King Of The Hill

[CSL]

I send a horde of gunmen to you. They shoot you to peices.

Our hill!

[Me=Weird]

The gunman then turn on you and shoot you to pieces.

My hill.

[Zang]

The gunmen kill you for mistaking their plurality. I then challenge them to kill eachother for a million dollars, I then shoot the winner and take back my money.

Our hill.

[Me=Weird]

My hill.

[Zang]

Not your hill.

Our hill.

[Me=Weird]

Okay, our hill.

[Zang]

I kick you out.

My and CSL's hill.

[chihuahua0]

Ooo, I like this game!

One of my computer Chihuahuas creates a conspircy to split you and CSL apart. After an epic duel between the both of you, the hill was open for another person.

*walks up hill and builds a Chihuahua colony on the top*

Mai

our hill!

[Zang]

The Chihuahuas rebel against you and elect me, leader of the Chihuahuas!

I then reinstate CSL as my assistant

our hill

[chihuahua0]

However, one of the Chihuahuas was a sleeper agent. So one year later, after you

and CSL

lead the death of several innocents, the Chihuahuas rebelled and threw

both of

you off the hill.
Then I climbed back up and I was reinstalled as the King of the Hill.

My hill (again).

[Zang]

You try to teach the Chihuahuas to play the game of mafia but they never get it, they end up lynching eachother and CSL and I (disguised as the mafia) take over the hill.

Our hill

[Me=Weird]

I, being the as many shots a day as I want vigilante, kill you guys.

My hill.

[animorpherv1]

While you guys are too busy fighting over a mound of dirt (which you seem to think is a hill), I build a REAL hill, and fortify it. All the while, you are on some stupid little dirt mound playing mafia.

My real hill.

[Me=Weird]

I spend 20 years building a atomic bomb, and finally it done, so I blow up your hill. I use the remains to make another hill. Plus you're only a replacement in Five hundred.

My hill.

[Zang]

Other nations sence the nucleur explosion and bomb the hill leaving nothing but your corpse and a nucleur wasteland. I however, find a nice hill on a tropical island in the pacific ocean and claim it in the name of Zang!


...


And CSL.

Our hill.

[animorpherv1]

I kill CSL. and ask Zang if I can join the alliance

Still Zang's hill.

[Me=Weird]

I find a hill.

My other hill.

[animorpherv1]

I spend 20 years building a atomic bomb, and finally it done, so I blow up your hill. I use the remains to make another hill.

[chihuahua0]

You forgot to say "My hill" or any similar phrase, so you were policy lynched.

My hill.

[chihuahua0]

I BUMP myself off the hill, and then walk back up.

My hill.

[Zang]

You die under the power of my awesomeness.

Our hill.

[chihuahua0]

Unfortunately, it seems that your partner is nowhere to be found, so our "epic" duel was a breeze.

My hill.

[Zang]

Fine, Ani joins our alliance. And we kill you.

Our hill.

[quadz08]

I suicide bomb you both.

No one's hill.

[animorpherv1]

I survived. You did not.

I bring Zang back to life

Our Hill.