King Of The Hill

[saberwolf]

*the canabals used me as a sacrifice to please their gods, and the gods heard them. Mistaking my misfortune for loyalty, they created me in their image, a superior being to walk the realms. I materialize onto the hill, and with the touch of my finger, erase ah's physical being from memory of the planet.

My and MM's hill.

[StrangerCoug]

I decide to give saberwolf and mask man presents. saberwolf gets something he's wanted for years (I'll let him decide what that thing is), while mask man gets bombed.

I claim co-owner of the hill with saberwolf.

[mask man]

You did not claim the bomb exploded. I place the bomb behind Stranger, and it explodes on him. He is dead and his left arm/right legs have been blown off of him, his back is under major damage, which includes the breaking of his spinal cord.

[StrangerCoug]

My arms are stitched back on, they repair my spinal cord, and I am resuscitated. Meanwhile, a hit man I hired ties a piano wire around mask man's neck and strangles him with it.

Still saberwolf's hill, and mine again as well.

(You forgot to claim the hill, too )

[mask man]

I never died or left the hill, why would I need to claim it?
While being strangled, I remove my head and throw it at Stranger so hard he is blown off the hill and his body slams against a concrete tower. His body parts are smashed and his bones break. He falls to the ground and proves a free meal to a back of wolves.
Seeing as my head was detached, strangling had no affect on me and I slipped under the piano wire. I pick up my head from the ground and put it back on before returning to me and Sabers hill.

[StrangerCoug]

My ghost possesses saberwolf, who in turn has you locked in said tower. You are eaten alive by various pests.

saberwolf's hill.

[RayFrost]

As I was blown up, the super secret defense mechanism known as chemical y activated, causing my assorted bits to manifest into their own forms of me, each a different personality. They then chanted a spell and all the forms rematerialized into one. I then sat upon the hill, pressing a small blue button that caused an exorcist to remove stranger from saber's body and then seal Stranger's soul into a bottom feeding fish deep within the ocean.

My and the newly-unpossessed saber's hill.

[saberwolf]

*opens his present to find...an ice cream*

*gives his ice-cream to RayFrost*

*RayFrost, so overjoyed at finally getting his ice cream, feels compelled to buy Saberwolf something in return. He runs off the hill to the nearest shop to buy Saberwolf something, while leaving Saberwolf feeling slightly lonely for the time being*

[StrangerCoug]

I regain consciousness as being slammed in the concrete tower earlier today didn't quite kill me and the wolves don't like how I taste. I'm confined to a wheelchair, though.

I roll myself up on the hill with saberwolf.

[RayFrost]

I come back, shooting a poisoned dart into Stranger's left eye, causing him to go into convulsions and die. Then, I hand Saber a box of chocolates.

(btw, I don't actually like ice cream, so... ._.)

[saberwolf]

*Saberwolf spent his last night of work for the summer hanging out with the counselors at the camp, and decided to tell one in particular, one australian transfer, that he had feelings for her the entire summer, but only chose now to reveal them. They proceeded to take a walk, and along the way, fell in among the tangled web of love, kissing and groping. Eventually the two of them found themselves in the woods, naked and making passionate love to each other. It was 3 am when the two of them stopped, and were in the process of getting ready to leave when they got busted by two of the head counselors making the night rounds, looking for those drinking, smoking and having sex. Luckily for saberwolf, he was very good friends with these two, and had the right connections, so him and his partner managed to stay off the report and stole quietly away. As his australian partner went back to her cabin, saberwolf biked home in the dark, and decided that because he has to be back at the camp at six am anyways, to chill on the internet until then. Armed with a bucket of breyers double churn extra creamy chocolate cheesecake covered in chocolate sauce, a spoon, and a keyboard, saberwolf adds his piece to the ever growing KOTH*

MY and RF's hill
MY awesome night

[ah2190]

*Data error found*

*User data has been corrupted*

*Game data has been corrupted*

*Press Any Key to reboot*

[saberwolf]

*presses the alt key, and ah's computer, as well as his WoW account, get destroyed*

[StrangerCoug]

Seeing as ah2190 has corrupted the game data, there is no longer any record of anybody having harmed or killed me. Unfortunately, my favoritism toward saberwolf went away with it. I have a blackjack table dropped on him and claim the hill.

[yabbaguy]

The scoring system is also ruined, seeing the fall of this really dumb idea, I immediately regain interest in claiming the hill.

I fix up the blackjack table, become dealer, SC blows his stash playing, and has to leave due to bankruptcy.

Welcome to fabulous Less Vegas, Hillvada!

[StrangerCoug]

I rob yabbaguy, take all his funds, hire a hitman to kill him and have his casino closed.

My hill.

[saberwolf]

*As SC's hitman, I turn on him after taking the money and bash his head in with a lead pipe, hitting him repeatedly until nothing is left of his face*

My hill

[animorpherv1]

saber and Cybele disagree on something in Way of the Tiger, and he leaves the hill to continue arguing where he can hear Cybele. I then take the hill from him.



My hill.

[StrangerCoug]

animorpherv1 is locked in a meat freezer and left to suffocate.

My hill.

[saberwolf]

UPDATING...

post 406, saber gets +10
post 407, SSK gets +15
post 408, saber gets +15
post 410, saber gets +10
post 411, SSK gets +15
post 412, saber gets +5
post 414, SSK gets +5
post 415, RF gets +15
post 416, saber gets +5
post 418, RF gets +15
post 420, MM gets +10
post 423, MM gets +5
post 424, ah gets + 10
post 425, saber gets + 15
post 426, SC gets +15
post 427, MM gets +10
post 428, SC gets +15
post 429, MM gets +10
post 430, SC gets +10 [was real tempted to split this one between SC and SW, as it was SW who did the kill, but SC who drove the force]
post 431, RF gets +15
post 432, saber gets +5
post 433, SC gets +5
post 434, RF gets +15
post 438, SC gets +15
post 439, yabbaguy gets +10
post 440, SC gets +15
post 441, saber gets +15
post 442, ani gets +10
post 443, SC gets +15

time points:

saber gets 108 points
RF gets 65 points
MM gets 63 points
SC gets 13 points
SSK gets 5 points

in total:

Points so far:
Saberwolf: 466
RF: 433
SKK: 142
MM: 215
SC: 118
ah2190: 52
Cobalt: 15
Ani: 0


Cobalt: 1 FAIL post 280
MM: 1 FAIL post 340

Alive on hill: RF, SC

[saberwolf]

*I show RF, who has been hiding on the hill the whole time, my new pet tiger. The tiger mistakens him for his next meal, and rips RF apart, eating every part of his flesh, and chewing and cracking away on his bones*

MY and SC's hill

[RayFrost]

I was transmuted by the radioactive waste upon the tiger's teeth into a parasitic being, taking over the tiger's body and using it as a way to spread through the hill like a mushroom before using the body to devour SC, the radioactive waste having vanished by now. I then look up at Saber with a challenging glint in my eye before saying "You wanna mess with me?"

My and SW's hill.

[StrangerCoug]

The tiger ate my arms, not my entire body. I survive its attack and drop a nuke on RayFrost.

saberwolf's and my hill.

[saberwolf]

I look back.

"Nah, I just figured I'd address the fact that you WERE on the hill, as apparently nobody else noticed."

Still our hill

[saberwolf]

saber and Cybele disagree on something in Way of the Tiger, and he leaves the hill to continue arguing where he can hear Cybele. I then take the hill from him.



My hill.

LOL