King Of The Hill

[Cobalt]

lawl, that's right, I did forget
Okay, I am brought back though the power of IRELAND, so I offer saber some beer and we chill on the hill with some good old Guiness

[saberwolf]

from now on, no more coming back to life through the power of _____. Must be creatively done, and must go into detail, like my dragon ball Z one [even if it WAS a fail post -_-]

OK, so we hit post 300! one of you can now attempt to make a rule for this game. next chance will be at post 350.

[mask man]

You never did claim the hill again, or claim to be part of it.
I call a THIRD fail post on cobolt.

vote cobalt fail post #3

[saberwolf]

FAIL for posting wrong post # [not gonna vote it though] ^^

also, I will not vote cobalts new fail either...his choice not to say claim.

[Cobalt]

My subtle ploy of distracting you all with a rules discussion worked. I create a document that signs over to me all lease, title, and deed you may own in the hill. Legally, I own the hill in perpetuity. No loopholes.
MAH HILL

[saberwolf]

My subtle ploy of distracting you all with a rules discussion worked. I create a document that signs over to me all lease, title, and deed you may own in the hill. Legally, I own the hill in perpetuity. No loopholes.
MAH HILL

deja vu? -20 points for targetting two people, +10 for removing us off the hill, and +5 for claiming the hill, for a combined total of -5....

vote: Cobalt for FAIL post #304

Points so far:
Saberwolf: 70
SKK: 20
Cobalt: 15
MM: 10

Cobalt: 2 FAIL votes for Post 280, 1 for 304

Alive on hill: Cobalt

Note: Am I doing ok as a mod? I notice I have a considerable lead, and hope that being mod isn't putting me on powertrip or anything...would like to think I earned all my points...

[saberwolf]

in case none of you noticed, the first one to post a rule can attempt to get it put into the game by majority vote.

[Cobalt]

Objection!
My legal document cannot be said to "target" anyone, considering that you signed it yourselves!

[saberwolf]

actually, your post says nothing about us signing it. Either way, if we did, thats still multiple people being removed from the hill.

Objection denied.

[Cobalt]

Objection! I never said anyone was removed from the hill! You merely lost your posession of it. Being a kindly lawyer I allow you to live in tents near the bottom.

[saberwolf]

if you need to add onto your post to win this argument, you have already lost.

moving on.

[Cobalt]

Clearly your mod powers have gone to your head. It is the duty of all free-thinking men to overthrow your oppressive rule. Any last words, dictator?

[saberwolf]

haha, ok, you fought me persistently over this, in that case I'll simply let you have the points back...but only if one other person feels you were right and i was wrong. that's fair enough, is it not? But for now: tell me exactly how you feel your move affected the game, because from what I've read, you have effectively made us BOTH camp at the bottom of the hill, so both of us were removed and not killed [therefore no longer being on the hill and having no claim], so I think I am right, but you could be right at calling me out as powertripper. I will do my best to be fair, please call me out as you see fit. DO NOT abuse this right though.

[Cobalt]

You are allowed to live on the hill, but only at my discretion. I effectively control the hill without killing anyone. If you want to reclaim it you have to die first to free yourself from the binding contract.

[saberwolf]

Actually, I think I do have a solution...it gives you back your points too.

*I refuse to sign the document created by Cobalt, as there was no mention of me signing it yet*

My hill still, along with MM and Cobalt

instead of -5, Cobalt gets + 10. also, his FAIL post 304 is retracted

[Cobalt]

Gasp. My lawyerly powers were thwarted.

ohwell

I begin to power up a super special secret defense mechanism.

[MafiaSSK]

Rule Suggestion:After 3 Fail posts, you may not post again until after the round is over

[saberwolf]

*I pour water all over this "super secret defense mechanism"...which turns out to only be a toaster...Cobalt, still jiggling the plug trying to make it work, is electrocuted, and dies.*

Points so far:
Saberwolf: 80
SKK: 20
Cobalt: 25
MM: 10

Cobalt: 2 FAIL votes for Post 280
All other disagreements and point errors have been fixed

Alive on hill: Saberwolf, Mask Man

[saberwolf]

I need to change a rule: because people can join this game at any time, I'm simply going to say that 5 votes [including proposer] for a rule will implement that rule.

vote: Yes for Rule suggestion 316

[mask man]

vote yes for rule suggestion 316

[saberwolf]

mafiaSSK: is that three FAIL posts, or three FAIL posts successfully voted upon?

that also reminds me, I will also switch FAIL vote requirements to 5 votes too.

[MafiaSSK]

mafiaSSK: is that three FAIL posts, or three FAIL posts successfully voted upon?

that also reminds me, I will also switch FAIL vote requirements to 5 votes too.

Thee Fail Posts in general.

[mask man]

In that case, may I

Retract my yes vote on rule suggestion 316

as that would allow someone to simply give someone three fail posts, and that player would be auto-screwed.

[RayFrost]

*Gets in a master chief spartan suit and charges thah lazer* Ima charging mah lazer!

*blasts a hole through Mask man's abdomen, effectively ending his life* Thank you for using self-sacrifice services for your deathly needs.

*walks onto the hill and hands saber a basket of fruit*

My hill, co-owned by saber

[mask man]

"Once the button is pressed, it cannot be un-pressed."


The words rang through Armon's head, they echoed against the empty spaces of his mind, with each bounce of metaphorical sound wave a new thought was triggered. The thoughts reached out from the absolute bleachers of solid logic and reality, and expanded even passed the unimaginable and unexplored realms of every sports arena, every field, every boxing ring. Somewhere in these thoughts, just outside common reasoning, were the most repetitive , yet sensible ideas and questions. Sometimes he caught on to them, but not always. When he did though, he was almost certain to understand, and add examination results to his vast pool of knowledge.
But there was still a few questions that he just couldn't grasp... Or rather, he grasped perfectly, perhaps too perfectly, he just was lacking the information needed

What did the strange button do? And how justified would it be to press it, without knowing what it does?

If I press it, there is the chance that I will learn it's purpose.

He thought.

But even if this button is used only for the greater good, it still does not mean I was justified in pressing it.

That's when it hit him. He didn't know what it was, but it hit him right in the head, yet did no damage.

Oh! I know what it was! It was a memory!

Okay this is good, I need to move the scene a little, now what could be so important that he randomly remembers it to get the scene moving...

Ah ah! I know!

He thought on what he should remember to himself.

I just remembered where the instruction manual was!

He jumped off the wooden chair and onto the floor, only to head for his bed. But instead of using the bed for sleeping (Like I should be doing right now.), he went under it before proudly coming back out with a small instruction booklet.
Once he was settled back in his chair, he opened the first page of the booklet.
"For every time this button is pressed, a dead entity will be revived.",

This explains everything.

His hand came to life, he did not care about the rest of the book, curiosity had taken over long before now. It was just justified now. The button was pressed. It went down and sunk into the base of itself.
And did not come back up.


"Every time this button is pressed, a dead entity will be revived."


Mask man stood up.
Just moments ago, he was dead. Dead in every definition possible, a lifeless entity. But just now, we wasn't. The hole that once tore through him was gone without a trace.
"What the hell?", a voice could be heard behind him, on the top of the compact hill Mask man was laying limp upon not too long ago. "I thought I killed you!"
Mask man didn't respond. This has to be some kind of trap...
"Like it matters." he said. "I'll just do it again." at that, RayFrost's lazer began charging for a second time. "SWOOP DA WOO-"
That's when it happened. A medium sized button caught mask_man's eye. It was a little strange, as most buttons don't fall from the sky. Even stranger was that the button, although rather light-weight, knocked RayFrost out upon impact with his skull and killed him. Mask_man rushed to the scene, and closely examined the button. Moments later, a small booklet fell right into Mask mans hands. On the cover was a black and white depiction of the button.

-Every time this button is pressed, a dead entity will be revived.

-Once this button is pressed, it cannot be un-pressed.

-When the entity whose life was revived by the press of this button dies, the button will pop back into place. Until then, it will remain in a pressed state and therefor cannot be re-pressed.

-When the button is pressed, a single dead entity in the pressers mind will be revived.

-If no dead entity or thing is in the mind of the presser, a random entity will be revived.

-If more then one dead entity is in the mind of the presser, there is a 50% chance that one of them will be randomly revived, and a 50% chance of the event taking place as if it were rule number five.

-When this button is pressed for the first time(and only the first time.), a new button will be made and it will find it's way to the hands of the entity it revived.

-While there will be multiple buttons in existence, this is the only booklet. Whenever a new button is made, this booklet will find it's way to the newly revived entity.

-In order to maintain balance, whenever someone is revived as cause of a button, that or the newly formed button(if any) will kill someone else physically as soon as possible.

-All things have an urge to press the button that gets stronger as they remain within reach of the button.

The second to last rule explains RayFrost's unlikely death...

"Huh?" saberwolf turned around, as he was busy eating from a fruit basket at the time of these events. "Did I miss something?"
"No." said mask man. "Is still our hill."
EDIT:
He joined saberwolf and ate from the fruit basket. Looking up, he sees his post has errors regarding the quotes.
"Damnit..." he says to himself. "I'm just going to have to take the -5 points for editing... I can't leave this in such a condition."
Mask man proceeded to edit his post... sigh.