Teleportation Mafia Universe ONE (MAFIA A WINS!)

[Albert B. Rampage]

Oh my god I'm going to be prosecuted by the feminist group.

[Albert B. Rampage]

BOXXY!!!

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm just going to vote for whoever the women in this game think is scum, for now.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I will consider evilsnail woman because of similarities with elvisknits.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Oh damn, elvis knits is in this game too...I didn't think she would read this.

Forgive lame attempt at humor, and ok farside, gonna come up with something good, soon.

[Albert B. Rampage]

219 doesn't make any sense.

[Albert B. Rampage]

211 makes perfect sense.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Oh...I get it. Mykonian, DGB is saying that giving a list of scumtells is useless, not that scumhunting is useless.

DGB should be clearer in the future and less distracting with vague platitudes.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Provide a context and the world's attention will be yours to keep DGB.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Ojanen!!!

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm happy that you're here....can you tell me who is scummy?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Why are you off balance?

Vote evilsnail

[Albert B. Rampage]

Well I haven't read the previous 8 pages before the last one yet. I'm placing a vote based on page 9 and starting my read through...soon.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Hey plum!

[Albert B. Rampage]

@Albert: you throw me off balance cause, I dunno, you're consistently nice to me? I can't use my self-demeaning wonderful shield from the world.

I try to be nice lol

'Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.' -Malcolm X[/i]

[Albert B. Rampage]

Right now I'm not loving elvis knits, could switch a vote to her if I bothered

[Albert B. Rampage]

O.K.

Unvote vote elvis knits

[Albert B. Rampage]

@Albert: In another game I have been accused of trying to imitate you and failing at it horribly. This accusation has raised such ire in me that I have no choice but to hate you bitterly and shout vulgarities at my screen every time I see your name. Do not be alarmed if you receive threatening messages in your inbox. Thanks for understanding.

Link please lol

[Albert B. Rampage]

I think we should cut the fat and thin down the numbers before using the teleportation. Sending all the suspicious players to one universe could be a feasible idea later on in the game when we have claimed power roles.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I am shocked by the vote...not. You and Adel are really the same.

[Albert B. Rampage]

This thread has bad voodoo curse in it. Says 426 posts but I only read 425...or it says there are no posts at all to this topic.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Same old yarn ball as always.

I am not particularly difficult to convince people to vote for, contrary to what DGB is implying. And I'm a great scumpartner. I think the last two times ended in a perfect scum win. As town I generally get into the game very slowly...and it becomes more apparent as the days pass whether I'm mafia or not.

Elvis knits is basically looking for any kind of reason to OMGUS right now, so that's who I would vote if I were you guys.

And if you're sitll voting for me...SO WHAT! I'm still a rock star! Nananananana-naaa

[Albert B. Rampage]

Farside can, she has the most recent experience with me. Ojanen can attest to the same. CSL should be able to as well.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Listen to farside. Disregard anything DGB says. Vote E_K. When farside backs out because of her usual paranoia, keep voting. That's a recipe for success right there.

[Albert B. Rampage]

E_K WHY ARE YOU SO SCUMMY? YOU ARE GIVING YOURSELF AWAY.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Well that's just too bad, isn't it? Ain't so fun getting caught when you're scum huh?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Look, let's level here. The same kind of bullshit I'm posting you now is what DGB does, but all game long. Just crap, basically. Do you like it when it's done to you? So why do you join DGB in bullying other people?

DGB plays much the same way as zwet. The two worry more about players not getting a read on them than they do about actually finding scum. Makes them feel confident or someshit. It's easy to get sucked into playing the same way, because hell, if they aren't putting any effort, why should I? That's why I don't play with zwet.

Unvote

I'll give you a chance here, just don't fucking make me regret it.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Elvis IS scummy. But I want her to defend herself and voice her suspects without stupid people making retarded comments at every post she makes.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Day 1 Vote Count

CSL ( 1 ) Rhinox
DrippingGoofball ( 1 ) mykonian
elvis_knits ( 1 ) popsofctown
evilsnail ( 0 )
farside22 ( 0 )
fishythefish ( 0 )
flareonage ( 1 ) farside22
gayle ( 0 )
Albert B. Rampage ( 2 ) Raskol elvis_knits
mykonian ( 3 ) flareonage plum DrippingGoofball
ojanen ( 0 )
plum ( 0 )
popsofctown ( 1 ) gayle
Raskol ( 3 ) evilsnail ojanen fishythefish
Rhinox ( 0 )
Not Voting ( 2 ) CSL Albert B. Rampage
Total Votes ( 15 )

With 15 alive, 8 needed to lynch.
Deadline: 2/8 11am

DGB needs to raise her level of play here.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Vote DGB

[Albert B. Rampage]

She did the same thing in War in Heaven mafia, all game long, "ABR is scum", "Zwet is town", etc.

all game long as scum and no one did anything. I mean if you're going to play like that we're better off lynching you day 1.

[Albert B. Rampage]

That's fine. I'm not mad at you at all.

[Albert B. Rampage]

@Ras

My play is similar to Mini 889 - Shopping Frenzy where I was vanilla town...

@Starbuck et al

Is lynching DGB the best idea we have had so far in both universes?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Yeah the "QT argument" is the exact same thing you said in War in Heaven...when you were scum. Looks like you're a one trick monkey DGB. Universe II seems ambiguous to losing you as well. Probably your scumpal doc rooting for you.

[Albert B. Rampage]

QT argument from scum-DGB:

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 63#1565563

Again:

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 90#1566090

DGB making "judgment calls" and then reversing them (as she did with elvis in this game)

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 03#1559303

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 62#1563962

DGB is almost certainly confirmed scum. Lynch plz

[Albert B. Rampage]

No you don't, scumbag. Shut up and die.

[Albert B. Rampage]

DGB is clearly taking this game personal because her scummy face was caught. Lynch plz

[Albert B. Rampage]

Who knows. DGB is crying so hard right now because she's scum.

[Albert B. Rampage]

[Albert B. Rampage]

If I'm wrong about DGB not only do I get a muzzle for a week but I agree with ABR scum and bow down to your read on him.

I approve of this.

[Albert B. Rampage]

BTW if you get the "NO POSTS EXISTS FOR THIS THREAD" message, simply change the URL from

Code: Select all

https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?t=13270&start=550

Minus ONE.

So

Code: Select all

https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?t=13270&start=549

The jam seems to be confined to top of page posts.

Or...just click on the previous page.

[Albert B. Rampage]

When I found the scum, I rested. Tomorrow brings a new day and a new scum to catch.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Let's just stop responding to anything E_K or DGB say. It's all just the same drivel when we know that DGB is scum and E_K is a hater.

[Albert B. Rampage]

What will be your view if your wrong and ABR is town?

The only possible view is that my read is wrong and that ABR does little more than active lurks, does not hunt scum, and screams I'm scum when he's town.

That's funny, because you attacked me first. And started yelling how I'm scum exactly like you did in War in Heaven.

I'm not mad at you at all. Just do your thing, girl.

@to everyone

I'll bet you anything that DGB is scum in this game. I played with her many times when she was scum and this is it right here. The essence of dgb scum game if you will lol

More votes on the wagon are needed guys.

[Albert B. Rampage]

yes I did write a case. Why is EK sayin that all ABR is saying that DGB is scum and nothing else then?

I'm just imitating zwet and dgb lol

I'm going to stop that now because I'm not as good at it as they are. I'm actually a nice guy who finds it difficult to demean people even when they are guilty as sin.

I have read the game. I can post more in-depth stuff on every player if you (farside) let me catch a breath and stop responding to comments by the scum and elvis knits.

[Albert B. Rampage]

And also, trust me, knowing dgb, if she wins as scum again she's going to make a huge deal about it and none of us will ever hear the end of it. She has no life and brags on the forum even months after a game is done. Trust me you do not want dgb to get away when it's so crystal clear that she's scum.

[Albert B. Rampage]

It's on her end. See how she voted me for no reason before.

Because I take time to get into a game I'm scum? This is my most recently completed game:

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12807

If you can tell me the difference between that game and this game I will consider the merit of your conclusion.

[Albert B. Rampage]

@farside orly

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 85#2040285

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm voting dgb because of:

-her touchiness in this game that is inexistant when she is town
-her attacking whoever is convenient for her
-her false representations
-lack of any real content or scumhunting, but then attacks other players for things she isn't doing
-attacking players who she thinks have something personal against her to "preemptive" them so to speak
-making the same bullshit accusations that she does as scum

Just off the top of the head.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Touchiness:

Lack of any real scumhunting:

She hasn't scumhunted at all. She just makes up lists seemingly arbitrarily like she does as scum. I'm not going to quote her every post, just iso her. It's just lists upon lists of contradictory claims and zero actual content.

Oh, except for mykonian making her talk about scumtells which automatically proves that he's scum according to her. And she alledgedly thinks that Fish is scum for the same reason, even though she was all like "Leave that poor fish alone" back when it didn't undermine her reason for voting mykonian.

Convenient voting:

first voting for me out of nowhere, then claiming that I'm the one who has a personal agenda...she didn't even have a reason to vote me. Later she says that mykonian admits to being my partner because he called her reason to suspect me crap.

Same with elvis knits. Says she is scum but when elvis OMGUS me, she changes her mind and places elvis knits at the top of her townlist.

Her current case on me is that I lurk according to her, and when I point to evidence to the contrary, she says:

I'm not sure how much credence I would grant ABR-supplied material to meta ABR.

Trying to twist hard evidence into "well this metal is suspicious because ABR is the one who posted it". I just posted my most recently completed game, there can't be any question as to it's authenticity. Remember that her whole case on me is that "abr is lurkerscum" and the rest is just misrep / ad hom. When I proved that to be wrong, she continues attacking me because she knows that I'm going to attack her (because she's scummy) whether or not she attacks me. So her only option in her mind is to try and discredit me by saying I'm scum with myk, reason or no reason.

Everyone should really just wagon her hard until she's dead.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Day 1 Vote Count

CSL ( 1 ) Rhinox
DrippingGoofball ( 4 ) mykonian Albert B. Rampage popsofctown farside22
elvis_knits ( 0 )
evilsnail ( 0 )
farside22 ( 0 )
fishythefish ( 0 )
flareonage ( 0 )
gayle ( 0 )
Albert B. Rampage ( 2 ) Raskol elvis_knits
mykonian ( 3 ) flareonage plum DrippingGoofball
ojanen ( 0 )
plum ( 0 )
popsofctown ( 1 ) gayle
Raskol ( 3 ) evilsnail ojanen fishythefish
Rhinox ( 0 )
Not Voting ( 1 ) CSL
Total Votes ( 15 )

With 15 alive, 8 needed to lynch.
Deadline: 2/8 11am

Touchiness: I was going to quote like 20 posts of hers but it got ridiculous so I just erased it and was going to write "Everywhere" but I forgot lol

[Albert B. Rampage]

You are not dgb.

[Albert B. Rampage]

DGB relies totally on it.

I don't. I know how she plays as scum.

Lynch DGB.

[Albert B. Rampage]

elvis_knits why are you accusing me again?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Already caught 1 scum, dear.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I wouldn't bother with anything elvis knits has to say, she's likely scumbuddy with dgb.

[Albert B. Rampage]

CSL is very readable (farside can attest)...DGB is the one we should be lynching.

[Albert B. Rampage]

When farside backs out because of her usual paranoia, keep voting.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I don't want to lynch Raskol either.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I wouldn't mind losing CSL.

[Albert B. Rampage]

If Raskol votes CSL, I guess I'll oblige a vote too.

[Albert B. Rampage]

If Raskol votes CSL, I guess I'll oblige a vote too.

?

You have your reasons to vote evilsnail, which I respect. If you sacrifice your top suspect then I will make that sacrifice too.

[Albert B. Rampage]

CSL trying to act like he's a teleporter now...yeah, PRETTEH SCUMMEH.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm not particularly suspicious of him, but I understand perfectly why you are voting for him.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Take whatever dgb says with a grain of salt.

[Albert B. Rampage]

3. Each day has a deadline of 2 weeks. If the deadline is reached, there will be no lynch.

This means we need 7 players to lynch on a 5 player dgb bandwagon. Evilsnail, you claim to find DGB's play bizarre and mildly suspect, so prove it with a vote. Ojanen, vote plz.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I will get to your questions when I can, first priority is to lynch before deadline as of now.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Let's not do Kairyuu's plan. Seems like scum will abuse it and I don't want the teleporters to claim.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I rescind my will to vote CSL under any circumstance. We are lynching DGB-scum today.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Nothing personal DGB, just winning the game. I'm not mad at you at all girl.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm sorry, the Rock says you are the scum.

[Albert B. Rampage]

SCUM

evilsnail - for giving out his scumtells in detail
fishythefish - for giving out his scumtells in detail
mykonian
Albert B. Rampage
plum (if indeed was in that game where I spoke of scum QTs as town)

Basically everyone who is voting for you except evilsnail. Uh huh. Suuuure.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Link to DGB (as town) telling Stephoscope to go back to his scumQT in Yos's LAL mafia:

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... &start=395

Ha, no.

In the link I provided, DGB made the link between 2 players talking to each other in their QT in a very SPECIFIC fashion, just like she did in THIS THREAD.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I promise you that DGB is scum. It's so obvious to me I'm QUEASY. Vote her, get her, you'll see.

All her accusations of me carrying out a vendetta will vanish like POOF! at the lynch scene. She's just playing her game, trying to throw smoke bombs to cover up her anti-town win condition. I don't blame her.

I've played with DGB when she was both town and scum, and this is her being scum again. If I'm not as convincing as her, I can't help it. I just know what is right and true for me; I don't let past games get in the way of my judgment - got over that after my first year playing mafia.

And, if all else aside, you still don't believe me, we still have a deadline. With no vigs, no cops and no doctors, we are royally fucked if we don't use our lynch. I take responsibility. Lynch her.

[Albert B. Rampage]

He is accusing DGB of a lack of scumhunting, when he is just as guilty.

This is wrong. She accused me first, and then I pointed out that she was doing the same thing. You got your chronology misplaced, mister.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I don't want to scumhunt when I've already found the head scum.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Snail, OJ, please finish the scumbag off.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Can you provide that link again along with the quote from this game where she said it so I can compare please?

Yes.

FROM THE QT YOU SHARE WITH ABR. I can't wait to read this at game end. Unless you want to link us to it now.

No. What I said was that Albert joined the game knowing who was playing in it. He replaced in, received a scum PM. Then in your QT started to bitch about personal issues that (1) don't exist beyond my hating being scum with ABR and (2) am I totally able to be fair and un-biased especially since I'm town. In any event it's clear that the two of you are communicating information outside the game and you are not masons. You are scumz.

Exactly like what she said in War in Heaven, and nothing like what elvis tried to pass of as.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Except by refusing to scum hunt you could be missing

actual

scum. You've been tunneling DGB so much that I doubt you've actually given much consideration to anyone else.

She

is

actual scum, Gayle. What can I do to prove it to you?

[Albert B. Rampage]

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 31#2016331

In this instance, you are doing the same thing as the instance that elvis_knits posted. You are saying that TM is talking about the "kind of things a mafia team would talk about",

not linking two players together in the very specific manner you did in this game and when you are scum.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Come on DGB, you're still young, fight the good fight for your scummy teammates.

[Albert B. Rampage]

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 31#2016331

In this instance, you are doing the same thing as the instance that elvis_knits posted. You are saying that TM is talking about the "kind of things a mafia team would talk about",

not linking two players together in the very specific manner you did in this game and when you are scum.

Tell everyone why this difference (let's suppose it is robust) is determinative of my alignment.

Because when you're scum, you like to call everyone who accuses you scummy, and then link them up magically with some circumstantial evidence. That way the townies will lay off of you and allow you to slip past the lynches.

If you think that someone is saying something only scum would know (as in the instance of TM), that is actual scumhunting. But here, and in the game I linked where you are scum, you just make wild accusations and try to make it look like the people who are accusing you are "in it together" as so to discredit them. There is a huge difference. And this isn't even the only point against you, as you seem to be forgetting.

[Albert B. Rampage]

She

is

actual scum, Gayle. What can I do to prove it to you?

Earlier I asked you to summarize why DGB is absolutely scum. Add to that, why is she so scummy that it was not worth your time to pay attention to anyone else?

I did summarize, didn't you see?? It was at the request of farside.

When I catch big fish like DGB, it requires all of my time and focus...trust me her partners will do anything to keep her alive, which I simply will not allow.

[Albert B. Rampage]

DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT IF SHE WAS TOWN IT WOULD BE THIS DIFFICULT TO LYNCH HER??? I think NOT.

[Albert B. Rampage]

If you think that someone is saying something only scum would know (as in the instance of TM), that is actual scumhunting.

Exactly. Mykonian seems to be a little too attuned to your history with me not to have someone whispering to him in the QT. In this instance, you.

Thank you for proving yourself wrong.

Really? Considering how we've been posting so much about it? You are not shy and you know no shame DGB.

[Albert B. Rampage]

DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT IF SHE WAS TOWN IT WOULD BE THIS DIFFICULT TO LYNCH HER??? I think NOT.

What? This does not make any sense at all. Surely you are not saying that the fact that she is difficult to lynch makes her even more scummy?

That's exactly what I'm saying. There is an organized force working against this town to stop us from lynching their headmaster DGB.

[Albert B. Rampage]

That's exactly what I'm saying. There is an organized force working against this town to stop us from lynching their headmaster DGB.

So essentially, DGB is scum and anyone who disagrees is scum.

This in NO WAY represents my views. This seems to be more like something DGB would cook up as a stratagem to defend herself.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Fake claim deluxe DGB, too bad I have to go now.

Real mason --> DON'T COUNTERCLAIM.

[Albert B. Rampage]

NEWSFLASH: You might all be interested to know that DGB is not in fact the mason.

FULL CLAIM so we can prove that you're lying please.

[Albert B. Rampage]

No, I don't have a counterclaim. I do think that if she was scum she would pull out a claim like that. It doesn't make sense for scum to claim anything else.

[Albert B. Rampage]

If DGB can actually be proven mason (by NK or the other mason), this is my updated list:

Town

elvis knits
evilsnail
mykonian
CSL

Scum

Gayle
Plum
fishy

Everyone else is moderately suspicious.