First off, let's see some answers!
NEPAL, CHAD
"The larger of the two dinos may have had feathers," said o
ne paleontologist before a smart-ale
c had rudely interrupted him by singing the theme to Jurassic Park.
SWEDEN, BERN
In the 90
s we denuclearized the Korean peninsula but if some people have their way the region could be on a speedy track to another fight between two UN mem
ber nations.
NASSAU, ITALY
A diet of bacon, steak, and bana
nas sauteed in butter is extremely unhealthy; to stop heart issues and liver disease it is v
ital you take these pills and exercise twice a week.
PARIS, COMOROS
Would you prefer to see your
Pa risk having his credit card info stolen by SexyEmus.
com or OstrichLovers.net if you had to choose?
MONTEVIDEO, CANADA
I tried to tell my son "
Monte, 'Video Game Streamer' is not a reasonable career choice," but how
can a dad get through to a teen who doesn't want to listen?
TOGO, RWANDA
Each summer wizards get a list of school supplies telling them
to go bring thei
r wand and broomstick to Hogwarts.
BRAZIL, KINGSTON
Those wizards and witches wave their wands and abracada
bra, zillions of monkeys are loose in the halls ma
king stones and sticks fly everywhere!
MANAGUA, DENMARK
According to the police
man, a guard can take out the sniper but he first must lure him into the path of the hid
den marksmen on the balcony above us.
LISBON, GUINEA
A good sci-fi movie is "Metropo
lis", "Bone People" is a well-written tale, but the short story "The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas" by Ursula K. Le
Guin easily is my favorite work of science-fiction.
ARMENIA, ANDORRA
When I want to arrest C
armen I always ask a tourist
and/or random stranger if they saw a red hat.
IRAN, BERLIN
In Soviet times Vladim
ir and Olga Bondarov were noted for their fancy clothes and bedcham
ber linens.
PERU, LIMA
If an iron pi
pe rusts, al
l I'm allowed to do is call a plumber.
ISLAMABAD, TONGA
"Beware the false religion of
Islam," a bad man decided to ran
t on Gabriel's morning bus commute.
SLOVENIA, ATHENS
Newlywed
s love Niagara Falls because they can walk through the plaz
a then step into a horse-drawn carriage that will take them to a gorgeous view of the river.
QUITO, GHANA
Don't
quit on me now, man; my brother fought long and hard and in the end he made it throu
gh a nasty divorce so I know you can too.
PANAMA, OMAN
The guitar man said in order to hel
p an amateur he would need new strings and new music sheets for his time and training this month; the pian
o man continued to work for free.
ALGERIA, RABAT
Nurse Goodacre loved visiting region
al geriatric care centers to discuss the health benefits of semi-annual enemas o
r a bath in pasteurized milk.
Now how did you all do?
Leon found 17!
Poirot found 20!
Penelope found 22!
Grouch Cop found 26!
Judy found 28!
Rust found 30!
Jake found 30!
Lennie and Lucifer both had perfect scores of 34. It's gonna come down to time.
Lennie took 19 minutes, 28 seconds.
Lucifer took...
5 hours, 22 minutes, 32 seconds! That means Lennie Briscoe has won immunity!