These Be The Rules, Ya Hear?!
1.
Don't talk to anyone outside the game ('cept fer scum at night, o' course), you dirty cheaters you.
2.
During the Day, yall get to string up people from a tree! Ain't that so fun? But only one at a time, and only if the majority of the living say so by way of votin', and only if you bold yer votes like this:
Vote: Psychosict
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3.
If you change your mind about lynchin', you can always take off your vote by posting
Unvote
in bold, just like that.
4.
Yall can try an' be friends, too, and
Vote: No Lynch
to not kill anyone during the day. You need a majority for this - not everyone wants to be your friend.
5.
Once a majority is met, it becomes Twilight - just like that! Man, if only real life worked that way.... At this time, voting an' unvoting won't do you no good. Whatever you chose is gonna happen when
God
the Mod (aka Me) turns his omnipresent gaze upon your insignificant, scanty town.
6.
When He does, whoever yall chose to string up in that there tree (if anyone) finally dies, you learn their role, and it becomes Night.
7.
At Night, yall best shut up and go to sleep. Big day tomorrow, killin' more people.
8.
Once yer dead, no more postin' for you. Dead people don't talk, an' everyone knows ghosts ain't real! (Maybe.... >.>)
9.
But if you decide to stop talkin' when yer alive, well I'll just hafta find someone who does talk, and replace you with 'em. I'll prod them people first, and if anyone wants me to, but if I gotta do it too much you can kiss yer sorry buttocks goodbye. Now if you know you'll be away, let
God
the Mod know so ya don't cause no ruckus.
10.
If
God
the Mod gets bored 'cause nothin's goin' on, he'll make Night come himself - and tell yall first, course.
11.
You got questions?
God's
The Mod's got answers! PM him for enlightenment - now at only $14.99 per second!*
12.
Don't quote
God
the Mod. You are not worthy.
13.
Play nice, damnit.
14.
Best be followin' these rules, now. You mess with
God
the Mod,
God
the Mod messes with you.
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