Open 91 - Trendy and Subversive C9 - Over, before 656

[armlx]

Raider is still at L-1.....

Someone hammer.

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Vote Count

raider8169 (3) - Natirasha, armlx, Bulvox

Not Voting (3) - Apothecary, raider8169, PimHel

With 6 people remaining, it takes 4 votes to lynch.

[raider8169]

Armlx, if you unvote I will vote myself but I will not hammer myself.

[armlx]

Why does it matter if you are the hammer or 3rd vote on yourself? Seriously?

[raider8169]

Why does it matter if you are the hammer or 3rd vote on yourself? Seriously?

It doesn't in the least and I had no intention of voting myself. My vote is good right where it is.

[armlx]

Someone just hammer already. Seriously.

[Bulvox]

well, only PimHel or Apothecary can hammer him, since Raider refuses to hammer himself...This is starting to irretate (sp?) me. Hurry up and hammer him already.

[PimHel]

Really, raider had the time to defend himself during those last posts, instead of complaining about the votes.

Vote Raider8169

Show us if this was the correct lynch.

[raider8169]

Really, raider had the time to defend himself during those last posts, instead of complaining about the votes.

Vote Raider8169

Show us if this was the correct lynch.

There was nothing to defend myself agianst. No one brought up a real case otherwise I would have done so. Plus Armlx's mind was made up. Bulvox and Nat were along for the ride. Good luck town, dont mess this up.

[armlx]

No one brought up a real case otherwise I would have done so

Not that it matters now, but this is a blatant lie. See the post where I weighed between you and Nat.

[raider8169]

Raider-
BA ignored him beyond the early game semi-random stuff, but raider attacked back a bit and still voted Bulvox

For the records this is not a case. It just means I fit a possible profile. Does not confirm town nor scum but it does not confirm town. To me this just means I was someone to be looked at and then questioned. That did not happen in an information gathering sense. You just thought you would start with me instead. Again with no case only that I am one of 3 possible scum members. You will learn soon enough I am town as I have been saying. I was also trying to get everyone to learn towards Bulvox. But whatever it doesnt matter, I told you I was town.

[armlx]

Cases aren't supposed to "confirm" people either way. Just show evidence pointing towards them......

[Psychocide]

Day 2 Vote Count

raider8169 (4) - Natirasha, armlx, Bulvox, PimHel

Not Voting (2) - Apothecary, raider8169

With 6 people remaining, it takes 4 to... oh.

"And it's unanimous! Well, almost... close enough. Anyhoo, the votes are in and raider is dead!" *crowd cheers* "Was he town or scum? Will this vote win the game for town perfectly? We'll find out... right after the break." *crowd boos*

*************

The Following is an Unpaid Advertisement for A.I.D.S.

(An Insanely Delicious Soda)

[voiceover]

“A.I.D.S. It’s what everybody wants!”

[Random guy drinks out of a can with “A.I.D.S.” printed on the side, then gives a big, sparkling grin and a thumbs up.]

[fade out, and fade in with some old guy in a chair and a bunch of Playboy girls posing around him.]

“Hi. I’m Hugh Hefner, and I’m here to tell you about A.I.D.S.”

[Turns towards different camera.]

“A.I.D.S. is the most amazing thing to hit the market today. It’s spreading like wildfire—everyone’s doing it! And not only is it naturally addictive in a way everyone can enjoy, A.I.D.S. itself is all-natural and organic.”

[Switch to scene in Africa with white people viciously hunting wild, dirty black people like animals and stabbing them with syringes over and over, drawing their blood and killing them violently. Hugh voiceover.]

“A.I.D.S. is harvested from only the most healthy Africans, and is done so with the utmost respect and dignity towards these brave volunteers. Every year, millions of Africans help create A.I.D.S., and love doing it just about as much as we love getting it!

[Back to Hugh.]

“Now, let’s hear a word from the founder and CEO of A.I.D.S. himself: Psychocide.”

[Show Psych in Africa wearing a safari hat and spattered in blood. In the background, Africans are being severely bludgeoned to death and their blood taken.]

“Thank you, Hugh. But I couldn’t have done it without my partner, Garret.”

“It was my pleasure, really.”

“No, no, it was all mine.

“And I must say, it’s been a pleasure founding A.I.D.S. I had no idea it would get so huge! But hey, it’s a bangin’ business, baby!” *wink*

[Back to Hugh.]

“Great words from a great man.

“It’s not every day that something as inspirational as A.I.D.S. is made. Only days after it hit the public, people were sharing it left and right, telling their friends, and wouldn’t you know it, it’s like an incurable disease! The people simply cannot get enough. I don’t see there being any way A.I.D.S. will leave us anytime soon.

“And since A.I.D.S. is all-natural and organic, it’s good for you, too! So you and your friends can enjoy having A.I.D.S., and sharing A.I.D.S., without worry of your health.

“But that’s all the time we have for now, and I’m itching to get some A.I.D.S. myself!

[Switch camera. Close up.]

“Do you want A.I.D.S.? I know I do!”

[Wraps arms around girls and goes to leave, then turns with a big, sparkling grin.]

********************

"And we're back to the number one show on television for the slaughtering of innocent people: Mafia!" *crowd cheers* "Before the break, raider had just been lynched, now let's get the verdict:"

raider8169

was

Vanilla Town

.

"Ohhh, sorry town! With a unanimous vote you'd think they'd have gotten scum again! Oh well, that's Mafia. See you tomorrow, folks. Same time, same place!"

It is now Night 2. You have approximately 48 hours to send in your night actions (or lack thereof).

[Psychocide]

The harsh cawing of crows cut through your slumber and dragged you back to reality, your dreams slipping away as the veil of fatigue slid from your mind. Crows. There shouldn't be crows here, that's what the scarecrows were for. And why so many of them? There had to be dozens flocking outside. You quickly pulled on some clothing, grabbed a pitchfork and head outside to scare them off, but the weapon was rendered useless by what you saw and dropped to the ground with a soft thud.

The crows were converging on a scarecrow, tearing it to pieces, only the straw they pulled out of it was colored red. The scarecrow appeared to be bleeding in numerous places, and a pool of red slowly grew at its feet. Shaking off your shock, you picked up the pitchfork and charged them, swinging madly. They scattered and cawed in anger, and you connected - but not with a crow.

The scarecrow's head came off and rolled across the ground, trailing a stream of gore and straw until it finally came to a stop. With its face mostly destroyed by the crows and your attack, you could make out something more beneath it, something horrifying....

You dropped the pitchfork and ran, not in any direction but away from the thing. Behind you the crows settled back down and began their feast once more. The features beneath the scarecrow's face were nearly indistinguishable, but a town meeting revealed PimHel to be missing. You spared the others the grotesque details, but everyone knew the truth:

PimHel is dead.

He was the

Doctor

.

Vote Count

Not Voting (4) - Natirasha, Apothecary, armlx, Bulvox

With 4 people remaining, it takes 3 votes to lynch.

DAY 3 START

[Bulvox]

So that puts us into lylo. What's the verdict Nat? Who do we lynch?

[armlx]

Follow the cop etc etc etc

No one vote etc etc

[Natirasha]

I was blocked, the mod is an idiot.

[Bulvox]

so that leaves me and apothecary, right?

[Natirasha]

It was between Bulvox and armlx, right?

[Apothecary]

Nat, How is the mod an idiot?

[armlx]

Wait.

What the fuck.

[armlx]

This has to be Nat just fucking with us (in the sense of him actually being cop, and just being dumb about it).

That's the only logical conclusion.

[armlx]

Oh, shit.

There is a RB in the set up....

Doh.

I apologize for BMing the thread.

Nat and I are confirmed, and I'm pretty sure the last scum is Bulvox at this point given his not hammering of BA.

[Bulvox]

If I may point out, it was impossible for me to hammer BA since I was already voting for him. Unless this game has some sort of secret double voter that we don't know about, which I doubt seeing as it's an open set-up.

[armlx]

Right, but Apothecary did hammer was my point.

[Bulvox]

and what, you expected me to unvote just so that I could be the hammer? yeah, right, then you would have questioned why I unvoted and lynched me. I'm not that dumb, despite what you may think. Was going to put some stuff here, but this isn't a Newbie game, so what I was going to write no longer makes sense.