The Sixth Annual Scummie Awards (Now With Extra Nonsense!)

[shaft.ed]

PokerFace outbound message:
"Can you give me, PokerFace, cigarettes and a book of matches?"
-Translation-
"

Will you eminate my naughty alpaca, extravert contians many metatarsus please

?"

sent to: elvis_knits who replied:
Yes. I <3 alpacas.
-Translation-
a anya birtokol elefántszer bokák

I guess that's somewhat suggestive

[Mirth]

And I didn't realize that game started the alpaca meme.

Seriously?

[elvis_knits]

Will you eminate my naughty alpaca, extravert contians many metatarsus please

?"

I took that to mean: alpaca handjob. Was I wrong?

[shaft.ed]

Will you eminate my naughty alpaca, extravert contians many metatarsus please

?"

I took that to mean: alpaca handjob. Was I wrong?

wrong is so subjective

[PokerFace]

So what started the alpacca meme was the following factors

1. Shaft.ed running this game
2. Me and elvis signing up for this game
3. Shaft.ed ranomly gives me the hungarian tourist role
4. Me choose elvis as my night 1 target
-I said some stuff in thread
-Elvis figuring out some stuff I said in thread making me think she had cigarettes.
-Cause of that I send my action at elvis
5. Shaft.ed wierdly translates my phrase/action
6. Nobody blocks or stops action
7. Elvis gets action and thinks it is suggestive and replys back to it suggestivly
8. Me and her discuss the night action in thread the next day as an act of beatially/hand job

Then choas and imitaters ensue

Me and shaft.ed were more involved in the process but it was Elvis's interpretation that started the phenominum

Team Alpacca: shaft.ed, PokerFace, elvis_knits, populartajo

[shaft.ed]

You forgot to plot where tajo got involved.

[elvis_knits]

I think tajo got involved when OGML said how peruvians made fun of him for saying his hot dog was caliente.

[PokerFace]

Yay I think Tajo got involved while choas was ensueing. He saw all the stuff about alpaccas and asked why and what not with that thread of his since he is peruvian.

Is there more to his side of the story then just that? I am not sure how/when ogml got involved in this. I've only been in one ogml modded game and one game with Tajo and niether one involved alpaccas or the other person so I am ignorant to some details here I believe.

[Oman]

You know, this makes me wonder how many great memes we miss out on because we just don't have the right timing or people. We've probably lost some great ones.

[PokerFace]

You know, this makes me wonder how many great memes we miss out on because we just don't have the right timing or people. We've probably lost some great ones.

Take enough monkeys and put them in a room and they'll write shakespeare

Take enough scummers and put them in a room and they'll discuss alpaca hand jobs

[Mirth]

Take enough monkeys and put them in a room and they'll write shakespeare

This is unfair to the monkeys. I'm sure they could do much better than that.

[Oman]

sigg'd

[Azimuth]

Players are the most important aspect of "most enjoyable game." For some reason the mods get the credit.

Awww, you're too kind. I just returned randomly this week, only to find out I'd participated in an award-winning game! Even though I was wrong about nearly everything in that game, it was still loads of fun to play. I even liked the way I "died."

Don't know when I can be an active player again, but I just wanted to chime in and congratulate shaft.ed; you surely deserve it.

[PokerFace]

I was right about darla, muerto, and chenshi

You were right about gurgi and TSPN

TSPN got shot by Elvis

I was right about gurgi originally but I conviced myself out of it. Your underlining original case which was reviewed by imaginality helped bring focus back on him some what. and Elvis killed TSPN cause of his scummy hammer on you. So you did your part and and were funny a couple of times.

[shaft.ed]

He also blocked a Gurgi kill.

welcome back Azimuth, hope you stick around for another game or two.

[PokerFace]

He also blocked a Gurgi kill.

welcome back Azimuth, hope you stick around for another game or two.

Gurgi got so short changed on kills I forgot what stopped them all

Its funny how the lumberjack in monty python had the urge to cut things up / kill people and yet he failed or chickened out of it kinda while barbering. Since lg failed to kill 4 times I have began refering to that issue as an albatross. 4 strikes in bowling is an albatross and 4 failed kills in mafia is an albatross in my mind. (Gurgi faked a post restriction with the Albatross Seller Role)

No offense there good buddy lg. I got blocked like all hell on irc once. Shit happens to the best of us when surrounded by dozens of power roles

[shaft.ed]

Night One: Chose not to kill to keep up with breaking fake PR
Night Two: Tried to kill the hiding hider
Night Three: Roleblocked & Redirected to a player who was killed by mafia
Night Four: Targeted a Doc protected player

[PokerFace]

heh heh, 4 nights he didn't make kills. 4 things messing with his kills (even though 2 were on same night), albatross = good catch phrase for failing to kill a bunch in mafia

[Kinetic]

In a slightly unrelated note... When can I expect that nifty little thing that will make me a giant target in all my games to go under my name?

[Thestatusquo]

Whenever jeep gets around to it, which means approximately never.

[Mr. Flay]

Or whenever we go to phpBB3, which means approximately the heat death of the universe.

[Mastermind of Sin]

I can't believe Cicero didn't win the Cassandra award.

[Skruffs]

Thanks I just saw this >.>

[Drench]

I just realized the Eleventh Doctor isn't incorporated into canon until The End of Time, next year. Timey Wimey Ball, I guess. >.>