Verbose Mafia 2 - Post or Perish (Game Over)

[Fritzler]

Fritzler helps himself to a drink. Fritzler gets out a couple bottles of tequilla and 5 shots glasses. He sits at a table for 5. He motions to Seol, Pooky, LML and Cam. "Any of you want to do wicked tequilla shots with me?" he says and then he downs a shot.

Seriously this will be wicked awesome. I'm ready to lynch

scum

CA.

[Fritzler]

You mean that whole nomination thing? I got it down. I'll nominate him first (if im sober enough to remember to do it).

Fritz downs another shot of tequilla

So am I going to be the only one drinking? Seriously, you all make me sad.

[Fritzler]

"The Final Countdown" by Eurpoe comes on for turbovolver

Fritz says, "A trick is something a whore does for money" looks at Kelly, and then says, "Or candy."

Fritz really hopes that someone else got that joke. (will someone tell me if they do?) Fritz also hopes his buddies will take the other seats at the table. It will be fun.

[Fritzler]

Adele is in this game? Oh shit.

Grabs an extra chair and shot glass for adele. Stumbles, but then gets back up.

Be a real man, come down shots of tequilla with us. Seriously, why not?

PS How long till we lynch CA? I'm ready to nominate and lynch him now.

[Fritzler]

Pooky, be careful not to have seol vig you.

MIKE DIDN'T OBEY! HE'S PROBABLY SCUM! That's like 2 sentences. Maybe 4.

PS pooky you sure you don't want to sit at our table? 8)

We're pretty damn cool over here.

PPS

FOS: kelly

Bible thumping hillbillies will go down after CA.

PPPS hi thok!

[Fritzler]

See first you take this slice of lime and dip it in some salt, not too much, just get a nice line of it on the edge.

My best lines are still off of dead hooker's tits.

Begins making a toast.

I'd like to make a toast to pooky and adele's marriage. Seriously. What better union of a brit and magical bear could you ask for? I mean seriuosly, this will establish, a great link between the brits, and the huggle buddies, and they will probably be able to challenge the klingons for intergalactic war with this new line, in both of their prominent families. I hope I can marry into the family, so I can see the crazy christmas's and what not.

@ Kelly, seriously is the lady in sweater going to tell the man in the 60,000 dollar suit who to lynch? (turbo should get that).

[Fritzler]

Man this shit is nucking futs. I mean seriously it is crazy.

Fritz downs another shot of tequilla, and looks at CA

You know what you are man? Scucking Fum. Or cum. Or something like that. Seriously man, I'm gonna take you, and I gonna kill you so bad, that, you gonna...wish you weren't so killed. Seriously.

Fritz points at the happy couple, and makes some obscene humping motions like will ferell in Wedding Crashers.

Seriously, im glad you two got together. you two are really special to me, just don't be worried when pooky cheats on you with every huggle buddy known to man adele, k?

Fritz throws something at CA

[Fritzler]

YO MATHCAM I KNOW YOU. You know me and my alt. If I remember correctly Charles Davis insulted you quite a bit. Isn't that right? You were like i blocked you, and i was all like, can you not hear me calling you a bitch cunt clut, and you were like wrong move. LML was there. I was there. It happened.

Seriously dude, you're really shpecial to me. Like, sheriously, you're awesmoe.

Fritz turns to CA, and looks at him

You're going down. Its on like donkey kong.

[Fritzler]

Fritz looks at kelly and CA

Seriously, do i have to wait that long to lynch you two? You two are so scummy, and like seriously, bible thumper and....CA.....we should just get rid of you know. I can see nothing that will go wrong with that plan.

Fritz pours himself another shot of tequila. Fritz looks at the happy couple. Fritz wonders if pooky will be like that guy fritz saw on blind date last week (mask week) where the bitch took off her mask and he asked her to leave. It made Fritz lol. lol.

[Fritzler]

Fritz looks around hazily. He doesn't see anything to throw. He pours himself another drink. He sees drippinggoofball and CA. He wishes he was a vig. He'd make a damn good vig. They'd both be dead. It would be soooo sweet. Why didn't mith make me a vig?

[Fritzler]

Fritz shrugs of Adele and takes another shot. Why does everone wnat him to stop drinking? Fritz turns and looks at Kelly.

That's special that you want to be with me. But as a christian you don't put out. So I'm not doing that. Sorry.

[Fritzler]

Everyone I am sorry for breaking several rules today. I made several faces at some of you (i.e. smilies), I apologize. I'm probably scum because of it. Also, I appologize for getting angry at you guys and striking things out and bolding them. Also I made mention to someone that doesn't exist. My bad.

Also I am glad to be at the nomination phase. I will be looking to lynch two players today. First of CA. He is pretty scummy, ever since like post three. Also Kelly Chen. Mainly cuz she's a bible thumper. I'd rather kill CA though. What do you guys think?

Nominate: Commodore Amazing, Kelly Chen

[Fritzler]

"I am gone forever." I then exit and CA approves me. Anyways, Im happy killingany one of the below three people. I'm still kind of drunk too.

Fritz takes another shot

I appreciate all of your concern though. Now CA, DIE!

Thanks.

Nominate: Commodore Amazing, Kelly Chen, MikeBurnFire

[Fritzler]

I'm ron burgundy?

Seriously though, lets lynch scum. I'm happy putting just about anyone on my nomination list.

unnominate: CA

I'm going to let him live, then when he thinks he's finally escaped, i'll drop the knife. Anyone else watching the oscars now? Good shit. I'm always suspicous of dripping goofabll as always. So

nominate: Drippinggoofball

. She's probably scum.

Nominate: Kelly Chen, MikeBurnFire Drippinggoofball

[Fritzler]

Mathcam makes me sad. Mainly because he's so right. Why are you soooo mean to me? Just because I don't read what I post? I hope this all makes you feel better about yourself.

[Fritzler]

So, I'm gonna go take some more tequilla. Will you guys tell me when you want me to to lynch someone? Seriously, I think we need to grow a sac, and kill someone. So I am basically being lynched cuz I'll likely get myself killed, correct? Wouldn't you guys rather have rivers of blood and have more people die?

[Fritzler]

IS there anything I should do my dear fellows, to increase our chance of lynching someone? What I mean, is specifically how do you guys want me to adjust my votes so we can have the maximum number of people on the lynching block?

I think dripping goofball had a trigger upon revealing of her name, and that's why she did it so quickly. I think it gave her some sort of power. I don't know what, but that's what I think.

[Fritzler]

Vote: Tamuz

I am not letting you kill pooky's wife. seriously, if I lynch you, I'm really making this less painful then you think.

So I'm listening to the new public enemy cd right now. It is amazing. Seriously. Immortal technique is on it. You should all buy it. Its called "Rebirth of a nation."

Favorite track: "They call me flava"

[Fritzler]

Mathcam, what about my last post was scummy? Mentioning the public enemy cd? Because, really it is quite amazing. Flavor flav! Terminator X! Chuck D! Professor Griff and Immortal Technique were even featured on the Album. Quite truely, an amazing CD. I reccomend you all get it.

unvote, Vote: Drippinggoofball

[Fritzler]

Adele, I agree with you, however I could also see Malcom X as some sort of SK. Fact is, I really like X too. (Off topic again: on the PE CD there's a track about him.)

But anyways, so Mathcam, you think I'm scum because I offered to go with the towns plan of allowing the max on the lynching block? I wanted to shift around so we could have the maximum there, but I didnt know what exactly needed to be done.

TA ta.

[Fritzler]

Mike burnfire, yo udidn't ask me to respond to you. How then was I supposed to know that I should have? If you want to know, the reason I joined, was because I want to lynch someone. REally that is the only reason. I don't know if you know this but Ilike killing people.

Fritz goes back, confident he did a good job being "verbose". Fritz takes a couple shots. Have fun G's.

I'll be rihgt over hurrr.

[Fritzler]

Turbo we're really sorry about htis. we love you man. We blame the intoxication for voting you. Wedon't think you're scum, but we think you're better then a no lynch.

Fritz looks pained (and drunk). He presses a button. Turbobvolver winces as another vote is added.

unvote, vote: Turbo

[Fritzler]

How are you guys doing today? At first I thought John Edwards of democratic party fame died, and was confused as to why he'd be a preacher. SO anyways down to business. I will help get your back Vitamin£. However, I don't agree with VitaminÜ's analysis that mathcam and tamuz are scummy for not giving reasons for they're deadline votes, as the reasons were mostly posted by everyone else, and they had no need to.

Nominate: VitaminR, DrippingGoofball

[Fritzler]

"I am gone forever." Exit, pursued by Commodore Amazing.
"More Commodore Amazing, with less art."

I don't know why you guys are so interested in VitaminR's role. I am much more curious at what the hell CA is doing, cuz Seriously I have no idea. Do any of you guys have a clue? Bet not. So why freak out about Vitamin666's role like that, cuz honestly, its no where near as perplexing as CA's.

Nominate: VitaminR, DrippingGoofball, Werebear

[Fritzler]

Fiasco why would you nominate fritzler? That makes fritzler sad. Seriously Fritzler is an awesome townie and pretty much the most important person in the hirstory of history. Just don't ask Charles Davis about him. Seriously, Charles is just a really jealous bitch.

[Fritzler]

My vote here is to maximize the number of people on the lynching block. I love killing and lynching me some bitches. Seriously, its a hoot. Also, Fiasco, petroleumjelly, and tamuz make me really sad. Why would you vote fritz, he's a really good pro town palyer that you should keep alive as long as humanly possible, cuz he's mildly entertaining as a drunk.

unnominate werebear, Nominate: Commodore

[Fritzler]

So goofball, you believe that pooky is suspicous for only attacking someone once, and other wise staying out of suspicion? I don't agree with that at all, and I believe he's doing much better then me (whose not really saying anything). In addition, the reason why adele and seol are voting together is THEY ARE RELATED. They are off the same noble british mafia playing blood. They are pretty 1337.

[Fritzler]

Hey CES, you still voted for Vitamin╤. Is there some sort of super cool reason behind that? I'm going to assume that from the rest of your post you were going to vote for Adele. I too will add my vote there, I too think this wagon has much merit. Plus, I like killing.

Vote: Adele

[Fritzler]

I too am happy with the Adele lynch. I do suspect that Pooky will get mad at us all though now. Plus, we have 12 votes there, when only 10 are required. That's always good, no? (Yay for killing!)

[Fritzler]

Oh, Horatio. Draw thy breath in pain, just to tell my tale.

Note: I'm not hamlet, I just wanted to say that.

I am more than happy with lynching Satan today. While he is not the most verbose goofball, you will see that he is the prince of lies, and thus, a ridiculously good target. I don't agree with Fiasco's second point, however, I do agree with the third one. As such I believe CES is the play, as he is likely satan, or some sort of emo cutter that worships satan. (Emo kids do that, right?)

Also CA, don't take me out with your bear. I'm your buddy. I'm the mercutio to your romeo.

I'm wondering though, if CES = satan, does that make DGB the bible thumper pro town? I could see it either way really. I'm off to look at CES's posts. TIA.

Nominate: Cogito Ergo Sum, DrippingGoofball, LoudmouthLee

[Fritzler]

I too am busy right now, but I shall check in later.

PS Fiasco you are way great at being verbose. I wouldn't have thought that. Would any of you guys? You should play more.

[Fritzler]

SpamWise, your vote is not helpful.

About today, i see the three main suspects are seol, pooky, and LML. This is heart breaking for me, they're all pretty much ballers. Seol, and LML seem to be behaving like they normally do in their logical rampages and noisy off shoots. However, pooky seems to be working especially hard at worming his way in to people's hearts, specifically adele's. IT sort of reminds me of werewolves, but more so. Or like our aim comvos when he was my traitor cultist, twice. And not cult, but scum. What do you guys think?

Vote: Pooky

[Fritzler]

I agree with werebear. Plus if the five year invitational, he's money at identifying scum that claimed power roles. I will likely be satisfied at the claim of a rolename from CES. I'm racking my brain but cannot think of many scenarios where CEM wouldn't claim his role name. Seriously, can you? None that make sense as a satanist? Does he believe someone else will claim the name of his not very well known satanist? Doesn't make any sense to me.

unvote Vote: CES

[Fritzler]

I don't believe LML lied the way you said he did DGB. I don't think they're contradictory. I also agree that it can easily be ocnfirmed, by setting up some sort of inside joke. It would matter of fact be really easy to do. The thing is we have to make sure people know the answer. Don't you know?

[Fritzler]

First off goofball, we didn't kill rasputin. He died as a token corpse to convince us to to lynch, a flavorful way to start the game in day..

Seconldy I agree with Seol. I don't think it would be beneficial to explain reasons on why we failed. Do you think it would be better TSS?

Thirdly, i agree this is appearing to be a no reveal game. Until the LML lynch i too assumed we would be told when mafia died. But now I guess not.

[Fritzler]

I believe the best course of action would be to clear pooky today. If someone else is lynched I can clear myself tonight.

I also think the best course of action is to follow ca's nominations. What do you guys think specifically about that? Lets do this, rock show. We can sort out the one good hanging later.

Nominate: Fiasco

[Fritzler]

I am sorry for the lack of posts. One of my friends died yesterday. On his way home from school, he was flipped accross the median, slid accross four lanes of traffic and died. (kind of cool except for him dying). Of course the dragracing kids that hit him weren't injured. Sorry about the lack of posts can you forgive me? I was up chilling with his family at the time.

I agree that satanists might not be essentially evil this game. I mean, really there have been good satanists persuceted by right wing crazy christians. I'd me more inclined to believe a bible thumping hill billy like kelly would be scum.

I will still prove myself tonight. It will take place after the lynch, if i manage to get a post in between hammah and lynch scene.

I don't find thok necessarily scummy either, re: the restriction thang. however, i do think he needs to be added to the lynching block.

Nominate: Thok, VitaminR, Fiasco

[Fritzler]

No, Seol, my role makes it so that no other votes are counted. I don't want to stop a lynch. I merely meant that after a majority is reached, i want to use my role. That way we still get info from a lynch, and I can confirm myself. You know what I'm saying?

PS Wood would chuck 68498198984651984891 x 10^542 kilograms per hour if it was the chuck norris of wood chucks.

[Fritzler]

I trust werebear. Just because he is suspicous of the masonry is no reason to be suspect of him. Suspect everything is what he's really good at. Look how much it piad off for him on the 5 year invitiational. Well, if more people listened to him about antrax it would have.

by the way, thanks for the condolonces. Its a bit different here, then scumchat, where AniX would say something like, your friend isn't as hot as scully so it doesn't matter. then someone would make the Car greater than your friend joke. So thanks. How is everyone else doing?

Vote: VitaminR

[Fritzler]

Yes VitaminR, i think it would be best if you claimed. The perry claim strikes me as pretty sketch. I believe it should be used to confirm CA. That could be the most useful thing to the town. Don't you guys think?

[Fritzler]

Well TSS, you raise a good point maybe it won't work. What I will say, is that after the day is over i will commit suicide. However I will continue to post and give you guys my advice. Which hasn't been good so far. However, as I'm dead, I'll be confirmed, no?

[Fritzler]

Guys, I mihgt not be on later, so I have to confirm my ability now. I will proceed to commit seppuku. Like pooky always says i haven't really contributed, so that doesn't matter. You've said that, right pooky?
Anyways, I will now commit Seppuku: "Σωκράτης".
I am now confirmed, and I will see you guys tomorrow.

[Fritzler]

OK, guys. I am still here to speak with you. Thok, I now believe I mis-spoke my role. I think the Fiasco lynch will carry through, and I am fairly impartial to it. I can not vote, so it doesn't matter. However, remember, im here with you guys in spirit, in advice, and wherer ever you, I got your back. You understnad me?

[Fritzler]

So, I guess this makes me your guys Obi-Wan Kenobi. First off use the force. Secondly, anger is the path to the dark side.

But mainly I'm suspicous of mike for nominating Vitamin R. Wasn't the plan to test Vitamin R by not nominating him? As such, this makes Mike Burn Fire Extremely suspect.

[Fritzler]

I don't know if this will do CA any good. Do you CA?

Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Commodore Amazing?

Anyways, so PJ is the last mason?
And CA no, i won't I'll stay this way. That's the way I like it. Now I'll run through people, and ask them if that means we "did it"

[Fritzler]

The thing I still dont understand is, why couldn't they claim yesterday? How would it show up? I agre chattering nuns makes sense in this game though.

Also werebear, according to your info, since I am dead already, that makes you or tamuz scum. So, yea. Thanks for the iformation about that.

[Fritzler]

Again, this si me checking up. Obi-Wan Kenobi does not have anything to add right now. Do you guys think we could get the scum to throw each other under the bus? I agree with most of what werebear has said. May the force be with you.

[Fritzler]

The thing that strikes me about this is the characteristic lack of cops in a verbose game. That was mentioned heavily before the game started. I will read through the old game to find out if there were one shot cops and the like. I can't do it this weekend however, so you'll have to wait for it. Or will someone else do it?

[Fritzler]

Sorry, i won't be able to give you awesome advice today either. the reason for that is a forensics tournament. Sorry about that. I hope you guys have fun. Will you do that? Thanks a lot.

[Fritzler]

Damn, CA reminded me of something. I didn't say anything really cool when i died. I should have claimed aniX didn't invent upick. Or that scully wasn't hot. Or something really sweet. I let you all down.