Birthmeats

[Ythan]

Which meat is most appropriate for each month?

[biancospino]

Assuming fish doesn't count, and entirely based on feels:

• January
  — veal
  
• February
  — pork
  
• March
  — duck
  
• April
  — lamb
  
• May
  — quail
  
• June
  — chicken
  
• July
  — beef tartare
  
• August
  — horse
  
• September
  — rabbit
  
• October
  — deer
  
• November
  — offal (or turkey)
  
• December
  — beef steak (or guinea fowl)

[Ythan]

Poor August.

[biancospino]

Eh, it's actually pretty good. Although significantly richer in iron than beef (so, it will taste quite gamey and may have a bit of a bitter aftertaste, thou the meat itself is generally quite sweet) and a lot leaner, so it needs to be cooked either a lot (as in, hours) or very little (as in, below rare) or it'll be too tough

[JacksonVirgo]

Fuckin rabbit

[Ythan]

I like pork.

[Psyche]

why wouldnt fish count

[JacksonVirgo]

My birthmeat is clearly crocodile or kangaroo

[biancospino]

why wouldnt fish count

idk, in my experience when people say "meat" they generally implicitly mean "from non-marine vertebrates" unless otherwise specified

My birthmeat is clearly crocodile or kangaroo

Never had crocodile, what does it taste like?

[JacksonVirgo]

My birthmeat is clearly crocodile or kangaroo

Never had crocodile, what does it taste like?

I had it once a while ago but it’s like a mix between chicken and fish to me, kinda.

[light_ganski]

Eh I think seafood should count

[light_ganski]

I wld like to propose an alternate system with seafood

January - Beef
February - Duck
March - Lamb
April - Salmon
May - Goose
June - Octopus
July - Chicken
August - Squid
September - Lobster
October - Venison
November - Pigeon
December - Pork

[Ythan]

Ooo duck that's like seafood and a bird.

[schadd_]

really really great OP

[schadd_]

january - centipede
february - horse
march - bald eagle
april - horse
may - dog
june - frog
july - slug
september - pureed lamb
october - imitation chicken nugget
november - tortoise
december - any fish

[fferyllt]

duck or lamb...duck or lamb...

[Cheery Dog]

october - imitation chicken nugget

is this even a meat?

[schadd_]

no.

[Ythan]

My Chinese zodiac is also horse.