Open 147: Vengeful 5P - Game Over before 792

[zwetschenwasser]

James rubbed his eyes at the sound of his name, and realized that his previously comfortable bedside had been replaced by a small room, large enough to house five people. Rocco, Milan, Falstaff, and Gustav joined him, apparently having experienced the same anomaly in their otherwise normal lives. A voice spoke from above, "You are now members of the Society of Slaveneighbors. I have recruited the five of you to appease my inner longing, my passion for chaos, murder, and destruction. Now listen closely. All of you have been armed with powerful magical battlestaffs, which have the destructive force to kill one or more persons. I will give you all information on how and when you can use these battlestaffs shortly. You may elect to doom one of your own to feel the fiery tongues of cobras in my deadly snakepit immediately below you. You tell me who to doom, and I press my button. I will inform you of what you are trying to accomplish, and who you need to kill, shortly. Don't forget, the snakepit is below all of you, and any attempt to escape will doom you all. Enjoy." A dark haze crept upon the five recruits, and they fell into a deep sleep...

A voice spoke into their minds:

You five are listed below...

James-charter
Rocco-Khamisa
Milan-Paradoxombie
Falstaff-Empking
Gustav-ODDin

Ye who are alive:
All

Ye who are dead:
None

I now reveal to you the nature of the alignments and the personas you will all assume for me...

Welcome, XXX. You are my omniscient representative in your organization. As you are all knowing, I will take your battlestaff away from you. I place upon your head the seal of power. You know XXX has a similar, though lesser power of evil than you. You must succeed in destroying the three others, who do not know the power of darkness Khan has given you. Succeed or die, my Khan Warlord.
If you wish, you may speak to your lesser friend through a private means of communication you need not reveal to me.

Welcome, XXX. You and your superior, XXX, have been infused with my power of darkness, the power of Khan. I have nullified the deadly power of your battlestaff, so as to even out the odds of the Ashkaten faction. You two must succeed in destroying all those not infused with the Khan's might, the Ashkaten. You may speak to your master through a private means of communication you need not reveal to me. Succeed or die, my Khan Underling.

Welcome, XXX. You, along with two others I shall not reveal to you, comprise the Ashkaten union of Seraphic hosts. Your battlestaffs are infused with holy power, which shall be unleashed upon a person of your choosing once death begins to claim your soul. You will succeed in your holy mission of purging the Khan reign once they either are both dead, or you succeed in destroying the Khan Warlord without any magical assistance. Hope you don't fail me.

You have been deemed the following:
1 Khan Warlord
1 Khan Underling
3 Ashkaten Angels

If the Khan Warlord dies, I will cast the Underling into the pit, and give the angels a victory, but I will not grant this victory if the angels kill the warlord with the magic of the battlestaffs.

I am now communicating your fate to you privately. I will announce the time when you may awake from your slumber...

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My eternal decrees, partially granted to me by creature Tarhalindur:

<0> I am the Mod thy God. If a dispute arises, my decision is final. That said, I am not infallible - if I make a mistake or you have a question, please inform me of the problem (preferably via PM or bold text) and I will correct it.
<1> This is a game. I hope that you have fun. In return, I ask that you not have your fun at the expense of the other players in this game.
<1a> Attempting to use loopholes in the rules to gain an advantage in the game is considered jackassery, and will be treated as such. This applies to things like encrypted codes, invisible text, editing and deleting posts, trying to use the structure of the role PM to gain an advantage, etc. Please, use your common sense!
<2> If there is a conflict between a role and the rules, the role wins.
<3> Quoting private communications (role PM, mason conversations, etc.) or pretending to do the same will result in a modkill. Paraphrasing, however, is not only acceptable but encouraged unless I explicitly say otherwise.
<4> You may not talk with other people about this game outside of the thread (but see Rule 2).
<5> To help the game run smoothly, votes and FoS'es should be made in bold text, and use the format Vote: XXXX and FoS: XXXX, respectively. An unvote and/or unFoS is required to remove a vote or FoS; to unvote or unFoS, please use the format Unvote: XXXX or UnFoS: XXXX.
<6> If a player has a majority of votes, that player is lynched and cannot be unvoted. You may talk during twilight unless I state otherwise.
<7> This is a day/twilight type open setup. After a lynch, the game will move immediately into twilight, where any relevant actions will occur. You may post in thread during twilight. Any lynch scenes will be posted at the end of twilight.
<8> When you die, stop posting. You may make a single "Bah!"/"Frak you!"/etc. post in the thread. You may not include game content in this post. In addition, once you are dead, please do not discuss the game with anyone other than the Mod until the game is over, as this makes the mod's life easier.
<9> This game will start on Day 1 after all players have confirmed, in thread. I will not accept PM confirmations.
<10> Any player who is modkilled automatically loses the game. I will modkill in the fashion that I deem most damaging to the modkilled player's faction.
<11> Prepare for your eternal fate.

When I unlock the topic please confirm in thread.

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Confirm your appearance before me, or face the snake pit...

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Now, my pathetic minions, begin the war!

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My ancient tallying scroll reveals the following statistics:

Paradoxombie(1)-Khamisa
Oddin(1)-Paradoxombie
charter(1)-Empking

[zwetschenwasser]

Khamisa, more activity please

[zwetschenwasser]

My ancient tallying scroll reveals the following statistics:

Paradoxombie(1)-Khamisa
Oddin(1)-Paradoxombie
Empking(1)-charter
charter(1)-Empking

[zwetschenwasser]

My ancient tallying scroll reveals the following statistics:

Paradoxombie(1)-Khamisa
Oddin(1)-Paradoxombie
Empking(1)-charter
charter(2)-Empking, Paradoxombie

I will impose a deadline if activity doesn't pick up.

[zwetschenwasser]

My ancient tallying scroll reveals the following statistics:

Paradoxombie(1)-Khamisa
Oddin(1)-Paradoxombie
Empking(1)-charter
charter(1)-Empking
Khamisa(1)-Paradoxombie

[zwetschenwasser]

My ancient tallying scroll reveals the following statistics:

Paradoxombie(1)-Khamisa
Empking(1)-charter
charter(2)-ODDin, Empking
Khamisa(1)-Paradoxombie

Khamisa, more activity please.

Deadline 5/29/09

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What are you talking about?

[zwetschenwasser]

You're pushing it, Khamisa.

[zwetschenwasser]

The evil overlord watched quietly. He bided his time like a snake in midair eating sheep.

[zwetschenwasser]

No quote pyramids, please.

[zwetschenwasser]

No quote pyramids, please.

Why not?

Do you want to play that game with me? Really? I will modkill you.

[zwetschenwasser]

No votes have changed since the last votecount.

[zwetschenwasser]

My ancient tallying scroll reveals the following statistics:

Paradoxombie(1)-Khamisa
Empking(2)-charter, Paradoxombie
charter(2)-ODDin, Empking

Khamisa, more activity please.

Deadline 5/29/09

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Mod

: so what exactly happens at deadline if nobody gets 3 votes until then? Who gets lynched? If nobody then it's practically not a deadline, considering that there is no night and no power roles.

SSHHH!!!! I don't know what will happen...

[zwetschenwasser]

Mod

: so what exactly happens at deadline if nobody gets 3 votes until then? Who gets lynched? If nobody then it's practically not a deadline, considering that there is no night and no power roles.

Mafia will win automatically if deadline is passed.

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DEADLINE IN THREE DAYS!

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DEADLINE IN FIVE DAYS!

[zwetschenwasser]

Where did my paradox go?

[zwetschenwasser]

Cmon people...

[zwetschenwasser]

Khamisa, please hand me the scroll. Thank you. By decree of the five souls seen today in reveling chaos, you have decided to cast Empking into the snake pit. Empking, you will subsequently die.

Congratulations, Ashkaten, as you have chosen to lynch the Khan Underling, a powerful and dangerous foe.

Empking: Mafia Goon........Lynched Day 1

Begin Day 2!

[zwetschenwasser]

Please note that charter is still alive.

[zwetschenwasser]

Why?

[zwetschenwasser]

Ah yes. Charter, Ashkaten angel, has also died.

[zwetschenwasser]

Where did Oddin go?

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MOAR ACTIVITY PLZ

[zwetschenwasser]

My ancient tallying scroll:

ODDin(0)
Paradoxombie(0)
Khamisa(0)

[zwetschenwasser]

Deadline in four hours.

[zwetschenwasser]

I'm kidding.

[zwetschenwasser]

Cmon, people. A little more activity please.

[zwetschenwasser]

HAHAHAHA!!! Screamed the master. You pathetic fools, playing like lunatics for a chance at freedom. Paradox, ODDin, how blind you both were to the true threat that undermined your plans and all your hopes. Even now, as Khamisa pretends to side with the Ashkaten at the last moment of your descent into the pit of venomous snakes you fail to realize your fatal mistake. Goodbye, Ashkaten, as Khamisa,

Khan Warlord

laughs at you inwardly and joins my ranks of evil minions...

Mafia, Khamisa and Empking Win! Congratulations. Please comment on how you liked this game and my modding.

[zwetschenwasser]

The charter thing actually confused me very much. I thought that Empking was lynched first... :-0

[zwetschenwasser]

I prodded one person the entire game. I didn't invent any rules, I was simply confused. Try to get your facts straight before cursing me out, please.

[zwetschenwasser]

Wow charter. Wasn't it obvious enough that the posts were jokes? Do you have no sense of humor whatsoever? Sheesh.

[zwetschenwasser]

Fine charter. Seeing as nobody agrees with you...

[zwetschenwasser]

Fine charter. Seeing as nobody agrees with you...

at least to the extent that you're making it out to be. (to charter and oddin)

[zwetschenwasser]

I don't recall anything bad happening to your faction by my modding, charter.

[zwetschenwasser]

Well, GG all. Thanks for playing!