Realistic Mafia - Game Over

[Primate]

Superfly is todays lynch.

Vote Superfly

[Primate]

Your dice is broken.

We're lynching Superfly today.

[Primate]

Haha we got rid of the annoying ones. Two birds, one stone, is that what you call it ?

qft

i rest my case
oh wait!

unvote

Clearly the scum are awesome, as they offed the 2 greatest threats to my personal enjoyment of the game.

Vote: Awesome Pants

"the scum are awesome" "offed the 2 greatest threats" (who were townies)
now i rest my case

didnt your mother ever tell you that selective quoting in order to misinterpret, is scummy?

Unvote, Vote: Dahill1

BM

You're seriously signing your posts?

Your username is right there.

[Primate]

Pretty sure scum didn't kill Sarc, fyi.

Also, not enough people voting Superfly.

[Primate]

Yep.

Are you gonna get on it or just sit about twiddling your thumbs?

[Primate]

Word of advice, don't joke when asked direct questions. Makes it look like you're feigning a sense of ease.

[Primate]

What makes you think it's blind?

[Primate]

And 'to answer the question'. Doesn't that imply that you were avoiding the question previously? Why were you doing that?

[Primate]

I thought you gave me a pretty clear answer too, which was why i wondered why you bothered to qualify the later line.

And you should really trust me regarding Superfly, though obviously it's your call whether you do or not.

[Primate]

[seol]Divestment of responsibility[/seol]

ps: but seriously, seol would have voted you for that.

[Primate]

Also your avatar is a great thing.

[Primate]

What?

[Primate]

I wonder if Primate will be this active in 'scumhunting' when we leave the random-stage.

IGMEOY

BM

Dude. Name. Right there. Next to post.

[Primate]

I wonder if Primate will be this active in 'scumhunting' when we leave the random-stage.

IGMEOY

BM

Dude. Name. Right there. Next to post.

why only bring this up now. we've shared games together before, no?

this isnt exactly a new thing for me.

BM

The only games we've been in together for any real amount of time are Consulmaker and Normal #65, and I was fairly lurkish in both.

Primate

Primate

Primate

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[Primate]

You're incapable of change then?

I wonder if Primate will be this active in 'scumhunting' when we leave the random-stage.

IGMEOY

BM

Dude. Name. Right there. Next to post.

why only bring this up now. we've shared games together before, no?

this isnt exactly a new thing for me.

BM

The only games we've been in together for any real amount of time are Consulmaker and Normal #65, and I was fairly lurkish in both.

Primate

Primate

Primate

Primate

hmm, maybe if u hadnt lurked so much, we couldve nipped this in the bud earlier.
Sadly, its too late now.

BM

[Primate]

You don't think putting your name on your posts five times speaks of insecurities then?

Primate

Primate

Primate

Primate

[Primate]

Save that for tomorrow, today we'll just lynch Superfly.

[Primate]

But the thing is, posts are automatically signed by the forum. The point of signing letters is that you know who it's from, and with forums, we have the usernames above the avatar. You just look pretentious and like you don't get it.

[Primate]

But the thing is, posts are automatically signed by the forum. The point of signing letters is that you know who it's from, and with forums, we have the usernames above the avatar. You just look pretentious and like you don't get it.

Do i criticise u for having an avatar, even when it has no purpose, and looks silly?

No i dont, because everyone is different, and theres no harm in a bit of individuality. Each to their own and all that.

BM

It aids reading comprehension, and makes it much less likely for people to mistake you with other people when reading games. That's also why the Nibbler trend annoyed me a little.

@Cyber, I was agreeing with you.

[Primate]

Also,

IGMEOY

Primate, your vague claimish actions are a little disturbing at this point, and your incessant rallying has had no supportive information yet.

In fact.

Unvote Vote: Primate

as my first vote was mostly page1 voting.

How are they disturbing?

[Primate]

Post signing argument sounds distancy and blows signal-noise ratio to hell.

Agreed, I've been trying to provide some real signal. Other then Primate, no one seems to have any input on any scum hunting discussion.

Well duh, if you guys start trying to have input you just distract the rest of players from lynching who I tell them to.

[Primate]

Post signing argument sounds distancy and blows signal-noise ratio to hell.

Agreed, I've been trying to provide some real signal. Other then Primate, no one seems to have any input on any scum hunting discussion.

Well duh, if you guys start trying to have input you just distract the rest of players from lynching who I tell them to.

And this still bugs the hell out of me. Why such blatant anti-town sentiment? And of not anti-town, down right insulting.

I'm easily the best player in the game, surely my opinion should be the one you follow over everyone elses, yes?

ps: At the minute I'm waiting for superfly to turn up, which is why I haven't responded to you with anything other than facetious comments.

[Primate]

He is the one person actually fighting Primate's "superiority". Primate is definently the best player here(except for me of course), but that doesn't mean he is the key to winning.

Hahaha Primate isn't that special at all from what I've seen.

I'm not, it's just that all you guys suck.

[Primate]

Funny Primate....where's your tag ? I don't see paragon of mafia hunters under your name. Or any tag at all. Or a title. Or any mention of you at all.

Maybe -just maybe- you aren't as good as you proclaim. I might be wrong, and if so, I'd like you to go toe-to-toe with Nabakov and tell me what you think of him.

Best Roleclaim. It's under Gaspar.

[Primate]

And I'm not commenting on anything until Superfly shows up, sorry.

[Primate]

Superfly has nothing to do with super or flies. It is the name of a character from Daikatana, the fabled game of John Romero The game itself is so bad that it is good. Full of bugs and bad quality, but hilarious because of it. It is like watching an episode of the power rangers and outright laughing at the cheap plastic suits and lame cgi effects.

That's actually why I'm voting you.

[Primate]

Primate, state your thoughts on Nabakov.

I think he honestly believes that Suyre is scummy, but isn't attacking him very convincingly.

What are you looking at there?

[Primate]

Fyi, I'm not really paying attention to this game because I tend to be extremely busy mondays to wednesdays and I haven't really had a chance to deal with the silly amount of posting that's been going on in this thread over that period. All the other stuff you're looking at is stuff that takes barely any time to actually do, so comparing it to a fairly sizable catchup is a little wrong, imho.

I have a massive history of lurking, and there are multiple games where I haven't posted in a month or more, missing entire days, so really you'll have to take my word that I'm trying to stop that.

[Primate]

Sitting down to properly read a 24 page game on what is my first proper read through will probably take three or four hours of straight reading, maybe more. You say I've been active elsewhere on the site, but my activity elsewhere on the site is just a matter of doing things that would only take a couple of minutes, and aren't things that I could be making realistic mafia posts instead of doing. If you get me.

[Primate]

Yeah, that's the main reason for those month long lurks I just mentioned, you end up putting things off for too long and ending in a horrible place. I'll likely man up and do this one a bit later today.

[Primate]

Hang on, BM says he killed Sarc night 0?

I'd like some clarification on that, because as far as I'm aware, I killed sarc night 0.

[Primate]

No, actually I think it's plausible that both of us killed sarc night 0, or I didn't and BM did, otherwise I'd be voting him. What I want is clarification on BM's movements last night, nothing more.

[Primate]

Pretty sure scum didn't kill Sarc, fyi.

Also, not enough people voting Superfly.

*bump*

This was like my third post today.

[Primate]

I'm not a vig, just a role theoretically capable of killing, like we all are.

[Primate]

Has anyone searched CB's corpse yet?

[Primate]

I'd prefer for BM to say what he was doing last night before I really go into that. Long story short is that I kind of killed Sarc unintentionally though, if I killed him.

[Primate]

I don't see a compelling reason why a scum BM would claim a kill that he didn't actually do, knowing that there's someone out there who might be able to counterclaim him. I'm pretty much certain there's something else going on here.

[Primate]

One of the 2 is very clearly lying, and I'm inclined to think BM as, well, why shank someone when you have a 12-gage?

Considering I actually have the information, and

I

don't think this, are you getting some extra information from somewhere or just pulling this out of your ass?

[Primate]

So you're pulling it out of your ass.

[Primate]

To clarify what I want from BM, I want his full movements last night and everything that happened to him.

[Primate]

I can prove what Primate has to say, and i second that BM needs to go first.

Yeah, when I specifically said that I would come out with this type of thing, this was what I was asking you not to do.

[Primate]

I'm starting to think BM is avoiding this game....

Yea... I can't help but notice him posting elsewhere. Why is he lurking?

yeah he definitely is active in other games
i say by using our ???? actions, we set up a trap like Home Alone, so when he posts he slips on marbles, gets tarred+feathered, etc.

[Primate]

I'm starting to think BM is avoiding this game....

Yea... I can't help but notice him posting elsewhere. Why is he lurking?

yeah he definitely is active in other games
i say by using our ???? actions, we set up a trap like Home Alone, so when he posts he slips on marbles, gets tarred+feathered, etc.

it was a joke, and you would probably get it if you owned Home Alone on VHS as a child

Oh, I'm fully aware of Home Alone.

[Primate]

actually, thinking about it, me dying isnt so bad, seeing as im basically vanilla now without my hoarde of guns. Thanks alot guys. -.-
and with retrospect, i'll only request replacement if i dont get lynched today. Would be kinda cruel to allow someone to join only to die immediately...

BM

Mind doing one more thing before you give up? Answer Primate's request about details last night?

yeh sure. I dont think i can quote my flavour, but it just said that i went to Sarc's house, but he wasnt in. Then i searched for him, found him outside and killed him. Then when i went home, i noticed that someone had broken in, but they were now gone.

Thats it.

BM

Ok, this is what happened last night. Last night I turned my house into a home alone style death trap, then sarc entered my house and talked to someone, then he died, either by my traps or by someone killing him. So sarc was killed inside my house, and I'm fairly sure this would not be classified as 'outside'. Then Panzerjager arrived at my house and said wassup, so he should be able to mostly confirm this happened the way I said it did, not all of it, but mostly.

Also, me and Panzerjager dragged his body out and dumped it into the street after sarc was killed, that's why it wasn't in found in my house in the morning scene.

[Primate]

fyi, I think it's absolutely retarded for any scum to falseclaim vig. I mean seriously, the real vig would just shoot them in the night by way of counterclaim and they'd feel like a right idiot. BM's not smart, but he's not quite that stupid.

[Primate]

Last night I turned my house into a home alone style death trap

is this a joke?

Nope, it was my #4 choice, I figured the chance to write a funny nightscene would make kscope more likely to kill anyone who came to my house that night. I was actually going for a kill result.

@Nabakov: It was implied in the results pm that Sarc got through most of my traps, so presumably there were few left by the time panzer arrived. I have no idea what kind of traps I set, and it never specifically said that sarc got caught in one of my traps, it just said, effectively, that I heard one of some of my traps go off and by the time i got downstairs sarc was dead. Long story short, I heard talking in my house, then I heard the door being broken down. Panzer was the person who broke down my door, so presumably someone was talking to Sarc before panzer elbowed the door in, and that was what I thought BM might have been doing. Turns out apparently he wasn't. So either sarc was talking to himself or, and I think this is the more plausible answer assuming the lack of a third person, he was on a mobile.

PS: I think anyone voting for BM is an idiot because I don't think him scum at all.

[Primate]

I'm starting to think BM is avoiding this game....

Yea... I can't help but notice him posting elsewhere. Why is he lurking?

yeah he definitely is active in other games
i say by using our ???? actions, we set up a trap like Home Alone, so when he posts he slips on marbles, gets tarred+feathered, etc.

Dahill suggested this here. Wouldnt it be a tad coincidental if Primate had done THE EXACT SAME THING, and Dahill had come out with it like that??

I dont understand this play by Primate atall. I cant tell whether he's kidding about the whole NK thing. If not, why would he make it up as scum, in the knowledge that nobody on earth, except Armlx, is going to buy it?

I'm quite confused.

BM

I think it's really coincidental as well, which is why I used that emoticon. I actually suspected he was hinting something to you.

You can ask Panzerjager if you want, though, he got electrocuted by my doorbell, then when he barged his way through my front door in anger, he was hit in the face with a frying pan on a rope.

[Primate]

Last night I turned my house into a home alone style death trap

is this a joke?

Nope, it was my #4 choice, I figured the chance to write a funny nightscene would make kscope more likely to kill anyone who came to my house that night. I was actually going for a kill result.

@Nabakov: It was implied in the results pm that Sarc got through most of my traps, so presumably there were few left by the time panzer arrived. I have no idea what kind of traps I set, and it never specifically said that sarc got caught in one of my traps, it just said, effectively, that I heard one of some of my traps go off and by the time i got downstairs sarc was dead. Long story short, I heard talking in my house, then I heard the door being broken down. Panzer was the person who broke down my door, so presumably someone was talking to Sarc before panzer elbowed the door in, and that was what I thought BM might have been doing. Turns out apparently he wasn't. So either sarc was talking to himself or, and I think this is the more plausible answer assuming the lack of a third person, he was on a mobile.

PS: I think anyone voting for BM is an idiot because I don't think him scum at all.

Who would go to YOUR house in order to talk to Sarc?

Oh and ftr, Armlx always does stuff like this. Its a null-tell meta-wise.

Also, you 'heard talking in your house'? How would someone have got in without you noticing, unless YOU HAD LEFT.

BM

I set up my traps and went to bed, I was upstairs, I heard talking, then I heard the door break in.

I assume that if someone was killing sarc, they'd be in the same place sarc was. If there was, say, a serial killer, or say, a vig, it'd be a really fucking stupid role if you could only kill them on the nights they stayed in their own houses as opposed to following them to where they actually were.

[Primate]

I don't think it really involves my choice, so feel free to go to my house and run up stairs until you tread on a nail.

PS: completely unrelated, I sent in a daychoice to go through cyberbobs pockets and show anything I found to the town, but apparently he's not technically dead until the end of day scene, so it doesn't count.

So while Sarc was fighting his way successfully through traps, he was also talking on his mobile, or possibly, as you first said, talking to another mysterious person who was also in the house?
Also, if the doorbell was rigged, how the fuck did Sarc and this other guy get in?

Did you actually see Sarc die as a result of the traps, or is it possible that he escaped alive?

I didn't hear either of them ring the doorbell, last night Panzer just told me that he did. The only things I heard were people talking, then a horrible scream, then someone breaking down my front door. When I got downstairs, I saw Sarc dead on my floor, then I saw Panzer (who from the talk I had last night with him and various other things I believe to be innocent, and not the person who actually killed Sarc so don't start that). He either died in my house or he was killed somewhere else and dumped there.

Given how massively detailed my results PM is and how unresponsive BM is being regarding his, I would love to hear what actually happened to him last night.

[Primate]

Did you send in detailed traps or just say "rig my house with traps" ?

I submitted my nightchoice via Aim, so I can't give you my exact wording, but I'm 90% sure it was 'turn my house into a home alone style deathtrap'.

How would his scream be explained if he was killed elsewhere and dumped.

The person screaming was the dumper who got hit with a trap just before he left. Based on the time Panzer came in the door and saw the body, the timing is a little screwy if this is true, though, so maybe not.

EBWOP: I meant what Panzer told you that convinced you he was town.

We just had a longish conversation and I read him as town during it, there was nothing specific.

[Primate]

My tonsils, my friend, are blowing in the wind.

My tonsils are blowing in the wind.