First, there was nothing.
Then God said, “Let there be light!”
And then there was still nothing. But now you could see it all a whole lot better.
And so God created the heavens, the earth, and the animals. Then he was called away to business somewhere around the star system X24T9. Rumor has it he had a Flying Spaghetti Monster fill in for him, but the facts remain that whatever was up there was incompetent.
So life went on, until one day someone invented evolution. The animals all enjoyed this addition to life and happiness, but some took it as an opportunity. There was dissension in the ranks as some species took the opportunity as a power grab...
Then God said, “Let there be light!”
And then there was still nothing. But now you could see it all a whole lot better.
And so God created the heavens, the earth, and the animals. Then he was called away to business somewhere around the star system X24T9. Rumor has it he had a Flying Spaghetti Monster fill in for him, but the facts remain that whatever was up there was incompetent.
So life went on, until one day someone invented evolution. The animals all enjoyed this addition to life and happiness, but some took it as an opportunity. There was dissension in the ranks as some species took the opportunity as a power grab...
Welcome to Evolution Mafia! I'm your
god
mod, Petroleum Pie. It's Pie_is_good and PetroleumJelly evolved into one big bundle of awesome.I will be watching over all of you to make sure nothing too awful goes on. I mean, it's not like there are certain groups of you who want to kill everyone else and take over the world. That would just be ridiculous. But, just in case there are, you can kill each other anyways.
Since God left you, I'm filling in. My rules may or may not be a little different than God's. Here we have:
The Ten Do-These-And-Get-Pwned s.
Stolen and blatantly plagiarized. I had to kill seven babies to get to these. MeMe runs a hard bargain.
1. THOU SHALT NOT QUOTE THY MOD. Doing so will screw with the game, leaving me no choice but to modkill off the corrupted role.
2. THOU SHALT NOT SUCK. It's just a game. Play your hardest and enjoy yourself. Don't take anything anyone else says too seriously. In the end, it's all in good fun.
3. THOU SHALT CONTAIN THY GAME TO THE THREAD. No talking about outside of thread, unless your role allows you to do so. If a character is made unplayable in this way, they will be modkilled. If the game wasn't impacted too badly, the guilty players will be replaced.
4. THOU SHALT EXCERSISE COMMON SENSE LIBERALLY. If you aren't perfectly clear on normal mafia rules, look them up. Try to avoid doing anything stupid. I acknowledge that I can't cover every specific circumstance within these rules.
5. THOU SHALT OBEY THY MOD. It has been scientifically proven that I am always right. Any mistakes made in votecounts or something are your fault. Any judgements that I make must be taken as final to keep the game moving.
6. THOU SHALT STAY ACTIVE. I'll try my best to keep things interesting, but I won't let inactivities ruin the game. Nightchoices are due by the posted deadline. Prods will go out if it's getting dangerously close to said deadline. If you don't make the deadline, I will seek a replacement immediately to perform your nightchoice for you and take over.
7. THOU SHALT CONFIDE IN THY MOD. If you have any questions, PM me. Also, if you are going to be away for 2 or more days, PM me. You are permitted to have a life. Just let me know that you have a life.
8. THOU SHALT VOTE AS CLEARLY AS POSSIBLE. If it's clear who you're trying to vote, even if you forget to unvote, I won't make you go through the formalities. But the more bold and uppercase your votes are, the more you remember to vote, etc., the more accurate and easier my job will be.
9. THOU SHALT BE PATIENT. If I go a day over deadline, forgive me. I, too, will find it in my heart to not modkill you all.
10. THOU SHALT WIN. All players on the side that winds up remaining win, dead or alive. Try to win. That's the goal of the game, and it makes things fun.
Now then, let's meet our contestants!
Naturally Selected
1. Ubertimmy, Fox, Vote-Stealing Townie
11. Fritzler (
replacing FATty ACid
), God, ScumGenetic Equilibrium'd!
14. Hezlucky, Dinosaurs, Vigilante, Lynched Day One
8. Primate, Trees, Doctor, Infected Night One
17. Rosso Carne, Phoenix, Townie, Hid in the wrong place Night One
18. Chamber, Gophers, Cop, Lynched Day Two
15. PBug, Insects, Cop, Lynched Day Three
10. Mastermind of Sin, Deer, Townie, Shot Night Three
16. MrBuddyLee, Songbirds, Tracker, Infected Night Three
8. Primate, Trees, Doctor, Infected Night One
17. Rosso Carne, Phoenix, Townie, Hid in the wrong place Night One
18. Chamber, Gophers, Cop, Lynched Day Two
15. PBug, Insects, Cop, Lynched Day Three
10. Mastermind of Sin, Deer, Townie, Shot Night Three
16. MrBuddyLee, Songbirds, Tracker, Infected Night Three
5.) Spectrumvoid (
replacing FoShizzle
), Bacteria, Scum, Lynched Day Four4.) Save The Dragons, Pat Robertson, Scum Mason, Arrow'd to the face Night Four
6.) Blackberry (
2.) Rainbow Brite (
7.) thestatusquo (
replacing Yaw
), Rabbits, Unnightkillable Townie, Lynched Day Five2.) Rainbow Brite (
replacing VisMaior, replacing Aelyn
), Chameleon, Back-Up, sick Night Five7.) thestatusquo (
replacing Coron
), Leeches, Devolver, splatted Night Five12.) Cogito Ergo Sum (
replacing GreenLiquid
), Humans, Scum Mason, Lynched Day Six9.)
Thok (
13.) the silent speaker, Vultures, Neighborhood Watch, struck by lightning Night Six
replacing Harry_Potter
), Elephants, Townie, sick Night Six13.) the silent speaker, Vultures, Neighborhood Watch, struck by lightning Night Six
3.) Toaster Strudel (
replacing Machiavellian-Mafia
), Virus, Scum, Lynched Day SevenDay One - Night One
Day Two - Night Two
Day Three - Night Three
Day Four - Night Four
Day Five - Night Five
Day Six - Night Six
Day Seven
Good Luck and Have Fun,
Pie/PJ
