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Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:54 am
by mastin2
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Seanald is at L-1!


One-Hundred-Forty-First Votecount
:
(Twenty-Third Votecount of Day Four,
AKA, the "Not actually hammered, yet." votecount.
)


Seanald - 7 (penguin_alien, Nachomamma8, Cephrir, ffullisade, Bulbazak, Desperado, Rena)

Bulbazak - 5 (Nero Cain, ThAdmiral, Seanald, CrashTextDummie, Human Destroyer)

Rena - 2 (Amethyst Kitty, Baezu)
Amethyst Kitty - 1 (PeregrineV)

All votes are in play.

With
15
alive, it's
8
to lynch.

Day Four's deadline is Wednesday, July 31st, @ 12:30 PM PST, which is in (expired on 2013-07-31 12:30:00).

If deadline were to hit now,
Seanald
would be lynched.


Spoiler: Changes from last votecount
Bulbazak - 5 (Nero Cain, ThAdmiral, Seanald, CrashTextDummie, Human Destroyer,
Rena
)
Rena - 2 (
ffullisade
,
Desperado
, Amethyst Kitty, Baezu)
Seanald - 7 (penguin_alien, Nachomamma8, Cephrir,
ffullisade
,
Bulbazak
,
Desperado
,
Rena
)
Nero Cain - 0 (
Bulbazak
)
Amethyst Kitty - 1 (PeregrineV)
Last votecount was page 219, post 5450.

Spoiler: Player Vote History D4
CrashTextDummie: Nero Cain->Bulbazak
Cephrir: Rena->PeregrineV->Rena->Seanald
Nachomamma8: PeregrineV->Rena->Seanald
PeregrineV: Nachomamma8->Cephrir->Rena->Amethyst Kitty
Nero Cain: Bulbazak
Bacde | Baezu: Nachomamma8->ThAdmiral | Rena->Seanald->Rena
Bulbazak: Nero Cain->Seanald
Desperado: Amethyst Kitty->PeregrineV->Bulbazak->Rena->Seanald
penguin_alien: Rena->Unvote->Seanald
Seanald: Bulbazak
ThAdmiral: Bulbazak
Rena: Bulbazak->Seanald
Amethyst Kitty: Rena
ffullisade: PeregrineV->Rena->PeregrineV->Rena->Seanald
Human Destroyer: Bulbazak->ThAdmiral->Bulbazak


Spoiler: Vote History D4
On Wed, Jul 7/10/13 @ 07:28a,
Human Destroyer
votes
Nachomamma8
in post 4831.
On Wed, Jul 7/10/13 @ 10:11a,
Nero Cain
votes
Bulbazak
in post 4832.
On Wed, Jul 7/10/13 @ 10:15a,
Bacde
votes
Nachomamma8
in post 4833.
On Wed, Jul 7/10/13 @ 02:24p,
Bulbazak
votes
Nero Cain
in post 4836.
On Wed, Jul 7/10/13 @ 02:33p,
Cephrir
votes
Rena
in post 4838.
On Thu, Jul 7/11/13 @ 02:26p,
PeregrineV
votes
Nachomamma8
in post 4867.
On Thu, Jul 7/11/13 @ 05:18p,
Nachomamma8
votes
PeregrineV
in post 4870.
On Thu, Jul 7/11/13 @ 06:04p,
CrashTextDummie
votes
Nero Cain
in post 4871.
On Fri, Jul 7/12/13 @ 08:38a,
Desperado
votes
Amethyst Kitty
in post 4879.
On Fri, Jul 7/12/13 @ 08:10p,
ThAdmiral
votes
Bulbazak
in post 4899.
On Sun, Jul 7/14/13 @ 04:25p,
Seanald
votes
Bulbazak
in post 4937.
On Mon, Jul 7/15/13 @ 00:12a,
penguin_alien
votes
Rena
in post 4942.
On Mon, Jul 7/15/13 @ 04:10p,
ffullisade
votes
PeregrineV
in post 4960.
On Mon, Jul 7/15/13 @ 04:15p,
Cephrir
votes
PeregrineV
in post 4961.
On Mon, Jul 7/15/13 @ 05:05p,
Desperado
votes
PeregrineV
in post 4965.
On Mon, Jul 7/15/13 @ 07:22p,
CrashTextDummie
votes
Bulbazak
in post 4966.
On Wed, Jul 7/17/13 @ 09:30a,
penguin_alien
unvotes
Rena
in post 4998.
On Wed, Jul 7/17/13 @ 04:18p,
Desperado
unvotes
PeregrineV
and votes
Bulbazak
in post 5018.
On Thu, Jul 7/18/13 @ 09:10a,
Human Destroyer
unvotes
Bulbazak
and votes
ThAdmiral
in post 5029.
On Thu, Jul 7/18/13 @ 12:57p,
Bacde
votes
ThAdmiral
in post 5044.
On Thu, Jul 7/18/13 @ 01:20p,
ffullisade
votes
Rena
in post 5046.
On Thu, Jul 7/18/13 @ 02:41p,
PeregrineV
votes
Cephrir
in post 5051.
On Sat, Jul 7/20/13 @ 07:48a,
Human Destroyer
unvotes
ThAdmiral
and votes
Bulbazak
in post 5129.
On Sun, Jul 7/21/13 @ 00:46a,
Cephrir
votes
Rena
in post 5136.
On Mon, Jul 7/22/13 @ 11:34a,
Rena
votes
Bulbazak
in post 5142.
On Mon, Jul 7/22/13 @ 01:12p,
Nachomamma8
votes
Rena
in post 5159.
On Mon, Jul 7/22/13 @ 03:16p,
ffullisade
votes
PeregrineV
in post 5200.
On Tue, Jul 7/23/13 @ 01:31a,
penguin_alien
votes
Seanald
in post 5231.
On Tue, Jul 7/23/13 @ 02:43p,
ffullisade
votes
Rena
in post 5298.
On Thu, Jul 7/25/13 @ 01:27p,
PeregrineV
votes
Rena
in post 5349.
On Thu, Jul 7/25/13 @ 01:37p,
Baezu
votes
Rena
in post 5350.
On Thu, Jul 7/25/13 @ 03:13p,
Desperado
unvotes
Bulbazak
and votes
Rena
in post 5353.
On Thu, Jul 7/25/13 @ 05:46p,
Baezu
votes
Seanald
in post 5357.
On Thu, Jul 7/25/13 @ 11:34p,
Amethyst Kitty
votes
Rena
in post 5360.
On Fri, Jul 7/26/13 @ 12:01p,
PeregrineV
votes
Amethyst Kitty
in post 5372.
On Mon, Jul 7/29/13 @ 11:58a,
Baezu
votes
Rena
in post 5438.
On Mon, Jul 7/29/13 @ 12:50p,
Nachomamma8
votes
Seanald
in post 5441.
On Tue, Jul 7/30/13 @ 07:06a,
Cephrir
votes
Seanald
in post 5448.
On Tue, Jul 7/30/13 @ 09:22a,
ffullisade
unvotes
Rena
and votes
Seanald
in post 5451.
On Tue, Jul 7/30/13 @ 10:43a,
Bulbazak
unvotes
Nero Cain
and votes
Seanald
in post 5454.
On Tue, Jul 7/30/13 @ 11:01a,
Desperado
unvotes
Rena
and votes
Seanald
in post 5457.
On Tue, Jul 7/30/13 @ 12:49p,
Rena
unvotes
Bulbazak
and votes
Seanald
in post 5472.

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:01 am
by Nachomamma8
==============[]
(real hammer request please)

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:04 am
by CrashTextDummie
I count 7 votes. +1 makes 8.

unvote, vote: Seanald

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:05 am
by Human Destroyer
I'll hammer out of boredom after I respond to Bulbazak

p-edit: or that

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:08 am
by mastin2
That is, in fact, the hammer. Hold, please. Got some bookkeeping to do.

One-Hundred-Forty-Second Votecount
:
(Twenty-Fourth and Final Votecount of Day Four,
AKA, the "But now he is!" votecount.
)


Seanald - 8 (penguin_alien, Nachomamma8, Cephrir, ffullisade, Bulbazak, Desperado, Rena, CrashTextDummie)

Bulbazak - 4 (Nero Cain, ThAdmiral, Seanald, Human Destroyer)

Rena - 2 (Amethyst Kitty, Baezu)
Amethyst Kitty - 1 (PeregrineV)

All votes are in play.

With
15
alive, it was
8
to lynch.

Day Four's deadline was Wednesday, July 31st, @ 12:30 PM PST, which was in (expired on 2013-07-31 12:30:00).

Seanald
has been lynched!


Spoiler: Changes from last votecount
Seanald - 8 (penguin_alien, Nachomamma8, Cephrir, ffullisade, Bulbazak, Desperado, Rena,
CrashTextDummie
)
Bulbazak - 4 (Nero Cain, ThAdmiral, Seanald,
CrashTextDummie
, Human Destroyer)
Rena - 2 (Amethyst Kitty, Baezu)
Amethyst Kitty - 1 (PeregrineV)
Last votecount was page 220, post 5475.

Spoiler: Player Vote History D4
CrashTextDummie: Nero Cain->Bulbazak->Seanald
Cephrir: Rena->PeregrineV->Rena->Seanald
Nachomamma8: PeregrineV->Rena->Seanald
PeregrineV: Nachomamma8->Cephrir->Rena->Amethyst Kitty
Nero Cain: Bulbazak
Bacde | Baezu: Nachomamma8->ThAdmiral | Rena->Seanald->Rena
Bulbazak: Nero Cain->Seanald
Desperado: Amethyst Kitty->PeregrineV->Bulbazak->Rena->Seanald
penguin_alien: Rena->Unvote->Seanald
Seanald: Bulbazak
ThAdmiral: Bulbazak
Rena: Bulbazak->Seanald
Amethyst Kitty: Rena
ffullisade: PeregrineV->Rena->PeregrineV->Rena->Seanald
Human Destroyer: Bulbazak->ThAdmiral->Bulbazak


Spoiler: Vote History D4
On Wed, Jul 7/10/13 @ 07:28a,
Human Destroyer
votes
Nachomamma8
in post 4831.
On Wed, Jul 7/10/13 @ 10:11a,
Nero Cain
votes
Bulbazak
in post 4832.
On Wed, Jul 7/10/13 @ 10:15a,
Bacde
votes
Nachomamma8
in post 4833.
On Wed, Jul 7/10/13 @ 02:24p,
Bulbazak
votes
Nero Cain
in post 4836.
On Wed, Jul 7/10/13 @ 02:33p,
Cephrir
votes
Rena
in post 4838.
On Thu, Jul 7/11/13 @ 02:26p,
PeregrineV
votes
Nachomamma8
in post 4867.
On Thu, Jul 7/11/13 @ 05:18p,
Nachomamma8
votes
PeregrineV
in post 4870.
On Thu, Jul 7/11/13 @ 06:04p,
CrashTextDummie
votes
Nero Cain
in post 4871.
On Fri, Jul 7/12/13 @ 08:38a,
Desperado
votes
Amethyst Kitty
in post 4879.
On Fri, Jul 7/12/13 @ 08:10p,
ThAdmiral
votes
Bulbazak
in post 4899.
On Sun, Jul 7/14/13 @ 04:25p,
Seanald
votes
Bulbazak
in post 4937.
On Mon, Jul 7/15/13 @ 00:12a,
penguin_alien
votes
Rena
in post 4942.
On Mon, Jul 7/15/13 @ 04:10p,
ffullisade
votes
PeregrineV
in post 4960.
On Mon, Jul 7/15/13 @ 04:15p,
Cephrir
votes
PeregrineV
in post 4961.
On Mon, Jul 7/15/13 @ 05:05p,
Desperado
votes
PeregrineV
in post 4965.
On Mon, Jul 7/15/13 @ 07:22p,
CrashTextDummie
votes
Bulbazak
in post 4966.
On Wed, Jul 7/17/13 @ 09:30a,
penguin_alien
unvotes
Rena
in post 4998.
On Wed, Jul 7/17/13 @ 04:18p,
Desperado
unvotes
PeregrineV
and votes
Bulbazak
in post 5018.
On Thu, Jul 7/18/13 @ 09:10a,
Human Destroyer
unvotes
Bulbazak
and votes
ThAdmiral
in post 5029.
On Thu, Jul 7/18/13 @ 12:57p,
Bacde
votes
ThAdmiral
in post 5044.
On Thu, Jul 7/18/13 @ 01:20p,
ffullisade
votes
Rena
in post 5046.
On Thu, Jul 7/18/13 @ 02:41p,
PeregrineV
votes
Cephrir
in post 5051.
On Sat, Jul 7/20/13 @ 07:48a,
Human Destroyer
unvotes
ThAdmiral
and votes
Bulbazak
in post 5129.
On Sun, Jul 7/21/13 @ 00:46a,
Cephrir
votes
Rena
in post 5136.
On Mon, Jul 7/22/13 @ 11:34a,
Rena
votes
Bulbazak
in post 5142.
On Mon, Jul 7/22/13 @ 01:12p,
Nachomamma8
votes
Rena
in post 5159.
On Mon, Jul 7/22/13 @ 03:16p,
ffullisade
votes
PeregrineV
in post 5200.
On Tue, Jul 7/23/13 @ 01:31a,
penguin_alien
votes
Seanald
in post 5231.
On Tue, Jul 7/23/13 @ 02:43p,
ffullisade
votes
Rena
in post 5298.
On Thu, Jul 7/25/13 @ 01:27p,
PeregrineV
votes
Rena
in post 5349.
On Thu, Jul 7/25/13 @ 01:37p,
Baezu
votes
Rena
in post 5350.
On Thu, Jul 7/25/13 @ 03:13p,
Desperado
unvotes
Bulbazak
and votes
Rena
in post 5353.
On Thu, Jul 7/25/13 @ 05:46p,
Baezu
votes
Seanald
in post 5357.
On Thu, Jul 7/25/13 @ 11:34p,
Amethyst Kitty
votes
Rena
in post 5360.
On Fri, Jul 7/26/13 @ 12:01p,
PeregrineV
votes
Amethyst Kitty
in post 5372.
On Mon, Jul 7/29/13 @ 11:58a,
Baezu
votes
Rena
in post 5438.
On Mon, Jul 7/29/13 @ 12:50p,
Nachomamma8
votes
Seanald
in post 5441.
On Tue, Jul 7/30/13 @ 07:06a,
Cephrir
votes
Seanald
in post 5448.
On Tue, Jul 7/30/13 @ 09:22a,
ffullisade
unvotes
Rena
and votes
Seanald
in post 5451.
On Tue, Jul 7/30/13 @ 10:43a,
Bulbazak
unvotes
Nero Cain
and votes
Seanald
in post 5454.
On Tue, Jul 7/30/13 @ 11:01a,
Desperado
unvotes
Rena
and votes
Seanald
in post 5457.
On Tue, Jul 7/30/13 @ 12:49p,
Rena
unvotes
Bulbazak
and votes
Seanald
in post 5472.
On Tue, Jul 7/30/13 @ 01:04p,
CrashTextDummie
unvotes
Bulbazak
and hammer votes
Seanald
in post 5477.

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:04 am
by mastin2
Mod Note:
Flavor will be far more enjoyable if you read this filler post, which contains what is effectively the first half of the flavor for this lynch scene.

<<< As the day drags on, people become increasingly suspicious of
Seanald
's absence. He mentions he went out to get a barbequed lunch, and immediately gets back to talking it out with others.

Bulbazak
remains the center of attention, getting grilled by others for anything and everything he had done, but Seanald's return painted him in a worse light than intended, as speculation abounded as to where he actually went.

Slowly, the sunlight dwindles down, and people increasingly have a burning desire to get a lynch on people they see having contributed to the lack of discussion, a profile they deem Seanald to fit.

Rena
and Bulbazak remain figures of interest, but increasingly, the gathered citizens feel frustrated enough, their emotions boiling over to a breaking point.

"Uh...guys? You don't want me gone. I'm a doctor. My job's healing others, not killing them."

"Yeah, and you've done such a
stellar
job of that so far",
Desperado
blurts out.

With the support of
penguin_alien
,
Nachomamma8
,
Cephrir
, the hurricane of
ffullisade
, and the desperation of Bulbaza and Rena,
CrashTextDummie
rallies them together to ignite the passions of a lynch.

Seanald nods his head, closing his eyes. He takes out a cigarette, lights it, and takes one last smoke. "It's no cigar, but it'll have to do. And here I thought I'd die of lung cancer in the distant future."

Wearing a crimson suit with white stripes, he dresses the best he can as he approaches the noose. "Any last words?"

"I'm a professional. Unlike some
amateurs
," Seanald bitterly remarks, "I prefer not to give anything away."

"Well, sounds like a confession to me!"

"Yeah, let's do this!"


*CRACK*


A quick search of Seanald's bag reveals more contents--he possesses a badge which identifies him as a doctor at the local hospital. While not impossible to fake, furthering his credentials to being truthful are the piles of medical supplies present.

Along with various encrypted medical records, it looks as if Seanald was no actor.

"...Oops?"




Seanald,
Doctor
, lynched
Day Four
.








































...Until, searching his wallet, they find a small hand gun, along with various criminal notes. He might have been a doctor, but if so, he was a crooked one working for the underground.

Lacking obvious ties to the previous mafia, there could be only one answer, something many had come to suspect already: this fight was a little more complicated than honest citizens versus a corrupted mafia.

And universally, the town cried out, "Oh,
hell
." >>>


Sean Alderson
(Seanald),
Red Mafia Doctor-Neighbor
,
Lynched Day Four
.

Night Four begins now. It will end Friday, August 2nd, at 12:30 PM PST, which is in (expired on 2013-08-02 12:30:00).
Send night actions to both myself and AngryPidgeon.

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:15 am
by mastin2
Pardon me. Minor moderator error.
In post 5480, mastin2 wrote:
Sean Alderson
(Seanald),
Red Mafia Doctor
,
Lynched Day Four
.
Has been corrected into the correct flip of Red Mafia Doctor-Neighbor.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:39 am
by mastin2
<<< Mod announcement that night actions are locked in. However, you'll have to wait a couple of hours for me to open the day. Apologies for the delay. >>>

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:00 am
by mastin2
(Make that 2.5 hours, but close enough. :P)

<<< With the death of Sean Alderson fresh in their minds, the citizens of the street would be able to rest a little better, knowing the streets were just that much safer. But one thing was clear: this fight was only just beginning, yet they were already down to half of their starting force for justice.

...No, wait, a little over half.


*BAM*


...One person over half, excluding their first casualty of Parama.


*BAM*


...
Exactly
half of--you know what? I'm just going to stop the narration there so that I'm not forced to correct it again. You get the idea. The fight is still young. If the streets are to be cleaned up, a lot of work needs to be done, especially with the casualties of the night.

Hope remains that the dead could be enemies, but the closest they find to anything suspicious is
Rena
and her binoculars and video surveillance equipment. She had claimed to be a stalker, so clearly she was a little bit demented in the mind, but she has no weapons on her and a search of her house (while revealing a lot of creepily-detailed facts about certain people) reveals nothing incriminating.

The other casualty of the night is an enigmatic person that everyone struggled to figure out. He had been soft-spoken (or even not speaking at all) originally, but became a boisterous verbal bruiser as time progressed. Some had thought him to be mafia, while others were dead-certain he was working for the town. And as it turned out, he was. Both dead, and a devoted citizen of the town.

...They had their work cut out for them, still. >>>


Rena
,
Town Watcher
,
Shot Night Four
.
Nero Cain
,
Vanilla Townie
,
Shot Night Four
.

Day Five...

Deadline for Day Four is Thursday, August 22nd, at 12:30 PM, which is in (expired on 2013-08-22 12:30:00).
With
12
alive, it's
7
to lynch.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:02 am
by Desperado
Vote: Amethyst Kitty

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:19 am
by PeregrineV
In post 5484, Desperado wrote:
Vote: Amethyst Kitty
Bright light?

Vote: Amethyst Kitty

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:32 am
by Baezu
Agreed

VOTE: amethystkitty

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:05 pm
by Amethyst Kitty
*sigh*

I wanted to push Seanald cause I swore he was scum and got fought a lot. Damn it to hell. There was something in Day 1 which reeked as a scum slip. Fml.

Explain the votes guys.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:10 pm
by Amethyst Kitty
Also Peng is scum guys!

VOTE: peng

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:11 pm
by Cephrir
Thoughts on the flip when I have time (likely tomorrow)

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:37 pm
by Bulbazak
Bulbazak's Hierarchy of Reads (D5)


Town

ThAdmiral
Desperado
Nachomamma8
PeregrineV
Ffullisade
Cephrir

Null/Town

Amethyst Kitty

Null/Scum

Baezu

Scum

Penguin_alien
Human Destroyer
CrashTextDummy

Vote CrashTextDummy

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:42 pm
by Desperado
You think he's red scum Bulb? Because I'm pretty sure I was wrong about one of CTD/ffullisade and that they are red scum

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:55 pm
by Bulbazak
In post 5491, Desperado wrote:You think he's red scum Bulb? Because I'm pretty sure I was wrong about one of CTD/ffullisade and that they are red scum
I think he's the last blue scum hiding in the neighborhoods.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:39 pm
by ThAdmiral
I shot hd last night. I was blocked again, obviously, but this time it didn't cost me one of my x-shots. So I guess I was blocked in a different way?

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:41 pm
by ThAdmiral
Yeah there pretty much has to be one scum out of ctd/pere.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:44 pm
by ffullisade
mollie and I are still discussing what yesterday's wagons tells us along with the NKs.

But this we feel sure of Bulba is town. We know that Rena was not a scum PR so there was NO FUCKING REASON for SCUM-BULBA to stay off her wagon yesterday. No biulba wagon today.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:05 pm
by ffullisade
@ thad

come here honey you are starting to worry me a bit.

also why did baezu sub in if all he is going to do is immediately go on v/la and try to lurk out the rest of the game?

no

HELL NO

y'all don't make me use the shouty font

VOTE: baezu

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:15 pm
by Amethyst Kitty
Mollie

can you tell these guys to screw off? I'm town. I wanted Seanald dead and then the CW of Slandaar appeared.

I'm also thinking PereV as scum over CTD.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:17 pm
by Amethyst Kitty
In post 5357, Baezu wrote:I mostly think Thad is scum for his fakeclaim.

Nacho is scummy for trying to push lynches, like the latest one:
In post 5236, Nachomamma8 wrote:PV you wanna vote Rena?
If Rena flips town like she claimed, I'm putting my vote here tomorrow.

You know what? I've reread the last few pages and I do think rena is leaning more town for me.

I think scum is hiding in the current wagons.

Really thinking Seanald and Nacho are scum. I'm changing my vote to:

VOTE: Seanald

because of a lot of things, not the least of which is this gem:
In post 4863, Seanald wrote:Why didn't you join any of the wagons yesterday penguin, your entire play yesterday boiled down to just posturing.
In post 5438, Baezu wrote:
In post 5410, Rena wrote:
In post 5393, Desperado wrote:
In post 5383, Baezu wrote:Desp, why not vote for Sean today?
Because everything Rena has said today has d fake/like she isn't reading the thread, despite her having an extremely powerful role that entirely depends on her ability to read the game and predict the scum's behavior. Her posts don't give any indication that she's capable of that, or even interested in doing so...which means she's faking it.
A role is only as good as the player. This player has no clue how to play this role, so she's playing it as vanilla. As I have said already.
Okay, I'm convinced. This is definitely coming from scum! I'm new too. I don't know how to play half the time either, but at least I don't play my PRs as VT. That's the point of having a PR. and it's fun to use your abilities. If you can't see that - you must not be a PR.

VOTE: Rena
In post 5486, Baezu wrote:Agreed

VOTE: amethystkitty
Oh do please enlighten me on all of these posts/votes Beazu.

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:20 pm
by Amethyst Kitty
I also think Bulba is town.

Also Despo MOLLIE/FFLLISADE IS NOT FREAKING SCUM.