King Of The Hill

[magellan]

Wow, have you ever heard of starcraft? Well, I get into my radiation suit and climb onto the hill. I kick you in the gut and push you off the hill.

[Zang]

Yes

I procceed to climb the hill and plunge a flag through you suit visor. On the flag sais-

WARCRAFT ROCKS!

I then claim the hill in the name of WOW

[magellan]

WOW SUCKS, WARCRAFT 3 RULES, I take my teir 7 two handed axe and chop your head off. forgetting to put om my radiation suit, I die of cancer.

[Zang]

They are equally awesome

I take a greater health potion and claim the hill

[magellan]

"Nuclear Launch Detected" You have no observers, sci vessels, comsats, or overlords. What now?
You die and I claim the hill

[Zang]

What now?
I kill you

I claim the hill and plant landmines on the hill

[magellan]

Keep your hill, I'm moving on the hill next to yours

[Zang]

I destroy the landmines careful not to trigger any and build a giant mansion on the hill with the best security known to man, I procceed to live in this mansion.

[magellan]

Oh crap, I tripped and dropped a bomb onto your mansion, sorry.
I move to your hill

[Zang]

I survive the blast in a bomb shelter and then blow up the hill with pre-set explosives and I move to the second hill which is now the only hill.

[magellan]

too bad I had explosives in that hill that detonate 2 minutes after the first hill gets blown up. You blow up and I climb into the crater of the first hill.

[Zang]

Shrapnel from the exploded hill rains down and hits you, I then claim both craters.

[magellan]

I take a gun and shoot you in the face
HEADSHOT
Blue team is in the lead

[Zang]

That was a dummy of me, and it's headwas filled with toxic acid which kill you and flood the surrounding craters, I then claim the toxic pools of death.

[magellan]

That was a dummy too, I take a gun and shoot you.
MAH HILL
Blue team has gained control of the hill

[Zang]

Pacifists come and steal your guns, you chase after them and the hill is mine.

Red Team has retaken the lead!

[magellan]

I won the 20 Q game, I take the hill because I'm awesome like that!

[Zang]

I give you a long, confusing and boring lecture about whyi deserved to win, you then admit that I should have won if I shut up which I do. in your humility you go home and cry and the hill is mine once more!

[magellan]

But I still won, I retake the hill
BLUE TEAM HAS TAKEN THE LEAD

[Zang]

Or so you think, you are actually trapped in a time paradox. In the real world, I still have the hill. GO RED TEAM!

[magellan]

No, you're the one in the time paradox, I'm actually on the real hill.
You've been confused by the time paradox.

[Zang]

We are both in time paradox, the universe collapses and me being a superhero (as you may remember) i am the only one who survives and using my mind powers I create a new hill which is now mine.

[magellan]

Well, I throw a stick of kryptonite at you and you die.
I get the hill

[Zang]

Over the horizon comes the yellow sun which replenishes my powers, I proceed to kill you and get the hill.

[banana 563]

I facestab the both of you epic n00bs.

Time has been added.

Now, go purple team, get CP #4!

Also my hill.