Anyway, I'd like to take the time to say goodbye to everyone right now!
First of all,
McKenzie
! Like, OMG girl, you're like my best friend! And we're totally going to tear that community college upside down! Partying with you girl was, like, so much fun! Don't worry, for the one tonight, my parents totally got the keg, and my boyfriend is bringing the E!
McKenzie: Which one, girl?
I know! *giggle* And nobody else from this loser school is invited...
Except for
Candice
, of course! You're like my other best friend! We're totally all preppies together cuz that's what we do best! We've, like, been avoiding knowledge for four years now! Isn't that sweet? And now we've finally made it! I wish you the best of luck working at Jamba Juice and we're, like totally going to visit you everyday! Just for the juice OMG JK JK JK!
Candice: BFF! BFF!
Then there's
Jim
, that creepy gothic kid! I remember in english when you totally showed me what was underneath your trenchcoat. It was so big and manly...oh my gosh, the VP is totally looking funny at me right now. No silly, it wasn't, YOU KNOW, it was a gun!
Jim: goth.
Timmy
! How could I forget Timmy! You're, like, totally the nerdiest kid I've ever met! You totally had a shot at Harvard until, like, the school informed them that you were, like, number 2! To that I say, tough poopy! Hee hee!
Timmy: YOU CONIVING LITTLE BITCH!
Whoa! Calm down there. I'm sure you'll rise up the ranks of McDonalds sooner than
Steven
, you crazy football star, you! Too bad none of the rest of the team graduated! I remember dating you until you found out about Jesse, Tyler, Aaron, Jacob, Garrett, and Kelly! I'm sorry, but off the field, you could never compete with them!
Steven: Coach made me take them...*cries, then punches two people*
Ok! Moving on, we have
Clarence
! Clarence, Clarence, you sappy little emo kid! Why haven't you, like, killed yourself yet?
Clarence: My mommy won't let me. *cries, and starts cutting himself in nonfatal locations* I'M A POSER EMO KID! *cries harder*
Oh...I kinda feel bad. But not as bad as
Terri
, who could never be as cool as me and my friends! That's right, you must weigh less than, like, 100 pounds to be in our little clique, fatty!
Terri: I'm 120.
Like, you need to stop eating. Or get a better metabolicum, like I do!
*Half of the male teachers blush*
Tobais
! You're just icky. Moving on...
Tobias: What kind of a good bye is that?
It's like...umm...
Samantha
! I'm going to miss you! You and your funny theatrical antics! I enjoyed your participation in all the plays these past years. I wish you luck in the future!
Samantha: You...you really mean all that?
Of course not! I was, like, totally trying to stop talking about Tobias! Like, DUH! Let's see...who am I forgetting?
Jeremy
! There you are! You're like a roleplayer, aren't you? You spend Saturday nights by yourself, like, rolling your d10, casting geas/quest on NPCs, pulling cards from your deck of many things, and making out with your 10 inch half-orc woman figurine!
Jeremy: That's not the only thing that's 10 inches.
Yeah, I'm sure there's a 10 inch half-orc man figurine that beats you up everynight for totally messing around with his woman!
Jeremy: How do you know about K'blar, half-orc master of smiting me?
Like, duh, 10 inches?
*The other half of the male teachers blush*
Anyway, I'm almost finished guys.
Polly
! You G-winger you! What the hell's a G-winger?
Polly: I don't know...
Lastly, we have
Sara
! You are like totally a cheerleader! I mean, like, we have so much in common! Except for the fact you're a loser and cheerleading is none cut in this dump of a town!
Sara: Give me an S! Give me a T! Give me a D! What does that spell?
I don't get it. Anyway, it's time for the part of graduation we've all been waiting for...the ultimate tradition...a game of mafia, of course!
Like, you should totally follow the rules. I know I do.
Unless your PM says so, you shouldn't talk to people at night.
Please don't quote your role PMs or whatever.
Get your choices in fast.
No editing or deleting your posts.
Personal attacks are for losers who will never graduate.
Don't post invisible text.
If I say something is, even if it isn't, it then is.
Show proper sportsmanship.
If you die, do not say information pertinant to the game.
If you break any of these rules, the following things could result:
Like, I'll totally break your balls!
