King Of The Hill

[RayFrost]

I frown cuz I was thrown off the hill and walk up it lazily, pulling out a block of butter and shoving it down mask man's throat, the block gets stuck, sealing off mask man's airways as he chokes, falling down the hill and into a lake of hemlock. Foolishly, mask man began to drink it, thinking it was water and would help get the butter down or out, which thus killed him, the butter remaining stuck in his throat post-mortum.

My an MSSK's hill.

[MafiaSSK]

I throw RFso far that he dies. My hill. MM is welcome to come on.

[RayFrost]

Upon landing in the middle of a voodoo temple, dead, the voodoo people took it as a sign that I was their savior and performed their sacred rituals, reviving me completely as well as bestowing upon me the magic of voodoo. Naturally, I pull out a small voodoo doll of Mafia and slowly stab different parts before ripping the doll into shreds, effectively ending Mafia's life as I use the same voodoo magic to teleport onto the hill and summon the guardians of voodoo to protect me.

My hill, saber is welcome to come back.

[saberwolf]

*I skip up the hill*

My and RF's hill.

[diginova]

*walks up and sets something down*
*runs away quickly*

...
BOOM
...

*comes back*

My (slightly smaller) hill. Anyone is welcome to join.

[saberwolf]

UPDATING...
post 352, saber gains +15
post 353, ani gets -20
post 356, ah gets +15
post 357, saber gets +15
post 363, saber gets +10
post 364, ah gets -5 [-10 for repeat attack, no points for no kill or removal, +5 for claim]
post 365, saber gets +10
posts 366-370, after a lengthy stretch, RF gains +5
post 374, SSK gets +15
post 375, MM gets +5
post 377, RF gets +10
post 378, SSK gets +15
post 379, RF gets +15
post 381, RF gets +10
post 382, MM gets +5
post 383, RF gets +10
post 384-394, MM gets +10
post 395, MM gets +5 [asshole ]
post 396, [ah I really dont like your contradictory posting, please accept deaths when occur and only twart when actual loopholes occur] ah gets +15
post 398, saber gets +15
post 399, SSK gets +15
post 400, RF gets +15
post 401, SSK gets +15
post 402, RF gets +15
post 403, saber gets +5

calculating time points, Saber gets 63, RF gets 18, MM gets 37, SSK gets 22, and ah gets 7.

in total:

Points so far:
Saberwolf: 278
RF: 308
Ani: -10
SC: 15
ah2190: 42
SKK: 102
Cobalt: 15
MM: 117

Cobalt: 1 FAIL post 280
MM: 1 FAIL post 340

Alive on hill: RF, SW

[saberwolf]

*walks up and sets something down*
*runs away quickly*

...
BOOM
...

*comes back*

My (slightly smaller) hill. Anyone is welcome to join.

RF and SW watch as an unknown stranger comes up the hill, lights a firecracker, sets it down, and runs off. After making a louder than expected noise, the impact on the hill is almost insignificant [hence slightly smaller]. When the stranger comes back. Saberwolf lights and shoves fifty firecrackers down Digi's throat, and watches as the explosion kills him. Saberwolf then throws his body to the bottom fo the hill.

Still my and RF's hill.

[MafiaSSK]

I am revived by Terry Pratchet.

I then learn the arts of witchcraft. I cast a spell on Saberwolf to kill him. My and RF's hill

[saberwolf]

PLEASE STOP POSTING REVIVALS BY MEANS OF REVIVED BY _______.

*I blink as the spell is cast to kill me, but apparantly SSK still needs to work on his spells,as it apparantly didn't kill me, as there was no confirmation of my death.*

*I feed SSK to my pet parhanas, who make a quick meal out of SSK, killing him*

still my and RF's hill.

[MafiaSSK]

My brain being whole inside on of the pirahna takes over that pirahana and makes him consume the rest of the pirahanas. Making me have all of my body aprts. I then reconnect all of them. And break out of the parahana shell.

I then paralyze saberwolf and put his body into a man-sized- shredder.

[saberwolf]

*After a few minutes of lying in a man-sized shredder, which SSK forgot to turn on, Saberwolf's body comes out of paralysis. Saberwolf crawls out of the shredder, turns it on, and proceeds to shove SSK through, watching as SSK gets shredded to bits.*

MY and RF's hill.

[MafiaSSK]

Luckily, as I was going in my wand hit the reverse switch on the shredder as thus putting all of my parts back together. Even if my head is where my right leg should be and my right leg where my left arm should be. I then make your shoes walk you over to a pool of acid by the other pool of liquid. Then they make you jump in. As thus burning Saberwolf's body into atoms.

My and RF's hill

[saberwolf]

*in a million to one odds chance, my atoms manage to bounce around in the EXACT location needed to recreate my body. I then cause my atoms to shake violently, causing a massive explosion, killing everyone but myself. However, I then die due to pact agreement by RF, but I am still his ally. The radiation of the blast focuses my particles back together, as I stand on the hill.*

My hill.

[saberwolf]

(is willing to share with SSK for now...but his call)

[MafiaSSK]

Somehow, a GI Joe had come prediciting this would happen and saved me the millisecond before the explosion happened. Ia m thus alive. I then return to the hill and share with SW.

[RayFrost]

As the explosion came toward me, I used the mighty voodoo guardians to defend myself (aforementioned), though they did die due to it. I then look at Mafia, raise a hand, and shoot a blast of voodoo energy at him that cause his body to randomly scramble into gerbils that fall into a pool of acidic chemicals that are alive and devour Mafia completely.

My and SW's hill.

[saberwolf]

*throws whats left of his ice cream off the hill and watches in amusement as RayFrost runs after it...*

My hill [just want to see if you're around]

[mask man]

I body is found many years later. I undergo futuristic testing and my brain is placed in the body of a robot. A random rift appears, and just happens to take me back to the hill. And for some reason I am in my old, not dead, body.

[RayFrost]

I come back after the ice cream was eaten by a llama and take out a spartan lazer, throw it in a junk heap where it mini-exploded, and then pull out a small gun, shooting the contents of it upon Mask Man, the time distorter causing Mask Man's assorted parts to be in different points of time, all someplace else, and destroying him via the ripping of his body. Then, I sit on the hill and give saber some cash for no real reason.

Edit:

My and Saber's hill.

[saberwolf]

*i use the cash to buy RF an ice cream*

[mask man]

And then I appear with my cyborg body.
All the violence this hill has supplied drives me to suicide. I hit the self destruction sequence and explode, killing RayFrost.

Saber's hill.

[saberwolf]

*turns around to hand RF his ice cream...only to find that he is no longer there*

My hill...and I guess my ice cream

*eats the ice cream*

[saberwolf]

btw there is the oppurtunity to make two new rules, one for 350 and one for . I will take one of these rules for myself:

new rule 350: anyone revived by means of: "revived by [insert name] with no detailed means of exactly how [and please dont just run through a list of people just to appear different either] loses 100 points

[mask man]

A band of highly trained monkeys find my robotic parts scattered around, roughly half of the parts are used to develop sex machines. Thankfully they find my brain and magically transfer the data to a hard disc. The hard disc lays around for years until people of the future find it and upload it to their supercomputer. My brain forms an exact image of what I used to look like, and a machine uses that to make me in an exact human form. Suddenly the old robot me appears. His right arm is a gaint dildo.
"Hey baby, wanna cum wit me to da past?"

After a very creepy adventure, I end up in the current time line. On the hill with saberwolf.

[ah2190]

Ah's shields run out, all defense mechanisms of his armour are damaged beyond repair, and eventually he dies. I use a gaint can opener to seperate him from his armour, stab him multiple times to make sure he's dead, hack him to pieces, burn his body, and send the ashes to RF.

My and MM's Hill

That is FAIL. It was the FATHER, who is now dead, who had the armour on. He just killed an already dead corspe. So, somehow, I'm back, armourless, with mask man on the hill. As for Saber? I shoved a huge kebab stick up his rear end, pearcing his heart and his brain. I then rosted it, and tossed it down the hill for the canabals to eat.