King Of The Hill

[ah2190]

I quickly use a knife to cut the roaps, then I slam into Stranger with the full force of the Gravity Hammer.

I'm back on the hill! But Ray might still be alive with me.

[saberwolf]

updating...

post 339, RF gets + 25
post 340, MM FAIL post
post 341, RF gets +10
post 343, RF gets + 10
post 345, RF gets + 10
post 347, Ani gets + 10
post 348, ah2190 gets +10
post 349, SC gets + 15
post 350, ah2190 gets -5 (bad ressurection, claim hill, but no confirmed kill)

also, RF gets 85 points for 18 hours of holding, ah gets 5

in total:

Points so far:
Saberwolf: 165
RF: 210
Ani: 10
SC: 15
ah2190: 10
SKK: 20
Cobalt: 15
MM: 65

Cobalt: 1 FAIL post 280
MM: 1 FAIL post 340

Alive on hill: RF, ah2190,SC

[saberwolf]

*I became fertilizer for the inside of the forest, and grew back as a plant/human hybrid, but had control over my own actions, unlike the other plants. I ate RayFrost and used his fertilized remains to make me stronger.*

My, SC's and ah's hill

[/me is not a big fan of ah2190 -_-]

[animorpherv1]

I land, without one single injury. I then tear up the hill, and throw it across the world with my super strength.

I then find it and walk on it. my hill.

[saberwolf]

By your post ani, I'm assuming you managed to shake everyone loose off the hill, and that the hill is now solely yours?

[animorpherv1]

If you want to put it that way, yes.

[saberwolf]

ani gains 15 points for shaking everyone off the hill, 5 for claiming it, and -40 for multiple targets, for a total of -20 points.

As player, I claim a FAIL post.

[animorpherv1]

I host the partyof the century with tons of security so my hill doesn't get stolen!!

[saberwolf]

Rule 3 states: 3. You cannot pre-kill somebody or make a pre-emptive move to stop someone from attempting to take the hill (i.e I kill saberwolf before he has the chance to post, making his next move void)

your last post doesnt count ani

[animorpherv1]

Ok. Take away the security.

[ah2190]

As I fly through the air, I pull out a Rocket Launcher, and fire two shots, killing the guards. I then land safely, then fire a rocket at animorph at close range, killing him in one shot. I then start playing "I gotta feeling" on my armours speakers.

It's my hill for now. But I'm willing to share it.

[saberwolf]

*paraglides onto the hill, giving ah2190 a note. He walks away for privacy to read it...*

BOOM!

not even ashes are left of ah2190, as he is fully disintegrated, regardless of the armor he is wearing.

MY hill

[animorpherv1]

I poof into a peace treaty.

[saberwolf]

*shakes ani's hand*

*has the slight feeling ani forgot something...*

*slaps animorph until he remembers...which is never. ani dies due to excessive slapping by saber*

My hill

[ani come back and do the peace treaty right, and you can stay...you forgot to claim lol ^-^]

[ah2190]

"Gee, that note made me lose my shield power! Do you REALLY hate the Black Eye Peas THAT much?"

I then smash Saber with the Gravity hammer so hard, that he becomes a puddel of goo. I then sign Animorph's treaty.

OUR HILL AND PARTY.

[saberwolf]

really debating making the above a FAIL post...I'm just not sure where to start with it lol...

note: ah you using the same moves over and over again doesnt help you gain points, as it's -10 each time.

As a puddle of goo, all I can do is glare at ah above me, as that is all I can do at the moment. Ah looks down at me and is surprised to see me still alive, even at this liquified state.

"Looks like I need to finish the job", he said.

He steps into me with his foot, hoping to dssapate me into death. I shift my shape and cause ah to slip, falling backwards and landing on his head, causing him to break his neck and die.

MY hill
MY severly superior liquid form

^-^

[RayFrost]

Ah failed for saying he torched my forest. I said it was FIREPROOF!

Also, I was in a tree, meaning saber didn't eat me. Also, ani throwing the hill wouldn't destroy the tree, thus meaning I'm STILL on the hill and haven't been touched, sadly.

I, naturally, use plants to show up a peace treaty in front of Saber stating "you don't kill me, I don't kill you, we own the hill together and pwn everybody else. Agreed?"

If not agreed to, the treaty would shoot out ice upon saber, freezing saber solid, though this wouldn't be known until after it had happened, since there were no indications. (naturally, the freezing form would then be smashed by a very large tree limb).

My hill and possibly Saber's too.

[saberwolf]

I completely agree, and request that you use your forest to revert me back to my old form ^-^

MY and RF's hill

[saberwolf]

btw, as a plant i could grow as tall as the tree if needed, so i could still have ate you.

[RayFrost]

Ray snaps his fingers, the treaty wrapping around Saber's liquid form like an egg, slowly emitting a pulsing green light as the revival engineering technology of 100 trillion years A.E.D (After Earth Destruction) went to work, restoring saber's original form with one catch: saber can in no way break the treaty without dying in the process.

My and Saber's hill.

[RayFrost]

And btw: I was INSIDE the tree, meaning that I was not exposed. You'd have to have eaten the diamond hard and very thick tree to eat me

meant and not an

[ah2190]

OOC: could you restate or point out the post where the rules are?

[saberwolf]

ROUND 1.5

*Saberwolf kills DeeJayCee, staging it so that it looks like he died in his sleep*

My Game

[Saberwolf recieves 1000 points for killing the mod. Saberwolf wins the round!]

ROUND 2

Rules:
1. The point is to take over the HILL, not the CRATER, not the VALLEY, the goddamn HILL. Additions to the hill (i.e hill with fortress for defense) is exceptable
2. You can choose to own the hill by yourself, or enlist the help of others to defend it with you.
3. You cannot pre-kill somebody or make a pre-emptive move to stop someone from attempting to take the hill (i.e I kill saberwolf before he has the chance to post, making his next move void)
4. With the exception of some editing and comments, try to wait until someone posts before posting again
5. There is no fight club
6. You can only target one person at a time with your posts (this is to make your posts more creative, so that black holes don't show up all the time -_-)
8. Points are awarded as follows:
5 points for claiming the hill
5 points for every hour the hill is under your possession*
5 points for removing someone off the hill
10 points for killing somebody
15 for every time you thwart an attempt on your life**
-10 points if you decide to re-enter the game without a reasonable explanation as to why or how you survived or were revived.
-10 points if someone manages to find a FAIL post made by you***
-20 points if you wish to target another person in the same post
-10 points if you use a method already used in the game

*If shared ownership occurs, you get 5/X points per hour, X being the total number of people with hill ownership
**Will be decided by Mod and/or votes by other players. Person who does the kill attempt loses the 10 points. If it's a really obvious thwart, there not need be a vote for it.
***Will be voted upon by players and/or decided by Mod, unless FAIL is dreadfully obvious. 5 votes to confirm
8.5. When someone reaches 1000 points, they win the round
9. I'm willing to add or change other rules depending on how the game goes
10. The mod can participate, and has no real invincibility features. I am the same as any other player.
11. There is no rule 7.
12. No trolling
13. Try to keep engaging and fresh *applies deodorant*
14. I will sometimes use

green

as mod in my writing. Everyone else avoid using it
14.3443. Every 50 posts, one person can create a rule, and everyone can vote on whether or not they want it implemented. First person to post a bill for passing gets the right, so it's first come first serve. It takes 5 votes [including proposer] to pass. (Note: certain rules may be auto-struck down by mod, such as: saberwolf is no longer allowed to post in this game)
15. Have fun

[ah2190]

Thanks.

Just then, someone called out, "Hey! Does anyone need a hand over there?"

The newcommer carefully climbed the hill, with no apparent weapons on him. "Seems like you have two problems - first, this armoured corpse looks like it needs disposing, and second, you seem a little low on man-power. I come in peace to help you two out."

Turns out that the newcommer was the son of the armoured warrier. "I TOLD him not to rush in, but, my dad can be a bit big headed."

[MafiaSSK]

A pixie comes over my body and revives me. Iwalk up to the hill and attach an exploding phone on ah2190 and blow it up. As thus shredding his body to pieces. I then claim the Hill as mine and whoever else is on there.