A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[Felissan]

Try to create a link between my location and the rest of the world by singing the teapot song.

[Felissan]

Oh, wait, right, no sound.

Lick my hand to see if there's any taste in this place.

Ponder the meaning of existence.

[Ircher]

Pickpocket the nearest guard (if there isn't a guard nearby, then the nearest prisoner.)

Note: Looking for things like keys and items that can be used as weapons, especially heavy, blunt items.

Edit:

To clarify, I will distract whoever I'm pickpocketing with a loud, obnoxiously high-pitched, voice.

[KingdomAces]

Raise bucket.

Drop bucket in well, then raise it once it hits the bottom.

[Cheery Dog]

Explore house

[Kublai Khan]

Promptly follow the guards to meet their captain who appears to be in control of this castle. Salute their captain.

Also, wonder why the teapot song is stuck in my head.

[itlepip]

leave house.
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grab all
inventory.

[lalaladucks]

had to try all those actions at once :p

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go over to well and jump into it

[Annadog40]

CURSE THE DISTRACTION, Attempt again to loot guard of everything and not let my superstitions get in the way.

[McMenno]

>I jump into the well... As well! Then I congratulate myself on my clever pun.

[ConManMick]

I grab the unconscious guard, tie some rope around us, and jump into the well, launching into the power ballad of the teapot song as I do so, such that it echoes magnificently up the well to my fellow players.

[Aronis]

Follow the guards, looking for nearby people and buildings

RESULT

You follow the guards down a hallway and up some stairs . . . Until you finally arrive and see the captain. Along your journey you noticed a few guards and a plethora of rooms that would probably be a delight to explore if you were to get the opportunity. One of the guards that escorted you and the captain take a moment to themselves to talk, presumably about your fate.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I will follow Cheery Dog and keep him amused by continually asking, "Are we there yet," not specifying where 'there' is.

RESULT

You follow "Cheery Dog" around the house constantly asking the player "Are we there yet?" in an attempt to amuse or more likely annoy.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Be confused, and see if there's any horses or personal conveyances i can steal

RESULT

You are confused by the strange tendencies of the well and decide to see if there are any horses. You are in luck as you venture around to the back of the house you started in where you discover a stable. You see three horses and a small carriage parked off to the side. You also notice a villager tending to one of the horses, he has not noticed you yet.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Try to create a link between my location and the rest of the world by singing the teapot song.

Oh, wait, right, no sound.

Lick my hand to see if there's any taste in this place.

Ponder the meaning of existence.

RESULT

You try to sing and lick your hand but cannot. Your disoriented state grows worse as you linger in this area as you begin getting feelings similar to that of sea sickness.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Pickpocket the nearest guard (if there isn't a guard nearby, then the nearest prisoner.)

Note: Looking for things like keys and items that can be used as weapons, especially heavy, blunt items.

Edit:

To clarify, I will distract whoever I'm pickpocketing with a loud, obnoxiously high-pitched, voice.

RESULT

There are no guards in the building you are in at the moment, so you decide to pickpocket "Elekitu", unfortunately they don't have any items on them that would be of use to you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Raise bucket.

Drop bucket in well, then raise it once it hits the bottom.

RESULT

You drop the bucket in the well and then slowly raise it up full of water.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Explore house

RESULT

You look around the house. You appear to have entered into their main living space. It's similar to the house you started in, just with a lot more furniture. You notice a pot hanging over the fireplace, which probably contains some type of food. You also notice a staircase leading to an upstairs area. There are no people in sight, but judging by the condition of the house they are probably hiding somewhere nearby.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Promptly follow the guards to meet their captain who appears to be in control of this castle. Salute their captain.

Also, wonder why the teapot song is stuck in my head.

RESULT

You follow the guards down a hallway and up some stairs . . . Until you finally arrive and see the captain. You salute the captain, which seems to amuse him more than anything. One of the guards that escorted you and the captain take a moment to themselves to talk, presumably about your fate.

ENTER ACTION: __________

leave house.
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grab all
inventory.

RESULT

You leave the house through the front door.

ENTER ACTION: __________

had to try all those actions at once :p

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go over to well and jump into it

RESULT

You walk over to the well and jump into it falling down into the cold water.

ENTER ACTION: __________

CURSE THE DISTRACTION, Attempt again to loot guard of everything and not let my superstitions get in the way.

RESULT

You decide to loot the guard of

everything

.

ENTER ACTION: __________

>I jump into the well... As well! Then I congratulate myself on my clever pun.

RESULT

You walk over to the well and jump into it falling down into the cold water. Oh and you congratulate yourself on your "clever" pun.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I grab the unconscious guard, tie some rope around us, and jump into the well, launching into the power ballad of the teapot song as I do so, such that it echoes magnificently up the well to my fellow players.

RESULT

You grab one of the unconscious guards and drag him over to the well with you. You are unable to tie any rope around the both of you due to you not having any rope. But that does not stop you from leaping into the well with the guard while singing your teapot song. You and the guard fall into the cold water which wakes the guard who starts screaming and flailing about, struggling to stay afloat.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Ircher]

Exit the house through the front door and search for a map.

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IF map_found == TRUE THEN
    read_map()
ELSE
    search_for_paper_and_something_to_write_with()
    look_around_area_in_front_of_the_front_door()
    make_map_as_i_look_around()
ENDIF

[KuroiXHF]

I decide that Cheery Dog is the one for me and I ask him for his hand in marriage.

[Felissan]

Try doing the following actions in order, stopping if one of those gets me out:
Wake up.
Meditate.
Sleep.

[Kublai Khan]

Stand at attention, awaiting fate. Try hard to remember who I was and what I was doing before the blindfold room.

[Elekitu]

Cry, hoping someone will hear me and give me some water

[Kublai Khan]

Are randomidget & I the only ones with the guards?

[McMenno]

>I telepathise some water to Elekitu, then I explore the well.

[Randomnamechange]

Are randomidget & I the only ones with the guards?

I think Radja is with us. He was with us in the carriage

[Randomnamechange]

Stand at attention, awaiting fate. Try hard to remember who I was and what I was doing before the blindfold room.

[Klazam]

Walk up to the villager-

IF he notices me: "Hey, the lord has need of those two horses. Thank you for your service, here's some gold for your inconvenience. You can go to the village bursar to get more reimbursement if you wish, tomorrow morning" Take the most healthiest two.

IF he doesnt: Stab him in the back and clap my hand over his mouth to prevent him screaming. Make sure he's dead, check his pockets for any valuables. Hitch the horses to the carriage, and get on.

(not sure how much actions i can take beyond this point. My intent is to bring the horses and/or the carriage to kingdom aces, pick him up, and head off to the castle, enjoying a much deserved sip of cool water from his well bucket.)

[Annadog40]

Check to see what I looted from the guards.

[KingdomAces]

I guess the portal only has room for one person at a time, or something. Oh well, I think I'll just wait to see if Klazam gets those horses.

Check the nearby area for a more convenient container.

[Cheery Dog]

Reject KuroiXHF's offer.
Taste the food from the pot.