A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[KuroiXHF]

Must you really?

[ConManMick]

Sing teapot song soothingly for the panicky guard, then shout ro players outside of well to lower bucket o I can raise everyone back up 1 by 1

[itlepip]

look around

move north

move north

move east

move west

[lalaladucks]

Try doing the following actions in order, stopping if one of those gets me out:
Wake up.
Meditate.
Sleep.

you have to enter a location, like the castle, or the house cheery etc are in. your results box has "enter location" at the bottom instead of "enter action" like everybody else.

looks like the portal was single use :<

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q̶u̶a̶c̶k̶ swim around in the well and taste the water without swallowing

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feel the walls of the well, looking for anything interesting

[lalaladucks]

I guess the portal only has room for one person at a time, or something. Oh well, I think I'll just wait to see if Klazam gets those horses.

oh maybe, that would be more fun than it being single use

[Felissan]

Oh. I feel dumb now. I thought I was stuck in some kind of underworld.

[lalaladucks]

guess what i just lost?

[Felissan]

Go 30 feet above the well

Infinite loop GO!

[Randomnamechange]

Bump

[McMenno]

Wait patiently

[McMenno]

double bump

[Aronis]

Hmmm.

[Elekitu]

cry because the game is ded

[Aronis]

Exit the house through the front door and search for a map.

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    IF map_found == TRUE THEN
        read_map()
    ELSE
        search_for_paper_and_something_to_write_with()
        look_around_area_in_front_of_the_front_door()
        make_map_as_i_look_around()
    ENDIF
    

RESULT

You walk outside and look around for a map or at least something to write on. Unfortunately your quick survey of the surrounding area and front of the house yields nothing. An interior area would probably be more likely to have a map.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I decide that Cheery Dog is the one for me and I ask him for his hand in marriage.

RESULT

You decide that "Cheery Dog" is the one for you and ask for his hand in marriage. He says no. D:

ENTER ACTION: __________

Stand at attention, awaiting fate. Try hard to remember who I was and what I was doing before the blindfold room.

Stand at attention, awaiting fate. Try hard to remember who I was and what I was doing before the blindfold room.

RESULT

You stand at attention trying to remember who you were, but are interrupted

(dont worry, you werent going to remember anything)

by the captain who offers you a deal: "Considering your cooperation, perhaps we can work out a deal. Your comrades back in the village have left me shorthanded around the castle. So in exchange for your assistance over the course of the next few days, I will grant you freedom. Or you can always go back to where you started. What do you think?"

ENTER ACTION: __________

Walk up to the villager-

IF he notices me: "Hey, the lord has need of those two horses. Thank you for your service, here's some gold for your inconvenience. You can go to the village bursar to get more reimbursement if you wish, tomorrow morning" Take the most healthiest two.

IF he doesnt: Stab him in the back and clap my hand over his mouth to prevent him screaming. Make sure he's dead, check his pockets for any valuables. Hitch the horses to the carriage, and get on.

(not sure how much actions i can take beyond this point. My intent is to bring the horses and/or the carriage to kingdom aces, pick him up, and head off to the castle, enjoying a much deserved sip of cool water from his well bucket.)

RESULT

You sneak up on the villager and stab him in the back, clasping your hand over his mouth to make sure he cannot utter much of a sound. He struggles for a moment before dying. Leaving you free to begin hitching the horses to the carriage.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Check to see what I looted from the guards.

RESULT

You looted quite a lot of things. You have a dagger, six gold coins, a couple of eyes, some clothing, an arm, and a scalp to name a few things.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I guess the portal only has room for one person at a time, or something. Oh well, I think I'll just wait to see if Klazam gets those horses.

Check the nearby area for a more convenient container.

RESULT

You look around for a better container, but cannot find one that would be suitable for holding water.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Reject KuroiXHF's offer.
Taste the food from the pot.

RESULT

You coldly reject the offer made by "KuroiXHF." You taste the food from the pot discovering that it is some sort of beef stew. It is also very hot and you burn your tongue. Perhaps serving yourself a smaller portion and giving it time to cool off would work best.

ENTER ACTION: __________

look around

move north

move north

move east

move west

RESULT

You look around the village. You are currently in front of a small house near the edge of the village. To one side it a bridge that would allow you to exit the village. Directly across from you is another house. And lastly, there are more houses and the well to the north. You begin heading in that direction, only you suddenly pause for a moment to walk to the east and then back to the west.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Go 30 feet above the well

Infinite loop GO!

RESULT

You find your vision blurring as you begin to spin rapidly and then you appear in the middle of the air above the well. Unfortunately you do not stay there for long as gravity sends you falling back down towards the bottom of the well. As you fall you bash your head on a jagged rock on the side of the well, which leaves a considerable incision on your forehead. The wound causes you great pain and will need to be addressed soon. You notice that as soon as your head touches the water, it shifts into a portal once again and you go tumbling back into the dark pit.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Sing teapot song soothingly for the panicky guard, then shout ro players outside of well to lower bucket o I can raise everyone back up 1 by 1

RESULT

You try singing to the guard in an attempt to get him to calm down. It seems to be working, until you get sucked into the portal and lose sight of him.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Try doing the following actions in order, stopping if one of those gets me out:
Wake up.
Meditate.
Sleep.

you have to enter a location, like the castle, or the house cheery etc are in. your results box has "enter location" at the bottom instead of "enter action" like everybody else.

looks like the portal was single use :<

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q̶u̶a̶c̶k̶ swim around in the well and taste the water without swallowing

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feel the walls of the well, looking for anything interesting

RESULT

You swallow some water and discover that it seems acceptable for drinking. Then as you begin to examine the walls of the well, you get sucked into the portal.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

>I telepathise some water to Elekitu, then I explore the well.

Wait patiently

ACTION FAILED

Telepathically sending water to someone? It does not work that way around here. Your attempt at telepathy fails as you try exploring the well. But as you are doing so, you get sucked into the portal.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Cry, hoping someone will hear me and give me some water

cry because the game id ded

RESULT

You cry because 'the game' is 'ded'.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Randomnamechange]

WE'RE BACK PEOPLE!

[Randomnamechange]

Reply to the captain "Well, when you put it like that, it isn't exactly a hard choice. What do you need us to do?"

[Felissan]

Go 30 feet above the well

Infinite loop GO!

[Elekitu]

Speaking of the game, I just lost it

[itlepip]

Try to break into house across street

[ConManMick]

So the guard didn't get portal'd with us, eh?

Grab Felissan, and attempt to link arms with lalaladucks, then try to grab McMenno with my legs. If I can secure everyone, I will attempt to send us to a pub by a dock. Also, I sing the teapot song to reassure my companions that I have a plan.

[McMenno]

can we teleport? was there a portal in the well??? so many questions and not enough answers

anyway

Sing teapot song

[Klazam]

bring the horses andthe carriage to kingdom aces, pick him up, and head off to the castle, enjoying a much deserved sip of cool water from his well bucket.

[Cheery Dog]

Go upstairs and explore

[Kublai Khan]

RESULT

You stand at attention trying to remember who you were, but are interrupted

(dont worry, you werent going to remember anything)

by the captain who offers you a deal: "Considering your cooperation, perhaps we can work out a deal. Your comrades back in the village have left me shorthanded around the castle. So in exchange for your assistance over the course of the next few days, I will grant you freedom. Or you can always go back to where you started. What do you think?"

ENTER ACTION: __________

Agree to help the captain.

[KingdomAces]

Get picked up

Though the well bucket is probably tied to the well, so you might want to drink it while you're here.