Swap 2 Electric Boogaloo

[Cheddar]

Alright bitches, hopefully ya boi is in good standing on this tribe, but we have some things to take care of first.

Naturally I started by spilling ALL the tea to Grouch Cop (minus Hercule filling me in of course, because that is our secret). I also told Quentin a less dramatic version.

Then Im beginning to work damage control with Leon now. Basically it’s called “pin the blame on the Judy.” But not in a nonfactual it’s her fault way, more as a here’s what she said and I didn’t think she would be down based on how she was acting but I was still trying to push some pros and cons that made you look better to keep.

And lastly I have begun to and will continue sending hello letters to people on my tribe!

This includes warning Scruff McGruff that a rumor will soon go out that we’re besties because apparently people just think dogs = besties. (Even tho I did love Chase, but only just as much as I loved Leon and less than I loved Hercule and probably more than I loved Judy or Lennie.)

[Cheddar]

Mods you had too much fun with these names. Jacques Strap, yall? Jacques Strap?

[Joss Carter]

[Cheddar]

Not all the way through my google sheet I'm making but I think from what I'm gathering, the descriptions will be the right way to pick out the right person.

Two in combination will better to deduce than individual traits.

[Cheddar]

I’m cursed I swear.

I didn’t even play bad either round but I just think the bad juju from SVU is haunting me

[Cheddar]

Also here’s a bomb to drop:

Leon and I may have made up and we may have a majority on this tribe with Scruff and Grouch as our other two.

Because realistically
Leon + Scruff = duo
Cheddar + Grouch = duo
Grouch + Scruff = like each other I believe
Leon + Cheddar = Recovering buddies I hop
Leon + Grouch = Leon likes Grouch at least
Cheddar + Scruff = Dogs so we’re auto best buds @Paul Blart

[Joss Carter]

So obviously a fifth TC in a row sucks. But does this one feel better than the last few?

[Cheddar]

I definitely felt better than the last few with people like Quentin around.

That being said, having my name be voted as the “protect Scruff in case of an idol vote” is kinda bullshit.

Since supposedly Scruff, Leon, Grouch, and I have an alliance, I’d REALLY hope that wasn’t Scruff who just did that

[Cheddar]

Also Pikachu apologized to me earlier if he came on too strong when he was asking me about the old tribe, so I know he heard something about me saying something like that to Grouch or Leon.

The interesting thing is that I only really said that to them in response to THEM bitching about Pikachu, so idk. Snakes are in the grass yall.

[Cheddar]

So an update, it seems like our ragtag alliance of Scruff, Grouch, Leon, and I are voting for Pikachu tonight. I feel like Grouch is 100% locked into it and I don't think Scruff will act without him, so I'm going to be asking him closer to deadline if I'm in danger so I can make a "shot in the dark" arrest.  Based on Grouch and I's shared info (if he is telling the truth), we have it narrowed down to 18 right now and that's before Grouch uses his clue.  If he says I need to do it, then I will play my idol instead.

[Cheddar]

I have 18 names narrowed down if everything I'm hearing from Grouch is true.

23 names if he is telling the truth but Quentin lied to him

45 names if Grouch is lying.

[Cheddar]

If they’re shitting me then it’s a really elaborate ruse