King Of The Hill

[Zang]

And for all you folks watching at home, here is a list of all the players on the red team-

•Zang (aka Super Zang aka fsc)
•My team of super intelligient scientific brains
•1 donkey, half-eaten
•1 statue in an alternate world inside a simulation
•1 bad ass tank
•20 trained snipers
•Blizzard company
•America
•Chuck Norris
•God

we all kill you and your snipers and other soldiers

Read teams hill
(if you can misspell so can I!)

I single handedly destroyed you and your team of death and read team has the hill.

[CSL]

My engineers build 20 more hills. My team controls all of them.

My hills.

Gained the lead.

[Zang]

But I still have the original, you only have your twenty copies.

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Suddenly, you realize they are all copies. I have the real hill. I build a large wall and roof around it, the wall and roof are rocket-proof, bomb-proof, acid-proof, radiation-proof, fire-proof, erosion-proof, laser-proof, mutant tree-proof, magic-proof, and black hole proof. I mine the ground so nobody can tunnel in.

[Zang]

Wait a second...There is no such thing as magic, how can you make it magic proof? You broke the laws of physics by making your wall immune to something that doesn't exist. So the whole universe breaks apart anx your fortress implodes. Because of my awesome super powers I survive once again and make a hill in an alternate dimension where none if you exist.

My alternate hill

did I also mention that this hillonly exists in a single point in time where time is frozen except for myself and if any of you attempt to enter it somehow you will destroy the space-time continum.

[CSL]

However, you are using a form of magic, which doesnt exist. You blow up.

My hill.

Oh, and by the way, don't cheat.

[Zang]

The universe is so confused on what is and isn't the whole universe implodes.


And I did not cheat.

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Damn universe keeps imploding!

Alright. I'm fixing this once and for all.

...

Done! I've recreated the universe! Everything is pretty much the same, except World of Warcraft is bug free, mafiascum.net will never crash again, Microsoft goes bankrupt and is bought by Apple, there's no poverty, and the hill is mine.

[Zang]

Oh my goodness…

A perfect world! Except for one thing-

God gives me the hill in order to put the world in perfect harmony!

*angelic choir*

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

The devil takes you off the hill and puts me back on.

[CSL]

I throw a bomb, and you blow up.

My hill.

[Zang]

You die from falling shrapnel.

My hill

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Oh, I blew up all right. I blew my top at YET ANOTHER BOMB THROWN AT ME! They are SO ANNOYING! I shoot Zang in the head because I'm so mad.

My hill!

[Zang]

You forgot that your gun was equipped with blanks, I disarm you and shoot you in the head with a real gun with real, live ammo.

My hill

[CSL]

I shoot you. You die.

My hill.

[magellan]

Well, I throw Zang's corpse at you and you fall off the very steep side of the hill.
My hill now
L'Equipe bleu gagnes

[CSL]

You have been booted from the hill for using a foreign language.

...

I then shoot you in the face.

My hill.

[Zang]

That was in France, I have a hill in America.

My American hill

[magellan]

Je vais gagner le match
you get rolled over by my tank. again.
I sit in my tank on top of the hill

[CSL]

Me and Zang join forces and kick your ass.

Our American hill.

[Zang]

L'Equipe bleu gagnes-blue team wins
Je vais gagner le match-Im going to win the match

I love google translator!

[CSL]

-sitting at the hill-

Geez Zang, we are powerful. lol

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Now a ghost, I possess Zang and make him kill CSL, then kill himself.

My hill!

[CSL]

I respawn, and kill MMM.

Blue's hill.

[Zang]

Everybody knows that when somebody dies while possesed they come back as a necromancer, I raise csl as a zombie and make him kill you I then grant his freedom.

Our hill