King Of The Hill

[magellan]

Upon my perch on the town water tower, I peer down the scopes on my sniper rifle. I see banana 563's head in the cross hairs. I prepare to pull the trigger, committing a cold-blooded act of murder
*BOOM* Head shot
I'm too lazy to leave my perch, who get's the hill now?

[magellan]

*BOOM* Head shot

[magellan]

Uhhhhh, that wasn't me, it was the sniper who was next to me that had the same exact gun. I send in a zergling to eat your brains, then I burrow him on top of the hill

[magellan]

But I'm not dead, and the sniper who was killed dropped his gun off the water tower.

[magellan]

I send in 12 roaches, and being OP as they are, they own your ass. I then construct a small zerg base at the hill. I also MC a SCV and make hidden factories.

[magellan]

Wow, have you ever heard of starcraft? Well, I get into my radiation suit and climb onto the hill. I kick you in the gut and push you off the hill.

[magellan]

WOW SUCKS, WARCRAFT 3 RULES, I take my teir 7 two handed axe and chop your head off. forgetting to put om my radiation suit, I die of cancer.

[magellan]

"Nuclear Launch Detected" You have no observers, sci vessels, comsats, or overlords. What now?
You die and I claim the hill

[magellan]

Keep your hill, I'm moving on the hill next to yours

[magellan]

Oh crap, I tripped and dropped a bomb onto your mansion, sorry.
I move to your hill

[magellan]

too bad I had explosives in that hill that detonate 2 minutes after the first hill gets blown up. You blow up and I climb into the crater of the first hill.

[magellan]

I take a gun and shoot you in the face
HEADSHOT
Blue team is in the lead

[magellan]

That was a dummy too, I take a gun and shoot you.
MAH HILL
Blue team has gained control of the hill

[magellan]

I won the 20 Q game, I take the hill because I'm awesome like that!

[magellan]

But I still won, I retake the hill
BLUE TEAM HAS TAKEN THE LEAD

[magellan]

No, you're the one in the time paradox, I'm actually on the real hill.
You've been confused by the time paradox.

[magellan]

Well, I throw a stick of kryptonite at you and you die.
I get the hill

[magellan]

I shoot you. In the head. Then to make sure you're dead, I shoot you in the head again. I claim that hill.
Blue team has the hill

[magellan]

I leave this game and Join a FFA where there are no teams. I take the hill there.

[magellan]

Look, in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It's Superman, and he punched out all your blood after eating half a sandvich. I then take the hill back.

[magellan]

LAW ---------> Your face
My Hill.

[magellan]

A Light Anti-tank Weapon is fired at your face
I claim the hill.

[magellan]

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My hill or be rolled over by the tank.

[magellan]

whatever I type always changes when I post it. well, I doubt you made that tank like I did. I get the hill. (Your initials aren't fsc)

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[magellan]

Still doesn't work... ):

[magellan]

You got rolled over by the tank
My hill
Blu team is in the lead.
But we're probably going to lose it seeing that we have 5 engineers and 6 snipers.

[magellan]

My engineers ans snipers respawn as pyros, soldiers, demos, and heavies. you get owned.
Blu team has the hill

[magellan]

"Blu" is from TF2
Boom. Headshot
Magellan is dominating Zang
The enemy team has taken the intelligence
I mean the hill

[magellan]

Well, I throw Zang's corpse at you and you fall off the very steep side of the hill.
My hill now
L'Equipe bleu gagnes

[magellan]

Je vais gagner le match
you get rolled over by my tank. again.
I sit in my tank on top of the hill

[magellan]

Hey, Blue's my team color.
Force choke... Wait, the force isn't real.
Choke.
You die
I get the hill

[magellan]

EBWOP
my comp lagged so I only saw CSl's post

[magellan]

Me

and Zang join the Awesome team.

Bad grammar, I get the hill by default

[magellan]

Sihg.. Im' a GOAST! Hwo cna you kil i?

Bad spelling and grammar, Again I get the hill, and a bunch of grammar nazis join me and shoot you
Also, You blew my clone to bits.

[magellan]

*respawns*
walks outside
takes my sniper rifle
looks into the scope
sees your head
BOOM heashot
Places landmines all over your respawn
My hill

[magellan]

Nah, I overpower the sissy grammar nazis

[magellan]

What's that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a nuclear warhead!
It blows up the hill.
we're playing CTF now

[magellan]

I kill you for being Zang
Awesomer's hill

[magellan]

well, I captured your flag. I then beat you to death with it. I plant your flag on top of the hill, but I doodled all over it. I place a lawn chair on the hill and drink some lemonade

[magellan]

I kill you by eating CSL's magical ice cream that destroys all bacteria
I then Shoot everyone who's on the hill in the gut and the face. I claim the hill for

blue team

[magellan]

I shoot you.

My hill.

[magellan]

Well, This gun has more than one bullet.
I shoot you again.

My hill.

[magellan]

*Nuclear Launch Detected*

[magellan]

Um, it didn't explode yet. you're going to be in the bunker for a while.

[magellan]

The bullets I inserted in the vending machine suddenly appear in your brain.

You die, and I take over your bunker.

[magellan]

But I'm an alien too, and I eat

alien, mutated radioactive potato chips of death

all the time.

Still my hill because I'm not dead yet

[magellan]

You didn't claim the hill.

[magellan]

Using the gun I got out of the vending machine, I shoot you while you're looking at the night sky.
Our hill.

[magellan]

You die as the vending machine crushes your bones.

Our hill. (and vending machine)

[magellan]

A flaming chicken Owns your face.

Our hill

[magellan]

I claim the hill.

My hill

BTW, your bunker is 1 mile from the hill

[magellan]

You know the furniture you bought? it came from a vending machine.
You died

My hill

[magellan]

*Nuclear Launch Detected*

BOOM! you die.

I take the hill

[magellan]

I take a gun and sh
Then I step onto th
I set up lots of land
amidoinitrite?

[magellan]

As you walk to the hill, you get pwned by a level 1 sentry I put around the corner.
MAH HILL'S SAPPING MA SENTRY!
That Zang's a SPAH!

[magellan]

NYDUS CANAL!!!!!

50 hydralisks own your CC and I build a hatchery on the hill

My hill!!!!

[magellan]

Vote Lynch mb53

That was the hammer.

While you're dead, I take the hill

[magellan]

I strangle you with a mouse pad.

I take the hill

[magellan]

well, A SAM in the USA blocked your nuke.

Then I move to a third hill on the moon.

[magellan]

I take over the hill in the US. Then I mind control CSL. I make him kill you, destroy the russian hill, then kill himself.

My hill.

[magellan]

Well then, I still MC'd CSL and made him kill you all. then I take over your hill.

MY hill and CSL's.

[magellan]

the hill ate you too.
I stab you in the hill's stomach, then stab the hill's heart. I claim the dead hill's body.

[magellan]

I hire raynor's raiders to kill you all and protect the hill.

Our hill!