The cafeteria staff slops one disgusting, stomach-turning, nausea-inducing portion of Nutriloaf on each of your plates.
If someone throws Nutriloaf at you, you can throw it back at someone else's head. Each Nutriloaf can be thrown only 3 times before it disintegrates in your hand, at which point you have to eat it.
When tossing Nutriloaf, please mention the name of the original owner of the Nutriloaf.
Ex:
catapult DrippingGoofball's Nutriloaf to <player-that-deserves-it>
Later, that player can throw it at someone else:
Ex:
launch DrippingGoofball's Nutriloaf to <player-that-deserves-it-MORE>
When that player throw it a third time, it reaches its FINAL destination:
Ex:
launch DrippingGoofball's Nutriloaf to <player-that-deserves-it-MORE-than-anyone-in-the-history-of-the-Universe>
That player is then stuck with DrippingGoofball's Nutriloaf until deadline.
Why'd you tell her to look it up instead of looking it up yourself? 
pwnman's actions int his game were 1) a random shove 2) a serious shove and 3) a needless claim. All of which townies do as much as scum. Your argument is invalid.
But I think there's a bright side, 
the information gained from shove-switches will be a lot more useful than typical vote records. Once we get a scum, we have more than just a list of who protected scum and who didn't, we have hard numerical evidence of who was most protecting scum. 
