Mafia christmas carols

[Yosarian2]

Little Scummer Boy:

Scum, he called me (scum scum-a-scum scum)
He went and voted for me (scum scum-a-scum scum)
He said I looked scummy (scum scum-a-scum scum)
I said "How can that be" (Scum scum a scum scum, scum a scum scum, scum a scum scum)

Then, he claimed gunsmith (scum scum a scum scum)
Said I had a gun (scum...scum...scum)

I slung BS at them (scum scum a scum scum)
I slung my best at them (scum scum a scum scum)
I said "I have no gun" (Scum scum a scum scum, scum a scum scum, scum a scum scum)
I swear it's all WIFOM (scum...scum...scum...scum)

But, they voted me (scum scum a scum scum)
The mod kept the vote count (scum scum a scum scum)
There was a major-i-ty (scum scum a scum scum)
They went and lynch-ed me (scum scum a scum scum, scum a scum scum, scum a scum scum)

So, the town won (scum scum a scum scum)
Damn that gun (scum...scum...scum)

[OhGodMyLife]

RECORD IT NAO

[Simenon]

O Bloody Night! The knives are brightly shining!
It is the night of our dear doctor's death
How the Vigs killed in sin and error pining
'Til our doctor had breathed his last breath
All hope is lost as the scum rejoices
For yonder breaks a horrible morn.
Fall on your knees! O, hear the voices!
O bleeding night, O the kill that we will scorn;
O bleeding night O night, O night Divine.

[vollkan]

Rudolph the Miller:

Rudolph the guilty-ed townie,
Had a very funny claim,
He said he was a miller,
Cop's investigation was in vain.

All of the other townies,
Began to vote and call him scum,
They wagonned on poor old Rudolph,
'til he reached "L" minus one.

Then the hammer vote was placed,
Mod locked thread to say:
"Rudolph. Miller. Lynched. That's right.
So the game proceeds to night"

Then the town's cop was murdered,
The mafia danced with glee,
Rudolph the guilty-ed townie,
You've handed us a victory!



(and I

know

that "scum" and "one" don't rhyme)

[Simenon]

I'm dreaming of a red Christmas,
just like the ones I used to know
Where the wintry spruces
Are lined with nooses
And Yos' body is buried in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a red Christmas,
In every mod post that I've read
May all your Yosarians be gone
and may all your Christmases be red.

edit: sorry yos

[zu_Faul]

Last christmas I gave you my claim
But the very next day we lost anyway.
This year to save me from tears
I'll say it is all just WIFOM.

Last christmas I gave you my claim
But the very next day we lost anyway.
This year to save me from tears
I'll say it is all just WIFOM.

Once bitten and twice shy
I'll keep my distance
But you still catch my lie
Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise

[to be continued

[Hopefully by someone else

]]

[Jahudo]

(Rudolph the Miller is great )

Silent night, roleblocked night
All is calm, no one died
Now its day and I have a choice
Do I claim and hope no counter?
Lynch by policy claim
Lynch by policy claim

Silent night, roleblocked night!
There’s a Doc that just claimed
Who do we trust, what do we do?
Wait do we think there’s an SK?
Lynch by policy claim
Lynch by policy claim

Silent night, roleblocked night
One’s at L-1, One’s L-2
I hope that it is not LyLo,
Wait do we think he’s a jester?
Lynch by policy claim
Lynch by policy claim

[Fiasco]

these are great

[PokerFace]

Rudolph the Miller:

Rudolph the guilty-ed townie,
Had a very funny claim,
He said he was a miller,
Cop's investigation was in vain.

All of the other townies,
Began to vote and call him scum,
They wagonned on poor old Rudolph,
'til he reached "L" minus one.

Then the hammer vote was placed,
Mod locked thread to say:
"Rudolph. Miller. Lynched. That's right.
So the game proceeds to night"

Then the town's cop was murdered,
The mafia danced with glee,
Rudolph the guilty-ed townie,
You've handed us a victory!



(and I

know

that "scum" and "one" don't rhyme)

Best one so far.

[Mr. Flay]

These are awesome. I haven't got one, yet, but I'm thinking about "Hark the Herald Angels Sing", but redone for List Mods.

[Fiasco]

after D1 of christmas the mod revealed to me... a cultist vigilante

[OhGodMyLife]

After D2 of Christmas the mod revealed to me... two confirmed masons and a cultist vigilante

[Mr. Flay]

After D3 of Christmas the mod revealed to me... three dead bodies, two confirmed masons, and a cultist vigilante.

[Pesco47]

After D4 of Christmas the mod revealed to me...four factions, three dead bodies, two confirmed masons, and a cultist vigilante.

[PokerFace]

After D5 of Christmas the mod revealed to me...five people want replaced, four scum factions, three dead townies, two confirmed masons, and a cultist vigilante.


EDIT More ideas:

Original

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

MS version

On D12 of Christmas,
the mod revealed unto me
Twelve scummers scumming,
Eleven players posting,
The deadlines a-creeping,
Nine lynches missing,
Eight ??,
Seven goons a-swinging,
Six ??,
Five people want replaced,
Four scum factions,
Three dead townies
Two confirmed masons,
And a cultist vigilante

[Mr. Flay]

D5 is definitely:

FIIIIIIIIIIIVE RE-PLACE-MENTS!

[PokerFace]

D5 is definitely:

FIIIIIIIIIIIVE RE-PLACE-MENTS!

five gold-en-rings

ah yes that works out better syllable-wise than 5 people want replaced

[mathcam]

This thread is awesome.

[Vamparific]

8 watchers watching?

[Korts]

Deck the streets with murdered townies,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season for some nightkills,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Shoot we now our friendly doctor,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the thread; the cop, we block her,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the lynching mob before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Jump wagon and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me on shiny cases,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I shoot you in your faces,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old mob passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


Sing we evil, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
pamparampam pampam pampam
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

[Thok]

I think this handles the lyric scheme correctly. I don't knowing if this set-up favors town or scum.

MS version

On D12 of Christmas,
the mod revealed unto me
Twelve scummers scumming,
Eleven players posting,
Ten trackers tracking,
Nine lynches missing,
Eight watchers watching,
Seven goons a-swinging,
Six lurkers lurking,
Five Replacements,
Four scum factions,
Three dead townies
Two town masons,
And a cultist vigilante

[Mr. Flay]

"Nine lynches missing" doesn't make any sense to me. Are they bad lynches (i.e. Town died?)

Nine blockers blocking?

[animorpherv1]

MS version

On D12 of Christmas,
the mod revealed unto me
Twelve scummers scumming,
Eleven players posting,
The deadlines a-creeping,
Nine lynches missing,
Eight dead scum,
Seven goons a-swinging,
Six trashed ideas,
FIIIIIIIIIIIVE RE-PLACE-MENTS!
Four scum factions,
Three dead townies
Two confirmed masons,
And a cultist vigilante

[OhGodMyLife]

Whats this? Whats this?
There's townies everywhere
Whats this?
And they're all in the clear
Whats this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up Jack this isn't fair!
Whats this?

Whats this? Whats this?
There's something very wrong!
Whats this?
My goons they are all gone

Whats this?
The streets are lined with
little townies laughing
everybody seems so happy
have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this!
What's this?

There's people hugging Neighbors
Instead of lynching them
They're taking down the gallows
and absolutely no one's scum!

My kills blocked every night
Oh I can't believe my eyes
And in my heart I feel the tracker
Following behind

Oh, look
What this?
They're stringing me up, they're pissed
Why that looks so unique, inspired!
They're gathering around to watch me dangle
And then roast upon the pyre!
Whats this?
Whats this?

Oh my, what now?
The children are asleep
Its night, but nothing is a-creep
No goons, no scumbags to stab and stick them
Or roleblock them, only little cozy things
secure inside their dreamland
Whats this?

My partners are all missing
Oh my scumteam can't be found
And in their place there seems to be
Town win cons all around

Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear music in the air
The flavor text of endgame's
Absolutely everywhere

The sights, the sounds
They're everwhere and all around
I've never been so lynched before
This rope around me's tightening
I simply cannot breathe or sing

I hate it, oh I hate it
Oh, I wish I'd never /inned
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this place that did me in?

Mini 720: Christmas Town

, hmm...

Jack the Scumpkin King, Lynched Day Three

[Oman]

"Nine lynches missing" doesn't make any sense to me. Are they bad lynches (i.e. Town died?)

Nine blockers blocking?

Its getting way too wrapped up in X Y-ers Y-ing. Pull away from it.

Also I think Cultist Vigilantee is missing a syllable, am I wrong?