King Of The Hill

[Cobalt]

ZA WARUDO
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

my hill.

[mask man]

*walks up the hill.*
*pushes them off hill. Asks saberwolf for help in defending hill.*

[saberwolf]

cobalt's post confuses me...I'm not sure what exactly happened to make it his hill.

*runs up the hill*

*agrees to join forces for now*

*takes a katana and cuts Cobalt's head off*

Mine and MM's hill

[saberwolf]

Mask Man, please edit in an EBWOP fashion, it's too easy to cheat if you simply edit your original post. Thanks. I'll let this one slide.

[saberwolf]

Points so far:

Saberwolf: 20 points
Cobalt: 5 points
Mask Man: -5 points

rules have been modified. goal is now 1000 points, 5 points for taking someone off the hill, 10 points for killing them

[Cobalt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGA6p_j9ulA
Get edumacated.

Also, I retake the hill with a rocket jump followed by grenade bombardment.

[MafiaSSK]

I take a sniper and shoot Cobalt in the forehead.

My hill.

[Cobalt]

I killed MafiaSSK with Martyrdom and retook the hill after I respawned.

[saberwolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGA6p_j9ulA
Get edumacated.

Also, I retake the hill with a rocket jump followed by grenade bombardment.

If this is the case, then you targetted both MM and myself [-20 points], removed both of us off the hill [10 points], and claimed the hill [5 points], for a total of -5 points

I claim a FAIL post [up for vote]

[saberwolf]

*a piano falls out of the sky and lands on cobalt, killing him*

*after crawling back up the hill, I claim it*

[mask man]

I join saberwolf, and hand him a light saber.

[saberwolf]

vote: Cobalt for fail post 280

just to be official about it

[MafiaSSK]

The grass has a special chemical which helps regrow my wounds and makes me live on soil.

I then call up an airstrike on mask_man and co-own the hill with Saber.

[saberwolf]

caught you editing again MM, naughty boy...[-5 points for first offense]

[saberwolf]

*grabs SSK and holds him up in the air by the throat, killing him by lack of air supply. Then, has a crane suspend him so that the soil does not heal him. As a precaution, I burn that patch of soil, and then put the fire out, and build a patio there.*

My hill

[Cobalt]

I fire a burrowing nuke from the other side of the world that just happens to only target saberwolf. Handy.

I take the hill and move it several feet into the air on thruster jets. Just for awesomeness.

[MafiaSSK]

As the crane had grabbed me, it had picked up a speck of soil which was enough to heal me. I then take over the crane pick up saberwolf and drown him in the nearest ocean.

My hill.

[saberwolf]

points so far:
Saberwolf: 50
SKK: 20
Cobalt: 10
Mask Man: -5

1 vote on Cobalt for FAIL post 280 [MM please bold yours so I can count it]

Cobalt: please notice that you lose points for coming back from the dead with no reason or explanation

SKK: you used the same method twice to come back. also, I will not count 291 as a FAIL post [or at least I won't vote for it, but you don't get the kill, as I'm already dead]

[MafiaSSK]

EBWOP: The soil is not from the crane but from your hand grabbing me.

[saberwolf]

my method of killing you was to provide creativity and ensure your death. However, you used "ressurection by earth" twice now, which is a point reduction.

*mask man collects the seven dragon balls, and wishes for me to come back to life*

*I come back to life, and the sight of me return is so unexpected that SSK dies of sudden shock*

My shared hill

[Cobalt]

I return from the dead by the power of Captain Planet, who then takes saberwolf down to zero.

[MafiaSSK]

my method of killing you was to provide creativity and ensure your death. However, you used "ressurection by earth" twice now, which is a point reduction.

*mask man collects the seven dragon balls, and wishes for me to come back to life*

*I come back to life, and the sight of me return is so unexpected that SSK dies of sudden shock*

My shared hill

FAIL post. Mask is dead.

[mask man]

vote on cobolt failed post, for both.

I am revived for unknown reasons an FALCON PAWNCH cobolt off the hill.
My hill, mafiassk and saber are free to join.

[saberwolf]

crap. >.<

*I make a deal with the devil to give him a soul eviler than mine in return for my life. I go and get rid of the jet thrusters supporting the hill, and reclaim the hill*

MY hill, and mine only...cause Cobalt forgot to claim

[saberwolf]

EBWOP: MM beat me to posting, so shared hill now...and Cobalt's gone anyways.