Worst role ideas?

[Xalxe]

Woah whose alt are you lol >.>

I'm actually not an alt, I just know someone on here that told me a bunch of random things about shotty.

gandalf, is this one of

your

friends?

[Xalxe]

Thank god; the last time gandalf brought one of his friends...well, you know the result.

[Xalxe]

I started to write a role that was shotty, but I decided against it. Think miller-hated townie-post restricted of all screwed.

[Xalxe]

You are

The Wall

Mastin

. Every post you make must have at least 7 paragraphs of no less than 6 sentences long. You are required to make 15 posts every day cycle. You have no vote, as you are an inanimate object.

FTFY

[Xalxe]

Have any roles posted here actually been tried?

shhh

[Xalxe]

You are an

Instant (Sore) Loser

. You have lost. You may now do whatever you want to mess with the rest of the players - including breaking some of the rules. I won't give you a list, but check before breaking a rule - most will be fine, but...

You are

kidnapped town instant loser

. You never signed up for my game, but I force you to take part. However, you have already lost. And you are dead, too. Please, post a /bah and then go add a defeat to your town record on the wiki.

THIS ROLE

I WILL USE IT

[Xalxe]

Cotton Ball KILLER

You can daykill all claimed cotton balls at any time. This ability is one-shot.

You win when they are all dead.

[Xalxe]

Or my fix works too.

[Xalxe]

You are a

Knot-Lover

. You win when you get people in the game to discuss knots. This role can be of any alignment. "Knot" can be replaced with any noun or verb so as not to be blatantly obvious.

You are a

Nymphomaniac

. You win when:

a) Everyone in the game has admitted a secret sexual fact about themselves
b) You have had sex with every player in the game.

Extra fun when a meet is coming up.

[Xalxe]

Hey saulres, where ya been?

[Xalxe]

I laughed.

[Xalxe]

That is sad. But amusing.

[Xalxe]

You are

animorpherv1

.

You win when the poetry in your signature equals or surpasses the work of William McGonagall.

Modnote: Also a Survivor

[Xalxe]

Well as neither are likely, it doesn't really matter.

[Xalxe]

I lol'd

[Xalxe]

You are an

Paranoid Communications Officer

.

All your posts must be written in robustly encrypted backwards Klingon converted into morse code, with every other sentence concealed with a form of stenography.

You win when someone figures out what the fuck you're saying.

FTFY

[Xalxe]

Has there even been a role that can bring people back from the dead?

Yes.

[Xalxe]

great bastard mod

There is a different between "wacky swingy as fuck bastard modding" and "FUCK THE PLAYERS bastard modding." The latter will get you run off the site. Please learn the difference sooner rather than later.

[Xalxe]

In my experience, time travel mechanics make the game way screwy and wibbly wobbly timey wimey.

[Xalxe]

There was an alphabet game, feel like Dramonic modded it, where a letter would disappear from mod posts when that role had been killed.

He did.

I tried to read it after the fact. Bitch of a read.

[Xalxe]

Reflexive

I do not think this means what you think it means.

[Xalxe]

Team Mafia?

[Xalxe]

What would the third party's wincon be?

The opposite of whatever he chooses to flip.

[Xalxe]

You are an

Experience Share

.

Abilities

- Each night, you may kill one player.
- Every time you kill a player, Magikarp gains experience.
- You win when you are the last player alive.

You are

Magikarp

Abilities

- Every time the Experience Share kills a player, you get experience.
- Once this happens 5 times, you become

Gyrados

, Bulletproof Vigilante. You win with the town.

[Xalxe]

Oh right, just realised one other reason why it's obviously a fakeclaim: c) izak isn't actually a hydra.

*chuckle*

[Xalxe]

wait shit wrong account

[Xalxe]

Also in regards to bastard games
I heard of a series of games called "Mind Screw" where they were apparenty roles that relied on others, and just a whole bunch of other mayhem. I don't know if the players knew what coming the first game (check in the completed large them games) but they somewhat knew what to expect in the later games

Oh my god I'm

old

.

[Xalxe]

Criminal

You

when win

win when you have broken at least 5 rules of this game without getting modkilled.

edit: grammar nazi'ing my self.

*myself

[Xalxe]

I am really trying to figure out how the list mod role could be made to work.

[Xalxe]

You are the

foal voter

.

You can only vote for players with a pony avatar.

FTFY

[Xalxe]

You are the LOL Voter. You must vote for every player who uses text speak in a post.

[Xalxe]

Not a role, just a modifier.

You are a

Hydra

Multiple players (heads) are playing in this slot. When this slot is killed, only one head is killed at a time.

Basically for DeltaWave's role lol.

You are

Hercules

. You have the power to kill any hydra. You win with the town.

To bounce off of these:

Hydra

You are

the Hydra

. If ever you would be killed, one of your heads is randomly killed, but you may add two new people to the Hydra.

You win when you are paralyzed with indecision.