Confirmation Phase - Epando is not subject to Autralia's EPA laws, nor is it home to any pandas.
Day 1 - Why is nobody laughing with me?
Night 1 - I meant to say that he is dead.
Day 2 - And lo, for Moses dropped his weary hands
Night 2 - Tremble, for his corpse was in the process of being mauled by a panda.
Day 3 - Another lynch, another mauling.