Mini 927: Alabama Correctional Facility - OVER

[DrippingGoofball]

Looks can kill - COUNT #3

Slicey (8): Jahudo-1-, Cobalt-1-, Cobalt-2-, Cobalt-3-, Grimmy-1-, Minineko-1-, Minineko-2-, Minineko-3-
Cobalt (6): Jahudo-2-, Slicey-1-, Slicey-2-, Slicey-3-, Jahudo-2-. Jahudo-3-
Minineko (1): Grimmy-2-
Jahudo (1): Grimmy-3-

[SpyreX]

BOOVOTE

Suspect Slicey
Suspect Slicey
Suspect Slicey

[DrippingGoofball]

Looks do kill - COUNT #4

Slicey (11): Jahudo-1-, Cobalt-1-, Cobalt-2-, Cobalt-3-, Grimmy-1-, Minineko-1-, Minineko-2-, Minineko-3-, SpyreX-1-, SpyreX-2-, SpyreX-3
Cobalt (6): Jahudo-2-, Slicey-1-, Slicey-2-, Slicey-3-, Jahudo-2-. Jahudo-3-
Minineko (1): Grimmy-2-
Jahudo (1): Grimmy-3-

Slicey has been lynched.

[DrippingGoofball]

Looks do kill - COUNT #4

Slicey (11): Jahudo-1-, Cobalt-1-, Cobalt-2-, Cobalt-3-, Grimmy-1-, Minineko-1-, Minineko-2-, Minineko-3-, SpyreX-1-, SpyreX-2-, SpyreX-3
Cobalt (6): Jahudo-2-, Slicey-1-, Slicey-2-, Slicey-3-, Jahudo-2-. Jahudo-3-
Minineko (1): Grimmy-2-
Jahudo (1): Grimmy-3-

Slicey has been lynched.

He was Les Feelegm, #754974547Y, sentenced to 4 months for Assault, Elder Abuse and Robbery. He was not trying to escape.

RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT

Using only cafeteria-issue plastic spoons to dig up a tunnel though the prison's only unlocked door, three prisoners HAVE ESCAPED!!!

Missing:

Cobalt, aka Hunter Hogg Switch, #846486486F, sentenced to 10 days for possession

.
You got to wonder why this dummy risked getting shot to escape such a Mickey Mouse sentence.

Jahudo, aka Tucker Einberg, #318648996V, sentenced to 4 weeks for burglary, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and attempted burglary of an occupied dwelling

He got lucky with a lenient judge, now that witless criminal is lucky in jail...

Ellibereth, aka Bubba Ray Larmey, #554987987W, a 14 day sentence for felony vandalism and disorderly conduct

.
I believe someone overheard him say he didn't want to miss a appointment with his urologist for a routine prostate examination.

SCUM WIN!

[SpyreX]

Wooosh.

I played 100% terrible. My lord. This is the worst game I've played (my play, not the game) in ages.

[DrippingGoofball]

Mail mechanism:

The first player lynched got to distribute the mail. There was only one mail distribution in the first lock down period.

[Super Awesome Mega Zord!]

Well played scum.

I had a feeling Spyre as the third scum was a bit too obvious but I never would have guessed Jahudo. In hindsight, loafing Slicey was a dead giveaway that he was trying to save Cobalt without jumping onto a mislynch.

[Jahudo]

I was confused on the voting mechanic today, I didn't know there could be a hammer before 2 weeks. So I held my vote on Cobalt.

I didn't understand that mail mechanism either, all I knew was that I got mail night 1. So I decided to claim a role having to do with the mail. I guess it could have backfired if there was a real "Mail Finder".

[animorpherv1]

Game was fun too read.

[Ellibereth]

I think I sent DGB something like a hundred pms throughout the game asking questions.
I didn't hammer today because I was worried for some reason that there would be some weird thing happening in Night and I also wasn't that sure on the scum wincon happening. Was pretty sure Spyrex was going to vote Slicey too.

[DrippingGoofball]

Max

Game thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13464

Aligment

Warden's Pet

Role

: PRISON HOOCH MAKER - pick a player to share your hooch with, and he might tell you a secret during lockdown!

Name and Inmate ID Number

Gus Goomer - 456186175R

Charges

DUI (fifth offense), failure to appear, violation of probation.

Sentence and Time Served

:1 year, 7 months served

Crime

You were charged with DUI after you plowed into a fire truck that was backing into a fire station in the Union Town early Monday, police said. You kept on driving while your car was engulfed in flames.

Your Win Condition

You win when all the inmates planning to escape have been gotten rid of, and at least one warden's pet inmate is alive.

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Two Alabamans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"

HackerHuck

Game thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13464

Aligment

Warden's Pet

Role

: You are in jail. Your role is prisoner. When in lock down, you do nothing but stare at the ceiling and hope for mail.

Name and Inmate ID Number

Claude Hopper - 598656872T

Charges

Grand Theft Auto.

Sentence and Time Served

:8 weeks, 2 days served

Crime

While drunk, you tried to steal an ambulance - with the patient still in it.

Your Win Condition

You win when all the inmates planning to escape have been gotten rid of, and at least one warden's pet inmate is alive.

====================
An Alabaman came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry on over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have them big red trucks?"

Super Awesome Mega Pimp!

Game thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13464

Aligment

Warden's Pet

Role

: You are in jail. Your role is prisoner. When in lock down, you do nothing but stare at the ceiling and hope for mail.

Name and Inmate ID Number

Colonel Rangelbone - 051972187S

Charges

Robbery

Sentence and Time Served

:3 weeks, 13 days served

Crime

After stealing a bottle of Schnapps and a package of cough drops from a Birmingham grocery store, you ran out then hid in a nearby building. Unhappily for you, that building happened to be the police station.

Your Win Condition

You win when all the inmates planning to escape have been gotten rid of, and at least one warden's pet inmate is alive.

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A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke.

The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's from Alabama,too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?"

The guy says, "Nah."

To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya chicken?"

The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times."

Slicey-UncertainKitten

Game thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13464

Aligment

Warden's Pet

Role

: You are in jail. Your role is prisoner. When in lock down, you do nothing but stare at the ceiling and hope for mail.

Name and Inmate ID Number

Les Feelegm - 754974547Y

Charges

Assault, Elder Abuse and Robbery

Sentence and Time Served

:4 months, 46 days served

Crime

While robbing an elderly victim, you became upset that a bystander tried to break up the crime by punching you in the face. You called the police to report an assault.

Bad move.

Your Win Condition

You win when all the inmates planning to escape have been gotten rid of, and at least one warden's pet inmate is alive.

====================
Q. Why did they build the Mercedes plant so close to the University of Alabama?
A. Because they have an endless supply of crash test dummies right down the road.

Farside22

Game thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13464

Aligment

Warden's Pet

Role

: You are in jail. Your role is prisoner. When in lock down, you do nothing but stare at the ceiling and hope for mail.

Name and Inmate ID Number

Dexter Steerhaul - 578457847Q

Charges

Second-Degree Manslaugther

Sentence and Time Served

:5 years, 18 months served, parole hearing next week

Crime

While driving a huge rig, you hit a disabled car on Highway 65, killing a woman... You were watching porn. While driving a huge truck that can't stop or swerve quickly. The crash killed Hayley Jackson. She was 23, and the mother of six young children.

Your Win Condition

You win when all the inmates planning to escape have been gotten rid of, and at least one warden's pet inmate is alive.

====================
Q. How do you get an Auburn student off your porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza!

Grimmy

Game thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13464

Aligment

Warden's Pet

Role

: You are in jail. Your role is prisoner. When in lock down, you do nothing but stare at the ceiling and hope for mail.

Name and Inmate ID Number

Jethro Hoopnudl - 127274579A

Charges

Burglary, forgery

Sentence and Time Served

:8 months, 3 months served

Crime

You stole checks during a home burglary in Chilton County but went to the wrong bank to cash them. Augie Mae Dushbarg is a clerk at the Colonial Bank and was at work at the drive-through window when you tried to cash one of her personal checks. You got nervous when she challenged you, and you sped away leaving your driver’s license and Social Security card at the bank.

Your Win Condition

You win when all the inmates planning to escape have been gotten rid of, and at least one warden's pet inmate is alive.

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An Alabama and an Auburn cheerleader where each late for breakfast at cheerleading camp so they had to eat cereal instead of a hot breakfast.

The Alabama cheerleader fixed her bowl of Cheerios and went to sit at a nearby table.

The Auburn cheerleader picked up the box and started to pour herself some, but suddenly stopped with a dumb look on her face.

The Alabama cheerleader asked her what was wrong, to which the Auburn cheerleader replied, "Nothing. I've just never seen doughnut seeds before!"

SpyreX

Game thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13464

Aligment

Warden's Pet

Role

: You are in jail. Your role is prisoner. When in lock down, you do nothing but stare at the ceiling and hope for mail.

Name and Inmate ID Number

Bucephelus Charlton - 651974842B

Charges

Malicious Mischief

Sentence and Time Served

:2 weeks, 11 days served

Crime

You tried to sneak in the dressing room of nude performers, at the Lusty Cousins strip bar. What did you expect to see? Women with their clothes on? You are now made fun of as the Peep Show Peeping Tom.

Police said you climbed through the ceiling panels and onto the glass ceiling above the dance floor. A stripper "was startled when your legs came crashing through the glass panel ceiling above her," according to the police report. "She stated before the subject fell through she had heard what she thought was kicking or pounding above her head."

Yes, they do have a glass ceiling at the strip club.

The damage to the ceiling tiles above the front door, the glass ceiling above the strippers and the ceiling crawl space in stall No. 7 were so severe the Lusty Cousins – normally a 24-hour operation – had to close temporarily.

Your Win Condition

You win when all the inmates planning to escape have been gotten rid of, and at least one warden's pet inmate is alive.

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An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-20. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"

Minineko

Game thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13464

Aligment

Warden's Pet

Role

: You are in jail. Your role is prisoner. When in lock down, you do nothing but stare at the ceiling and hope for mail.

Name and Inmate ID Number

Bucephelus Charlton - 651974842B

Charges

Malicious Mischief

Sentence and Time Served

:2 weeks, 11 days served

Crime

You tried to sneak in the dressing room of nude performers, at the Lusty Cousins strip bar. What did you expect to see? Women with their clothes on? You are now made fun of as the Peep Show Peeping Tom.

Police said you climbed through the ceiling panels and onto the glass ceiling above the dance floor. A stripper "was startled when your legs came crashing through the glass panel ceiling above her," according to the police report. "She stated before the subject fell through she had heard what she thought was kicking or pounding above her head."

Yes, they do have a glass ceiling at the strip club.

The damage to the ceiling tiles above the front door, the glass ceiling above the strippers and the ceiling crawl space in stall No. 7 were so severe the Lusty Cousins – normally a 24-hour operation – had to close temporarily.

Your Win Condition

You win when all the inmates planning to escape have been gotten rid of, and at least one warden's pet inmate is alive.

====================
Q. What is the most common line used by an Auburn alum?
A. Would you like fries with that?

pwnman

Game thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13464

Aligment

Warden's Pet

Role

: You are in jail. Your role is prisoner. When in lock down, you do nothing but stare at the ceiling and hope for mail.

Name and Inmate ID Number

Jimmy Bob "Cooter" Remington - 787484489L

Charges

Attempted armed robbery

Sentence and Time Served

:4 months, 2 days served

Crime

You went up to a teller and stammered, “Any idea how you rob a bank?” The staff asked you to leave, and you meekly obeyed, but not before accidentally stabbing yourself in the leg with your own knife.

Your Win Condition

You win when all the inmates planning to escape have been gotten rid of, and at least one warden's pet inmate is alive.

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Q: Why do folks in Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?

A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.

Cobalt

Your group of plastic spoon tunnel diggers is: Ellibereth (Bubba Ray Larmey), Jahudo (Tucker Einberg), Cobalt (Hunter Hogg Switch) can whisper through the pipes during lockdown.

Your QT is here: http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/FHTMWnPDESXzR
Game thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13464

Aligment

Planning escape

Role

: SHIV-MAKER - You have crafted a shiv for self defense. Being slightly paranoid from years of drug use, silent inmates really make you nervous. You may kill any inmate that fails to post for more than 120 RL hours, of 5 RL days. If you use the shiv, you will hand it to someone else. If that person dies, it will be picked up by a random player that is alive. Your day action is posted in -thread:

Shiv: playername

.

You are in jail. You are going insane! You must get out of here. After, what is jail for, if not a place you have all day to waste planning an escape from?

Name and Inmate ID Number

Hunter Hogg Switch - 846486486F

Charges

Possession

Sentence and Time Served

:10 days, 2 days served

Crime

You were nailed for drug possession after you went into the ladies loos to undo your girlfriend's trousers so she would not ruin her new nail varnish.

A police officer became suspicious when he saw you and a woman go into the ladies public toilets at the Pool Room Tuscaloosa bus station. The officer followed the both of you and knocked on the cubicle door. You were searched when you left the cubicle and two wraps of cannabis were found on you.

Your Win Condition

You and your buddies are digging a tunnel with plastic spoons to escape this prison. Your goal is to eliminate all threats to your plan, and allow at least one of you to escape to freedom.

During lock downs, you can use your powers of hypnosis to make a player hang himself. Your group of would-be jailbirds can only get rid of one player per lockdown. Your kill method will show the player as hanging himself.

You win with your escape buddies. Other players refer to themselves as "warden's pet."

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Several years ago the city of Birmingham decided to lease several English style double decker buses to transport the Auburn and Alabama fans to the Iron bowl. On this bus, the Auburn fans were on the bottom level and the Alabama fans were on the top deck. as we started off to the stadium, all of the Auburn fans were making a lot of noise yelling "War Eagle" and having a good time. We noticed that the Alabama fans were quiet. Not a sound was coming from the upper deck.

I decided to go up top and see what was wrong. As I arrived up top , I noticed that all of the Alabama fans had their hands clasped on the rail in front of them and they all were white as a sheet. I was stunned. I asked them why they all were so frightened?

They replied with fear in their eyes, "WE DON'T HAVE A DRIVER."

Jahudo

Your group of plastic spoon tunnel diggers is: Ellibereth (Bubba Ray Larmey), Jahudo (Tucker Einberg), Cobalt (Hunter Hogg Switch) can whisper through the pipes during lockdown.

Your QT is here: http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/FHTMWnPDESXzR
Game thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13464

Aligment

Planning escape

Role

: You are in jail. You are going insane! You must get out of here. After, what is jail for, if not a place you have all day to waste planning an escape from?

Name and Inmate ID Number

Tucker Einberg - 318648996V

Charges

Burglary, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and attempted burglary of an occupied dwelling

Sentence and Time Served

:4 weeks, 1 week served

Crime

You tried to get away from your crime scene by pedal boat and bicycle, clad only in boxer shorts

You were arrested 200 yards offshore in Lake Martin after witnesses said you burglarized two homes on Bard's Lane.

"We've had suspects try to jump in the water before, but never before have I seen a pedal boat used as a means of escape," said sheriff's spokesman Rodney Alice Miller, who has more than 23 years in law enforcement.

The Sheriff's Office says you first broke into the home of Hattie Cheerio Goodpickett, who heard breaking glass around 9 a.m. and found a pair of sunglasses on her windowsill. She did not see anyone suspicious around. But not long after, someone did.

Goodpickett's neighbor, Skinwell Oatcake, awoke to use the bathroom and found you, a transient, ransacking his home, the arrest report said.

Your Win Condition

You and your buddies are digging a tunnel with plastic spoons to escape this prison. Your goal is to eliminate all threats to your plan, and allow at least one of you to escape to freedom.
During lock downs, you can use your contraband crystal meth to overdose a player you fear is on to your plan. Your group of would-be jailbirds can only get rid of one player per lockdown. Your kill method will show the player as overdosing.

You win with your escape buddies.

====================
It was recently announced that a franchise was building a new Taco Bell in Tuscaloosa. The University's response was "Why do we need another phone company?"

Ellibereth

Your group of plastic spoon tunnel diggers is: Ellibereth (Bubba Ray Larmey), Jahudo (Tucker Einberg), Cobalt (Hunter Hogg Switch) can whisper through the pipes during lockdown.

Your QT is here: http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/FHTMWnPDESXzR
Game thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13464

Aligment

Planning escape

Role

: You are in jail. You are going insane! You must get out of here. After, what is jail for, if not a place you have all day to waste planning an escape from?

Name and Inmate ID Number

Bubba Ray Larmey - 554987987W

Charges

Felony vandalism and disorderly conduct

Sentence and Time Served

:14 days, 12 days served

Crime

You were arrested at 1:30 a.m. local time on Friday morning, said Lt. Clementine Gertby Frobe of the Calhoun County Police Department . Police responded to a call from an employee at the Wal-Mart store telling authorities that you walked up to the meat counter and began urinating on the steaks. The disorderly conduct destroyed more than $600 dollars in meat.

Your Win Condition

You and your buddies are digging a tunnel with plastic spoons to escape this prison. Your goal is to eliminate all threats to your plan, and allow at least one of you to escape to freedom.

During lock downs, you can use your contraband crystal meth to overdose a player you fear is on to your plan. Your group of would-be jailbirds can only get rid of one player per lockdown.

Your kill method will show the player as overdosing. You win with your escape buddies.

====================
Q. What do you call a genius at Alabama?
A. Visitor.

[SpyreX]

The only thing I can say is that I did honestly think between the rules I read I was fairly certain there was no cop. So it goes.

[Cobalt]

Highlights for me:
tying myself hard to SpyreX
Pointing out the bad-roles only rule when Slicey had me dead to rights

[Slicey]

Note to self - when fakeclaiming as cop, think of a good role name. I was hoping to avoid giving too much info due to the PR, but it didn't work out too well.

Yeah I was just a VT who knew Cobalt was scum because I know exactly how he plays as scum. Elli had me fooled, Jah was a minor suspect.

And SAMP was so very obviously town. This should be a lesson to never lynch the claimed cop with a guilty over the person he's guilty of, even if they are lying.

[SpyreX]

Note to self: Don't fakeclaim cop, especially when the rules don't support it.

Until I saw that I assumed you WERE a cop (I haven't read the setup notes yet) and just somehow got screwed by misreading the rules.

I don't feel as bad now.

Cobalt did a good job tying himself to me and managing to get enough backlash (especially the "they are scum together") that he fell off my radar entirely. Well done.

[DrippingGoofball]

I have to say I'm a but surprised that the Suspicions were used in blocks of 3 on the same player, rather than being spread out a bit, since we were so far to deadline, and communication was thwarted by the license plate stamping!

[Cobalt]

the suspicion rules were a little unclear, to me at least.
also, I just got three scum wins completed on the same day. How nice.

[farside22]

I figured colbalt was scum after SAMP died but seriously the whole let me invert after saying we have something to look at was terrible logic.
Colbat wasn't playing to his town meta and I called that right. UK really was uncertain.
I really thought Spryex was scum based on his game play all game. Seriously it was that bad.

[SpyreX]

Hey now lets not be extra mean sheesh.

I played horribly, though.

[Super Awesome Mega Zord!]

I figured colbalt was scum after SAMP died but seriously the whole let me invert after saying we have something to look at was terrible logic.

:roll: I shoved Hacker low and Cobalt high, how is that not something to look at? :roll:

[farside22]

I figured colbalt was scum after SAMP died but seriously the whole let me invert after saying we have something to look at was terrible logic.

:roll: I shoved Hacker low and Cobalt high, how is that not something to look at? :roll:

You pushed a player down with no reason.

[Super Awesome Mega Zord!]

Reason: it's not pro-town to sit on a vote that's not going anywhere and avoid the wagons that are actually lynch candidates.

[Grimmy]

i got one out of three right.

Cobalt had me fooled, and Jahudo was on his way to fooling me too.

I suck at this game.

but I loved the set up too much to let it pass me by.

Grimmy
pondering retirement vs boredom

[Slicey]

Note to self: Don't fakeclaim cop, especially when the rules don't support it.

Until I saw that I assumed you WERE a cop (I haven't read the setup notes yet) and just somehow got screwed by misreading the rules.

I don't feel as bad now.

Cobalt did a good job tying himself to me and managing to get enough backlash (especially the "they are scum together") that he fell off my radar entirely. Well done.

Second note to self: Read the goddamn rules.

[Max]

Wow. First game in a long while NKd night one. I had suspicion of elli and cobalt. Jahudo I only thought was scummy for the inversion thing.

DGB night actions from letters etc?