Mini 927: Alabama Correctional Facility - OVER


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Mini 927: Alabama Correctional Facility - OVER

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:21 pm

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GAME RULES:


1. Rather that game days and nights, we have alternating structured activities and LOCK DOWN. The lock down periods are the equivalent of night.

2. Some days will have unusual voting mechanics. Please refer to the posted schedule and rules and regulations.

3. Do not bother outguessing the mod, including guessing alignment with power roles and flavor text. The flavor text is random and for your amusement only, and the power roles are pretty lame. There aren’t many of them.

4. Do not talk about this game outside the thread.

5. If you're dead, you're dead. Do not talk AT ALL until the game is over, not even a bah post.

6. If you have any questions, complaints, or comments, PM the Moderator, especially if you are unsure about any of the rules or about your role.

7. This a medium security facility, do not expect serial killers. We have heard that 3 idiots are trying to escape, but we don’t think they have the brains to pull it off, and the whole lot of you have pretty light sentences and shots are early parole anyway. This isn’t Alcatraz. We don’t think these rumors are credible at all. It would just so stupid, the guards and wardens would lose all faith in mankind.

8. If for some reason you have editing powers, do not edit any of your posts in thread for any reason.
This is a modkillable offense.


9. Lockdown will last 72 hours from the moment a mod ends the day and locks the thread. Get any night choices you have in before that deadline, or they will not take place.

10. You may all be petty criminals, but do not use profanity under penalty of being modkilled.

11. You are in jail. You are all guilty, all of you.

12. Your life in prison will be highly structured. Every day, or period, may bring a different lynch mechanic.

13. Participation. There will be a shiv circulating that will facilitate the murder of any inmate that fails to post for more than 120 RL hours, of 5 RL days.


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DAILY SCHEDULE


PERIOD 1 (day):Prisoners are lined up and counted. Who gets to be last in line? Players push for the player last in line. Using an ordered list of players, you will shove them into a position in the order. The deadline will be 2 weeks, at which time, player’s final place in the order will be determined by their average placement. This player will stab himself himself into early release to the infirmary for the criminally insane pavilion for feeling like a total outcast. He will never be heard from again.

Deadline: 2 weeks


When you feel like it, post a list of players and shove them in this format:

SHOVE:
Player 1, 4
Player 2, 6
[...]
Player 12, 3


PERIOD 2: (night)Lock downMail delivery.


PERIOD 3: (day – “food fight”) It is breakfast, and the cafeteria fills with orange suits, the sound of shackles, the clink of disposable cutlery, the smell of sweat and the shouting of obscenities.

Menu:
Gray water-based lukewarm oatmeal
All-You-Can-Eat Nutriloaf
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Nutriloaf Recipe

15 lb bag Kibbles'N'Bits
5 5-lb bags frozen diced carrots
3 5-lb bags frozen diced green beans
3 5-lb bags frozen peas
3 5-lb bags day old bread, coarsely chopped
1 gallon tomato paste
1 gallon mashed potato flakes
3 lbs dry milk powder
1 cup garlic powder

Spread 3" thick in a 3' x 6' aluminium mold, bake for 2 hours.

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“Oh no, not Nutriloaf AGAIN?!?!?!” That does it. It’s barely human food for lunch, but now Nutriloaf for breakfast??? Patience was running thin to begin with. The inmates are not happy...

Rules:
Any
action verb
preceding “ Nutriloaf:” is considered to be a Nutriloaf attack. At the end of 2 RLweeks, the player stuck with the largest load of Nutriloaf will be fatally injured from a combination of choking, vomiting and liver failure. Each player has only one Nutriloaf. Nutriloaf is highly resistant to shock, and can throw repeatedly. However, its brick-like properties cause strain on your arm, and you can only throw Nutriloaf 3 times before you pull a muscle.

Deadline: 2 weeks


Format
Catapult <playername's> Nutriloaf: playername


PERIOD 4: (night): Lock down


PERIOD 5 (day): License plate making
Post restriction day! All posts restricted to 7 capital letters and can include digits. Production requirements demand that players post at least 20 posts before day’s end, lest they get beaten up by the guards. Because you have been doing this for so long, you have worked up a code:

ILN I82= I love Nutriloaf I ate two!
OMG PB4= OMG bladder is empty
ATE IN4= Appeal to Emotion of Inmate #4
IN8 ODM = Overdefensive much, Inmate #8?
DSD IN9= Die Scum Die Inmate #9
...and anything else you guys may want to work out during the prior periods.


If a player is doesn’t appear to concentrate, it’s probably because he’s plotting an escape plan in his head. The player that receives the most suspicions of daydreaming is voted by the inmates. Suspicions are additive, but there are only 3 available per player during each 24 RL hr period.

Deadline: 2 RL weeks.


Format:
Suspect: playername


PERIOD 6: (night) Lock down


PERIOD 7 (day): Shower
Slippery soap bar toss up. Who will drop that soap? The soap can be tossed only a number of times before if becomes to slippery to grab. There will be a not-quite totally reliable “slippery meter” to help you. However drops the soap will die of a truly horrible death, a death that will dare not speak its name.

Deadline: None


Format:
Toss soap: playername


PERIOD 8 (night) Lock down


PERIOD 9: (day) Snitch time.
Your warden has discovered an escape plan. We are convening an emergency meeting to give you the opportunity to snitch in exchange for special privileges (namely, fried chicken, biscuits, gravy and fries instead of Nutriloaf). Whoever is snitched by a majority of inmates is taken aside and beaten by the warden, and sent to the great big infirmary in the sky.

Deadline: None


Format:
Snitch: playername


PERIOD 8 (night) Lock down


Any remaining periods, if any, are repeats of periods 7 and 8.

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ENDGAMED
  1. Minineko aka Ray-Nathan Raleigh, #489648964N, 3 years for robbery.

  2. SpyreX aka Bucephelus Charlton, #651974842B, sentenced to 2 weeks for Malicious Mischief.

  3. Grimmy aka Jethro Hoopnudl, #127274579A, serving 8 months for burglary, forgery.
No longer incarcerated:
  1. Jimmy Bob "Cooter" Remington - 787484489L - Townie turned survivor and subsequently modkilled for quoting his role PM is now dead.

  2. Hacker Huck, Warden's Pet, aka Claude Hopper, #598656872T, sentenced to 8 weeks for Grand Theft Auto, taken to the infirmary for excessive shoving.

  3. Max, Warden's Pet, aka Gus Goomer, #456186175R, Prison Hooch Maker, sentenced to 1 year for DUI (fifth offense), failure to appear, violation of probation - overdosed.

  4. Super Awesome Mega Pimp!, Warden's Pet, aka Colonel Rangelbone, #051972187S, sentenced to 3 weeks for Robbery, has been completely knocked out by repeated Nutriloaves blows to the head.

  5. farside22, aka Dexter Steerhaul, #578457847Q, sentenced to 5 yrs for second-degree manslaughter, has overdosed while in lock down.

  6. Slicey, aka Les Feelegm, #754974547Y, sentenced to 4 months for Assault, Elder Abuse and Robbery. Silenced Day 3

WINNERS
  1. Cobalt, aka Hunter Hogg Switch, #846486486F, sentenced to 10 days for possession
    .
  2. Jahudo, aka Tucker Einberg, #318648996V, sentenced to 4 weeks for burglary, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and attempted burglary of an occupied dwelling

    Ellibereth, aka Bubba Ray Larmey, #554987987W, a 14 day sentence for felony vandalism and disorderly conduct
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:09 am

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Drrrriiiiiiinnnng!

Everyone get up! I said, up! I want you all lined up get get down to the cafeteria.

Hurry up, we're gettin' old.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:17 am

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Random shoving phase?

Shove:
UncertainKitten 12
Minineko 1
Ellibereth 5
Jahudo 6
SpyreX 9
Max 4
farside22 8
HackerHuck 7
Super Awesome Mega Pimp! 11
Cobalt 3
pwnman 10
Grimmy 2

Mod: Can we have a shove count please?


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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:20 am

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Shove 1, 12
2,11
3,10
4,9
5,8
6,7
7,6
6,5
5,4
4,3
3,2
2,1
1,12


get all ye behind me. Im a bible reading man and should be at the head of the line in front of all of you unwashed heathen. So it is said and grimmy makes it so.

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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:21 am

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and for goodmeasure because its harder to count when yoru thumping your bible so loudly...

Shove: 12, 1


all this shoving makes me queasy.

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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:44 am

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Wait what how does this work help i am so confused i dont get it help im drowning

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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:45 am

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Grimmy needs to use names instead of numbers. ;P

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Ellibereth 3
Jahudo 4
SpyreX 5
Max 6
farside22 7
HackerHuck 8
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Cobalt 10
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:59 am

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Do we only get a certain number of shoves?
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:17 am

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Names are for rich people.

Shove 6, 9


The dirtiest joke in the line

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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:25 am

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So this is an interesting machanic that needs some thinking to it.

I noticed this in today's rule:
at which time, player’s final place in the order will be determined by their average placement.
That means the person in last is not necessarily the person who is eliminated but the person who is pushed to the bottom the most is lynched.
I need to think on this a bit.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:02 am

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I just spent a great deal of time trying to find out my wincon then in the rules it cleared it up when I read that there are no serial killers. Unless I'm another third party role.

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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:04 am

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Max wrote:I just spent a great deal of time trying to find out my wincon then in the rules it cleared it up when I read that there are no serial killers. Unless I'm another third party role.

Shove farside: 10
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:38 am

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Can we at least try to keep the line order in tact when shoving to confuse people less?

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Ellibereth 3
Jahudo 4
SpyreX 5
Max 6
farside22 7
HackerHuck 8
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Cobalt 10
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Grimmy 12
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:25 am

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Shoving party?

And Max claimed third party? Yeehaw

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SpyreX 1
Max 12
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HackerHuck 8
Super Awesome Mega Pimp! 9
Cobalt 10
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:20 am

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Huh, where did I claim third party? I said that I didn't have a wincon. That has since been rectified.

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UncertainKitten - 2
Minineko - 3
Ellibereth - 4
Jahudo - 5
farside22 - 6
HackerHuck - 7
Super Awesome Mega Pimp! - 8
Cobalt - 9
pwnman - 10
Grimmy - 11
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:28 am

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YOUR CURRENT RANKING IN LINE2.0 Minineko
2.0 Minineko
4.0 Ellibereth
5.0 Jahudo
5.0 SpyreX
5.3 UncertainKitten
6.7 Grimmy
7.3 Max
7.3 farside22
7.7 HackerHuck
7.7 Cobalt
9.7 Super Awesome Mega Pimp!
10.7 pwnman


Only shoves in the proper format count, see Minineko, Ellibereth, SpyreX and Max's latest.

At deadline, whoever is last may not make it to the cafeteria...
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:28 am

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I just spent a great deal of time trying to find out my wincon then in the rules it cleared it up when I read that there are no serial killers. Unless I'm another third party role.
So you had NO win condition and opted to leap to "serial killer" / "another third party" instead of just asking where your win condition was?

I know its a prison and all, but something smells fishy.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:30 am

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How did it saying "no Sk's" in the rules clear it up then?
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:31 am

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(Determined by random.org)Shove:

pwnman-1

UncertainKitten-2

Minineko-3

Ellibereth-4

Jahudo-5

SpyreX-6

Max-7

farside22-8

HackerHuck-9

Super Awesome Mega Pimp!-10

Cobalt-11

Grimmy-12


Stop shoving me 10th guys! I'm nice
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:36 am

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Random sucks.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:37 am

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Shove:
UncertainKitten 4
Minineko 3
Ellibereth 1
Jahudo 5
SpyreX 2
Max 12
farside22 6
HackerHuck 7
Super Awesome Mega Pimp! 8
Cobalt 9
pwnman 11
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:45 am

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How did it saying "no Sk's" in the rules clear it up then?
Because if there are no SKs then I doubt there are any other third party roles. I PMd DGB and the best thing to presume is that you have no role: ergo neither pro nor anti town role. Therefore it is not one of the two main parties it must be a third party.

It's logical.
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:45 am

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pwnman wrote:
(Determined by random.org)Shove:

pwnman-1
UncertainKitten-2
Minineko-3
Ellibereth-4
Jahudo-5
SpyreX-6
Max-7
farside22-8
HackerHuck-9
Super Awesome Mega Pimp!-10
Cobalt-11
Grimmy-12


Stop shoving me 10th guys! I'm nice
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:51 am

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Wrong order! Order players first, then assign a position. It has to fit nicely in my Excel worksheet. Try again.
I don't get you DGB. How is pwnman's wrong yet mine is right?
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:56 am

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Yay shoving! :D

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Ellibereth 2
Jahudo 10
SpyreX 4
Max 3
farside22 11
HackerHuck 7
Super Awesome Mega Pimp! 1
Cobalt 9
pwnman 5
Grimmy 12
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