Open 465 - Wot's... Uh the Deal? (Game Over! Town Win!)

[Majiffy]

It's a mafia game. If you don't know how to play a mafia game, consult the internet.

Players:

Spoiler: Alive

Everyone!
Oh, you wanted a list...

1. Thor665 (replaced pirate mollie)

2. leviathan93

3. ArcAngel9 (replaced Shrimp85)

4. borkjerfkin (replaced Code_X)

5. Mantisdreamz

6. ProHawk
7. guille2015
8. Adam-12

9. Malakittens

Hope you're f$&#ing happy.

Spoiler: Dead

Borkjerfkin (Replaced Code_X) - Watch-Immune Goon
Malakittens - Vanilla Townie
Thor665 - Vanilla Townie
ArcAngel9 (Replaced Shrimp85) - Watcher
Leviathan93 - Vanilla Townie
Mantisdreamz - Tracker

Spoiler: Modkilled

No one. Don't make me spank you.

Links:

Day 1 Lynch - Borkjerfkin (Watch-Immune Goon)
Day 2 Lynch - Thor665 (Vanilla Townie)
Day 3 Lynch - Leviathan93 (Vanilla Townie)
Day 4 Lynch - Adam-12 (Track-Immune Goon)

[Majiffy]

Game Rules taken and modified from SigmaEXE003

General Gameplay:

In order for all players to play at least one game day this game will start with a Day phase. Communication outside the thread (if your role specifically allows it) is allowed until the game begins.
As a general rule you should aim for one post every 24 hours, minimum, to keep the game moving.
If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Treat this game as a commitment. Be considerate – please don't leave us hanging!

Prods of missing players will be issued after 72 hours

of no activity. Also,

players may request a prod on another player after 48 hours.

Any player who

fails to post in-thread within 24 hours of being prodded may be replaced

. If the game turns to night before you can respond to your prod, PM me letting me know you still want to play.
No prods will be issued during Night.
A player who is eligible for a

third prod is subject to possible replacement

without further notice.
You may not quote private Moderator-supplied information (either real or fabricated) of any kind. Paraphrasing (for role claims, etc.) is acceptable.
There is to be NO personal communication outside of the forum postings unless your role PM specifically allows it. If someone contacts you outside the game you should report it to me immeditely.

During the Day:

Each Day will have a three-week deadline. Extensions will be given

only in extreme circumstances

, but always feel free to ask.
A simple majority of all living players must agree on one person (via voting) for a Lynch to occur (simple majority = ½ # of living players +1, rounded down). If no one has a simple majority of votes at deadline a No Lynch will occur.
Once a player has reached a simple majority of votes no further unvoting will change their fate.
Once a player is lynched the game enters twilight until I post a death scene; all players may continue to post.
Once you are dead (either via lynch or night kill) you may no longer post except for a brief “Bah!”-type post that contains NO game related information.
Votes should be

bolded or tagged

or they may not be counted (e.g.

VOTE: Player

).
Vote revocations should be

bolded or tagged

or they may not be counted (e.g.

UNVOTE: Player

or

Unvote

). Unvotes are not necessary before changing votes.
You may VOTE: No Lynch - a simple majority of these vote types are required to send the game to Night phase without a Lynch.
Votes/Unvotes

must

be placed on a line all by themselves to make them easier for everyone to see.
Votes/Unvotes that reasonably follow the guidelines specified above, and are unambiguous with respect to player nicknames/abbreviations, will count.
Vote counts will be edited into the first post of each page. Other announcements and requested vote counts will receive their own post.

During the Night:

Each

Night will have a 72-hour deadline

. Extensions will not be given, unless a player has to be replaced during the Night.
If you have a role with a Night action, your choices are due to me by the posted deadline. If I do not receive your choice via PM by the posted deadline you will forfeit your actions.
If you expect not to be here to submit your night action during the night, you may send one in in advance.
Any player with a Night action may instead submit a “No Action” PM to let the Mod know that you do not want to perform your expected action that Night phase.
Roles with Night actions will not be able to submit an action on Night 0 (i.e. during the confirmation stage).

Miscellaneous:

Please

bold all requests to myself

so that they don’t get missed.
I will use this color:

blue

. Please try to refrain from using it, as it could be seen as impersonating the mod or just confuse people.
No invisible/small/encrypted text is allowed (if you can't read it, don't post it).
You are not allowed to edit your posts, if you have the ability to do so.
If you have an issue/problem with the game,

please PM me privately

. Do not post issues/complaints in the game thread.
I may make mistakes - please point out any mistakes gently. Mistakes will be corrected where possible, but sometimes mistakes are made that cannot be reversed. These will stand as final to be commiserated over after the game.
Rules violations will be dealt with according to their severity, up to and including a Modkill, as the Mod sees fit. Modkills may be accompanied by a change to day/night and the offender’s role will be changed to Neutral Survivor, which guarantees a loss.
- Just know, it's all about intention. If you genuinely mess up, I'll try to cut you some slack. If I determine you're trying to compromise the integrity of the game though, you won't be too happy with the punishment.
Any situation not explicitly covered above is subject to my discretion and will be handled as I see fit on a case-by-case basis.
I reserve the right to modify these rules at any time, so long as I inform you in thread.

The Golden Rule:

Please remember that this is a game and your main objective is to have fun! Be considerate of each other, don’t get personal, and enjoy the game. Playing to win does not preclude being considerate of each other!

F$&# that!

When in a 'Jiffy game, do as 'Jiffy does; swear at and insult anyone who doesn't listen to you.

[Majiffy]

The Setup:

1 Tracker, 1 Watcher, 5 Vanilla Townies

VERSUS!

1 Track-immune Mafia Goon, 1 Watch-immune Mafia Goon

Role PMs:

Track-Immune Mafia Goon

Welcome, [Player Name]. You are a Track-Immune Mafia Goon, along with your partner, [Player Name].

During the night, you may talk with your partner in this Quicktopic. You may also perform a factional kill every night.

If you perform the nightkill and the Tracker targets you, he will receive no result.

You win when all members of the town have been eliminated or nothing can prevent this from happening.

The game thread is here. Please confirm in thread.

Watch-Immune Mafia Goon

Welcome, [Player Name]. You are a Watch-Immune Mafia Goon, along with your partner, [Player Name].

During the night, you may talk with your partner in this Quicktopic. You may also perform a factional kill every night.

If you perform the nightkill and the Watcher targets your target, he will receive no result.

You win when all members of the town have been eliminated or nothing can prevent this from happening.

The game thread is here. Please confirm in thread.

Vanilla Townie

Welcome, [Player Name], you are a Vanilla Townie.

You have no special abilities, but you can use your words and your vote.

You win when all members of the mafia are eliminated.

The game thread is here. Please confirm in thread.

Town Tracker

Welcome, [Player Name], you are a Town Tracker.

Along with your word and your vote, each night phase, you may choose a player in the game to track. You will see who they target (if anybody).

You win when all members of the mafia are eliminated.

The game thread is here. Please confirm in thread.

Town Watcher

Welcome, [Player Name], you are a Town Watcher.

Along with your word and your vote, each night phase, you may choose a player in the game to watch. You will see which players target them (if anybody).

You win when all members of the mafia are eliminated.

The game thread is here. Please confirm in thread.

[Majiffy]

Role PMs are being lit on fire and their ashes are being blown upon the player list in the most disrespectful way possible. Please confirm in thread when you receive it. The game will begin when

8 out of 9

people confirm. Until then, the mafia may talk in their Quicktopic.

[Majiffy]

*Gives it to you... baby?*

[Majiffy]

They technically

could

talk during the day if I don't get around to locking the QT when day starts, but then they'd receive a spanking.

I lock the QT during day phases and unlock it during night so no posts are allowed tentatively during day.

That's what you were asking about, right?

[Majiffy]

That, but I think they were asking if scum were allowed to talk during the pre game confirmation stage.

Oh. Yes, they are/were.

[Majiffy]

Everyone let me know if you'd prefer the vote count to be updated with the occurrences on each page (votes added, unvotes striked out) or if you just want whatever the current vote count was as of the first post on each page.

In bold, please, so I can see it when I skim through.

[Majiffy]

Actually I think it's more work. At least with constantly updating it, I don't have to worry about getting behind or missing something. Now I do. T.T

[Majiffy]

Code-X has been prodded.

[Majiffy]

I believe the magical number you're grasping for is Ninety-Three (93)

[Majiffy]

Code has 7 hours to post.

[Majiffy]

Code has 3 hours to post. Which means I have to stay up and watch 4 more episodes of Lost. It's so hard being me, sometimes. >.>

[Majiffy]

Code has 3 hours to post. Which means I have to stay up and watch 4 more episodes of Lost. It's so hard being me, sometimes. >.>

You can do it! COURAGE!

Thank you for supporting me in these trying times.

[Majiffy]

Also I have a really busy day tomorrow so I probably won't be on at all to do any vote counts after I go to sleep for the evening.

[Majiffy]

OMG. Jiffy, I want to watch that show, but my mom has it on DVD, but won't let me borrow it. I'm stuck watching Twilight instead. >.>

There

is

the wonderful world of bit-torrenting that could help you with your problem, you know.

Also I have a really busy day tomorrow so I probably won't be on at all to do any vote counts after I go to sleep for the evening.

slacker.

Bish I gotta get the oil changed in the truck, work at the studio, and then go to a gay bar and get hammered.

[Majiffy]

You're missing out on the beauty of the character that is John Locke. What a boss.

[Majiffy]

The Hunt Is On!

[Majiffy]

WOOT! GO BABY GO!!!!!!!!!

[Majiffy]

Sleep time. I'll get your replacement in on Saturday if someone PMs me to replace in. Otherwise I'll just uhhh see ya all then.

[Majiffy]

I coulda sworn there was another page here...

Anyway, no replacement yet. See you all tomorrow.

[Majiffy]

^ Yeah what he said.

[Majiffy]

That was bad and you should feel bad.

[Majiffy]

I'll get to you guys in a bit.

[Majiffy]

Congratulations, you have a vote-count now!

[Majiffy]

Thefuckisthis

The votecount appears wrong as it has Guille not voting.

Fixed.

[Majiffy]

I have to go poop.

That was incredibly satisfying.

[Majiffy]

I guess I don't have to ask the mod anymore anyways. It's almost impossible for him not to see this.
But now it's out there

@MOD

>Implying I've been reading any of this game.

Anyway I've had the pleasure of playing with and modding both of them and I highly doubt either of them are even capable of cheating. It's just not their personalities.

and majiffy said that the people who are scum DID in fact use that time to talk

Actually I phrased it specifically to leave that as an unknown. I wouldn't read too much into the phrasing, and I certainly wouldn't make the claim that I have mod confirmed anything.

Can I go back to not reading any of your posts now? Thanks.

[Majiffy]

Don't make me enforce a mid-game post restriction whereby you have to speak in genderless pronouns. I'll do it.

[Majiffy]

What games do you enjoy playing besides Mafia?

I like Monopoly, Risk, Hearts, Mah Jong, Solitaire, and long walks on the beach.

[Majiffy]

and then go watch Breaking Dawn #1.

Searching for a replacement for Malakittens.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

Fucking I am not here to fix your stupid shit.

Are all the links broken or just a few?

[Majiffy]

Done.

[Majiffy]

Mollie seeking her own replacement I think. I can't find one for her until Sunday because I'll be indisposed all tomorrow.

[Majiffy]

I won't play with her ever again. That is the most anti-town thing I have ever seen a player do with 30+ pages of content. Now we have to start over with a new slot and it will be 50 pages before we are done.

I've replaced players with over 50 pages of material to read, and mostly text-heavy quote walls. This game would be nothing to catch up on, no more than a few hours read.

--- Just found out Thor665 is going to do it. Thanks Thor!

[Majiffy]

now we can give majiffy crap for not doing it for you!

Don't make me threaten to do some awful thing I'll never do, damnit. I'll do it. The threatening, that is. Better watch out.

[Majiffy]

You know what else you need? Page breaks and a tab key.

Good thing I don't have to read that!

[Majiffy]

Meee-ow kitty's got claws.

[Majiffy]

Unvote: Leviathan
Vote: ProHawk

@Mod

Not that I'm calling you bad at your job, but...

Strangely enough I had it right on the page before.

Mod: Please prod Shrimp

Done.

Vote counts are up.

[Majiffy]

Grumble grumble post counts grumble grumble.

[Majiffy]

Vote Count
Thor665 (L-3): Shrimp85, Adam-12
Mantisdreamz (L-4): borkjerfkin
ProHawk (L-4): Malakittens
Malakittens (L-3): Thor665, ProHawk
Shrimp85 (L-4): Mantisdreamz

Not Voting: Leviathan93, Guile

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline is Monday, December 17, 2012 at 12:40 PM EST

[Majiffy]

Shrimp and Pirate Mollie have been prodded.
As per the rules, if Shrimp requires another prod he will be replaced.

[Majiffy]

I just went into the activity overview to do the prods.

Mollie was asking for it, anyway.

Yadda yadda, carry on.

[Majiffy]

Doo doo doo Shrimp is being replaced unless he posts before I find a replacement.

[Majiffy]

Starting immediately, Shrimp85 is replaced by ArcAngel9.

[Majiffy]

Vote counts up to date.

[Majiffy]

As per Arc's request in her ISO I changed the OP to reflect replacements.

[Majiffy]

Adam I will be posting the counts around here thank you very much mister.

Oh and also I probably won't be on until later the 17th so deadline will technically go till like 8 or 9 PM EST. Or something.

[Majiffy]

Day ends in about 30 hours.

[Majiffy]

Stop.

[Majiffy]

Post count time.

Vote Count
Thor665 (L-4): Adam-12
ProHawk (L-4): Malakittens
Malakittens (L-4): Thor665
ArcAngel9 (L-4): Mantisdreamz
Mantis (L-2): ProHawk, Borkjerfkin, Leviathan93

Not Voting: Guile, ArcAngel9

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline is Monday, December 17, 2012 at 12:40 PM EST

[Majiffy]

Sup heard you guys wanted a flip or something.

I don't have time to go do all the modding things necessary such as putting in the vote counts or anything but I'll have that up before the thread re-opens.

Borkjerfkin was the Watch-Immune Goon. So good job town I guess.

Deadline for night is in 72 hours, or at 11:30 PM EST on Dec 20th 2012. Send me your night actions, yada yada.

Final Day 1 Vote Count

Malakittens (L-2): Thor665, Borkjerfkin, ProHawk
Borkjerfkin (L-0): Mantisdreamz, Malakittens, Adam-12, Guile, Leviathan93
Mantis (L-4): ArcAngel9

Not Voting: -

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.

[Majiffy]

Mala dun did died. She be a 'niller townie.

Vote Count

Not Voting: - Thor665, ProHawk, Mantisdreamz, Adam-12, Guile, Leviathan93, ArcAngel9

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.

Deadline is Thursday, January 10th, 2013 at 5:30 PM EST

[Majiffy]

First.

[Majiffy]

Vote Count

ArcAngel9 (L-3): Adam-12
Mantisdreamz (L-3): ArcAngel9
Thor665 (L-2): ProHawk, Mantisdreamz
Guile (L-2): Thor665, Leviathan93

Not Voting: - Guile

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.

Deadline is Thursday, January 10th, 2013 at 5:30 PM EST

[Majiffy]

Shaddup.

[Majiffy]

I feel like there's an impending usurpation in the works.

[Majiffy]

I won't be back for at least a good 18 hours or so, so get your own ruddy postcount on the next page, ya ungrateful pricks.

[Majiffy]

Vote Count

Thor665 (L-0): ProHawk, Guile, Adam-12, ArcAngel9

Guile (L-2): Leviathan93
Leviathan93 (L-3): Thor665

Not Voting: - Mantisdreamz

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.

Thor665 was lynched. He was a Vanilla Townie.

Night Two has begun. Deadline is Friday, December 28th, 2013 at 3:30 PM EST

[Majiffy]

ArcAngel9, the Watcher, is fuckin' dead, man.

Vote Count

Not Voting: - Mantisdreamz, ProHawk, Guile, Adam-12, Leviathan93

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

Day Three has begun. Deadline is Thursday, Jan 17th (I think?) at 3:00 PM EST

[Majiffy]

Its a freaking bright red-target she painted on her back

Tat-tat-tat-tatted on her back?

[Majiffy]

Vote Count

ProHawk (L-2): Adam-12
Guile (L-2): Leviathan93
Adam-12 (L-2): ProHawk

Not Voting: - Mantisdreamz, Guile

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

Day Three has begun. Deadline is Thursday, Jan 17th (I think?) at 3:00 PM EST

[Majiffy]

OH GOD COULD THIS PAGE MOVE ANY FUCKING SLOWER.

[Majiffy]

Vote Count

ProHawk (L-2): Adam-12

Adam-12 (L-1): ProHawk, Leviathan93

Not Voting: - Mantisdreamz, Guile

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

Day Three has begun. Deadline is Thursday, Jan 17th (I think?) at 3:00 PM EST

[Majiffy]

Page 78 takes 2 days to fill. 79 and 80 fill in less than 6 hours. Fuck you guys.

Vote Count

ProHawk (L-2): Adam-12

Not Voting: - Mantisdreamz, Guile, ProHawk, Leviathan93

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

Day Three has begun. Deadline is Thursday, Jan 17th (I think?) at 3:00 PM EST

[Majiffy]

Hey come play in my Mother of God marathon game, people.

[Majiffy]

scumminess dripping from your lips?

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

STOP MAKING ME DO POST COUNTS.

Vote Count

ProHawk (L-2): Adam-12

Not Voting: - Mantisdreamz, Guile, ProHawk, Leviathan93

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

Day Three has begun. Deadline is Thursday, Jan 17th (I think?) at 3:00 PM EST

[Majiffy]

Vote Count

ProHawk (L-2): Adam-12

Not Voting: - Mantisdreamz, Guile, ProHawk, Leviathan93

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

Day Three has begun. Deadline is Thursday, Jan 17th (I think?) at 3:00 PM EST

[Majiffy]

No, fuck you.

[Majiffy]

I'm not waiting.

[Majiffy]

Vote Count

ProHawk (L-2): Adam-12
Adam-12 (L-2): ProHawk

Not Voting: - Mantisdreamz, Guile, Leviathan93

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

Day Three has begun. Deadline is Thursday, Jan 17th (I think?) at 3:00 PM EST

[Majiffy]

Fuckin' third party roles, I didn't stand a chance.

[Majiffy]

Oh good, I can continue being lazy.

[Majiffy]

You guys really need to start throwing your votes around all willy-nilly again, my job is starting to get really boring here.

[Majiffy]

Vote Count

ProHawk (L-2): Adam-12
Adam-12 (L-2): ProHawk

Not Voting: - Mantisdreamz, Guile, Leviathan93

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

Day Three has begun. Deadline is Thursday, Jan 17th (I think?) at 3:00 PM EST

[Majiffy]

LEVIATHAN HAS NOT BEEN LYNCHED BECAUSE HE HAD THE CONSCIENCE OF NOT BEING A DICK AND MAKING THE GAME DRAG OUT FOR FOREVER.

Loljk flip coming in a moment.

[Majiffy]

Final D3 Vote Count

Adam-12 (L-2): ProHawk
Leviathan93 (L-0): Mantisdreamz, Adam-12, Leviathan93

Not Voting: - Guile

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

Leviathan93 has been lynched. He was a Vanilla Townie. Ha-ha, you suck.

Night Three has begun. Deadline is Sunday, Jan 6th at 5:00 PM EST

[Majiffy]

Mantisdreamz, the Tracker, has died.

Vote Count

Not Voting: - Guile, Adam-12, ProHawk

With 3 alive, it takes 2 to lynch.

Deadline is Sunday, Jan 26th at 11:00 PM EST

[Majiffy]

Vote Count

Not Voting: - Guile, Adam-12, ProHawk

With 3 alive, it takes 2 to lynch.

Deadline is Sunday, Jan 26th at 11:00 PM EST

[Majiffy]

doesn't jive

You know what doesn't jive? Turkeys.

[Majiffy]

Why do you think I stopped reading?

[Majiffy]

I just went by the same length as whoever I copied the original rule set from. Also I think all the days are the same length? 3 weeks? So...

[Majiffy]

Hey, fuck you buddy. I love playing newbie games.

[Majiffy]

Frak yeah.

[Majiffy]

Terrorizing?

[Majiffy]

LOL SCUM WON NO THEY DIDN'T LOL JUST KIDDING YES THEY DID NOPE

hey majiffy who am i?

A FAGGIT?

I have a hangover, also Mollie wanted to do the write-up for Adam for some reason. So this will get officially ended in a little bit.

[Majiffy]

Now lets all relax with some rum

[Majiffy]

It also ranked 4th in Longest Mini Game by posts with 2,267 posts shy of 3rd place by 11 posts.

Should have waited 11 posts before you hammered then, bitch.

So you picked your replacement? Interesting.

I suggested it to her when she was texting me. Thor's a pretty cool guy, eh hunts scum and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Majiffy]

Oh and I just signed up to mod a music industry themed game in the Micro queue if anyone is interested. Flavor abound.

[Majiffy]

I can't stop listening to the Banana Boat Song.

[Majiffy]

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING...


BANANA PHONE.

[Majiffy]

Interestingly enough, Raffi actually covered the Banana Boat Song. So there's that, too.

[Majiffy]

Oh here QTs
Scum - http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/7YStqzZ9jka
Dead - http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/VRcChL9XsAc2

[Majiffy]

Oh snap it's gon' go down.