Mini 337: GRADUATION: Like, what now?

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Lyke, ohmigosh! It's totally time to graduate!

Oh, hi there! My name is totally

STDiane

and I'm, like, nervous, because I have to give the graduation speech! OMG! It's going to be totally cool! Anyway, here it is!

OK Ritzville High Class of 2006! Are you ready to graduate? We've had, like, such a sweet time here! Lyke, ohmigosh! LOL!

Anyway, as you all know, we, like, totally only have 13 people in our graduating class. I wasn't, like, going to be here three weeks ago, but I did some things to, like...boost my class rank! I'm like, totally the valedictorian!

Anyway, like, look at all who showed up!

Like, totally walkin' in style! (7/12)

Dripping Goofball

(replacing Bonkers)

Mikeburnfire

(replacing FATty ACid)

Glork

(replacing HarajukuDazzler)

ibaesha
mlaker
Sage
Pink Princess

(replacing Someone)

Wow, you, like, suck at mafia (5/12)

Coron, One Shot Vig, killed night 1
ryanjunk, Mafia, lynched day 1
ParanoidAndroid, Cop, killed night 2
Rosso Carne, Mafia, lynched day 2
Frozen Atlantic, Mafia, lynched day 3

[Save The Dragons]

Anyway, I'd like to take the time to say goodbye to everyone right now!

First of all,

McKenzie

! Like, OMG girl, you're like my best friend! And we're totally going to tear that community college upside down! Partying with you girl was, like, so much fun! Don't worry, for the one tonight, my parents totally got the keg, and my boyfriend is bringing the E!

McKenzie: Which one, girl?

I know! *giggle* And nobody else from this loser school is invited...

Except for

Candice

, of course! You're like my other best friend! We're totally all preppies together cuz that's what we do best! We've, like, been avoiding knowledge for four years now! Isn't that sweet? And now we've finally made it! I wish you the best of luck working at Jamba Juice and we're, like totally going to visit you everyday! Just for the juice OMG JK JK JK!

Candice: BFF! BFF!

Then there's

Jim

, that creepy gothic kid! I remember in english when you totally showed me what was underneath your trenchcoat. It was so big and manly...oh my gosh, the VP is totally looking funny at me right now. No silly, it wasn't, YOU KNOW, it was a gun!

Jim: goth.

Timmy

! How could I forget Timmy! You're, like, totally the nerdiest kid I've ever met! You totally had a shot at Harvard until, like, the school informed them that you were, like, number 2! To that I say, tough poopy! Hee hee!

Timmy: YOU CONIVING LITTLE BITCH!

Whoa! Calm down there. I'm sure you'll rise up the ranks of McDonalds sooner than

Steven

, you crazy football star, you! Too bad none of the rest of the team graduated! I remember dating you until you found out about Jesse, Tyler, Aaron, Jacob, Garrett, and Kelly! I'm sorry, but off the field, you could never compete with them!

Steven: Coach made me take them...*cries, then punches two people*

Ok! Moving on, we have

Clarence

! Clarence, Clarence, you sappy little emo kid! Why haven't you, like, killed yourself yet?

Clarence: My mommy won't let me. *cries, and starts cutting himself in nonfatal locations* I'M A POSER EMO KID! *cries harder*

Oh...I kinda feel bad. But not as bad as

Terri

, who could never be as cool as me and my friends! That's right, you must weigh less than, like, 100 pounds to be in our little clique, fatty!

Terri: I'm 120.

Like, you need to stop eating. Or get a better metabolicum, like I do!

*Half of the male teachers blush*

Tobais

! You're just icky. Moving on...

Tobias: What kind of a good bye is that?

It's like...umm...

Samantha

! I'm going to miss you! You and your funny theatrical antics! I enjoyed your participation in all the plays these past years. I wish you luck in the future!

Samantha: You...you really mean all that?

Of course not! I was, like, totally trying to stop talking about Tobias! Like, DUH! Let's see...who am I forgetting?

Jeremy

! There you are! You're like a roleplayer, aren't you? You spend Saturday nights by yourself, like, rolling your d10, casting geas/quest on NPCs, pulling cards from your deck of many things, and making out with your 10 inch half-orc woman figurine!

Jeremy: That's not the only thing that's 10 inches.

Yeah, I'm sure there's a 10 inch half-orc man figurine that beats you up everynight for totally messing around with his woman!

Jeremy: How do you know about K'blar, half-orc master of smiting me?

Like, duh, 10 inches?

*The other half of the male teachers blush*

Anyway, I'm almost finished guys.

Polly

! You G-winger you! What the hell's a G-winger?

Polly: I don't know...

Lastly, we have

Sara

! You are like totally a cheerleader! I mean, like, we have so much in common! Except for the fact you're a loser and cheerleading is none cut in this dump of a town!

Sara: Give me an S! Give me a T! Give me a D! What does that spell?

I don't get it. Anyway, it's time for the part of graduation we've all been waiting for...the ultimate tradition...a game of mafia, of course!

Like, you should totally follow the rules. I know I do.

Unless your PM says so, you shouldn't talk to people at night.
Please don't quote your role PMs or whatever.
Get your choices in fast.
No editing or deleting your posts.
Personal attacks are for losers who will never graduate.
Don't post invisible text.
If I say something is, even if it isn't, it then is.
Show proper sportsmanship.
If you die, do not say information pertinant to the game.
If you break any of these rules, the following things could result:

Like, I'll totally break your balls!

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Well, like, here we are, and the mafia have already got ahead of the town! I mean, cuz, like, we started at night you know, and they totally got a kill! Ye-ah!

So anyway, you all wake up. Good morning town! Oh, I'm sorry to say, but

Coron

has been killed. Poor Coron. His head was chopped clean off and the blood went everwhere. Like a pretty little fountain! Of...well...blood. Good thing he was only a townie!

Except he was really a one shot vig.

Coron,

One Shot Vig

, is killed night 1! And now it is day. Begin. With 11 alive, it's 6 to lynch...

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Like, you totally need a vote count!

Cuz like the vice principle is eyeing my funny...I think I need to give you one of these soon. OK! This one's brought to you by the math teacher, cuz I sure as hell don't know how to count...

2 Frozen Atlantic (ryanjunk, Fatty Acid)
2 Glork (Frozen Atlantic, Ibeasha)

1 Paranoid Android (Bonkers)
1 Fatty Acid (Paranoid Android)
1 Rosso Carne (Someone)
1 Ibeasha (Glork)

Not Voting: Rosso Carne, Mlaker, Sage

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I'm tempted to vote Bonkers just on principle.

Me too

me too

For official purposes: J/K.

[Save The Dragons]

Ok, so, like, I'm gonna go camping this weekend, with, like, people who are so much cooler than you all are, so like, keep going you all, and I'll totally come back. I swear.

Vote Count:

3 Frozen Atlantic (ryanjunk, Fatty Acid, Ibaesha)
3 Sage (Someone, Paranoid Android, Rosso Carne)

1 Mlaker (Frozen Atlantic)
1 Someone (Bonkers)
1 Paranoid Android (Sage)

Not Voting: Mlaker, Glork

6 to lynch

[Save The Dragons]

So, like, play nice and all that, cuz y'all are, like never seeing eachother again anyway. If, like, this keeps going, I like, may gotta take some action, you know? So like, make sure you're cool with everyone.

4 Frozen Atlantic (ryanjunk, Fatty Acid, Ibaesha, Bonkers)
2 Sage (Someone, Paranoid Android)
1 Ryanjunk (Glork)

Not Voting: Mlaker, Rosso Carne, Sage, Frozen Atlantic

6 to lynch...

[Save The Dragons]

A vote count? You people want a vote count? I could spend this time at the tanning salon or getting my hair done and you want a vote count? PSSSHHHH!

4 Sage (Someone, Paranoid Android, Ibaesha, Glork)
3 Frozen Atlantic (ryanjunk, Fatty Acid, Bonkers)
1 Ryanjunk (Glork)
1 Rosso Carne (Sage)

Not Voting: Mlaker, Rosso Carne, Frozen Atlantic

6 to lynch...

[Save The Dragons]

OK, so like, your super cool mod is going to be gone from SAT to SAT partying it up with a bunch of rock stars in Vegas! (except not really). Anyway, like, I'm totally leaving Raj in charge, so be good you guys! I'll probably give you all one more vote count before I go. Carry on!

[Save The Dragons]

I did those prods and may need to replace Bonkers if he doesn't show. But not right now! Cuz I'm gone! And Raj will take good care of you all, I totally promise that!

3 Frozen Atlantic (ryanjunk, Fatty Acid, Bonkers)
3 Ryanjunk (Glork, Frozen Atlantic, Sage)
2 Sage (Someone, Ibaesha)
1 Glork (Paranoid Android)

Not Voting: Mlaker, Rosso Carne

6 to lynch
k thanks bai

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Ryanjunk was like, totally mafia! Like, congradulations!



So, like, while I'm getting a manicure, come send me your choices! You have 72 hours from this point, sooner if you guys are fast!

YAY FOR RAJ FOR HELPING OUT! *kisses*

[Save The Dragons]

So, like, it's daytime, and again, someone's gone! You all awake and find that Paranoid Android has been killed! And he was, like totally a cop!



So, like, now that it's day 2, get going! I think it's like, 23 to lynch...or was it...3? God I hate math!!!!!!!D:< Let's see...10 people left...majority...6!!!! I got it!

Uh...STDiane? There's 9 people left. It's 5 to lynch.

Oh, like, shut up you big meanie! Just let people play the game!

Then maybe you should unlock the thread.

God, you're such a pain. I hope you get an english degree in college!

Dude...that's harsh.

[Save The Dragons]

The three have been prodded and they will participate or I'll sleep with everyone they'll ever need to get ahead in life.

Vote Count!

3 Rosso Carne (Glork, Sage, Ibaesha)
1 Sage (Rosso Carne)

5 to lynch!

[Save The Dragons]

I'd like to see a real post within 72 hours or I will ask the Mod to replace you.

I would appriciate it if you don't make threats like this, because I will not replace as long as they are posting. I've had bad experiences trying to find replacements in games and it's not a tool to barter with, it's a taxing process on the mod.

Thanks for your consideration.

[Save The Dragons]

Pink Princess is replacing Someone starting immediately.

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Bonkers is being replaced by Dripping Goofball starting immediately.

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It's like killing off the charecters and replacing them with new ones in consecutive episodes!

Welcome mikeburnfire, who is replacing FATty ACid, starting immediately.

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Magical fairy and unicorn vote count!

3 Rosso Carne (Glork, Sage, Dripping Goofball)
2 Sage (Rosso Carne, mlaker)
1 Mikeburnfire (Mikeburnfire)
1 Ibaesha (Frozen Atlantic)
1 Frozen Atlantic (Ibaesha)

5 to lynch!

[Save The Dragons]

Limited, too, bitches! Vote Count

5 Rosso Carne (Glork, Sage, Dripping Goofball, Pink Princess, Frozen Atlantic)
2 Frozen Atlantic (Ibaesha, Rosso Carne)
1 Sage (mlaker)
1 Ibaesha (Mikeburnfire)

5 to lynch!

Since STDiane can't count, I, Mr. Williams, the calculus teacher, will be taking over for this twilight. But first, let me teach you something. If you optimize the related rate of the derivite and integrate it with the limit of l'hoptal's rule while sandwiching everything into an integration by parts, you can reveal the trigonomic identities of every player, thus determining who is mafia! Isn't that wonderful, kids? Ahem...

You guys sure don't need math to figure this out. Rosso Carne was mafia! Night 3!

[Save The Dragons]

Like, you people are totally lame! Like, no one died! Way to make it all Disney and PG and happy and shit. God, I'm gonna go smoke now.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: SMOKING KILLS. Once, a guy smoked, and he was KILLED BY THE MAFIA! BLARG!

We now return to your game, already in progress.

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Oopsie, I did a double post.

[Save The Dragons]

Alright everybody be cool this is a robbery!
If any of you fucking pricks move and I'll execute every last one of you!

Sorry. Had to say it. Pulp Fiction aside...

And with that...
Frozen Atlantic is toast. He was...mafia! You guys are pretty good! Now on to night 4!

Uh...STDiane? That's it.

That's it?

Yes, that's it. We've all graduated.
Awwww...

Ok, well, I guess congradulations are in order to the town, and, like, good try to the mafia...roles will be listed soon...

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As soon as the game was over, I realize I made a mistake, and I'd like to apologize, which I'll get to after I post all the roles and choices.

Here are the Roles:

You are McKenzie, the preppy. Your card is:

Mason.

I rigged it so that you and Candice would be masons together! Isn't that, like, totally cool? Ohmigosh you guys are going to have so much fun talking to eachother! So anyway, you can talk only at night and only to each other.

You are Candice, the preppy. Your card is:

Mason.

I rigged it so that you and McKenzie would be masons together! Isn't that, like, totally cool? Ohmigosh you guys are going to have so much fun talking to eachother! So anyway, you can talk only at night and only to each other.

You are Jim, the goth. Your card is:

Mafia.

You're creepy, and I bet you like being dark and creepy, so, like, here you go! Your partners totally are Clarence (Frozen Atlantic) and Polly (ryanjunk). So, like, go kill things! But only at night, you know? And only talk to your mafia buddies at night!

You are Tim, the nerd. Your card is:

Doc.

I believe you could have done great things, so here's my retalianion. I mean, like, oh, what's that word? Oh, you probably know it, so I, like, don't have to! Send in your choice at night and you'll totally protect someone!

You are Steven, the jock. Your card is:

Townie.

I, like, totally didn't trust you with any other card! But, you, like, can't talk to people at night.

However, you have a metagaming power. You can punch someone at your high school graduation and basically eliminate them from the game. You can only do this once.

You are Clarence, the emo kid. Your card is:

Mafia.

You're creepy, and I bet you like blood, so, like, here you go! Your partners totally are Jim (Rosso Carne) and Polly (ryanjunk). So, like, go kill things! But only at night, you know? And only talk to your mafia buddies at night!

You are Terri, the outsider. Your card is:

Townie.

I don't think you're worth more than that. So, like, sorry, or whatever, but you can't talk to people at night.

You are Tobais, the ?????. Your card is:

Icky.

Cuz, like, you totally are! You're just a townie though. Can't talk to people at night. Like, I dunno what I'd do if I couldn't do that! But I don't think you need to worry about that.

You are Samantha, the actress. Your card is:

Actor.

I thought it was easier just to make you the actor than to give you a random card or whatever! You can only vote if you are, like, the lynching vote! Don't, like, talk to others at night!

You are Jeremy, the roleplayer. Your card is:

That Gun Guy.

I owe K'blar, so I'm, like, giving you a role! You should totally than me! And, like, give my regards to K'blar. You give me the name of the player, and I'll like tell you if they have a gun or whatever. But, like, only do this at night and don't talk to others!

You are Polly, the G-winger. Your card is:

Mafia.

You're creepy, and you seem kinda violent, so, like, here you go! Your partners totally are Jim (Rosso Carne) and Clarence (Frozen Atlantic). So, like, go kill things! But only at night, you know? And only talk to your mafia buddies at night!

You are Sara, the cheerleader. Your card is:

Cop.

I, like, already gave everything else away, so I guess you get this one! You can totally investigate a player and I'll give you a result or WHATEVA! LOL! Anyway, don't talk to people at night!

CHOICES:

Coron Steven (one shot vig)
N1:
Dead

Frozen Atlantic et all Clarence (mafia)
N1: Coron
N2: Paranoid Android
N3: Dripping Goofball

Glork (HarajukuDazzler) Tim (doc)
N1: Ibaesha
N2: Ibaesha
N3: Dripping Goofball

ibaesha Jeremy (gun guy)
N1: Someone (no gun)
N2: Sage (no gun)
N3: Frozen Atlantic (gun)

ParanoidAndroid Sara (cop)
N1: Coron (innocent)
N2: mlaker (innocent)
Dead

If you notice Sage's role, he is the actor, meaning his vote only counts if it's the last one on a lynch. Technically, Rosso Carne was not at a lynch because Sage was the second one on the wagon. I apologize, because this was one attempt to try and give the mafia a better shot and I completely forgot about it. I apologize especially to the mafia, because I'm still kind of new to modding so I'm still working on what balances and what doesn't, and I forgot to give GF powers.

But now, I'm graduated, and I'm never gonna have to see any of you bitches again! Good bye!

[Save The Dragons]

Lo siento. I see the PM, and I remember the PM, but I guess I never replied...I don't know why...