Calvin & Hobbes Mafia-Game Over!!!

[mlaker]

Rules: Stolen from Gaspode who mostly stole them from DP
[1] Have fun and don't be a jerk.
[2] No communication outside the thread unless your role allows you to do so.
[3] Get your choices in before the deadlines. If you don't, I process a "no choice".
[4] No quoting my or others' emails/PM's.
[5] If you're dead YOU'RE DEAD. No more posting relevant information after that.
[6] Lynching will be done by regular majority.
[7] During the day, I may set a deadline. Once the minute of the deadline hits, the game goes into twilight and nothing relevant may be posted. If there was no majority in the votes, a lynch will occur if a player has at least half the votes cast so far. Otherwise, there will be a no lynch.
[8] Only votes in BOLD will be counted. Please clearly unvote if you want to change your vote.
[9] Do NOT edit or delete your posts! If you made a coding error, just post again.
[10] Don't Insult The Mod!
DEAD:Untrod Tripod
Spoon(Argoti)
EnPaceRequiescat
JereIC(Spaceman Spiff) Penciled Night 1
Yggdrasil(Calvin Clone) Beaten up Night 1
korais666(Calvin Clone) Beaten Up Night 2
Werebear(Binky Betsy) Strangled Night 2
God(Ms. Wormwood) poisoned by Binky Betsy's tea Night 2-This kill dedicated to Werebear's Co-Worker, Chris.
Tigris(The Principal)Balooned D2
mathcam(Calvin Clone)-punced N3
modargo(Enlightened Calvin Clone) beaten up N3
Coolbot(Stupendous Man)-Strangled N3
Scalebane(P.E. Teacher) Died N5
mathcam(Calvin Clone)
bigbenwd(shelper) Mom
MGIA-Dad
Leonidas-Calvin
ZONEACE-Calvin Clone
Breakdown-Tracer Bullet
Polarboy(tehgood)-Alien
bloojay(Nanook)-Calvin Clone

[mlaker]

Still waiting on confirms from a few people. You know who you are!

[ZONEACE]

i would confirm if i had gottena role yet

[korais666]

and plus, they might not know who they are. You might wanna bold the confirms.

[ZONEACE]

he sent private messages to the people who hadnt confirmed at least he did send one to me too bad he never sent me a role

[mlaker]

Deadline for choices (everyones confirmed by the way)-December 18th 5:00 P.M. Central Time.

[mlaker]

Still missing a

lot

of choices so Extension for December 19th 5:00 p.m. Central Time. And this is the last chance.

[Untrod Tripod]

That would be 30 minutes from now

[mlaker]

Sorry been busy processing night choices:

JereIC otherwise known as the intrepid Spaceman Spiff was on the trail of weirdness when he stopped. "What the heck is that smell?" he said "I'd know it anywhere its the smell of..... the smell of..... SHARPENED PENCILS!!!" He whipped around but it was to late he was stabbed by a shadowy figure with a pencil. On another part of the street Yggdrasil was walking back home. After a hard day at his turn at school this Calvin Clone just wanted to read comic books! But He would not get the chance as he was thrown against the wall and savagely beaten up!"
JereIC(Spaceman Spiff) Penciled Night 1
Yggdrasil(Calvin Clone) Beaten up Night 1
It is now day! Today we play Calvinball to find Aliens! Each person posts a rule. You can't repeat a rule. And everyone has to follow every rule. No reules may be posted that would make the game unfair(example all Aliens tell who you are.) Any questions post them. Begin Game!!!

[JereIC]

NO!!!! NOT COOL!

*fumes*

[ZONEACE]

all aliens must use the word luminescent in their posts. is that unfair?

oh and damn we lost the spaceman and a clone

[Breakdown]

Decree: All aliens must henceforth be referred to as "weirdos from another planet". Failure to comply with this decree places you in the Pernicious Poem Place, where you must compose a poem that reveals details about your role, starting...now!

So are we supposed to be hunting weirdos from another planet today today, or was that just thrown in there and we're supposed to be hunting teachers/the SK Moe (can't think of anyone else from the comic who would be responsible for beatings). Just want to have my priorities straight for the day.

[God]

NEW RULE: Any player with a username containing more than one capitalized letter must post the first sentence of their post in pig-latin.

Also, when referring to any player that is dead you must refer to them as
"The user formerly known as" followed by their role name.



These rules are fun.

[bloojay]

New Rule: All those who have 3 or more vowels in their username must refer to themselves and everyone else in the third personform now on. all failure to comply will result in being sent to the Song Zone, whhere you must compose a song including at least 5 words from the previous post.

Oh shoot, that applies to bloojay also. Just as well.
bloojay thinks that we are searching for weirdos form another planet today. bloojay and breakdown seem to have similar ideas

[CoolBot]

New rule: We are now in the Rule Mirror Zone. Thus, if a rule says a certain group must do something, than that group doesn't have do it, but everybody else does.

I'm not sure if the Weirdos From Outer Space are even a anti-town group. Penciling seems to indicate the teacher and beaten up seem to indicate Moe. Maybe there was doc protection?

Also, this is mafia, so random

vote: God

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Isthay Siay Otnay Airfay! Mr_Gnome_It_All's name applies to all those crappy decrees!

So, in response Mr_Gnome_It_All will make an extremely annoying rule, that no one else would like!

Rule:

Grip of Chaos

: All night choices will be reselected at random!

[bloojay]

actually Mr_Gnome_It_All, bloojay is unsure if mlaker will allow Mr_Gnome_It_All to create such a rule.
Mod Question: Can multiple rules be made by the same person?

[modargo]

Alvinballcay, atwhay unfay.

Given the Rules Mirror Zone of Coolbot, Breakdown's rule now applies to nobody.
God's rule requires all people with one or less capitilized letter in their name to post the first sentence in their post in pig latin. And for nobody to do the "user formerly known" as thing.
bloojay's rule now applies to people with two or less vowels in their username.
I doubt Zoneace's rule or Mr_Gnome's rule will stand, given that they actually affect the game. I'm pretty sure these rules can only apply to trivial things.

I'm tempted to do something like create a paradoxical rule, but I'm also tempted to not care in favor of actually trying to find scum.

Thus, I will create the following rule: "Everybody outside this game may ignore any or all other rules that affect posting in a given post if said post contains at least three complete sentences, proper punctuation, proper capitilization, and proper grammar."

Given the Rules Mirror Zone, this rule now applies to everybody inside the game. Just to be sure however, I've followed the one rule that applies to me under the Rules Mirror Zone.

slightly random vote: ZONEACE

Finally, it may be a good idea for the topic to be changed to "Calvin & Hobbes Mafia, Day One".

[bloojay]

way rapcay. bloojay forgot to do this in bloojay's last post before the Rule Mirror.
Actually modargo, bloojay thinks that bloojay's rule still applies to 3 letters and under, but bloojay guesses it is up to Coolbot. Either way, modargo's rule doesn't apply to bloojay's, because it doesn't use some of the guidelines. Or does it....

[Werebear]

I hit the "Super Scoring Spot"! Not only am I absolved from any rules put forth that might affect me, but I also scored Q more points, and get to throw a water balloon at Leonidas.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Actually, mlaker said you can't make a rule that would make the game unfair. My rule doesn't make the game unfair, it just makes the game difficult. Personally, I don't think there's anything wrong with my rule. If anything it could be a good rule on the town side, because now the "mafia" would only be able to kill who they really want if that player comes up randomly, and there'd be a chance of them killing one of their own.

[ZONEACE]

Mr gnome it all it doesnt matter any more modargos rule nullified all the rules

now why was it only slightly random modargo that seems like you have some sort of reason. now what is it.

vote modargo

for not giving the reason and not using logic when voting for me

[korais666]

AND he nullified all future rules. Phooey.

But wait... doesn't that also nullify the mirror rule? So did he really do anything at all? But if it nullified the mirror rule, then it doesn't apply to us! It's a

PARADOX!!!!!!

[Untrod Tripod]

I think that Gnome-it-all has made what I hope will be an illegal rule
A good idea, that is(how ironic)
My idea is that when someone makes an impossible rule, they must speak for the rest of the day in song (rhyming) form.
However, two occurances of an illegal rule will limit their posts to six a day.
Ouch; Three occurances of an illegal rule result in the person not being allowed to post all day.
Banishing is not far from my mind, but hopefully, it won't happen four times, but if it does.... YOU BECOME HOBBES FOOD!
Betray my rule at your peril!
Erego, Gnome must speak in song today, if my rule is passed.
Some people just never learn...

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Thus, I will create the following rule: "Everybody outside this game may ignore any or all other rules that affect posting in a given post if said post contains at least three complete sentences, proper punctuation, proper capitilization, and proper grammar."

Actually, his rule only affects rules that affect how a person posts. Plus, in order for it to even work, you have to post three complete sentences and all that other stuff. Which means if you don't have three sentences in your post, you still have to follow all of the other rules that may apply to you.

With all of that in mind, Werebear has violated the rules because he did not post three sentences, so he would have had to post his first sentence in pig latin. What is the punishment for violating the rules?