The Title Fairy Dances with the Stars-lolz

YogurtBandit · Post Post #700 (ISO) » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:47 pm

I see why I fail at Physics now.

Elias_the_thief · Post Post #701 (ISO) » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:25 am

I'd just like to point out that I was still out of town up until yesterday and couldnt have possibly made TSQs post, seeing as I had no access.

Tamuz · Post Post #702 (ISO) » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:56 am

I support Elias
Thats why I had to replace him :S

Agent Scully · Post Post #703 (ISO) » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:15 pm

Let's test this theory.

Mr. Flay · Post Post #704 (ISO) » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:58 pm

False roleclaim. If she were actually at AniX's house, he'd have her chained to the wall or something, far from a computer or the outside world...

Tamuz · Post Post #705 (ISO) » Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:36 pm

oh, I thought flay had IP tracked that account.

She could be locked in his basement and her impotence gave her the ability to post.

Agent Scully · Post Post #706 (ISO) » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:28 pm

AniX is locked in MY basement.

I give him a computer when he's being a good boy.

ISO · Post Post #707 (ISO) » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:44 pm

Hai Jathan.

Mert · Post Post #708 (ISO) » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:59 am

If he's in

your

basement, why does your location say "AniX's House"? Eh?

Agent Scully · Post Post #709 (ISO) » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:47 am

Thestatusquo wrote:Hai Jathan.

The Joined Dates beg to differ.

Mert wrote:If he's in
your
basement, why does your location say "AniX's House"? Eh?

Well, he

does

live here...

ISO · Post Post #710 (ISO) » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:47 pm

There can only be one true proof of this:

Why are you immortal?

Tamuz · Post Post #711 (ISO) » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:50 pm

trick question?

ISO · Post Post #712 (ISO) » Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:41 pm

Let her answer. The real Scully would know the answer to my inquiry.

ISO · Post Post #713 (ISO) » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:19 pm

Agent Scully wrote:
Thestatusquo wrote:Hai Jathan.

The Joined Dates beg to differ.

Mert wrote:If he's in
your
basement, why does your location say "AniX's House"? Eh?

Well, he
does
live here...

What the fuck do join dates have to do with alternate accounts? Learn to logic, noob.

ShadowLurker · Post Post #714 (ISO) » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:47 pm

CAUSE ANYTHING
IS POSSIBLE
WHEN YOU BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!

n00b

Thok · Post Post #715 (ISO) » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:04 pm

Thestatusquo wrote:What the fuck do join dates have to do with alternate accounts? Learn to logic, noob.

Agent Scully's account is roughly 6 months older than Shadowlurker's, which suggests it isn't his.

ShadowLurker · Post Post #716 (ISO) » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:11 pm

omg jath is an AGENT SCULLY ALT?!

NO WAI !!!

Agent Scully · Post Post #717 (ISO) » Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:24 pm

Because I'm male in the alternate universe, obviously. And the only male who matches up to my badassery is John Brown. Since John Brown > mortals, John Brown is clearly immortal. Since my alternate-universe self is immortal, clearly I am immortal as well.

QED, Bitch.

ShadowLurker · Post Post #718 (ISO) » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:46 am

Nominate Shea for "Is a Jathan alt" for his accusations of everyone being a Jathan alt everywhere (here, scumchat, general discussion, etc)

ISO · Post Post #719 (ISO) » Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:51 pm

Agent Scully wrote:
Because I'm male in the alternate universe, obviously. And the only male who matches up to my badassery is John Brown. Since John Brown > mortals, John Brown is clearly immortal. Since my alternate-universe self is immortal, clearly I am immortal as well.

QED, Bitch.

The REAL Dana Scully doesn't believe in alternative realities. She is the skeptic to Mulder's believer. BEGONE, IMPOSTOR!

However, the real Scully is nevertheless immortal.

This is first suggestion in the episode "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose". While communicating with a man, Clyde Bruckman, who can psychically predict the way people are going to die. When Scully asks Bruckman how she is going to die, he replies "You don't."

The immortality was again mentioned in "Tithonus". Scully investigated Alfred Fellig, a crime scene photographer, who told Scully he saw Death come for him once but missed; it took someone else instead. As a result, he could not die. Scully was accidentally shot by her new temporary partner, but before she died, Fellig asked her to look away. Scully recovered fully, but Fellig died instead. Mulder suggested that Fellig took her place in death, which if true, suggests she is now immortal, as Fellig was. Fellig, at the time of his death was approximately 200 years old, and his death was by his choice alone.

Also, the episode "Monday" indicated that fate itself would keep repeating a situation until Mulder and Scully didn't die, indicating that either one, the other, or both are not fated to die.

Mert · Post Post #720 (ISO) » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:00 pm

AniX, I genuinely believe that even if you ever met the real, bona fide Dana Scully, you'd find a million reasons to tell her why she's an imposter and a fake until she just walked away from you, bemused.

ISO · Post Post #721 (ISO) » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:08 pm

Mert wrote:AniX, I genuinely believe that even if you ever met the real, bona fide Dana Scully, you'd find a million reasons to tell her why she's an imposter and a fake until she just walked away from you, bemused.

Hold on, the real Dana Scully and perpetual sidekick Fox Mulder have a message for you...go on, Your Hotness:

YogurtBandit · Post Post #722 (ISO) » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:07 am

Nominate Mert for "Gets flicked off by Scully"

inHimshallibe · Post Post #723 (ISO) » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:12 am

YogurtBandit wrote:Nominate Mert for "Gets flicked off by Scully"

Phail, imo.

Mert · Post Post #724 (ISO) » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:10 am

Jesus H, do you know what "flicked off" means in British slang? I'm not sure I like what you're implying here...