Move Count 20!
GMan - 0 (Gobots, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan)
sottyrulez - 0 (Scott Brosius, Scott Brosius, AurorusVox, AurorusVox, AurorusVox, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Debonair Danny DiPietro)
Kise - 0 (Gobots, sottyrulez, sottyrulez, sottyrulez, Erratus Apathos, Erratus Apathos, Kise, Kise, Kise, Kise)
Kublai Khan - 0 (Debonair Danny DiPietro, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Debonair Danny DiPietro,Debonair Danny DiPietro, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Debonair Danny DiPietro, Debonair Danny DiPietro)
Debonair Danny DiPietro - 7 (Scott Brosius, sottyrulez, sottyrulez)
Moves per day w/supporters (only including those who have more than 2):
Debonair Danny DiPietro - 10 (SnakePlissken, VP Baltar, Primate, Gobots)
Kublai Khan - 10 (Baby Spice, Lowell, Thor665, AurorusVox)
sottyrulez - 10 (vezokpiraka, jasonT1981, chesskid3, Furcolow)
Kise - 6 (Nero Cain, Hoppster)
Eliminated (22) - Vezokpiraka, chesskid3, Nero Cain, Thor665, Internet Stranger, VP Baltar, Lowell, Furcolow, jasonT1981, SnakePlissken, jediknight, Primate, Bella, Trendall, VasudeVa, Gobots, Baby Spice, Hoppster, bristep123, Scott Brosius, AurorusVox, Erratus Apathos
JR: Kublai Khan laying the smackdown on GMan here! GMan has just about wriggled out of that bow and arrow, but now Kublai plants a knee in his gut and whips him to the ropes...taking him smoothly down with another armdrag!
King: Double K putting on a wrestling clinic here! GMan clings onto the ropes to help himself back to his feet...THE DROPKICK FROM KHAN SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP!
JR: Down to the final four now! This Rumble is nearing its climax as Triple D plants Sottyrulez' head into the mat with a double arm DDT!
Furc: I swear I am going to go nuts if Debonair Danny DeVito wins that belt.
King: Not too different from now, then.
JR: A groggy Sottyrulez tries to rise from the canvas...SHINING WIZARD! Did you hear that crack?
King: Triple D looking very strong right now! He stomps Sotty a couple of times, then drags him...uh...her...JR?
JR: I have no clue, King. Triple D with the whip...but somehow Sotty reverses...WHAT A LARIAT! TRIPLE D SNAPS SOTTY'S NECK BACK WITH A HUGE LARIAT!
King: Sotty is flat out on the canvas as Danny bounces off the ropes...huge leg drop, Hogan style! Triple D going old school!
JR: This is going to be it for Sottyrulez! DiPietro lifts them up and wastes no time in tossing them over the top rope...NO! Sottyrulez clings on! Holding on for dear life, Sotty uses that top rope to clamber back up onto the apron...
King:...YAKUZA KICK! YAKUZA KICK! The Yakuza kick right in the face knocks Sotty off the apron to the outside!
JR: Only three remain and it's Kise who has Kublai Khan down on the mat as he goes to the top rope...450 SPLASH...BUT KUBLAI GETS OUT OF THE WAY! Kise plants himself into the canvas instead!
King: This is Triple D's chance! Both Double K and Kise are down, and Danny drags the limp body of Kise up and takes him by the head to toss him over the ropes...only for Kise to shake free and drop him with the Edge-o-matic!
JR: Where is Kise finding this energy from? He does not look at all stable as he glances down at Triple D...then up at the top rope...not again, Kise! He hasn't learnt from last time!
King: Kise going to the top rope a second time! He somehow manages to scale the turnbuckle despite his shaky legs...now he turns and looks at Danny...
JR: Wait! Double K is moving! He can see Kise trying to balance on the top rope...KHAN FLINGS HIS BODY AT THE ROPES...KISE WOBBLES...HE FALLS! KISE FALLS! KISE IS OUT!
King: It's going to be DiPietro or Khan! Kise crashes out and it looks like he landed awkwardly!
Furc: I knew this was going to happen.
Snake: If you hadn't got yourself tossed out then maybe you'd have been able to stop Triple D.
Furc: Yeah, like you were any good, Plissken.
JR: Kublai Khan and Debonair Danny DiPietro both stagger to their feet...right hand from Khan...right hand from DiPietro...they trade blows, both exhausted after this epic contest...but Khan gets the upper hand!
King: Khan driving DiPietro back onto the ropes...then he whips but Triple D reverses...gets Khan up for a spinebuster...but he turns it into a knee breaker instead!
JR: What on earth is Triple D doing...he's going for Khan's legs...he applies the Indian Deathlock! Khan locked into the Indian Deathlock, but there are no submissions here!
King: It doesn't matter if Khan taps out! DiPietro can't win by submission!
JR: No, but he can cripple Double K! Danny ferociously applying the deathlock as Khan yells in pain and tries to fight him off as Danny refuses to let go! Textbook application of this deadly submission hold!
King: Kublai's trying to reach for the ropes to get some leverage...but now Danny releases it and suddenly drags him up, with Khan struggling to stand...he hoists him into the air for a suplex...stalling...somehow still stalling...and then crashes Khan into the mat!
JR: Serious hangtime there from DiPietro, and he's not letting go! He rolls the hips to get back to his feet...Khan swings for him but he ducks under...GERMAN SUPLEX!
King: Triple D's keeping the arms locked around Kublai's waist! He drags himself and Kublai up...locks his arms around Khan's...DRAGON SUPLEX! Incredible suplex combos from Triple D, and still he hangs on to Kublai!
JR: Khan's body almost dead weight now as Danny again hauls them up...AND THIS TIME SENDS HIM FLYING ACROSS THE RING WITH THE RELEASE TIGER SUPLEX!
King: This is DiPietro's for the taking! I don't know if Kublai can fight back! The fans are going wild as DiPietro seizes Double K by the scruff of the neck and hauls him up...he plants a boot into Kublai's gut...he's setting him up for the powerbomb!
JR: Danny flips Double K up onto his shoulders...Khan desperately tries to fight back with a couple of right hands...HE LIFTS HIM HIGHER IN THE AIR! IT'S GOING TO BE THE LAST RIDE...TRIPLE D TAKES A STEP TOWARDS THE ROPES...LAST RIDE! LAST RIDE TO THE OUTSIDE! IT'S ALL OVER! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
Howard Finkel: Here is your winner and NEW World Wrestling Federation Champion...DEBONAIR...DANNY...DIPIETROOOOO!
JR: By God, he did it! Triple D outlasted the lot of them to become the new champion!
King: I don't believe it, JR! What a Last Ride! What destruction DiPietro has left behind him!
JR: Howard presents Danny with his hard-won prize! DiPietro has climbed the mountain and realised his dream of becoming the WWF Champion! Will he now go all the way to the main event at Wrestlemania?
King: And who will meet him there? I can't wait to find out!
JR: All will become clearer when we roll into Dallas tomorrow for Monday Night Raw! Good night from San Antonio, folks!
GMan, sottyrulez, Kise and Kublai Khan have been eliminated! Debonair Danny DiPietro is the WWF Champion! Stand by for Monday Night Raw.