King Of The Hill

[RayFrost]

Note: devour means "destroy completely" which makes you saying I only ate your arms wrong =/ also note that if we assumed that did work... your nuke, if it blew up, would take all of us with it. This means it didn't blow up and only crushed one of my mushrooms anyway. I then devour you once again =/ which means it is still


My and SW's hill.

[saberwolf]

*I practice my shot put on the hill. I accidentally throw the ball towards SC, and the heavy ball collides with his head, crushing his skull and killing him instantly*

My hill.

[saberwolf]

not to mention RF, the nuke has been used before in a previous post, so he gets no points for that post anyways.

[StrangerCoug]

I send saberwolf off the hill to buy me some cake.

My hill and my hill alone.

[RayFrost]

I believe SC was been double pwned... this calls for a youtube link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb89V43KWc&feature=fvst

Also, I'm still on the hill dammit!

I use my mushrooms to send out a viral spore that enters SC's body, causing SC to implode due to the sudden increase of internal gravity.

My hill

[StrangerCoug]

I am reborn, tie everyone on the hill together back to back, and throw the mass in a pool of sulfuric acid.

My hill.

[RayFrost]

As I am a bunch of mushrooms, I left spores that regrow me, which means that the mushrooms that were tossed off are unimportant. I then create an ubershroom that devours SC whole before walking into the pool of sulfuric acid.

[StrangerCoug]

I work my way out of the mushroom before I am fully digested and spray fungicide on RayFrost.

My hill.

[RayFrost]

I mutate as the fungicide merges with my radioactive core, turning me into a mutant tree. In this new form, I force a cherry into SC's throat that proceeds to explode, SC's body flying light years away from each other from the force of the explosion.

My hill...

[saberwolf]

I am reborn, tie everyone on the hill together back to back, and throw the mass in a pool of sulfuric acid.

My hill.

FAIL post, there is only one person on the hill at this time


*I come back with cake and share it with RF*

MY and RF's hill

[RayFrost]

As a tree, I have no use for cake, so Saber gets all of it. I sprout roots and penetrate the hill, forming seedlings and saplings all across it.

my and saber's hill.

[StrangerCoug]

I spit the cherry out before I meet my explosive end, but seeing as I am propelled into outer space, I find a spaceship and warp my way back on earth. The ship "accidentally" crashes into RayFrost.

My hill.

[RayFrost]

As the small ship went into a collision course with one of my trees, I notice that it is made of aluminum foil as it crashes into the very sturdy tree, causing no real damage. I then pick up the tin foil ship, with SC still in it, and toss it fifty feet away from the hill as it turns into a wormhole, the ship and SC vanishing as they enter the strange realms of hollows eve, in which SC and ship are devoured by creature of the dark that are not foolish enough to impart anything upon their meals.

My hill (and SW's)

[saberwolf]

*I use a sharp piece of the destroyed spaceship to decapitate SC*

My hill

[RayFrost]

SW keep getting sniped XD

[StrangerCoug]

SW retaliates by sniping you. His hill.

(I still need to think of how to revive myself.)

[saberwolf]

*cuts the treeRF down with a chainsaw, and cuts him up into sawdust*

My hill...angry at being sniped

[RayFrost]

Since saber only cut down ONE tree, there are others that loom over saber as they use the saw dust to form a small cage around saber that is magically reinforced.

My and SW's hill.

[saberwolf]

AGGGHHHHH. I SWEAR TO GOD...

Its my birthday. I blow out the candles of my cake and make a wish. SC appears on the hill next to me. I then proceed to use a pocketknife to cut him up into tiny little pieces.

My hill

[StrangerCoug]

saberwolf chokes on the dust as I am once again reborn.

My hill.

[RayFrost]

Fail post, SC. I used it as a magically reinforced cage around saber, not touching saber. This means saber can't be choked. Saying you are just reborn is also fail and you've used that before... fail post overall.

[StrangerCoug]

Make that the cake. Damn slow posting...

[StrangerCoug]

Fine, whatever. The monsters that eat me roll the cage off the hill and into a pit pf piranhas.

[RayFrost]

The creatures of the dark are in another realm of existence...

[StrangerCoug]

Then the creatures of the dark come into this existence and roll the cage off the hill into a pit of piranhas.