King Of The Hill

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Simulation end

Ah... that was a fun game. Back to reality. I'm going to go back to my luxurious mansion situated on a gorgeous hill. Bye guys!

[Zang]

But I am your butler! I kill you in your sleep and inherit you vast fortune! (including

your

my hill)

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

It is determined that the will is a forgery and you go to jail for life.

A shrine in my honour is built on the hill.

[yabbaguy]

Simulation end of MMM's simulation

No reality alteration pyramids please.

[Zang]

I escape from jail, put on a disguise, go to the hill and piss on your statue. The smell is so bad they have to tear down your statue and then they put one up in honor of the red team.

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Ha! How cute! Zang thinks he's won! He doesn't see...

That mansion/jail episode was in a simulation. yabbaguy ended the simulation for me and I got booted back to the real world. You however, are trapped in the simulation.

And oh yes...

MY HILL!!!

[Zang]

My team of the worlds best scientific Brains duccesfully hack me out of the simulation, meanwhile all you have is a donkey and a typewriter. Your donkey gets tired of your low wages and kicks you off the hill. I calm the donkey down, give it a bag of oats and it joins the red team. Mine and my donkeys hill.

[jmj3000]

I tunnel up from underneath the hill and create a pit beneath you and your donkey, causing you to fall. I then fill the pit in, burying you and the donkey, and calmly relax on my hill.

[Zang]

To bad it's not deep enough, I grab you under with me and feast on you and my donkeys flesh for all of eternity. No ones hill...but I have a sick tunnel

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

I tell all the other donkeys about your cruelty, they stampede the hill and kill you.

With both Zang and jmj3000 dead, I claim the hill.

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Oh. Then... who was that guy the donkeys stampeded?

[Zang]

Oh. Then... who was that guy the donkeys stampeded?

YOU! My hill

[magellan]

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My hill or be rolled over by the tank.

[Mysterious Mystery Man]

Oh, look at that! The tank explodes... I wonder how that could've happened.

Since I saved his life, Zang pledges to become my servant for eternity. Our hill!

[Zang]

You surrender after seeing my tank



hey Magellan, want to form an alliance?

[magellan]

whatever I type always changes when I post it. well, I doubt you made that tank like I did. I get the hill. (Your initials aren't fsc)

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[magellan]

Still doesn't work... ):

[CSL]

Amongst the confusion, the

Indigo Team

reclaims the hill.

MY HILL!!!!!~

[magellan]

You got rolled over by the tank
My hill
Blu team is in the lead.
But we're probably going to lose it seeing that we have 5 engineers and 6 snipers.

[CSL]

I move around the area, cutting down your engineers, plant a charge on the tank, and assassinate your snipers. I then blow up the tank with the charges.

MY HILL~

[Zang]

Why won't youhelp me Magellan? We could be the purple team…speaking of purple, I kill csl because purple is way better than indigo. My non indigo hill

[Zang]

whatever I type always changes when I post it. well, I doubt you made that tank like I did. I get the hill. (Your initials aren't fsc)

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how do you know that fsc aren't the initials to my real name?

*twilight zone music*

or maybe…it's not!!!!

*gasp*

wait isn't that what you just said

*sigh*

[magellan]

My engineers ans snipers respawn as pyros, soldiers, demos, and heavies. you get owned.
Blu team has the hill

[Zang]

My team of super intelligient scientific brains kill you for not knowing how to spell "blue".

Red team's hill

[magellan]

"Blu" is from TF2
Boom. Headshot
Magellan is dominating Zang
The enemy team has taken the intelligence
I mean the hill