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I'm desperate for this lynch, and I'll prostitute myself for it.

That won't be necessary.

Vote: Windblown

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amathystkitty <- town
desperado <- town
generic <- town
tso <- mafia
majiffy <- town
slandaar <- town
windblown <- town
marquis <- town
grimgroove <- mafia
garmr <- town
bigterp <- mafia
pieguyn <- town
telo <- town

vote: TSO

Why do you think there are 3 mafia?

Why TSO over grim/big?

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Desp is down to business already.

Yeah. Are you gonna wait again like in Fruit Basket? I'd rather you didn't.

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We got the fuckers in FB, Despy. Our methods work.

I feel like we all fell ass backwards into that win. Certainly felt that way to me.

Let's try to be a little more proactive this time around.

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Why is it clear?

And if Mara really did fear your ability to read her, do you think scum-her would let you know it?

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Hey Mara...whatever you're seeing, it isn't really there. I'm town.

@ Slandaar: I just got done with a mini with a 2 man scum team + third party lover team. Why are you going out of your way to answer it for him? I think Pie would be more than capable of saying "I thought everyone knew 13p minis are usually 10:3" and that'd be that.

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Hey Mara...whatever you're seeing, it isn't really there. I'm town.

@ Slandaar: I just got done with a mini with a 2 man scum team + third party lover team. Why are you going out of your way to answer it for him? I think Pie would be more than capable of saying "I thought everyone knew 13p minis are usually 10:3" and that'd be that.

Prove it.

Generic, I didn't have you as town until you responded to me. It wasn't exactly the response I wanted, but it's still a town-response though I do wish you would play around a little :/

I certainly could if you'd like me too, but that really shouldn't be necessary.

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@ Grim: it generally comes and goes, but in a 72 hour deadline I thought it would be important to get to business ASAP.

@ Windblown: I'm struggling with this part...so Mara accuses you as scum and says you have no content. You knew this accusation was true. But rather than just combat it that way, you highlighted others who also haven't contributed any content. The "What about them?!?!" tell hasn't been very accurate with me, but what that exchange does show is that you are concerned with your own image above all else, and would grasp at anything that might help weaken the argument presented against you, even if your defense itself is weak.

That's

scummy.

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TSO/Generic/Slandaar is The Town Block. We don't touch those people until the gamestate forces us to.

I don't want Windblown dead anymore.

Unvote

Garmr can be town for #58 - don't think scum would do something useless like that as a joke. Cheekiness is closest to towniness.

Grim can be town for backing me up on the pie/3 scum thing. Not seeing any scum benefit to that beyond buddying me, which I'm willing to overlook.

One of Garmr/Telo is probably scum for their reactions to the 3-way meta party. Telo asked them for any insight into each other's play (scum scheming out the town landscape?) while Garmr complained about the effect it would have on everyone else's ability to read them (scum afraid they might get left out?).

I generally like where Mara's head has been at so far. They can be town. Especially for 114--reaction to Generic not knowing it was her is awesome, and I like that she's hunting town and scum alike.

BigTerp can be scum for 116--with 72 hours to the deadline, he's complaining about town limiting options? Fuck that.

Majiffy was unreadable until 160. He was sufficiently annoyed for me to leave him alone for a while.

I like that pie guy. He seems cool and genuinely earnest.

Hate BigTerp's 162. He complains about town limiting options, but then waltzes in a day later and starts slinging mud on the lead wagon? He also has no reads, so why the fuck was he complaining earlier?

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Vote: BigTerp

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Short form town-scum:

TSO
Generic
Slandaar

Pieguy
Grimgroove

Amethyst Kitty
Windblown

Majiffy
Marquis

Garmr
Telo
BigTerp

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@ Majiffy:

I said it made me want to leave you alone. Would it make you feel better if I moved you up to pure null and changed the 4th tier to "LURKFUCK?"

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Are you really trying to argue nullscum vs pure null with me right now? You're one of the 5 people I would lynch today if it came down to it.

If you want to stay at the bottom of that kill list I suggest you start fucking doing something and stop bothering me with this petty bullshit.

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I'm not going to get a read on Majiffy by arguing with him, especially not about this shit.

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I'd really rather we do Terp then Generic.

PEdit: There's cognitive dissonance. I'd rather lynch you than Wind or Mara today, but I'd prefer we lynch someone else entirely. I have no read on you either way, whereas Wind and Mara have something that looks town on their resume whereas you don't.

And I reckon the fact that you're choosing to waste your time on me when your time would be much better spent elsewhere, with less than a day to the deadline, means you're scum.

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Vote: BigTerp

Slandaar, my Majiffy read is as follows: nothingnothingnothingnothingnothingnothing--Post 160 "He seems annoyed and unsure of himself, I'm gonna let him get some shit done"

I put him as my 5th scum read, right below everyone I actually had a reason to call town. He took exception and got hung up on petty BS rather than actually fucking do something with less than a day to the deadline. With that said, the fact that he did this means he isn't really reading the thread, which seems like something scum-Majiffy would do. Guess he gets to stay null!

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VOTE: Terp

Marquis, I am a gladiator, and I challenged Terp to a battle.

I had wanted to save this for later, when I had a strong enough scum-read that both Mala and I agree'd on, though everyone here is to indecisive, and this felt like the only way we would have gotten a lynch go through

You probably jumped the gun but at least you picked a good dance partner.

Not surprised Telo voting incorrectly either.

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pinks? you cant fuckin back down from pinks. more important than your ride being on the line, its respect thats on the line here. the only way this ends is with one of you owing the other a ten second car, your pride, and your respect. so get that nos flowin kids

I'm assuming this "pink" stuff is a reference to the movie and Amethyst's flavor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Fast_2_Furious

Check the Suki-character, that's probably AK. Don't see how that could not be town-aligned.

That leaves BigTerp as the only option that's left.

VOTE: BigTerp

Nice vote but it took way too many shitty assumptions to get there. Why is AK probably Suki, and why do you go even further and speculate that she must be town because her flavor (that you just made up) couldn't be scum-aligned?

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There is absolutely nothing about AK's claim that makes them any townier/worth keeping over BigTerp. Scum Gladiator is not an outrageous role at all.

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I hope someone will. I'll shut up for a while, you can consider that wall a collection of the twenty posts I would have made if it hadn't been for the energy invested in the wall.

And I'm an entertaining writer. It will be fun!

I read the whole thing and my head hurts from all of the furious nodding I did.

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Are you a professional landscaper? Your hedges are great.

Pithy. "Seems like something scum-Jiffy would do" =/= "Jiffy is town."

That wasn't a hedge, it was a statement of my opinion, which right now is unsure. You are going to feel so stupid for having wasted all your time on me.

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Vote: Majiffy

Is that what you meant by sheep?

Town-Majiffy would never make that vote

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Unless you're just admitting that you aren't reading the thread/actually give a shit about your scumread?

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Vote: Majiffy

Is that what you meant by sheep?

Town-Majiffy would never make that vote

why wouldn't he?

I've seen him make some incredibly retarded as fuck votes as town.

Majiffyscum knows I'm a threat so he's trying to mislynch me.

It's like the exact opposite of your reaction.

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in-genuine lol

TSO and I are definitely on the same team but we aren't scum. You aren't even pretending to try right now. Please die.

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Literally none of that is true.

I didn't heavily imply you were town.

I didn't list you as scum, I listed you as null-scum. YOu were upset that you were't pure null, remember?

zzzzz

You have a day to ISO me and stop fucking pussyfooting around with this bullshit or I'm not unvoting you.

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Actually, I was saying that you

weren't

doing things scum-Majiffy would do--namely, reading the thread.

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And I meant it when I said it made me want to leave you alone. AKA you are null and I will have my eye on you. AKA fucking do something before the deadline rather than lurkaderp.

Then you tunnelled me until Mara pink-slip'd and you voted her.

Then you came out at daystart and are STILL pushing my lynch. Have you read my ISO? If you were town, I would expect you with a legit scumread on me to have read my ISO and actually figured out your plan of attack, but you clearly haven't,

which makes you scum

. You think you caught me in some epic smoking gun when you simply haven't and you are going to look stupid if you continue down this path--if you were town you would have realized that a while ago and backed off.

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It's true though. Like, 100%, unequivocally, if you actually gave a shit about your read and had reread me you would not be voting me. Period end of story.

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Yup you're scum.

<------Not unvoting today.

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Desp is pretty town though.

deer windblow,

u r dummy

sinseerly
muh jiff

[Desp] probably won't ever get my vote so we need to have him dropped

Yeah, dropped by way of majority lynch, sure!

you're 100% right on Desperado.

If everyone's townreading Desperado, why isn't he dead?

Because they didn't broadcast their townread on me until you started fucking derping around like an idiot.

Too bad it's too late for you to back off now. You made your bed, now lie in it scum.

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VOTOCOUNT DAY 2 NUMBER 3

grimgroove (3) - garmr kitty pieguy

majiffy (2) - desperado tso

telo (2) - windblown generic
pie (1) - marquis
desperado (1) - majiffy
generic (1) - telo

not voting - grimgroove
there are 11 players alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

deadline is in (expired on 2013-10-27 12:00:00)

You all should be ashamed of yourselves for ignoring this sexy town + town on scum wagon.

Fix that.

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How about Marquis, Jiffy, Teo, and Grim drop their vanity wagons/apathy and pick a major wagon?

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Says the guy voting Majiffy for calling out an

all-but-confirmed scumbutt.

ahaha
hhahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

This is your last chance, dude. If you are town,

drop this right now. If you continue to push this read, I guarantee you will have never felt stupider in your mafia career

.

You can still stop that from happening.

If you are scum who thinks he's dug himself too far in and can't see the forest for the trees, then by all means: continue being useless on a wagon that no one who's paying even a slight bit of attention will ever join.

Then kill me tonight.

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How about Marquis, Jiffy, Teo, and Grim drop their vanity wagons/apathy and pick a major wagon?

Major wagon?
No one is more than l-3
what major wagon are you suggesting?

There is one day left. Three people have multiple votes on them, and four people are sitting on their 1-vote wagon or not voting. You and Grim and Marquis and Jiffy should do something about it.

@ Jiffy: it really, really should though. Thanks for admitting that you aren't on my team.

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@GG how could you even rate TSO as town. ISO tso can you find a post more than one line how are you supposed to read one liners. Tso does space out that one line of words using enter. Here's an example of tso posting style.

Add random tso thought here.

Needless comment here and done you are now tso.

TSO is obvtown. You'll see it eventually.

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I don't support a Grimgroove lynch by the way. The people on it make me want to retch. Mara and Garmr? no.

Let's do Telo then

Unvote
Vote: Telo

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Majiffy obviously isn't happening. I could go for Marquis. Your call.

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Vote: Majiffy

Why are you so desperate to mislynch me? I honestly can't believe I'm still alive right now.

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Soooo I had no idea that Telo was at L-1.

Discuss.

dat guilty conscience

I don't think anyone was going to be upset that you hammered him. That doesn't seem like something town-Majiffy would feel the need to defend himself from, let alone pre-emptively.

And then trying to pass the buck to TSO for not announcing L-1??? Telo went from L-2 to lynched in less than a page.

I'm done with compromise, scumJiffy dies today.

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Vote: Majiffy

Why are you so desperate to mislynch me? I honestly can't believe I'm still alive right now.

Yes, seeing that absolutely no one was interested in lynching you, I decided to keep you around to tunnel all game. That's a totally awesome scum plan that won't backfire at all considering all the heat I'm getting for pushing you.

When the alternative is that you're playing this poorly as town, yes.

dat guilty conscience

Well, we

did

quicklynch a PR. Are you saying you

don't

feel guilty?[/quote]

Town Ascetic hardly qualifies as a PR. And we were what, 8 hours to the deadline? Were you going to unvote if he claimed straight Town Ascetic?

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I read the whole thread?

Can't say I have much to show for it, except for Desp being an obvscum little butthead though.

God you are so fucking scummy

Please fakeclaim so we can get on with this.

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While we wait, what are your reads on AK and pieguyn?

Liking AK for town. Pieguy's played a reactionary game that comes from scum more often than town in my experience.

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He's contributed more than you could possibly know, and he

is

right.

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Bold is typically used for emphasis.

And TSO has layers, man. Just because you can't see his contributions doesn't mean they aren't there.

Now stop bothering with this shitty AK counterwagon and hammer Majiffy.

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I am so fucking angry that that post got made before we got this lynch.

Garmr you BETTER be scum.

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Because if you are town and fucking wrote all of that shit up and still came to that fucking conclusion....there are just no words.

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oh my god

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am I better than Garmr because I could have made the post but didn't

When could you have made it?

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I feel like everyone I could be rational with bar Desp and maybe Mara has been killed on purpose and we're just isolated in a sea of bad

Wind idk what to think about you right now so I semi-include you

We probably should have been less aggressive in realizing how obvtown they were. Should have played dumb. 20/20.

Grim is pretty towny and rational. There's a reason the four of us can't get Majiffy lynched.

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In this instance yes--you laid everything out in front of youself, saw Door #1 to Shutthefuckupifyouaretownville and then veered left and jumped out the window into the scum pile.

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If you are town then please just pretend TSO and I are hardbussing Majiffy and hammer him.

Please

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Yes, he claimed Ja Rule (???), Commuter.

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Kanye, can I perma-prein for any games you run with short deadlines?

TIA