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Edelgard / Closing Speech
« on: December 16, 2021, 02:41:28 pm »Greetings Fodlanians! For this last time you are welcomed to see the final words of Edelgard von Hresvelg. Ah god It's been so long since this started and I still can't believe it's almost over. This game has been everything I thought it would be. We've been through a lot of weird shit together. Searching for the Hollow Knight, researching throuplings, being really Hot together, way too many ties, drowning in limes, anxiously watching the Final 7 votes.. A few times I thought I'd be coup'd for sure. My road was never easy but that's why it was so much fun.
People have said I'm afraid to take risks. I think that's funny because this FTC contains the biggest risk of all. I brought someone none of you expected and it's made you re-evaluate whether I'm a stunning tactician or just stunningly blind. Forgive the impertinence of an Emperor who would do anything to argue they played their game, their way. I have a few things to say about my competition and then some things to say about you all.
Dorothea: I've thought about why my perception of Thea is worse then the general mood. When the vote on me failed, Thea changed. More loose and desperate, lashing out at Raphael, Shamir and I. My opinion is she thought her game was over bar immunity running against Shamir who scared her to death. I still liked her a good deal but she was clearly willing to burn people as badly as Shamir burned Hapi.
I forgot something obvious: Unlike with Hapi, most of you weren't there. If Raphael didn't talk about it on Jury, his jury post and my description of F6 might be the first time you're hearing about this. If I thought this was new information I'd have talked about it immediately, but at the least I can make it clearer now.
Would I favor her as a juror for telling me to play my idol.. No. I'd favor Shamir, Petra or Raph. Telling me as she's voting me is performative. It's not why we kept her around either, she just wasn't trying hard enough to win challenges. As a juror, I'd have respected the move more if she hadn't said anything at all.
Dorothea is as much gamebot as I. That's why she assumed the idol thing is why I gave her fire. She has no idea if she said anything to change my mind. Most of it was for the game and about getting an edge over Shamir. I did admit there was a little sentiment though, she was just sad because she'd never done FTC before. So I considered whether an endgame without Ashe was one I could win if she actually did it. And yeah, I decided Ashe had a better game then we were giving him credit for so there were merits going with someone who'd not been able to get her way in a game controlled by the three of us. I can admit this was greedy and could cost me everything. If I want to win I need to earn back your respect. I will say I chose this while thinking I saw serious flaws in her game.
Dorothea has pointed out her social connections and groupchats, but save Hapi I was connected to all those people too, and the majority voted with me.
Personal one on one connections will trump groupchats between people that don't trust each other every time. I had groupchats too but I went to each of those people outside of them and asked what they wanted, so when I posted in them I already knew what the others would say. This is why I always got my way and she didn't, because she was never willing to push people hard enough. The only successful move she can claim is Final Six and that's not something she had a choice in, she was locked into voting Raph because she shut him down so hard. That move belonged to Ashe.
One last thing. I said she had opportunities to gain control and didn't. In particular I mean the Final Eight vote on Lorenz. Because Raph and Lorenz wanted her to vote Ashe. This is the one time I offered to do what she wanted because if they really wanted to I couldn't stop them from removing Ashe. Instead she backed down and voted Lorenz. For someone who's strength is social connections its surprising she can't read the room because voting out Lorenz is why the blindside on me didn't work.
- Because she tried to pull in Raphael after voting out his best friend.
- Because she was relying on Ashe to flip when people were openly discussing the F3 we were obviously in.
- Because she voted out Lorenz who would obviously vote for me if she told him I planned his vote.
Did she say she was running social circles around me? Planning for rounds in advance? Only one of us had plans that worked. It's easy to get to know everyone, by the merge we've all done that. It's easy to know your closest allies. But to get things done you have to pay attention to what makes everyone tick. You have to actually know how voting one person out will make another feel. And you have to be willing to get your hands dirty instead of being too afraid to upset someone to make a move. That's the difference between our games.
Shamir: We said we wouldn't hold back against each other so I have to say this. When I saw your answer to Caspar about why you didn't want him I put my head in my hands and sighed. Caspar didn't want you to take him instead of Ashe. What he wanted, and what almost happened, was for you to take him instead of me. I wasn't ever sure which one of us more people perceived as doing more because that person would be different to different people. But when we were both vulnerable at Final Seven, despite the fact that Dorothea was terrified of you, my name is the one people got on board with. They're being hard on you because as the one with two immunities in endgame there's a bigger expectation you'll either remove me or have a damn good reason not to. I hope you come up with a really good one.
Now as for the rest of you esteemed members of the jury. I've already said positive memories and many fond things about you all. Now I'm going to tell you what I'm personally thankful to each of you for.
Hapi
Thank you for terrorizing me. No, really. I'm more motivated to play if there's someone nearby that's clearly going to remove me if I don't do something. You forced me to be more then :person_standing: in the merge. I hope you're proud of what you've created! Considering how hard you played you probably are proud to have affected all three finalists in different ways.
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Felix
Thank you for being so chill. I'm really glad I went to that Tea Party, it meant we had a long time of being able to talk without having to think about the game. Our conversations are the kind that we can switch to continuing on Discord and there'll be little difference, I'd like that. Your questions to me are more thorough then they were to the other finalists, I could guess why. You really liked me but I hurt you when I voted you out. You want to know how much of what we had was real or if I was acting fake to you for the sake of the game. There's always a level of having to keep secrets in Survivor. Short of Shamir though I think you're the only person that got to see how secretly insecure I felt sometimes. I don't show that side of me to people if there isn't some real trust there.
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Dimitri
Edelgard gives a courtly bow. "To you, King Dimibit, I thank for inspiring me to be less normal. Perhaps you rubbed off on me a little too much? I could see you getting to the end and flipping a coin to see who goes to firemaking yourself. You've been the kind of man who does things because they amuse themselves and it matters not if other people enjoy them, as long as you're staying true to you. Everyone should aspire to be so uniquely them. You share that with Lorenz, perhaps the Golden Deer's theme was secretly all the people most interested in having fun. I hope I'm worth that much consideration from you in the end."
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Lorenz
Thank you for making me take myself seriously. Telling me you thought so highly of what I was capable of were big shoes to fill. I suspect this is your first experience at least doing well, so everything is new and special. It made me want to be the kind of player you'd feel quite the accomplishment bringing down. Thanks for not idoling me out, not many people can say they got to scare me to death twice! You kept me on my toes because I never knew what you were going to do next. I hope as your first nemesis you'll remember me as much as everyone in this game will remember you. No one in this game is like you. You even remembered to ask me the jury question I threatened you with! (My hair is still better then yours. You know it too, we picked Edelgard's visual appeal together.) I don't think they wanted you to get around the post limit LiKe tHaT either.
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Caspar
Thank you for challenging me. Hapi was Shamir's personal demon and by association I worried about her. But you? You never closed the doors with Raphael and Lorenz. You were favored by Petra and Dorothea as their little brother. The way you were reaching out so hard to Shamir with the idea of different stories? You were my biggest threat. No one came closer to replacing me in F3 then you. Everyone focuses on the people playing loudest but it's people like you keeping their options open that usually make it to the end. You were so close that I assumed it had worked until the last Caspar vote was read, because it should have. The littlest Lion kills the Emperor and outlasts the rest is a pretty good story, you could have won. This isn't the choice you would have made in my place but I hope you end up respecting the whole of my game as much as I respected yours.
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Raphael
Thank you for being my rock. No one made me feel as safe and secure as you did. Hanging around Lorenz definitely made you a bit more chaotic but when it came to votes you didn't play games with me. You said what you wanted bluntly and that was it. More people should be as easy to work with as you. I owe quite a bit of this game to you. I don't actually know for sure which of me and Shamir you prefer, but as our Leader I'm sure whichever decision you make will be the right one.
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Petra
Thank you for being a literal Queen. The Purple Widows would have been amazing just for your commitment, but then after the vote on me failed you went full-ham on how we could kill all the boys now. Dorothea probably doesn't remember she offered, if she forgets I'll totally get the tattoo "right on my ass". Since we both by vote would be in F4 I can only assume people in this game really wanted us to step on them. You are rightfully being harsh to me because I think you'd vote me if Shamir/Ashe were here and instead I made you have to think. "Edelgard why are you have of the blonde moment, your hair is of the white?" is what you sound like to me. Look, I'm a very smart person. This is why I'm able to think out of the box and make a close ally out of someone unexpected like you. It also means sometimes I don't get what I wanted. We pick ourselves back up and adjust.
Still, I will make one last appeal directly to you: Thea keeps claiming she could beat you. If the F5 vote goes her way, that's how the game ends, Petra/Dorothea/Ashe. You'd know better being on the jury, but I don't know how she wins. She thinks you had no strategy which is a terrible misjudgment of you. She couldn't actually stop her shield from getting to the end with her. I think you're right she managed people well, she was always nice to you because she hoped we'd vote you out for her and then you'd vote her because she was nice. Is that good enough for you? You were very close so you voting her would be the least surprising. You just seem like the kind of person who should want more.
Addendum to what I said earlier: I still came here to be your friend, but as the only person that played a game as large and blatant as mine, I also wanted to be the Queen that kicked your ass. Be sure to call me post-game.
Still, I will make one last appeal directly to you: Thea keeps claiming she could beat you. If the F5 vote goes her way, that's how the game ends, Petra/Dorothea/Ashe. You'd know better being on the jury, but I don't know how she wins. She thinks you had no strategy which is a terrible misjudgment of you. She couldn't actually stop her shield from getting to the end with her. I think you're right she managed people well, she was always nice to you because she hoped we'd vote you out for her and then you'd vote her because she was nice. Is that good enough for you? You were very close so you voting her would be the least surprising. You just seem like the kind of person who should want more.
Addendum to what I said earlier: I still came here to be your friend, but as the only person that played a game as large and blatant as mine, I also wanted to be the Queen that kicked your ass. Be sure to call me post-game.
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Ashe
Somehow, despite voting you out. No, because I voted you out. I've ended up presenting your case as much as I have mine. When I first met you I thought your strategy of Mutinying all over the place would make you an early boot. Instead you got the best of both worlds and both Lions and Eagles kept you in the game to the end. Your game is the one that gets to F3 most consistently in this cast. I'm not presenting your case the way you would and you should probably be up here doing it yourself. I just wanted you to know I've seen the whole of what you've done. You're the only one we actually needed advantages to get past. Thank you for everything and I am truly sorry I stopped you from showing this off.
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This has been a harrowing trial. You've put me through the ringer to answer for what I've done. Yet somehow I've left the experience feeling strong. Because by going through our history you reminded me of what exactly is likable about me. I'm steady like a mountain and slippery as ice. Troubles break and flow around me, targets slip right off me. You just can't get rid of me and that's what people admire, my tenacity. I really am nice but if I wasn't also driven to succeed it wouldn't mean anything. I put in sleepless nights to gain any advantage I could get over you. I wanted to know everything about you all. What makes you Hapi, what makes you sad. Your fears in this game, what you wanted to accomplish. How can I make you want me to be a part of that? I wanted the power to do that and I got it in spades. I used it openly but you were all so comfortable with me around no one tried to stop me until it was too late. To want ownership of that game, to say I was close to you all but I also made the plans that took you all down is hard. But I would chose to play this way every time. That's the kind of game that makes me proud to play. The good and the bad, I want the responsibility of owning it all.
I've told you my story and my reasons. I've put every part of myself into this and at the end of the day, after reading all the things we've said it feels good to end it like this. I believe I would choose myself to win. That decision is up to you now. Goodnight Three Houses, remember to take a nice long Raphael when we're done.