Ms. Sorkowitz pulled into her usual spot in the teacher's parking lot to a somewhat disturbing appearance. The two of her kids that always seemed to get into fights with each other have taken each other out.
Millie was the first person she found. Her face was horribly disfigured, apparently having been forced against the wall in front of her. Next to her was a box of matches.
Felicia was harder for Ms. Sorkowitz to identify, but that's what happens when pretty much all that remains of you is a pile of ashes. There was a piece of a plaid skirt left over, though, and only one of her students ever wore that—the one who always picked on Millie unprovoked.
"Well, there's always next year," Ms. Sorkowitz sighed, happy to be alive. "I hear there are some fourth graders anxious to have me."
werewolf555, who was
Felicia Laine, a Mafia goon
, has been incinerated on Night 4.
Zyrconium, who was
Millie Mudd, a vigilante
, has had his face smashed into a wall on Night 4.
Ghostlin, who was
Ms. Sorkowitz, a vanilla townie
, has survived the endgame.
CONGRATULATIONS ANTIHERO, DLG, EMPKING, FISHYTHEFISH, GHOSTLIN, JERBS, LLAMAFLUFF, LYNCHMEPLS, PARAMA, VEZOKPIRAKA, AND ZYRCONIUM; YOU, THE TOWN, HAVE WON!
Antihero, you are
. Your older brother is complaining about the problems with the bullies at North Harbordale Elementary School. He says you are useless and of no help, but you're going to try to prove him wrong anyway—just because you're younger doesn't mean a thing!
You have no gun, no badge, no first aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—the wish for this bullying to go away, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to rid the school of the heartless baddies!
You will when all threats to North Hardordale Elementary have been eliminated from the game.
Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The game is
here and you're playing a day start.
bristep123, you are
The bullying problem at North Harbordale has gotten about as bad as the music to which your band students regularly expose you. It's time to put an end to this.
You have no gun, no badge, no first aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—the wish for this bullying to go away, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to rid the school of the heartless baddies!
You will when all threats to North Hardordale Elementary have been eliminated from the game.
Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The game is
here and you're playing a day start.
DLG, you are
Principal Beau Vine, a
miller.
You're taking no part yourself in the havoc, but you are a favoritist toward the bullies agonizing your school, which doesn't help with public relations.
Other than that you investigate as guilty to a sane cop, you have no gun, no badge, no first aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—the wish for this bullying to go away (yeah, right), your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to rid the school of the heartless baddies!
You will when all threats to North Hardordale Elementary have been eliminated from the game.
Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The game is
here and you're playing a day start.
Empking, you are
Every once in awhile, you have to babysit your fox for a fourth cousin (you're a dragon) and his friend. But since the bullying problem at North Harbordale Elementary has flared up a bit (as if that's news to you), you're stuck babysitting
EVERYBODY.
You have no gun, no badge, no first aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—the wish for this bullying to go away, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to rid the school of the heartless baddies!
You will when all threats to North Hardordale Elementary have been eliminated from the game.
Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The game is
here and you're playing a day start.
Ghostlin, you are
You're just a teacher doing her job, but let's face it—your students put you through a lot. Kicking the bullies out of North Harbordale means fewer people you have to deal with, so you decided you might as well help with that.
You have no gun, no badge, no first aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—the wish for this bullying to go away, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to rid the school of the heartless baddies!
You will when all threats to North Hardordale Elementary have been eliminated from the game.
Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The game is
here and you're playing a day start.
Jerbs, you are
You're one of the cool kids in school, always following the latest trend. In this case, it's getting rid of bullies. Are you up to it?
You have no gun, no badge, no first aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—the wish for this bullying to go away, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to rid the school of the heartless baddies!
You will when all threats to North Hardordale Elementary have been eliminated from the game.
Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The game is
here and you're playing a day start.
LlamaFluff, you are
You sail the S.S. Banana around the world beyond the couch cushions, where everyone gets younger and younger. But you've had to make a stop at this reality because the bullying problem at North Harbordale Elementary has gotten to the point where some people need to walk the plank.
You have no gun, no badge, no first aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—the wish for this bullying to go away, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to rid the school of the heartless baddies!
You will when all threats to North Hardordale Elementary have been eliminated from the game.
Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The game is
here and you're playing a day start.
LynchMePls, you are
You're one crazy dragon—you like doing stuff by not doing stuff. Right now, though, you have to deal with the bullying problem at North Harbordale by not having to deal with the bullying problem at North Harbordale (later, but still).
You have no gun, no badge, no first aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—the wish for this bullying to go away, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to rid the school of the heartless baddies!
You will when all threats to North Hardordale Elementary have been eliminated from the game.
Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The game is
here and you're playing a day start.
Packbat, you are
. You, along with your partner in crime Felicia Laine (werewolf555, who is also a goon), thought it would be a cute idea to bully everybody the heck out of North Harbordale Elementary.
Each night, you may discuss with your partner whom you would like to kill and which one of you will PM me with the hit. You are not allowed to kill yourself or your partner. If you decide not to kill anybody, it'd be nice if I know. You will repeat this process until the end of the game or you die, whichever happens first.
I have made a QuickTopic where you may discuss your night action
here. Discussing in the QuickTopic before the game starts is fine, but once I announce the start of the game you will only be allowed to post there at night.
Nobody in this game is Ozy Llewellyn.
You win when all players in North Harbordale Elementary are the Mafia or nothing can prevent the same.
Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The game is
here and you're playing a day start.
Parama, you are
You're the computer geek at North Harbordale, and you were obsessed with the dotcom bubble before it burst. North Harbordale now has its own bubble, but it's a bubble you
WANT
to burst—the bullying problem.
You have no gun, no badge, no first aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—the wish for this bullying to go away, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to rid the school of the heartless baddies!
You will when all threats to North Hardordale Elementary have been eliminated from the game.
Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The game is
here and you're playing a day start.
vezokpiraka, you are
Mililani Mudd, a vanilla townie.
Law and order has seeming disappeared from your daughter's school, North Harbordale Elementary. But being in the legal field, you should be able to restore it in no time, right?
You have no gun, no badge, no first aid kit, no magic thingamajiggers, absolutely nothing special except for three things—the wish for this bullying to go away, your brain, and voting abilities. But those three things are all you need to rid the school of the heartless baddies!
You will when all threats to North Hardordale Elementary have been eliminated from the game.
Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The game is
here and you're playing a day start.
werewolf555, you are
. You, along with your partner in crime Jeremy Studley (Packbat, who is also a goon), thought it would be a cute idea to bully everybody the heck out of North Harbordale Elementary.
Each night, you may discuss with your partner whom you would like to kill and which one of you will PM me with the hit. You are not allowed to kill yourself or your partner. If you decide not to kill anybody, it'd be nice if I know. You will repeat this process until the end of the game or you die, whichever happens first.
I have made a QuickTopic where you may discuss your night action
here. Discussing in the QuickTopic before the game starts is fine, but once I announce the start of the game you will only be allowed to post there at night.
Nobody in this game is Dr. I. Wahnsinnig.
You win when all players in North Harbordale Elementary are the Mafia or nothing can prevent the same.
Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The game is
here and you're playing a day start.
Zyrconium, you are
You're a rebellious little kid, and you have to deal with the bullies every day. But you also have a pyromanic tendency. Will the troublemakers meet their fiery demise at your hands?
Each night, you may PM me one player whom you would like to kill. You are not allowed to kill yourself. If you decide not to kill anybody, it'd be nice if I know. You will repeat this process until the end of the game or you die, whichever happens first.
You will when all threats to North Hardordale Elementary have been eliminated from the game.
Please PM me back acknowledging that you understand and confirm your role. The game is
here and you're playing a day start.
Dead thread
Packbat kills DLG.
Zyrconium kills LynchMePls.
Packbat kills Empking.
Zyrconium kills Packbat.
werewolf555 kills Parama.
Zyrconium kills LlamaFluff.
werewolf555 kills Zyrconium.
Zyrconium kills werewolf555.
- For the first time in any of my modded games, including my one game off-site, town mislynched every time and
STILL WON!
I thought Day 3 that the town was done for, but on Day 4 I started seeing a light at the end of the tunnel for town, and Zyrconium got it there. You have him to thank for pulling this off. (Vi and I are surprised werewolf555 killed Parama instead of Zyrconium Night 3, which probably factors into this as well.)
- I have reason to believe that LlamaFluff and I have the same favorite character from the comic—he told me in his confirmation PM that he hated me for not rerunning the randomizer until he got Millie.
- Empking, regarding post #92, I am indeed known for the StrangerCoug's Worst Nightmare series, but Parama made a good point two posts later. In addition, SWN is a series of bastard mod games, which this game was not. Granted, I threw a couple curveballs at you (there was a miller but no cop and one of the title characters was a scum fakeclaim), but still...
- Look at the Mafia QT—they may have been off with what exactly the setup was, but I thought they had
GREAT
setup ideas for this (Locke as a commuter instead of a VT stands out).