STEVEN UNIVERSE MAFIA - GAME OVER

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Ego to make this thread easier for me to catch up on.

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I'm really apathetic right now but will catch up later and will also quote this in hydra when doing so.

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There's like four days to go, I'm way behind, I have no real scumread to push, and Titus and I are doing a shit job of talking to each other.

Fuck fuck fuck.

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okay I'm on page 49 we need to defuse this Beer wagon now

scum don't vomit content like this when they're about to be lynched

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oh fuck he's at L-1

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I'm not posting from TW for one time only, mod I love you.

If Beer was scum he would actively target one suspect and keep pushing that in hope of overturning a lynch. This is coming from a major, major Beer detractor all day. That thing in the hood with vezok was NEVER explained adequately and I was taking that as a sign of Beer-scum and teammates trying to suppress it but now I genuinely think it's something else. Beer's ika push also makes legitimate sense. I haven't read on Cheetory since I am drowning in apathy lately but we have a pile of doublevoters and we can create a RB wagon if we really want.

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strongest to weakest

TOWN
vezok, Maxwell, Trench, Grapes, Farside, Sonic, Tunnel, Skybird, Replace In, Mastin, CooLDoG, Fluminator, Bins, Marquis

SCUM
Cheetory, Raging Bull, NicCage, Ricastle, RR

Bullshit. You claim I am your strongest town read and nothing can make you think I'm scum, yet we have a fucking private chat in which you didn't post absolutely anything of value.

This is either vezok confbiasing or being scum given that this. doesn't. make. sense. If Beer felt vezok was blowing shit up about them for no reason as town then they would naturally avoid him - this is a null point.

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This idea of a Raging Bull wagon gets dimmer by the second.

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I'd tell you that I don't support the death of players due to "we need a lynch", but I'm going to bed and I know someone will hammer him, so I won't bother.

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Mastin, help me, I can't read this fucking game. I just can't do it.

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Vezok, are you scumreading us because I called you out on your bullshit yesterday? It's beginning to seem like it.

I have no idea why the fuck Titus wants to ally with you.

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But why are we wasting time with him? He completely fucking ignored me yesterday repeatedly and has shown literally no signs of attempting to change this.

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I'm V/LA for a week sitewide - on holidays, and I won't have access. Titus is more involved in the game than I am right now, so she can handle stuff.

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I'm here.

I'm pretty strong on mastin-town right now.

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I haven't been playing this game at all since a while back because of basic apathy, plus I had adopted a policy that while this isn't the strongest town ever, it has a reasonably high amount of good players, and there was one other game which sorely lacked that. That's done now.

I am basically planning to hijack Trench Warfare because I don't agree with what we're doing as a hydra. Titus is fantastic, but we are literally the worst hydra ever, since I haven't pulled my weight in ages and that's not a good thing.

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(I'd love to lynch Fuzzy)

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I'm actually kinda townreading Maxwell? And Fuzzy is the closest thing to confscum there is.

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I'd love to call him town for the readslist but Beer already got my card there and it's entirely possible you did it just to tap into the goodwill that almost generated.

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Maxwell's stance on Fuzzy is classic scum-scum.

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Well, I said I'd prefer to lynch Fuzzy, rather than you. But you're probably scum too.

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I am impressed with your scumplay though - all game long you've basically wandered under my radar while I've been gut-townreading you.

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Maxwell's stance on Fuzzy is classic scum-scum.

Exactly.
(I'd say including vezok too, but I'm not gonna push that since it'll get me shouted at.)

YES
VEZOK HAS BEEN MY PET SCUMREAD THIS ENTIRE GAME

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There's nothing like a nice Large where scum are running to the gallows.

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Personally, I feel it's slow because certain people aren't sure whether to lynch Fuzzy or Max. They're BOTH scum, my dears.

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Can we just consolidate for today though? It'll happen eventually.

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Just vote one of them. Please. This game is dying.

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Bizarrely, Maxwell and Fuzzy aren't crossvoting each other, which lends itself to scum-scum who just suck.

God this game is so fucking easy.

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He has been right so far though.

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Look, Fuzzy's scum. Mastin isn't. This game is simple.

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Are we voting Fuzzy? I presume we are.

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I meant scum who didn't do anything last night,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that's assuming NC was targeted by a town vig and not by scum.

See, this is why you're scum. This is blatantly fake since there is no world in which anyone could possibly consider Nic being vigged. That you're saying it is just an attempt to fake not knowing what's going on behind the scenes.

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Also, it's tinfoil hat.

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I doubt that's a lynch. Even if it is, we never fucking quicklynch, so why yell at us?

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And he's scum! Even you agree with this.

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Well, he is, so roll with it, hmm?

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mafia mum will you pleaseee explain your scumread on us

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What would you say if I told you that we were mod confirmed to be Steven Universe?

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But, seriously, you're missing something pretty obvious which explains how we know what we know. Take another look.

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Attempting to impersonate the mod is against the rules.
Do not do this again or your slot will be modkilled and alignment made into a neutral survivor.
Also, please stay in your hydra.

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I find it rather bizarre that RR thinks that it's improbable that I made contact with Titus irl when it's easier and quicker to do than going on the forums.

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But who cares, we're Steven Universe.

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I'm sorry, I'm sure everyone was convinced by the post where I declared myself to be conftown with a rolename another player had already been declared conftown with.

I would imagine you're not invited to many parties.

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I think it's fairly obvious that Titus is playing this game in our hydra far more than I am, so it does make sense.

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tso is it a 4 or 5 man team?

Well, I was told that town would be the majority, but I think the majority's a little higher than 5.

I'm sorry, I'm sure everyone was convinced by the post where I declared myself to be conftown with a rolename another player had already been declared conftown with.

I would imagine you're not invited to many parties.

It's irrelevant whether anyone was convinced by your post that you used to set up a snide post.

Why would Varsoon need to deal with it if nobody believed it?

You obviously can't play by the rules.

I confess, I have always been a notorious rulebreaker.

You don't post in hydra like you're supposed to.

I just keep slipping by accident.

You impersonated the mod.

It was the worst attempt at impersonation ever. I mistakenly assumed that you had a sense of humour. I apologise for the oversight.

You are now throwing insults at me because I expect you to act like an adult and play by the rules instead of blatantly violate them just to be a snide asshole.

Doesn't it seem a little hypocritical to complain about being insulted and call someone a snide asshole in the same breath?

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I keep forgetting who you are. When did you start playing again?

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See, farside's able to stay above it all. It's a trait some of you would do well to learn.

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It was!

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(It probably wasn't.)

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well played Xtoxm

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I don't even know why we're not releasing the scum PT, it's not me doing it, and it's kinda shit for everyone else.

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I don't even know why we're not releasing the scum PT, it's not me doing it, and it's kinda shit for everyone else.

Had to do w Ika's replace out.

Jesus TSO I just rolled scum with you twice now and you know I don't care normally.

That wasn't a dig at you, I generally disagree with the policy of not releasing. I just think that the stuff you want removed should be removed, and then let people see it. This applies to all members of the scumteam.

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Actually, reading through previous PT's - a lot of the time I tend to make statements which you feel are insulting towards you, but which are not actually meant like that. I hope when I clarify them afterwards, that there's no lingering resentment or anything, since my insults tend to be quite blunt.

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(Looney Tunes)

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but seriously Inorganic Chemistry was the worst fucking Constantine performance ever

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t exercises my mind in a different way, and given that I've been confined to a wheelchair with a T1 level spinal injury since I was 11 ... exercising my mind is the best way I have to burn calories (apart from my daily shadow boxing aerobics to keep the heart healthy and the weight off).

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