Jack of All Trades Mafia -- OVER!

[Mariyta]

Read what he wrote, tard.

[Fritzler]

yea its a joke, max aint that stupid, so why don't you stop being such a bitch, take the stick out of your ass and have a wee bit of fun

[MrBuddyLee]

Pretty sure Fritzler encoded something important in that thar post.

[Fritzler]

Pretty sure Fritzler encoded something important in that thar post.

thar? are you a pirate?

one eye'd jack

MY NEW NAME TO BE REFERRED TO IS JACKIE BROWN

[BabyJesus]

vote ChannelDelibird

He is scum, may as well finish him off now....

[Yosarian2]

i hope you're not trying to put me on a guilt trip or anything...

Not at all. I didn't know you felt that way. I respect your feelings, as unflattering as they may be. But I don't play this game to ruin other player's experience of it. With two players that wish me off on factors outside the boundaries of this game, I am happier to withdraw so that you can all have a better quality experience. It's my choice.

No hard feelings. You all have fun. I'm OK. Carry on.

You shouldn't be offended. When there's nothing better to do on day 1, there's nothing wrong, stratigically or morally, with voting for the person you think is the weakest player in order to help your side. Now, I don't think you're a weak player, personally, and I don't especally like the bandwagon on you, but you shouldn't get offended or threaten to leave the game because of it; it's just part of the game.

On that note,

unvote

,

vote:Fritzer

. I know he loves to bandwagon, but that vote just seemed beyond the pale.

[viper0933]

Not voting is my friend.

[Yaw]

Vote Count:

DrippingGoofball (5): Mastermind of Sin, ibaesha, DrippingGoofball, Fritzler, TheCesspit
Fritzler (4): MrBuddyLee, Mariyta, ChannelDelibird, Yosarian2
ChannelDelibird (2): mystery meat of doom, BabyJesus
BabyJesus (1): Brian McQueso
mystery meat of doom (1): Coron
Brian McQueso (1): the silent speaker
Mariyta (1): Fuldu
PookyTheMagicalBear (1): Harry_Potter
Masterchief (1): Colonel Kurtz
TheCesspit (1): SpamWise

Not Voting: armlx, Masterchief, Max, mlaker, PookyTheMagicalBear, Shamrock, viper0933

13 to lynch

A few notes:

1 -- With MeMeMeet coming up over the next few days, players should be aware that some may not be posting for this reason. It's better if players going post in thread (as Mastermind of Sin did), but I won't be replacing for lurking until the event ends.

2 -- I have received two requests for replacement that I will be dealing with later today. Players should be reminded that this is a game, and they should be contributing to a fun environment. Derogatory comments directed at players themselves will be met with disciplinary action. (Fritzler's second last post before this one earns him a "yellow card".)

Carry on.

[ibaesha]

Truly, I think DGB's solution should be to play games and learn how to not jeopardize the town when she's town. Running away doesn't solve it.

Also, the statement that someone is bad town or scum isn't a new one. It's a perfectly viable D1 vote. Just as viable as voting for Pooky because he's so damn tricksy. I think someone voted for him already because "I've heard about you." which implies exactly that. I don't see people getting their panties in a tangle over that. I'm not sure why people are FoSing me over my voting for someone who I think may jeopardize the town later. But w/e.

Finally: DGB, don't take it personally, just stop jeopardizing the town and lying when you're town. And honestly no matter HOW you play, people will hold it against you in other games. Or hold you up to it. It's called metagaming. 90% of the people on mafiascum do it.

Seeing as how she's probably going to be replaced, however...

unvote; vote mariyta

I am getting an opportunistic vibe from her.

FoS: viper

I'm not going to put up with his bad town or scum behavior either.

[BabyJesus]

vote Max

Forgot about his little stunt in an earlier game hammering HIMSELF when he was the fucking cop.

[Yaw]

Someone replaces DrippingGoofball.

Blackberry replaces Mariyta.

[viper0933]

???

[Fuldu]

???

Nothing too surprising. DGB had indicated that she was requesting replacement and, if I had to guess, I'd say Mariyta didn't appreciate her treatment by Fritzler.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

So uh.

Are we done pointless persecuting yet? Cuz I'd like to go looking for some Jack Daniel's.

in fact, why is my man Jack Daniels not at this meeting? Surely he's more famous than other Jacks, my suspicion is that my man Jack Daniels is on the hideout from the evil Italian Mob guys(who drink wine, not sourmash tennesee whiskey) and is actually hiding under a pseudonym.

What would that name be? Where would Jack hide? Surely somewhere safe while the fighting went down and the Italians got killed/lynched or something.

So I'm sure that Jack Daniels is none other than.

Drumroll


YAW!

By the way. The last names of every player happens to be each letter of the alphabet(that's right, every1 is represented by a different letter)

Which can only lead to the conclusion that we're up against the dreaded VOWEL Mafia

with Y of course being the oddball Serial Killer.

another case cracked wide open by the Pookster.

[Coron]

We've gone over this pooky, I'm not scum so that ruins the whole thing.

[Blackberry]

MAFIA - could be the 'mafia' ... Pooky suggests the vowels (A,E, I, O, U) ... when infact it could be 'mafia' and he himself is a M! *dun dun dunnn* MAYBE that's why he figured out everyone has a letter!

[Blackberry]

Hell, it could be ACME

With all this said, I'll go for the A person, as they fit every category, lmao.

[Blackberry]

Vote: Harry_Potter

[Blackberry]

Actually, I did some research (ACME on wikipedia)... it appears Disney made a company like it called 'Ajax' ... but that has a repetitive A, so nevermind that, lol.

*yawns*

Is their a code to the letters? O_o

[Yaw]

in fact, why is my man Jack Daniels not at this meeting?

I missed an obvious pun? Damn.

I think I'll crawl into a hole now.

[SpamWise]

I actually think that scum are represented by the letters "KFC" After all, we know what's in KFC. Or, more to the point we know what

isn't

in KFC, and we know that can only be a bad thing.

unvote

Vote:Viper

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[quote="Our Illustrious Moderator aka Yaw aka "Jack Daniels"]I think I'll crawl into a hole now. [/quote]

He even admitts that he's going into hiding in fear of the Wine Mafia!

in fact that probablity it! the WINE mafia!

I say we nail "E" first. Being the most common letter and what not, I'm jealous.

[Coron]

[quote="Our Illustrious Moderator aka Yaw aka "Jack Daniels"]I think I'll crawl into a hole now.

He even admitts that he's going into hiding in fear of the Wine Mafia!

in fact that probablity it! the WINE mafia!

I say we nail "E" first. Being the most common letter and what not, I'm jealous.[/quote]
I'd rather not, this seems to me a rather bad plan.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

oh alrite, but how about "Y"?

It's the same first letter as Yaw and if there's any1 the Moderator would want to be a psychotic serial killer hellbent on wiping out the hapless townies or a clever conniving Mastermind Godfather of DoomDeath then it'd have to be the person with the "Y" last name.

Why? Y!!!

vote BabyJesus

[TheCesspit]

unvote