King Of The Hill
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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Why is it two dead people's valley? only one actually died...my death was never announced...
...as saberwolf falls to his what seems to be impending doom, he remembers he has a parachute on. He pulls the strap, and releases the chute, gently costing down towards the side of the hill. After a successful landing, he climbs back to the top of the hill, where he confronts SC, and attacks him for making confusing sentences [I make a hill a safe distance away from the top...how is that possible? ] I slit his throat and watch as his life trickles away, then kick him over the edge down into the valley. As his body falls down the hill, it knocks over yabbaguy, who was climbing the hill, and the pair of them fall down the hill. The repeat bashings to yabba's body eventually kills him as they reach the bottom.
Three dead men's valley
MY hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
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crypto Mafia Scum
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You have been banned for the following reason: No reason was specified. Date the ban will be lifted: Never.
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Account Name: saberwolf Contact Email: [undisclosed] VAC Status: Banned from some secure servers because of a cheating infraction.
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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*has taken law classes*
Can't be infractured for no reason, appeal void and rejected.
*hacks the mainframe and changes his VAC status just in case...however, he doesn't really need to do this anyways...none of the secure servers mentioned are associated with mafiascum.net *
*gives crypto a hug and a cookie*
It's ok to be jealous
MY hill
MY won court case
MY jealous nemesis
YOUR cookieShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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saberwolf and crypto both die in a fire.
My hill.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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crypto Mafia Scum
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
I shove crypto in a wood chipper nine times just to be safe.
My hill.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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crypto Mafia Scum
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AnkleLock Townie
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animorpherv1 Honey Trap
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yabbaguy (O)ptimized
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*ani is banned for abusing mod powers and the thread is unlocked*
My second hill.yabbaguy ~ Winning without actually winning.
Town: 10-21 | Mafia: 3-4 | Other: 0-1
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mask man Goon
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I'm really considering a "King of the Hill" game now, with signups and shit.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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I cut off mask man's hands so he can not type up the new thread.
My hill and mask man's handless arms.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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mask man Goon
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sure sucks to be my stunt double. Poor Johny Depp.ShowThe monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.-
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yabbaguy (O)ptimized
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*SC is banned for not actually kicking me off the hill*
My autocratic hill.yabbaguy ~ Winning without actually winning.
Town: 10-21 | Mafia: 3-4 | Other: 0-1
yGDB(meta + commentary)
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AnkleLock Townie
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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*the Y2K bug comes back for revenge and wipes the slate clean...when the dust has settled Saberwolf is left standing with two hills...*
My hills
Combine them to make a superhill
MY superhillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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I air raid the superhill and land my plane on it when I'm done.
My superhill.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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MafiaSSK Jack of All Trades
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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I come back from wherever the plane took me with a meat grinder and shove you in it.
My superhill.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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I actually turn the meat grinder, killing MafiaSSK
and while I'm here, I'll stuff SC into it too, turning him into sausage.
I then feed the remains of them to yabba, but don't tell him where it came from
then i return to my raid proof bunker, and then later move on to an unknown location.
MY superhillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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I hire a hit man to poison saberwolf and claim the superhill.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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MafiaSSK Jack of All Trades
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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I run over MafiaSSK with a cement mixer.
MineSTRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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MafiaSSK Jack of All Trades
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saberwolf Mafia Scum
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so I got 4 posts to catch up on...
ok, good so far...BUT:I hire a hit man to poison saberwolf and claim the superhill.
So now, we have a hitmanI drop an anvil on SC as thus killing him. I then claim the superhill.attemptingto poison me, but seeing as SC died, I suppose the hitman would lose incentive, as he doesn't get paid now.
Then, SSK and SC kill each other, voiding each other's claim on the hill
so, in conclusion....
MY hillShowsaberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now
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