King Of The Hill

[saberwolf]

Why is it two dead people's valley? only one actually died...my death was never announced...

...as saberwolf falls to his what seems to be impending doom, he remembers he has a parachute on. He pulls the strap, and releases the chute, gently costing down towards the side of the hill. After a successful landing, he climbs back to the top of the hill, where he confronts SC, and attacks him for making confusing sentences [I make a hill a safe distance away from the top...how is that possible? ] I slit his throat and watch as his life trickles away, then kick him over the edge down into the valley. As his body falls down the hill, it knocks over yabbaguy, who was climbing the hill, and the pair of them fall down the hill. The repeat bashings to yabba's body eventually kills him as they reach the bottom.

Three dead men's valley

MY hill

[crypto]

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Account Name: saberwolf
Contact Email: [undisclosed]
VAC Status: Banned from some secure servers because of a cheating infraction.

[saberwolf]

*has taken law classes*

Can't be infractured for no reason, appeal void and rejected.

*hacks the mainframe and changes his VAC status just in case...however, he doesn't really need to do this anyways...none of the secure servers mentioned are associated with mafiascum.net *

*gives crypto a hug and a cookie*

It's ok to be jealous

MY hill
MY won court case
MY jealous nemesis
YOUR cookie

[StrangerCoug]

saberwolf and crypto both die in a fire.

My hill.

[crypto]

I like cookies and am satisfied.

StrangerCoug also dies in the fire.

I must be running out of lives.

[StrangerCoug]

I shove crypto in a wood chipper nine times just to be safe.

My hill.

[crypto]

WTD? That's like killing a baby chicken for fear that it will give you rabies.



Jerk.

[AnkleLock]

I send crypto directly to jail. He can not pass go or collect 200 dollars

My hill..

[animorpherv1]

I make another King of the hill thread. Abnd I lock it.


My thread.

[yabbaguy]

*ani is banned for abusing mod powers and the thread is unlocked*

My second hill.

[mask man]

I'm really considering a "King of the Hill" game now, with signups and shit.

[StrangerCoug]

I cut off mask man's hands so he can not type up the new thread.

My hill and mask man's handless arms.

[mask man]

sure sucks to be my stunt double. Poor Johny Depp.

[yabbaguy]

*SC is banned for not actually kicking me off the hill*

My autocratic hill.

[AnkleLock]

I call the punisher and tell him that yabbaguy is a drug dealer. Frank slits yabba's throat and throws him off the hill.


I sit on my new hill.

[saberwolf]

*the Y2K bug comes back for revenge and wipes the slate clean...when the dust has settled Saberwolf is left standing with two hills...*

My hills

Combine them to make a superhill

MY superhill

[StrangerCoug]

I air raid the superhill and land my plane on it when I'm done.

My superhill.

[MafiaSSK]

I stuff you into a giant 5 of hearts costume shove you into the plane and then make it fly with you still in it.

MY SUPERHILL.

[StrangerCoug]

I come back from wherever the plane took me with a meat grinder and shove you in it.

My superhill.

[saberwolf]

I actually turn the meat grinder, killing MafiaSSK

and while I'm here, I'll stuff SC into it too, turning him into sausage.

I then feed the remains of them to yabba, but don't tell him where it came from

then i return to my raid proof bunker, and then later move on to an unknown location.

MY superhill

[StrangerCoug]

I hire a hit man to poison saberwolf and claim the superhill.

[MafiaSSK]

I drop an anvil on SC as thus killing him. I then claim the superhill.

[StrangerCoug]

I run over MafiaSSK with a cement mixer.

Mine

[MafiaSSK]

I stab SC in the nuts until he bleeds enough that he dies.


MY HILL.

[saberwolf]

so I got 4 posts to catch up on...

I hire a hit man to poison saberwolf and claim the superhill.

ok, good so far...BUT:

I drop an anvil on SC as thus killing him. I then claim the superhill.

So now, we have a hitman

attempting

to poison me, but seeing as SC died, I suppose the hitman would lose incentive, as he doesn't get paid now.

Then, SSK and SC kill each other, voiding each other's claim on the hill

so, in conclusion....

MY hill