Open 121: Two of Four (b9) - Over! before 752

[hewitt]

Anyways. Empking...still waiting...

[veerus]

Vote Count V:

I will prod BlondeSoWut.

Kmd4390 (0):
BlondeSoWut (0):
hewitt (0)
Empking (0):
militant (0)
SensFan (0)
zwetschenwasser (1): SensFan
Darkcoffeejazz (4) ZazieR, Empking, zwetschenwasser, Kmd4390
ZazieR (1): BlondeSoWut

Not voting (3): hewitt, militant, Darkcoffeejazz

5 votes to lynch

Deadline: March 17, 2008, 2100 CST

[hewitt]

So what the hell's with the L-1 on Darkcoffeejazz?

[zwetschenwasser]

He needs to explain himself.

[hewitt]

He needs to explain himself.

Yeah okay whatever that's cool and all but that's a pretty stupid reason to have him at L-1 right now because there's so many wild cards on this site and morons who will stupidly drop a hammer and what if BlondeSoWut who has been nowhere on this game suddenly comes in and drops the hammer. I do not think anybody who's keeping Darkcoffeejazz at L-1 right now is being pro-town in any way whatsoever for God's sake somebody get their vote off him before somebody does something stupid I have been in way too many games where a fellow townie has been mislynched because of that and I am not starting this game off this way.

[SensFan]

...you have no idea how tempted I am to hammer right now...

[hewitt]

...you have no idea how tempted I am to hammer right now...

Wow, that's so smart.

[SensFan]

...you have no idea how tempted I am to hammer right now...

Wow, that's so smart.

Because there's such a huge threat if he's Town, right? And the fact we might have *gasp* lynched an innocent person is ridiculously terrible and game-throwing, right? And the fact we would risk mislynching someone Day 1 is so bad it doesn't nearly make up for the absolute wealth of information we would get out of a hammer right now, right?

[Kmd4390]

DCJ is "game-throwing"?

[zwetschenwasser]

I believe "game-mutilating" is the proper term.

[SensFan]

I warned you people.

Unvote, Vote: Darkcoffejazz

[zwetschenwasser]

I endorse the above product.

[Kmd4390]

GAME RULES

Posting during twilight is allowed.

Sens, why the hammer?

[Kmd4390]

GAME RULES

Posting during twilight is allowed.

Sens, why the hammer

before a claim

?

fix'd

[SensFan]

GAME RULES

Posting during twilight is allowed.

Sens, why the hammer?

Is explaining today better than explaining tomorrow, or does Town get some sort of secret benefit from knowing now that outweighs the fact that Scum would use my answer for their kill before Town uses it to lynch?

[zwetschenwasser]

Yes.

[SensFan]

GAME RULES

Posting during twilight is allowed.

Sens, why the hammer

before a claim

?

fix'd

We've already stopped one lynch because of a Power claim. I'm not letting it happen again. Besides, its not like Scum would claim Townie...

[hewitt]

That was so fucking stupid.

[SensFan]

That was so fucking stupid.

Hey, I gave fair warning. TWO people who had a vote on DCJ left it on after I warned everyone.

[Kmd4390]

TBH, Sens has a point.

If DCJ is scum, what would he have done? Claimed a power role. What would have happened? Either the wagon stalls and we lynch someone else or he gets countered and a power role is exposed and possibly lynched instead.

I guess I have no problem with the hammer.

[zwetschenwasser]

YAKAZUKAI!!

[SensFan]

It's b.s. because you're basically going after someone due to a clash of playstyle instead of scumhunting on solid grounds.

Hey hewitt, this is my playstyle. By your own logic, get used to it.

[hewitt]

It's b.s. because you're basically going after someone due to a clash of playstyle instead of scumhunting on solid grounds.

Hey hewitt, this is my playstyle. By your own logic, get used to it.

Uh, no you're totally wrong and way to totally try to misuse my phrase. I believe I said (and the evidence is right above me) it's stupid to go AFTER someone due to a clash of playstyle...I haven't gone after you because of your playstyle. Read better.

[veerus]

Vote Count VI:

Kmd4390 (0):
BlondeSoWut (0):
hewitt (0)
Empking (0):
militant (0)
SensFan (0)
zwetschenwasser (0):

Darkcoffeejazz (5) ZazieR, Empking, zwetschenwasser, Kmd4390, SensFan

ZazieR (1): BlondeSoWut

Not voting (3): hewitt, militant, Darkcoffeejazz

Lynch count has been reached!

As the paranoia among you mounted, some of you went after zwetschenwasser, claiming that it was he who poisoned that person at the dinner table.

"No! You're wrong! It wasn't me!", zwetschenwasser kept yelling, "I'm your cop, idiots!"

That seemed to subside the mob but only for a minute as they went after a new target, Darkcoffeejazz.

"It's him! For sure!" everyone encircled him. "Stop it! This is madness!", others tried to restore some order to the chaos.

Then SensFan picked up an axe that was leaning against the wall and, after not hearing much of a protest from the others, deftly chopped Darkcoffeejazz in half. As you stood frozen in shocked silence, SensFan looked around him and growled, "What? Were you just going to stand there and let him feed you lies as well??"

As the frenzy subsided, you start looking through Darkcoffeejazz's pockets to figure out if he was indeed behind the murder. In the inner pocket of his jacket you find a little book that lists everyone's information and the rhyme that you found in your room... except that the top rhyme is crossed out. You feel relief as you feel confident that the murderer among you has been discovered and put to justice.

As you look over the rhyme, one passage stands out:

Seven little Soldier boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves and then there were six...

...So the axe that was casually left against the wall wasn't accidentally left there after all, though it seems it came into play a bit prematurely. Ah well, doesn't matter now -- you're safe and the killer is dead. Relieved, everyone retreats to their rooms for the night.

Darkcoffeejazz -

mafia scum

- chopped in half by an axe

Night actions are due to me by March 4, 2009, 2100CST.

Please note that due to a possibly inactive player who may need to be replaced, the night may last longer while I find replacement as not to confirm/deny if that player is a power role. As I'm new at this modding thing, if there's a better way to handle this that you know of, please PM me. Thanks.

[veerus]

In the morning you wake up and go downstairs for breakfast. You slept well -- the kind of sleep that happens when you're no longer afraid for your life. As everyone sits down for breakfast, you notice that not everyone came down. One person is missing. After a quick check, you realize it's zwetschenwasser.

After repeated calls up to his room go unanswered, everyone goes upstairs to see why he wasn't answering. You walk into his room to find him sleeping. One of you tries to wake him up by shaking him by his shoulder.

Nothing.

A dark realization comes over you. You check zwetschenwasser's pulse.

There is none.

He's dead.

Everyone looks at each other with an unspoken accusation. One of you checks the pockets of his jacket and finds a badge there. Zwetschenwasser was telling the truth -- he really was a member of law enforcement.

Nine little Soldier boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.

...or seven, in your case.

This is getting ridiculous. But at least you now know what you need to do. You must find Darkcoffeejazz's partner before you can feel safe. As you start replaying the events of the previous day in your head, one question keeps repeating:

Will you ever get to eat in this place?

zwetschenwasser -

cop

- went to sleep and never woke up, Night 1

BlondeSoWut picked up her prod. Hopefully her activity picks up as well. I'll keep a closer watch on her.