King Of The Hill

[CSL]

I walk up to quadz08, and slice his head off upon him reviving himself.

Still our hill.

[quadz08]

My head prays to Thor, who smites you all with his mighty hammer, Mjolnir.

My head's hill.

[CSL]

I stomp your head.

Our hill.

[quadz08]

You all slip on the resulting blood, falling down the hill to your deaths.

No one's hill.

[Zang]

I am protected because I land on CSL. I then climb back up the opposite side of the hill and revive everybody except you.

Our hill.

[quadz08]

Since you crushed CSL, he revives me, then we poison all your wine. And other beverages.

Our hill.

[Zang]

CSL understands that I can't control gravity. He then puts the poison in your wine (and other beverages) which you drink.

Our hill.

[quadz08]

I think we'd best ask CSL what he thinks about this.

Somebody's hill.

[CSL]

quadz, you have no control over me. I am my own self.

Zang and ani are my allies. DIESCUMDIE!

After saying the above, I slice quadz's head off.

Our hill.

[animorpherv1]

I ocngratulate CSL.

Our hill.

[RayFrost]

I appear in my freezing technoviking spirit glory and obliterate you all with a single razorbladestotheface spell.

My hill

[CSL]

I melt you. With a flamethrower.

Our hill.

[RayFrost]

I melt you. With a flamethrower.

Our hill.

I'm a technoviking

spirit

. Flames mean nothing!

I smite you with more razorblades.

My hill once again.

[CSL]

I excorcise you. You vanish.

Our hill.

[NicolBolas]

I use my billions of dollars to evict the people living on the hill, and move the hill to a island surrounded by alligators trained to attack all people not named NicolBolas. I live there now.

MY HILL.

[Zang]

I take the hill after the government evicts you from it for not keeping active.

Our hill.

[SharkFinn]

Spoiler: Flying Shark Pic as reference

An army of flying sharks chase you off the hill.

Thanks bro for the hill.

[Zang]

My army of demons-



Defeats your army.


Our hill.

[Me=Weird]

Spoiler: My army beats your army.

My hill.

[Zang]

I got a new army-



Our hill

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I destroy the hill, along with all of you.

My crater.

[CSL]

I attempt to recruit Lady Lambdadelta.

If so, our (Me, Zang, LL) hill

If not, I run her off, making it our (me, Zang) hill.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

There is no more hill!

Ergo, this game is now void, until the conditions required are met again (I.E YOU NEED A HILL FOR KING OF THE HILL).

Until such a time, I declare myself, Lambdadelta, witch of certainty,

the victor of game 1!

[CSL]

The hill keeps reforming.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Each time, it's a new hill!