King Of The Hill

[magellan]

The bullets I inserted in the vending machine suddenly appear in your brain.

You die, and I take over your bunker.

[Zang]

The alien mutated radioactive potato chips of death you recieved from the vending machine were poisonous.

And as you can see from my avatar, I am an alien. And this alien has two brains so it can easily function without one of them.

Our hill.

[magellan]

But I'm an alien too, and I eat

alien, mutated radioactive potato chips of death

all the time.

Still my hill because I'm not dead yet

[Zang]

I shoot you with a machine gun.

[magellan]

You didn't claim the hill.

[Zang]

Our hill

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

You get AIDS from bad karma that started when you said you didn't have AIDS.

You die.

My hill. I decide to share with magellan.

[Zang]

What about CSL who nobody has killed since before his last post?

He revives me, we kick m ass and it's our hill.

[magellan]

Using the gun I got out of the vending machine, I shoot you while you're looking at the night sky.
Our hill.

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

And I hunt down CSL and kill him.

Hi magellan! Miss me?

[ZephyrA]

I bring magellan and Zang glorious gifts of deep fried bacon cheeseburgers with pizza buns, which they accept and eat. They both die of heart

attacks

combustions and I take over the hill.

[Zang]

I'm not dead. The gun you used was defective and it misfired killing you. And where is csl? I think he's gone AWOL.

Still our hill.

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

I laugh at ZephyrA and Zang, because they were too slow in their posts to note I was in control of the hill, I kill them.

I make a grave for magellan.

My hill.

[Zang]

Hey zephyrA want to replace CSL in my army of death?

[magellan]

You die as the vending machine crushes your bones.

Our hill. (and vending machine)

[Zang]

But I'm already dead, instead the vending machine falls on the grave mmm made for you.

[CSL]

(Sorry, was V/LA with Easter)

I kill MMM with my atomic pizza of doom!

[Zang]

Yes! CSL is back

[magellan]

A flaming chicken Owns your face.

Our hill

[Zang]

But I have 60% fire resistance. Instead he kills you and I eat him at a festival that night hat celebrates your death.

Our hill.

[CSL]

I also take a

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BIG-ASS MACHINE GUN

and break MMM's face with it.

Still our hill.

[yabbaguy]

*thanks to the miracle of weathering, the hill loses half its size and CSL and Zang suddenly cannot coexist on the hill, unless they awkwardly hug each other to stay balanced*

Your choice who goes.

[CSL]

I build a platform on the hill. Surprise, it now has auto-turrets. You're screwed.

[RayFrost]

Chocolate Rain makes everybody on/around/near the thoroughly exposed hill die.

I happily choose sit in a restaurant and have some food while you all battle it out for the hill.

Oh, and I hand over property rights of the hill to Yabbaguy

[Zang]

But I'm wearing marshmallow armor which absorbs the chocolate and gives us enough food for 3 years. I go into a nucleur bunker and I bomb your resturaunt.

Our hill