King Of The Hill

Zang · Post Post #670 (isolation #1) » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:10 pm

I grab magellans gun from his dead fingers wichita has only 1 bullet left shoot you and claim the hill.

Zang · Post Post #672 (isolation #2) » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:16 pm

Missed by 2 minutes!

Little do you know that I am ZANG! average person by day, superhero by night! I climb the hill and challenge the zergling to hand-to-hand combat which I win with the power of my awesome superhero muscles! Then with one punch you are begging for mercy, you run away in terror and the hill is mine once more!!!

Zang · Post Post #674 (isolation #3) » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:24 pm

I reverse engineer the nuclear bomb so that all the roaches die and nothing else does. I then bomb you with a real nucleur bomb which kills you and your other stuff because of direct impact. I proceed in my radiation suit to claim the hill!

Zang · Post Post #676 (isolation #4) » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:30 pm

Yes

I procceed to climb the hill and plunge a flag through you suit visor. On the flag sais-

WARCRAFT ROCKS!

I then claim the hill in the name of WOW

Zang · Post Post #678 (isolation #5) » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:36 pm

They are equally awesome

I take a greater health potion and claim the hill

Zang · Post Post #680 (isolation #6) » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:45 pm

What now?
I kill you

I claim the hill and plant landmines on the hill

Zang · Post Post #682 (isolation #7) » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:53 pm

I destroy the landmines careful not to trigger any and build a giant mansion on the hill with the best security known to man, I procceed to live in this mansion.

Zang · Post Post #684 (isolation #8) » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:30 pm

I survive the blast in a bomb shelter and then blow up the hill with pre-set explosives and I move to the second hill which is now the only hill.

Zang · Post Post #686 (isolation #9) » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:33 pm

Shrapnel from the exploded hill rains down and hits you, I then claim both craters.

Zang · Post Post #688 (isolation #10) » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:37 pm

That was a dummy of me, and it's headwas filled with toxic acid which kill you and flood the surrounding craters, I then claim the toxic pools of death.

Zang · Post Post #690 (isolation #11) » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:46 pm

Pacifists come and steal your guns, you chase after them and the hill is mine.

Red Team has retaken the lead!

Zang · Post Post #692 (isolation #12) » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:52 pm

I give you a long, confusing and boring lecture about whyi deserved to win, you then admit that I should have won if I shut up which I do. in your humility you go home and cry and the hill is mine once more!

Zang · Post Post #694 (isolation #13) » Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:46 pm

Or so you think, you are actually trapped in a time paradox. In the real world, I still have the hill. GO RED TEAM!

Zang · Post Post #696 (isolation #14) » Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:52 pm

We are both in time paradox, the universe collapses and me being a superhero (as you may remember) i am the only one who survives and using my mind powers I create a new hill which is now mine.

Zang · Post Post #698 (isolation #15) » Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:55 pm

Over the horizon comes the yellow sun which replenishes my powers, I proceed to kill you and get the hill.

Zang · Post Post #700 (isolation #16) » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:05 am

*does not understand anything just said*

The power of my nOObness comes back to life and suffocates you in your sleep.

My spirits hill

read team has retaken the lead

Zang · Post Post #720 (isolation #17) » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:20 am

Laughs because magenta team doesn't realize that magenta isn't a color.

http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/scien ... teams hill

Zang · Post Post #723 (isolation #18) » Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:57 am

I destroy yabbguys computer put on my old radiation suit and claim the hill in the name of the RED AVENGERS OF AWESOMENESS (aka red team)

Zang · Post Post #726 (isolation #19) » Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:28 am

But I am your butler! I kill you in your sleep and inherit you vast fortune! (including

your

my hill)

Zang · Post Post #729 (isolation #20) » Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:43 am

I escape from jail, put on a disguise, go to the hill and piss on your statue. The smell is so bad they have to tear down your statue and then they put one up in honor of the red team.

Zang · Post Post #731 (isolation #21) » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:47 pm

My team of the worlds best scientific Brains duccesfully hack me out of the simulation, meanwhile all you have is a donkey and a typewriter. Your donkey gets tired of your low wages and kicks you off the hill. I calm the donkey down, give it a bag of oats and it joins the red team. Mine and my donkeys hill.

Zang · Post Post #733 (isolation #22) » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:04 pm

To bad it's not deep enough, I grab you under with me and feast on you and my donkeys flesh for all of eternity. No ones hill...but I have a sick tunnel

Zang · Post Post #736 (isolation #23) » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:14 pm

Mysterious Mystery Man wrote:Oh. Then... who was that guy the donkeys stampeded?

YOU! My hill

Zang · Post Post #739 (isolation #24) » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:29 pm

You surrender after seeing my tank

hey Magellan, want to form an alliance?

Zang · Post Post #745 (isolation #25) » Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:25 pm

Why won't youhelp me Magellan? We could be the purple team…speaking of purple, I kill csl because purple is way better than indigo. My non indigo hill

Zang · Post Post #746 (isolation #26) » Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:42 pm

magellan wrote:whatever I type always changes when I post it. well, I doubt you made that tank like I did. I get the hill. (Your initials aren't fsc)
Code: Select all
    _____----____
   /"""""""""""""\
  |______________|======[]
  /--------+++---\
 |_________________\
  \(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)/
   **************

how do you know that fsc aren't the initials to my real name?

*twilight zone music*

or maybe…it's not!!!!

*gasp*

wait isn't that what you just said

*sigh*

Zang · Post Post #748 (isolation #27) » Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:53 pm

My team of super intelligient scientific brains kill you for not knowing how to spell "blue".

Red team's hill

Zang · Post Post #750 (isolation #28) » Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:01 pm

And for all you folks watching at home, here is a list of all the players on the red team-

•Zang (aka Super Zang aka fsc)
•My team of super intelligient scientific brains
•1 donkey, half-eaten
•1 statue in an alternate world inside a simulation
•1 bad ass tank
•20 trained snipers
•Blizzard company
•America
•Chuck Norris
•God

we all kill you and your snipers and other soldiers

Read teams hill
(if you can misspell so can I!)

I single handedly destroyed you and your team of death and read team has the hill.

Zang · Post Post #752 (isolation #29) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:47 am

But I still have the original, you only have your twenty copies.

Zang · Post Post #754 (isolation #30) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:01 am

Wait a second...There is no such thing as magic, how can you make it magic proof? You broke the laws of physics by making your wall immune to something that doesn't exist. So the whole universe breaks apart anx your fortress implodes. Because of my awesome super powers I survive once again and make a hill in an alternate dimension where none if you exist.

My alternate hill

did I also mention that this hillonly exists in a single point in time where time is frozen except for myself and if any of you attempt to enter it somehow you will destroy the space-time continum.

Zang · Post Post #756 (isolation #31) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:12 am

The universe is so confused on what is and isn't the whole universe implodes.

And I did not cheat.

Zang · Post Post #758 (isolation #32) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:51 am

Oh my goodness…

A perfect world! Except for one thing-

God gives me the hill in order to put the world in perfect harmony!

*angelic choir*

Zang · Post Post #761 (isolation #33) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:00 am

You die from falling shrapnel.

My hill

Zang · Post Post #763 (isolation #34) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:17 pm

You forgot that your gun was equipped with blanks, I disarm you and shoot you in the head with a real gun with real, live ammo.

My hill

Zang · Post Post #767 (isolation #35) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:22 pm

That was in France, I have a hill in America.

My American hill

Zang · Post Post #770 (isolation #36) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:41 pm

L'Equipe bleu gagnes-blue team wins
Je vais gagner le match-Im going to win the match

I love google translator!

Zang · Post Post #774 (isolation #37) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:29 pm

Everybody knows that when somebody dies while possesed they come back as a necromancer, I raise csl as a zombie and make him kill you I then grant his freedom.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #775 (isolation #38) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:30 pm

I'm Too late

Zang · Post Post #780 (isolation #39) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:36 pm

I will put my previous post here

I wrote:Everybody knows that when somebody dies while possesed they come back as a necromancer, I raise csl as a zombie and make him kill you I then grant his freedom.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #781 (isolation #40) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:37 pm

*sigh* I was responding to Magellan post but

Go awesome team!

Zang · Post Post #786 (isolation #41) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:42 pm

I hire ghost busters and they kill you.

Awesomes hill

Zang · Post Post #791 (isolation #42) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:46 pm

Bad spelling and grammar, Again I get the hill, and a bunch of grammar nazis join me and shoot you

They also kill you for forgetting a period.

Zang · Post Post #793 (isolation #43) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:48 pm

I hate lag!

You accidently trigger the landmines when setting them up and csl is safe to respawn

Zang · Post Post #796 (isolation #44) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:51 pm

The mod kills you for changing the game.

Awesomes hill

Zang · Post Post #800 (isolation #45) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:54 pm

Hades kills mmm for stealing his pet

Zang · Post Post #803 (isolation #46) » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:05 pm

I'm revived in your lemonade as a microscopic organisim. After digesting me you recurve the flu and die.

Awesome team has the hill/flag

Zang · Post Post #806 (isolation #47) » Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:12 am

The bats die from hunger.

Still our hill

Zang · Post Post #808 (isolation #48) » Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:48 pm

I revive as a zombie and comand the bats to kill you.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #810 (isolation #49) » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:55 am

I cast turn dead.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #812 (isolation #50) » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:04 am

The reality gods smite you for thinking that there are gaming gods.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #814 (isolation #51) » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:23 am

I sacrifice you to the gaming gods and they are pleased.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #816 (isolation #52) » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:15 am

Your simplicity overwhelms you.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #818 (isolation #53) » Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:01 am

I'm wearing a bulletproof vest. I disarm you and shoot you in the head.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #820 (isolation #54) » Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:35 am

I have AIDS! You get some of my blood in a cut of yours and you soon die from the fly.

Our hill.

(I don't really have aids)

Zang · Post Post #822 (isolation #55) » Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:49 am

I go to my nucleur bunker before it explodes.

Still our hill.

Zang · Post Post #824 (isolation #56) » Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:59 am

My bunker is equipped with a television, my laptop with Internet access and five years supply of food for four.

Zang · Post Post #826 (isolation #57) » Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:12 am

The alien mutated radioactive potato chips of death you recieved from the vending machine were poisonous.

And as you can see from my avatar, I am an alien. And this alien has two brains so it can easily function without one of them.

Our hill.

Zang · Post Post #828 (isolation #58) » Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:15 am

I shoot you with a machine gun.

Zang · Post Post #830 (isolation #59) » Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:30 am

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #832 (isolation #60) » Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:51 am

What about CSL who nobody has killed since before his last post?

He revives me, we kick m ass and it's our hill.

Zang · Post Post #836 (isolation #61) » Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:43 am

I'm not dead. The gun you used was defective and it misfired killing you. And where is csl? I think he's gone AWOL.

Still our hill.

Zang · Post Post #838 (isolation #62) » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:01 pm

Hey zephyrA want to replace CSL in my army of death?

Zang · Post Post #840 (isolation #63) » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:01 pm

But I'm already dead, instead the vending machine falls on the grave mmm made for you.

Zang · Post Post #842 (isolation #64) » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:47 pm

Yes! CSL is back

Zang · Post Post #844 (isolation #65) » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:53 am

But I have 60% fire resistance. Instead he kills you and I eat him at a festival that night hat celebrates your death.

Our hill.

Zang · Post Post #849 (isolation #66) » Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:43 am

But I'm wearing marshmallow armor which absorbs the chocolate and gives us enough food for 3 years. I go into a nucleur bunker and I bomb your resturaunt.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #851 (isolation #67) » Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:38 am

An earthquake deastroys your hill and I move our bunker to a better hill.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #853 (isolation #68) » Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:25 pm

You go to war, leaving me the hill.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #856 (isolation #69) » Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:42 am

You are actually in a lucid dream where you think you are controlling us but we are controlling you in real life.

Our hill still

Zang · Post Post #858 (isolation #70) » Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:02 am

You were killed in the blast two, and I am mutated from the radiation into a zombie like life form instead of zombie. I then bite CSLs brain turning him into a zombie to.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #860 (isolation #71) » Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:16 am

But you gave Candle Jack to MehPlusRawr.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #864 (isolation #72) » Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:01 pm

The spelling gods kill Magellan and ZephyrA.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #869 (isolation #73) » Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:45 am

God kills me and ZephyrA, and he makes his sniper turrets explode. But because i'm a zombie I ressurect.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #871 (isolation #74) » Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:06 am

I sacrifice you to god and he comes back.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #873 (isolation #75) » Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:59 am

What?

Jar jar binks kills Magellan for talking like him.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #875 (isolation #76) » Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:24 pm

Critics kill you for not accurately potraying ancient greece.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #877 (isolation #77) » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:01 pm

Magellan comes back as a zombie and eats you for not honoring your alliance.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #879 (isolation #78) » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:49 am

I set the hill on fire killing both of you.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #883 (isolation #79) » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:42 am

The hill collapses after so many people have battled over it thus killing everyone on it. I move to a newer, taller hill that has laser turrets..

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #885 (isolation #80) » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:26 am

I shoot you and then use your body as a fire blanket.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #888 (isolation #81) » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:54 am

I destroy your hydralisks and hatchery with 70 Frost Wyrms and then build a bone yard.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #890 (isolation #82) » Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:02 am

But you forgot about my bone yard! I come back as a lych and create 120 more wyrms and destroy your raiders/watch towers and then spray you with freezing breath.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #893 (isolation #83) » Sat Apr 17, 2010 7:08 am

Your then night killed and I was protected.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #895 (isolation #84) » Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:03 am

You failed at being a mod and die of drporession.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #897 (isolation #85) » Sat Apr 17, 2010 12:42 pm

You trip while climbing up the hill, fall into the ocean (hill is by the sea) and get devoured by a shark.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #899 (isolation #86) » Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:46 am

But it's still active and it explodes again.

I find a real hill

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #901 (isolation #87) » Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:57 am

I hit your head with the computer the mousepad came from. You fall over dead, from a concussion.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #904 (isolation #88) » Sun Apr 18, 2010 7:21 am

You forgot about me.

Still our hill.

Zang · Post Post #907 (isolation #89) » Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:10 am

We move to Russia and get a new hill.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #909 (isolation #90) » Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:48 am

I nuke your hill.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #911 (isolation #91) » Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:15 pm

You forgot to put on a spacesuit. And your head explodes.

Our russian hill

Zang · Post Post #914 (isolation #92) » Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:19 pm

Your avatar blows up, Destroying the hill and half of north America.

Still our hill.

Zang · Post Post #916 (isolation #93) » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:14 am

Your last post doesn't count because mb53's avatar destroyed the US hill and half of north America.

Still our hill

Zang · Post Post #918 (isolation #94) » Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:54 am

?

I attack with Z.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #921 (isolation #95) » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:34 am

After the hill ate you, CSL regained concouisness.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #923 (isolation #96) » Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:54 am

What about CSL? He enslaved you and ressurects me in your body.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #927 (isolation #97) » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:54 am

You can't breathe in space. The debris field then crashes into mars where I claim the hill.

Our Martian hill

Zang · Post Post #932 (isolation #98) » Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:06 am

You run home after reealizing you didn't look at indigos gender.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #934 (isolation #99) » Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:42 am

No, that hill is a volcano. It explodes putting you under a sea of lava. I have the real hill.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #938 (isolation #100) » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:06 am

Well you can look back a few pages and see that I'm an alien. I hail from mars and I am the legal owner of the hill. So you were not able to send your swarm.

Our hill

And I forgot what conceded meant for a second, it was a Monday morning.

Zang · Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:05 am

Not before I can shoot you in the face 6 times.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #942 (isolation #102) » Wed May 19, 2010 8:53 am

I stab you for not trying to keep this alive sooner.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #944 (isolation #103) » Wed May 19, 2010 2:46 pm

I lynch you for claiming SK.

Our hill

Zang · Thu May 20, 2010 12:47 am

When your sleeping, i jump on your face and suffocate you.

Our hill

Zang · Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:33 am

Zang wrote:I stab you for not trying to keep this alive sooner.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #952 (isolation #106) » Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:49 pm

The gunmen kill you for mistaking their plurality. I then challenge them to kill eachother for a million dollars, I then shoot the winner and take back my money.

Our hill.

Zang · Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:35 am

Not your hill.

Our hill.

Zang · Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:11 am

I kick you out.

My and CSL's hill.

Zang · Post Post #958 (isolation #109) » Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:13 am

The Chihuahuas rebel against you and elect me, leader of the Chihuahuas!

I then reinstate CSL as my assistant

our hill

Zang · Post Post #960 (isolation #110) » Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:41 am

You try to teach the Chihuahuas to play the game of mafia but they never get it, they end up lynching eachother and CSL and I (disguised as the mafia) take over the hill.

Our hill

Zang · Post Post #964 (isolation #111) » Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:49 pm

Other nations sence the nucleur explosion and bomb the hill leaving nothing but your corpse and a nucleur wasteland. I however, find a nice hill on a tropical island in the pacific ocean and claim it in the name of Zang!

...

And CSL.

Our hill.

Zang · Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:40 am

You die under the power of my awesomeness.

Our hill.

Zang · Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:51 pm

Fine, Ani joins our alliance. And we kill you.

Our hill.

Zang · Post Post #979 (isolation #114) » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:11 pm

I am protected because I land on CSL. I then climb back up the opposite side of the hill and revive everybody except you.

Our hill.

Zang · Post Post #981 (isolation #115) » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:24 pm

CSL understands that I can't control gravity. He then puts the poison in your wine (and other beverages) which you drink.

Our hill.

Zang · Post Post #990 (isolation #116) » Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:46 am

I take the hill after the government evicts you from it for not keeping active.

Our hill.

Zang · Post Post #992 (isolation #117) » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:50 am

My army of demons-

Defeats your army.

Our hill.

Zang · Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:29 pm

I got a new army-

Our hill

Zang · Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:47 am

I stab you and move to a new hill.

Our hill.

Zang · Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:55 am

While you're arguing, I shoot you down.

Our hill.

Zang · Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:52 pm

You are killed for repeating yourself.

hill is mine

The hill is mine!!!!

Our hill

Zang · Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:45 pm

I think our team has to many members.

Zang · Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:45 am

I kick the hill, the sections fall apart again causing you to fall under the rubbel. I then recollect the sections and glue them back together.

Our hill.

Zang · Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:40 pm

You can have your hill. I take the rubble from when the hill was destroyed and reform the hill.

Our hill.

Zang · Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:48 pm

You assume wrong. You actually destroyed chesskids hill.

Our hill still.

Zang · Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:51 pm

But you assumed wrong by assuming that our hill is on the earth.

Our hill.

Zang · Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:23 pm

The hill is in a parallel universe where you were killed at birth.

Our hill.

Zang · Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:28 am

I use chesskid3. He uses attack.

Our hill.

Zang · Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:33 pm

A fly got traped in the cloning chamber so you and your clone are now both hideous freaks. When you realize this, you run away crying.

Our hill.

Zang · Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:00 pm

I recreate the hill from the debris.

Our hill
Kcdaspots fake hill

Zang · Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:04 pm

Zang wrote:I recreate the hill from the debris.

Our hill
Kcdaspots fake hill

Zang · Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:27 pm

Zang wrote:
Zang wrote:I recreate the hill from the debris.

Our hill
Kcdaspots fake hill

REPEAT 1001 TIMES

Zang · Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:43 pm

I move to my hill on mars.

Our hill.

Zang · Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:19 pm

We all celebrate christmas in peace.

Everrybody's hill.

Zang · Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:17 pm

Chuck Norris is angry that you claimed his hill and roundhouse kicks you. Chuck Norris joins me.

Our hill.

Zang · Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:57 am

I put on a radiation suit, go to the remains of the hill and rebuild it.

Our hill.

Zang · Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:45 am

Radiation kills you.

Our hill.

Zang · Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:58 pm

I explain to Chuck Norris that I'm not of legal voting age and he kills you instead.

Our hill.

Zang · Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:23 pm

I pray to God.

Our hill.

Zang · Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:35 pm

I become Uranus.

Our hill.

Zang · Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:39 pm

The justice system rules against you.

Our hill.

Zang · Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:02 pm

You die of an anal fracture.

Our hill.

Zang · Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:28 pm

Instead of dying, my spirit merges with yours and I take control of your body.

Our hill.

Zang · Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:22 am

You lose your grip on reality.

Our hill.

Zang · Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:57 am

Your hill dies from starvation and I take the original parent hill.

Our hill.

Zang · Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:38 am

You are killed by the plague.

Our hill.

Zang · Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:04 am

I beg to differ.

Our hill.

Zang · Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:31 pm

Aliens abduct you.

Our hill.

Zang · Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:33 pm

Chesskid is killed for being unoriginal.

Our hill.

Zang · Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:39 pm

Atheist protestors kill you for posting that you believe in god in a public forum.

Our hill.

Zang · Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:18 pm

I am a serial killer.

Our hill.

Zang · Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:22 pm

I am the Zang.

Our hill.

Zang · Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:49 pm

Zang wrote:I am the Zang.

Our hill.

Zang · Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:44 pm

You are modkilled.

Our hill.

Zang · Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:32 pm

I embrace our new communist dictators and soon become their leader.

Our hill.

Zang · Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:40 am

Green is awesome

Our hill.

Zang · Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:58 am

You are eaten by a kangaroo.

My hill.

Zang · Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:42 pm

Spanish people kill you for misusing their language.

La colina es mío.

Zang · Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:23 pm

The hill comes on top of you, crushing you.

My hill.

Zang · Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:30 am

I hate pokemon.

My hill.

Zang · Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:12 am

America invades the hill.

US's hill.

Zang · Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:20 am

your grandfather haunts you as a ghost.

My hill.

Zang · Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:46 am

Because i'm not part of Us, I walk up the hill without fear of death.

My hill.

Zang · Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:26 am

I rebuild the hill.

My hill.

Zang · Sat Jul 09, 2011 4:40 am

I disband ALT Us and reform TLoC.

TLoC's hill.

Zang · Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:50 pm

The weight limit is 100 tons. I walk onto the hill with a 199,800 lbs weight and place it on Mist.

My hill.

Zang · Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:20 am

My crushed old hill

Zang · Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:34 am

An interdementional war breaks out and while everybody is busy fighting I take the hill.

My hill.