Mafia christmas carols

[PokerFace]

The Mafia are coming to town

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:

The Mafia are coming to town!

There making a list,
They have checked it twice,
There gonna find out
who's got a good gun

The Mafia are coming to town!

They see you when you're sleeping,
They knows when you're awake.
They knows when you've been bad or good,
So be bad for badness sake!

So...You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why.

The Madia are coming to town.

Very small guns,
Lots of ammo.
Click click click
and BAM BAM BAM

The Mafia are coming to town.

Little bit mad,
Lots of money.
They will find you
And then kill you to.

The Mafia are coming to town.

The kids in Girl and Boy Land
will be very angry
They're gonna build a fortress
all around there own house

Oh....You better watch out,
You better not cry.
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why.

The Mafia are comin'
The Mafia are comin'
The Mafia are comin'
To town.

Santa Claus IS coming to town.

Mafias is the the plural as to say more than one mafia group. mafia is singular so it should be...

The Mafia IS coming to town.

since that sounds better with the beat, lyrics, and gramatically

[Mr. Flay]

Hark! the harried List Mods sing:
Patience please, your turn's coming!
Threads to check, first post compil'd:
Mod and players reconciled!
Joyful, all ye Scummers, rise,
Causing death with guns and knives!
With unwary townies' aid,
"That's a Lynch", the Game Mod said.
Drat! the harried List Mods sing:
First post's wrong, update again!

MeMe, Mini Mod adored;
Vel, the newest Newbie Lord.
farside, Queen of all that's Open;
Tally makes the Theme Park spin.
mith runs all games more formal,
Tyger watches o'er the Normal.
Without these souls, our games would fail,
Thankful, we, for their travail!

(travails)?

Refrain

Lost and questing, the raw newbie;
Many question, "who do you be?"
Born of Google, seeking strife,
Born to give the site new life.
Logged in, posting, voting, doing,
Wond'ring why hasdgfas is mooing?
Hail, Antithesis of Lurking!
Hail, new-blood Prince of Posting!

I know, but it doesn't rhyme in the original either...

Refrain

Come, PJ, Yos, and Adel:
Craft Mafia Discussion fell;
Rise, GD, and make us wonder,
Why we ever thought to sunder.
All ongoing games we check,
Lynch the Miller, snap his neck!
Send to Night all Townies fearful,
When they wake, make them cheerful.

Refrain

[zu_Faul]

Silent day, seventh Day!
Lynch or Lose, massclaim's time
Now it's time to make your stand
No one will replace you now.
Lurking can save you no more,
Lurking can save you no more.

I'm tempted to make that my sig.

I'd be honoured by that.

[Orbiting]

God rest ye merry townspeople

Let nothing you dismay
Remember that you have a doc
To keep the goons away
To save you from the vigilantes
And the Maf-i-ay
O-oh tidings of murder and lynch, murder and lynch
Let's get on to the murder and lynch.

In Newbieville, en route to Rome,
The setup is C9.
Protect the cop, don't kill the doc
And you will do just fine.
Beware the IC's logic, though:
In front of you, there's wine!
O-oh tidings of murder and lynch, murder and lynch
Let's get on to the murder and lynch.

From Mith the First Godfa-a-ther
Was born the scummy site
And now it keeps Jeep bu-i-sy
Through morning, noon, and night
To keep the queueing tidy
(In Singapore, they fight!)

(sorry, that's a GL joke, not a MS joke, give me a break, I'm old)

O-oh tidings of murder and lynch, murder and lynch
Let's get on to the murder and lynch.

... I could probably go on. No need for that, though, right??

[OhGodMyLife]

This thread just keeps getting more amazing

[petroleumjelly]

I saw Vollkan Target townie-Claus

I saw Vollkan target townie-Claus
When I followed him around last night
He didn't know I knew that he would murder you
He thought I was vanilla or would target Yos2

Then I saw Vollkan murder Townie-Claus
even though Voll said he was a doc
Oh what a laugh it is to hear, his protests out of fear
Cause I saw Vollkan target Claus that night!

Shower thought: Alternatively "MeMe killing hasdgfas," although this wouldn't work for Oman's verison 100%.

[shaft.ed]

This is a whole, new, unnerving side to you shaft.ed.

I'm glad I left out the part where Adel couldn't find her rolling pin to make the cookies.

Also Flay wins, that was great.

[Oman]

I saw Vollkan Target townie-Claus

I saw Vollkan target townie-Claus
When I followed him around last night
He didn't know I knew that he would murder you
He thought I was vanilla or would target Yos2

Then I saw Vollkan murder Townie-Claus
even though Voll said he was a doc
Oh what a laugh it is to hear, his protests out of fear
Cause I saw Vollkan target Claus that night!

Shower thought: Alternatively "MeMe killing hasdgfas," although this wouldn't work for Oman's verison 100%.

Wow, Meme would've worked really well there.

Sorry vollkan

[SilverPhoenix]

The Speed-Lynch Song (based on the Wassail Song)

Here noobs come a-speed-lynching
Among the thread so quick!
Here mod comes with real great news
That he was just the SK! (pronounced ssk )

Love and joy come to you,
And to you your speed-lynch too!
And God bless you and send you
a Happy D2!
And God send you a happy D2!

We're not any closer to
a win today for sure!
We don't care 'bout winning
so we speed-lynch more and more.

Grief and pain come to you,
And to you your speed-lynch too!
And God bless you and send you
a smarter D5!
And God send you a smarter D5!

It's LYLO and ev'ryone's tense,
And I just yell to "STOP!"
But they just lynch him anyway,
And found that he's the cop!

Hate and anger come to you,
And to you your speed-lynch too!
And God condemn and smite
the town for such a loss!
And God condemn the town for such a loss!

Lots of good ones!

[Ythill]

"The Chritsmas Song"

(a.k.a. "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire")

Townies wagoned you for dropping tells
Their cases made sense on the whole
We all agreed that your defense smells
Then, you claimed a power role

Everybody knows... your meta and your current play
Don't agree, it isn't right
If I don't try to hang you today,
I'm sure I'll be your kill tonight

You know a doc is on the loose
If seen you try to get him in the noose
You tried to lead him to protect the spy
That way, when you target me, I'll die.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
I hope to see this wagon through,
Although its been said that you are not the play
You are obv-scum

vote: you

[Yosarian2]

Auld Lang Syne

Should old scum-tells be forgot
And never brought to mind
Should day 1 scum tells be forgot
And days of o'lang syne...

It's re-read day 1 time, my friend
It's re-read day 1 time
I'll find those damn scum tells yet
It's re-read day 1 time

Oh sure, day 1 was long ago
This game's been two years long...
But now we know that Glork was scum
I fear, it's re-read time...

[animorpherv1]

The Mafia are coming to town

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:

The Mafia are coming to town!

There making a list,
They have checked it twice,
There gonna find out
who's got a good gun

The Mafia are coming to town!

They see you when you're sleeping,
They knows when you're awake.
They knows when you've been bad or good,
So be bad for badness sake!

So...You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why.

The Madia are coming to town.

Very small guns,
Lots of ammo.
Click click click
and BAM BAM BAM

The Mafia are coming to town.

Little bit mad,
Lots of money.
They will find you
And then kill you to.

The Mafia are coming to town.

The kids in Girl and Boy Land
will be very angry
They're gonna build a fortress
all around there own house

Oh....You better watch out,
You better not cry.
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why.

The Mafia are comin'
The Mafia are comin'
The Mafia are comin'
To town.

Santa Claus IS coming to town.

Mafias is the the plural as to say more than one mafia group. mafia is singular so it should be...

The Mafia IS coming to town.

since that sounds better with the beat, lyrics, and gramatically

I found ARE sounds better.