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all 3 of them get food poisoning and are dying. I call an ambulence to take them to a hospital and claim the hill while they are rushed away.Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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gets the game back on track by claiming the hill...by himself...for now...Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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comes with a construction team and an assasin. The assasin kills reecer while the construction team levels the whole and builds a multi-million dollar condo, and I claim it.
My condoShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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takes the show off the air
my white staticShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*cuts chensi to pieces and uses his blood to make it even redder*
MY red staticShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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I climb to the top of the hill and sit down...mykonian feels uncontent, and leaves on an epic journey in the belief that somewhere out there is a bigger hill to control...I peacefully meditate on the hill, secure in the knowledge that I have already found it.
My hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*mourns the loss of his stunt double and rejoins mask man on the hill*
our hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*shoots chenhsi with his shotgun before he can finish typing his next post*
MY pre-emptive strikeShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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awwes
*hits mask man with the shotgun....in his mind*
*puts the shotgun away and has a nice day on the hill with mask man*Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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I make a deal witht he devil and gain dominion over the spawn AND the hill
My stuffShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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I come out of the wreckage, and throttle reecer6 until he chokes to death, and rebuild the hill to my desire
my repaired hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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* chenhsi declines the cookie...suddenly a hand bursts out of the ground and grabs chenhsi's ankle and drags him down into the ground, buries him alive, and saberwolf himself emerges out of the ground and pats the ground down and places a nice tombstone while eating mask man's cookie, giving him temporary immunity in the next post targeted at him.*
our hill, less a cookieShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*takes command of the hill and creates his own dwelling and gets the land rights and everything*
my hobbit dwellingShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*come with a wrecking ball and demolishes it*
my wreckageShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*shoos chenhsi away while reclaiming the wreckage*
my worthless wreckageShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*pees on the smouldering mound, and gets rid of the smoke and ashes*
rebuilds his condo
my hill and condoShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*walks up to chenhsi in a scuba divers outfit and knocks him out with the oxygen tank, and reclaims the air*
our airShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*morphs out of his cockroach form and looks around*
my nuked and lonely world :'(Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*I create a bill and get it passed that renames the kingdom, as it should probably have a new name given the circumstances...it is now known as New Farmenia, or NF for short*
our new kingdomShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*pushes banana into the sea and tells him to learn how to swim...of which he fails*
my hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*shrapenel flies into the air and cuts SC up, making him bleed to death*
*I ascend up and reclaim the burnt hill and pee on it, marking my territory*
My stuffShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*a purple buffalo falls out of the sky and lands on SC, killing him*
nobody's smelly hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*sends a message by courier to banana from the top of the hill that he needs to get closer than 700 miles to be able to claim it* -_-
my hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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I send SC on an errand to find me a new blender and temporarily claim the hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*shakes his head as he watches yet another one of his stunt doubles die*
sends himself back into the warzone and pours chocolate sauce all over banana...which turns out to be coloured cement. I push banana over the edge and he rolls into the sea
my hill
summons mask man to his side
our hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*scored so high that he gained an extra life*
My hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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Can't force feed me anything if you've been nuked
My hill, still, twiceShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*loses all of his stunt doubles left on earth*
gets off of the hubble telescope where he's been chillin all this time and joins the others left on mars, passes go, collects $200, and as the richest man on mars, buys the hill
MY martian hill
*shares it with mask man for a price of $5 a week*Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*floats above the peak of his claimed hill on the etheral plane*
my alternate hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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NO, I AM NOT (entirely)
you have no dominion over my soul, or any other etheral part of me
YOUR FAIL
MY HILL
*takes away crypto's keyboard*
MY keyboardShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*God notices that his plaything died, so he goes to the cupboard and gets some fresh batteries, and starts the multiverses back up again*
I claim whatever hill is the best in whatever setting
MY hill
(lets say earth again)
*waits patiently for mask man*Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*kicks a pebble over the edge of the hill*
the pebble falls down, down, down....increasing in speed and velocity...until unfortunately it's met by a resisting force...crypto's head. Crypto dies, a bloody mess in the valley
a dead man's valleyShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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Why is it two dead people's valley? only one actually died...my death was never announced...
...as saberwolf falls to his what seems to be impending doom, he remembers he has a parachute on. He pulls the strap, and releases the chute, gently costing down towards the side of the hill. After a successful landing, he climbs back to the top of the hill, where he confronts SC, and attacks him for making confusing sentences [I make a hill a safe distance away from the top...how is that possible? ] I slit his throat and watch as his life trickles away, then kick him over the edge down into the valley. As his body falls down the hill, it knocks over yabbaguy, who was climbing the hill, and the pair of them fall down the hill. The repeat bashings to yabba's body eventually kills him as they reach the bottom.
Three dead men's valley
MY hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*has taken law classes*
Can't be infractured for no reason, appeal void and rejected.
*hacks the mainframe and changes his VAC status just in case...however, he doesn't really need to do this anyways...none of the secure servers mentioned are associated with mafiascum.net *
*gives crypto a hug and a cookie*
It's ok to be jealous
MY hill
MY won court case
MY jealous nemesis
YOUR cookieShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*the Y2K bug comes back for revenge and wipes the slate clean...when the dust has settled Saberwolf is left standing with two hills...*
My hills
Combine them to make a superhill
MY superhillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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I actually turn the meat grinder, killing MafiaSSK
and while I'm here, I'll stuff SC into it too, turning him into sausage.
I then feed the remains of them to yabba, but don't tell him where it came from
then i return to my raid proof bunker, and then later move on to an unknown location.
MY superhillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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so I got 4 posts to catch up on...
ok, good so far...BUT:I hire a hit man to poison saberwolf and claim the superhill.
So now, we have a hitmanI drop an anvil on SC as thus killing him. I then claim the superhill.attemptingto poison me, but seeing as SC died, I suppose the hitman would lose incentive, as he doesn't get paid now.
Then, SSK and SC kill each other, voiding each other's claim on the hill
so, in conclusion....
MY hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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Nope, I got my bomb proof bunker, remember?I blow up saberwolf and take the hill.
Accepted. Actual kill on SCThe hitman happens to have been my EPIC BFF and has revival skills. So he then revives me. I then tell the hitman to carry out the task on SC and I will pay him. So as thus SC is dead and the hill is mine!
Fail. rains knifes could wound, not neccessarily killIt rains knives on MafiaSSK.
My hill.
and double fail, not your hill
*slits SSK's throat with a knife, then makes sure he's dead, then kills his hitman*
My hill, stillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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As I fall over the edge, I garb a hold of a branch stuck in the side of the hill. I right myself, climb over to the hillside, snap off the branch, return to the top, where yabba is currently reigning, and shove the stick through his throat and out the back of his head, killing him. I then burn and dispose the body in a safe and hazard fre manner, then removing any signs of any activity.banana 563 wrote:*Creeps up behind saberwolf then pushes him really hard so he falls off the hill.
My hill.
I then get a sniper and make sure banana is truly dead at the bottom via headshot.
My hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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I would never commit suicide, especially when i have a hill to keep me happy.
I sweep away the collection of army men and take the hill and fortress
MY fortress on MY hill with MY dead yabbaguy
*squishes yabba's head with a very heavy object*Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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heavy object is in "", hence implying it isnt really what it seemed...a box of balloons falls on top of me, I brush them off and get up. I plant a sticky bomb to the crane, and run to a safe distance as the crane blows up, killing banana inside.Shut up, crypto.
It's just a shame Saberwolf's sniper was actually me in disguise and the person you thought was me was a dummy.
*Gets a crane to lift up the "heavy object" on Yab's head then drops it on Saberwolf*
stupid crypto, its a white hole trying to act black. *shoots both crypto and the hole in their vital areas,Too bad. The black hole killed you.
killing them both*'_'
*builds a hill on heaven*
My heavenly hill
...and on the 42387247th day, God commandeers the hill and gives it over to me, to be owned by me forever, and then yabba is condemned to hell, wher he is given a small anthill to rule.
My hill on heaven and earth,
Hallowed be thy name...Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*the swirl of frost and the burning cinders of the hill whirl together as saberwolfs spirit inhabits a new shell, becoming a composite golem. He punches cobalt so hard that cobalt and all reality checks smash in two. cobalt's dead body is banished to the other dimension, while saberwolf continues to reign supreme.*
reality reinstates itself
Time has no effect on golems, so don't try that crap again ^^Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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FAIL, I'd turn to ice shards, not dust.RayFrost wrote:*Ray yawns, the golem freezing solid through and through due to the freezing power of the hill. Ray takes out a very big mallet and bashes the ice apart, destroying the golem into dust before resuming his reign supreme*
As a newly created ice golem, I reassemble my ice shards, and punch through RF's head, killing him and reclaiming my hill.
*preforms a complex ritual which puts him back to human form and revives everyone else*
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*uses maskman as his human umbrella of protection*
*tosses napalm at RF and destroys him utterly*
My Hill
*offers a peace treaty to RF if he chooses to respawn. MM is too peaceful of an ally [but would still like to have him as an ally ]*Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*slaps chenhsi and he runs off crying*
*approaches cobalt*
LASERSWORD BEATS EVERYTHING!!!!
*wins game of rock paper scissors, and boots him off the hill [i know he's already dead, but meh]*
*accepts the sandwich offered by RF*
our hill
MY sandwichShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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no, would make you WOTH [wizard of the hill]Cobalt wrote:I put on my robe and wizard hat.
KOTH
FAIL
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still mine, RF's and MM's hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*distorts reality by pushing RF over*
*fixes reality by helping him back up*
still what RF said that I said.Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*flips the switch on RF's back to "off"*
the world reverts to normal, greenhouse gasses drop 15% and reality is fortified 148%
MY ecofriendly world
OUR hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*looks at RF*
OMG! IT'S JACKIE CHAN!
*realises he's wrong* -_-
my bad
Our hill stillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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*would indeed like a cookie*
*noms on cookie*
nom nom nom ^-^
MY cookie
OUR hill
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I'm starting to think we should convert this to an actual gamestyle...
points given (or an ownership meter filled) based on creativity of takeover, validity of takeover, ability to nullify or pick apart other people's attempts, and length of time owning the hill. If shared ownership, points are divided among owners. So, for example, MM, RF and I own the hill, and say I collected 20 points by now, and 500 is needed for total domination. I would have 20 plus 1 point for every kill done by me, 5 points for every kill attempt on me thwarted, and 10 points for every hour the hill is under my ownership. [which would be 3.33 per hour as I share with MM and RF] other rules and point systems could be added as well.
thoughts? [400 points added for the great idea ]Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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lol, you wish I'm clearly more creative, but we will leave that challenge for a different time and place...RayFrost wrote:Wouldn't that mean you win immediately, saber? You've got 400 points for the idea, over 100 points for all your kills and such...
I'd say we tie, though... cuz I am most definitely more creative, valid, and was able to nullify multiple people at once
If we were to do this though, obv we would start fresh.Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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That's not even the defense system!! It's secret agent hamster ninjas!
You both fail for misrepresenting the system and are killed by hamster ninjah powers.
Still a hill belonging to saber, myself, and mask man.
this isnt exactly creativity. This is...I'm not even sure what to call it, but it's usually frowned upon in things such as improv...you basically are denying an occurance and using nullvoids to do your work for you instead of coming up with a fresh unrelated concept to somehow tie to the pre-existing concept. For example you COULD of said that, like the movie I Robot, the defense system is bound to the 3 laws of robotics, and because you managed to convince them that harming you would be the greatest danger of all, the defense system would do nothing to stop you. You then found yabba and snapped his neck, killing him before he even hit the floor. You then took over the defense system for our own needs and our hill.*The futuristic defense system evolves like in the Irobot movie and kill all the beings on the larger hill before self destructing and destroying the hill*
My hill with my allies still exists, victory is ours! *puts in super secret defense system*
things such as the first post is dumb, our defense sytem was clearly targetted, and no ambiguity of the post was possible. Try to be a little better at defence than simply denying something occured. [/lecture]
OUR hill...now including one more [yay, approaching world peace! ]Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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just like that?mask man wrote:everyones hill!
I say we vote on it.
vote: everyone's hill
everyone's hill (1) - Saberwolf
Those not voting (5): Mask Man, RayFrost, Animorpherv1, Yabbaguy, Cobalt
Takes 4 votes to happen[/table]Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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:O
Protect: mask man
Day Doctor saveShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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vote for lynch: cobalt
thats 3 votes for everyone's hill
thats 3 votes for lynching of cobalt
it takes 4 for a majority vote.Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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meh, good enough for me
everyone's hill but cobalt, who had a heart attack last night after hearing the announcement that world peace had occured.Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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why is yabba not part of our hill?
plus that means ani is dead too, for he didnt vote...
so really, its back to:
RF's, MM, and SW's Hill, this time by democratic vote XDShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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Too bad round numberRayFrost wrote:Indeed! Round two begins... NOW!!!
*sits on a hill* Hill #1 is mine!TWOstarts on hill numberTWO
*Stands on top of hill number two*
My hill
ok, before we go any further, should we try to implement my rules into this?Showsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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ROUND 1.5
*Saberwolf kills DeeJayCee, staging it so that it looks like he died in his sleep*
My Game
[Saberwolf recieves 1000 points for killing the mod. Saberwolf wins the round!]
ROUND 2
Rules:
1. The point is to take over the HILL, not the CRATER, not the VALLEY, the goddamn HILL. Additions to the hill (i.e hill with fortress for defense) is exceptable
2. You can choose to own the hill by yourself, or enlist the help of others to defend it with you.
3. You cannot pre-kill somebody or make a pre-emptive move to stop someone from attempting to take the hill (i.e I kill saberwolf before he has the chance to post, making his next move void)
4. With the exception of some editing and comments, try to wait until someone posts before posting again
5. There is no fight club
6. You can only target one person at a time with your posts (this is to make your posts more creative, so that black holes don't show up all the time -_-)
8. Points are awarded as follows:
5 points for claiming the hill
5 points for every hour the hill is under your possession*
5 points for removing someone off the hill
10 points for killing somebody
15 for every time you thwart an attempt on your life**
-10 points if you decide to re-enter the game without a reasonable explanation as to why or how you survived or were revived.
-10 points if someone manages to find a FAIL post made by you***
-20 points if you wish to target another person in the same post
-10 points if you use a method already used in the game
*If shared ownership occurs, you get 5/X points per hour, X being the total number of people with hill ownership
**Will be decided by Mod and/or votes by other players. Person who does the kill attempt loses the 10 points. If it's a really obvious thwart, there not need be a vote for it.
***Will be voted upon by players and/or decided by Mod, unless FAIL is dreadfully obvious. 5 votes to confirm
8.5. When someone reaches 1000 points, they win the round
9. I'm willing to add or change other rules depending on how the game goes
10. The mod can participate, and has no real invincibility features. I am the same as any other player.
11. There is no rule 7.
12. No trolling
13. Try to keep engaging and fresh *applies deodorant*
14. I will sometimes usegreenas mod in my writing. Everyone else avoid using it
14.3443. Every 50 posts, one person can create a rule, and everyone can vote on whether or not they want it implemented. First person to post a bill for passing gets the right, so it's first come first serve. It takes 5 votes [including proposer] to pass. (Note: certain rules may be auto-struck down by mod, such as: saberwolf is no longer allowed to post in this game)
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